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#351455 - There is an actual blog on Tumblr that posts nothing…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#351491 - ohemgeezus (4 hours ago) [-]
at first I thought it was a countdown when I read your comment but the, "Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!" under each pic makes me think tard
#351465 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
probably a mix of both. A satire blog to fool idiots.
#351316 - I think one of Tumblr's ideologies that I hate the most is: …  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +8
User avatar #351323 - majormayor (22 hours ago) [-]
It's because of muh representation. That's their argument.
#350577 - Yeah, if there's one thing I hate more than people who oversta… 12/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#350576 - I hate these ******* things. Apparently they're …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#350599 - freedomreturns (12/20/2014) [-]
#350573 - People who act like they're hot **** because they…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +8
User avatar #350584 - tubcat (12/20/2014) [-]
tbh i'm not scared of anything, or maybe i am and haven't found it yet.
But inb4 the only fear is fear itself.
But it's boring since there is no thrill anymore. But
it's kinda amusing to see people get freaked out over stuff
thet fear. Not that I act like 'hot poo'.

imo!!
User avatar #350574 - freedomreturns (12/20/2014) [-]
I think the over reaction to spiders on the internet is annoying.
It's like with Nutella and bacon.
Those people are annoying too though.
User avatar #350577 - hauntzor (12/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, if there's one thing I hate more than people who overstate NOT being scared, it's the people who overstate exactly HOW terrified of a thing they are. No one fucking cares.
#167448 - She was doing okay for her age but she got into some rat poiso… 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#167441 - My dog died earlier this week and I hate how I know that it's …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167508 - casval (12/19/2014) [-]
It always hurts to lose a loved pet. When I was 21 or so, I lost my pet cat who had been with me since I was 7 years old. He didn't just die. I actually lost him. He got out and my then boyfriend (who became the ex after this) would not let him back in the house because he thought he "smelled funny."

That was the last time I saw him. Later, one of our neighbors spotted a wild bobcat in the woods behind our house. I fear for the worse, but I like to imagine maybe someone just found him and took him home with them. Either way, my little buddy was gone forever. And it hurt. There were a lot of tears, and that's normal. And everything will remind you of your pet, and that's normal too.

The best way to feel better is to transfer all that energy you're wasting on sorrow and turn it into love for a new animal. Find a new dog. Adopt one from the pound or, if you have ever wanted a pure breed dog, this might be your opportunity to explore that. Once you get a new pet, you have something else to love and you can still cherish your dog's memory. It may not feel like it now, but the pain does go away. And before you know it, you'll be making tons of new memories with your new best buddy for years to come.

Best of luck to you, friend.
#167498 - saltybanana (12/19/2014) [-]
get her stuffed and she will be with you...FOREVER

you know losing a pet is like losing a family member. its tough, i remember when my first dog passed away, it was so hard for me to move on. i eventually rescued a new dog at a shelter, cause he was literately bones. i was like fuck it, i took him and took care of him.

sometimes you just need to get another, it sounds bad, but i dont want to sound #rood but its just an animal, theyre here to give us comfort and company.
User avatar #167443 - thisistheguy (12/18/2014) [-]
I had a dog who recently died after having her for about 10-11 years myself (I'm also 20). I didn't feel too bad about it though, with the circumstances of how she died, idk how your dog was doing before it died, but for me she was the same as she was for the past 5 or so years and then got sick really fast and then died. Maybe suffered for like 2 days tops. Just remember how good your dog had it and if it was sick then it isn't suffering anymore.
User avatar #167448 - hauntzor (12/18/2014) [-]
She was doing okay for her age but she got into some rat poison or something (we don't keep that in our house so we still don't know what it was) but it tears me up because I didn't even get to see her on the day she died. I don't even remember my last moment with her.
User avatar #167442 - tubcat (12/18/2014) [-]
Bought another pet.
#5408 - Yeah but like, they're condemning schools for having the nerve…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #5409 - phoenixforger (12/17/2014) [-]
That's pretty ridiculous. If nothing happens in a story, then it isn't a story at all. Would they prefer students read about a perfect world where everyone is the same, and nothing of consequence happens? I certainly wouldn't. Of Mice And Men is a good story for students to read, and learn about literature from.
User avatar #5416 - ugottanked (12/18/2014) [-]
so thank you
User avatar #5415 - ugottanked (12/18/2014) [-]
You my friend just gave me an interesting idea to write about
User avatar #5418 - phoenixforger (12/18/2014) [-]
Go nuts. It might work well as a joke.
User avatar #5410 - youngneil (12/18/2014) [-]
Imagine reading a book like that, where everything seems perfect. And it is, and you go through the entire book waiting for something to get fucked up but it just never does.
User avatar #5419 - phoenixforger (12/18/2014) [-]
Maybe a character becomes self aware, but is immediately eliminated, and omitted from the rest of the story, and the reader has to try and piece together the ending.
#5405 - A friend of mine absolutely despises Of Mice And Men because t…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/17/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #5407 - phoenixforger (12/17/2014) [-]
The story is, just that, a story. It isn't meant to tell the reader to kill their friends. It is not a glorification of the events held within, merely a telling of them. Lennie killed a woman, regardless of his intentions or mental ability, and he would be lynched for it. George put him down instead. Your friend is allowed to analyze this as much as they like, but declaring it as offensive is beside the point.
User avatar #5408 - hauntzor (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah but like, they're condemning schools for having the nerve to even make students read it as a literary requirement. That's what pisses me off about it.
User avatar #5409 - phoenixforger (12/17/2014) [-]
That's pretty ridiculous. If nothing happens in a story, then it isn't a story at all. Would they prefer students read about a perfect world where everyone is the same, and nothing of consequence happens? I certainly wouldn't. Of Mice And Men is a good story for students to read, and learn about literature from.
User avatar #5416 - ugottanked (12/18/2014) [-]
so thank you
User avatar #5415 - ugottanked (12/18/2014) [-]
You my friend just gave me an interesting idea to write about
User avatar #5418 - phoenixforger (12/18/2014) [-]
Go nuts. It might work well as a joke.
User avatar #5410 - youngneil (12/18/2014) [-]
Imagine reading a book like that, where everything seems perfect. And it is, and you go through the entire book waiting for something to get fucked up but it just never does.
User avatar #5419 - phoenixforger (12/18/2014) [-]
Maybe a character becomes self aware, but is immediately eliminated, and omitted from the rest of the story, and the reader has to try and piece together the ending.
User avatar #5406 - themagicwizard (12/17/2014) [-]
How do you not remember the huge parade they had for George afterward? He was crowned king of the town and went on to have a long and fulfilling career of shooting disabled people. It was like the whole point.
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User avatar #325 - majormayor ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
How's life?
User avatar #326 to #325 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
It's k
User avatar #327 to #326 - majormayor ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
I am still in school. I wish I was less lazy just so I could get my work done already.
User avatar #328 to #327 - hauntzor (11/30/2014) [-]
I have two weeks left in my first semester. It's okay I guess.
User avatar #329 to #328 - majormayor ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I've got three weeks left. I think the third one is just two days, though. I have four days a week but for the next two I'll have to be there on the Fridays.
User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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User avatar #273 to #272 - majormayor ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
lol
#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
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