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#20 - maybe 30 at best. I've never built a PC before so you… 9 hours ago on A cow with two heads 0
#18 - It could probably run a little better if you had at least 4 GB…  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on A cow with two heads 0
#19 - commoncrunch (9 hours ago) [-]
adequate meaning I'd be stuttering along at a silky smooth 7 fps?
User avatar #20 - hauntzor (9 hours ago) [-]
maybe 30 at best.

I've never built a PC before so you probably don't have to take my advice for too much
#331993 - I hate people who tell you to call them back at a certain time… 10 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#50 - Probably some joke to do with how minimalistic Apple products …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on After an internship +2
User avatar #74 - sircontagious (10 hours ago) [-]
after an internship they actually gave me 3 laptops, all good quality, as far as apple goes any way
#331866 - "i know this is an unpopular opinion but" >po… 20 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#160490 - Kansas/Canada relationship here Mailing each other st… 10/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#160489 - I'm trying to get this one job. Nothing special, just kitchen…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #160527 - herbolifee (10/29/2014) [-]
Give them the chance first. If they still haven't called you one or two days after the point they said they were going to, just call them back again. This way you've given them room to respond while still being persistent (without being annoying).
User avatar #160492 - ihaveablackfrend (10/29/2014) [-]
Wait for the call back for at least today. Call back after 5pm tomorrow if need be
#20 - I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Weird Al +17
User avatar #21 - saltyfries (10/28/2014) [-]
but if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
#49 - themanoffewwords (10/28/2014) [-]
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise!
It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise!
#51 - thiswasnttaken (10/28/2014) [-]
Mom's spaghetti
User avatar #31 - Ashtaroth (10/28/2014) [-]
It seems this cover is actually more popular than Gangster Paradise itself. I was at a bar a few months back, waiting on some friends. Something like a dozen black people walk in and take up at the bar. Dressed in the stereotypical thugwear, "nigga" every third word, the whole deal. Well after about 10 minutes, Gangster Paradise comes on the jukebox. "Ohhhhhh Heeelll yeah!" and such. But it's Al's voice that opens up and this whole group just goes nuts. Every last one of them was singing along. The whole damn place ended up involved. Customers, bartenders, waitresses, all yelling "No phone, no lights, no motor cars...". It was like some sort of high school musical shit. When it was over I heard somebody at a table near mine say "I wasn't expecting that." One of the black dudes at the bar turns and says "Nigga, Weird Al's the shit! Muthafukka took gold and made it platinum! Some alchemy shit right there!"
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Way back when I was a little bitty boy
#17 - At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Weird Al +18
User avatar #19 - saltyfries (10/28/2014) [-]
FOOL, and I've been milking so long that
even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone
User avatar #20 - hauntzor (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
User avatar #21 - saltyfries (10/28/2014) [-]
but if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
#49 - themanoffewwords (10/28/2014) [-]
We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise!
It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise!
#51 - thiswasnttaken (10/28/2014) [-]
Mom's spaghetti
User avatar #31 - Ashtaroth (10/28/2014) [-]
It seems this cover is actually more popular than Gangster Paradise itself. I was at a bar a few months back, waiting on some friends. Something like a dozen black people walk in and take up at the bar. Dressed in the stereotypical thugwear, "nigga" every third word, the whole deal. Well after about 10 minutes, Gangster Paradise comes on the jukebox. "Ohhhhhh Heeelll yeah!" and such. But it's Al's voice that opens up and this whole group just goes nuts. Every last one of them was singing along. The whole damn place ended up involved. Customers, bartenders, waitresses, all yelling "No phone, no lights, no motor cars...". It was like some sort of high school musical shit. When it was over I heard somebody at a table near mine say "I wasn't expecting that." One of the black dudes at the bar turns and says "Nigga, Weird Al's the shit! Muthafukka took gold and made it platinum! Some alchemy shit right there!"
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/28/2014) [-]
Way back when I was a little bitty boy
#226 - Electric Wizard tho Crowbar tho Alice In Chains tho … 10/28/2014 on Weird AL. +1

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User avatar #324 to #323 - majormayor (10/15/2014) [-]
My job here is done.
User avatar #318 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Waste my time, uh, bro.
User avatar #319 to #318 - hauntzor (09/17/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw&list=UUEW26Wv0nQX7fAtIk7cTJSw here's a kid with the voice of Ernie from Sesame Street reviewing and eating an entire frozen pizza
User avatar #321 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh man I had a good laugh.
User avatar #320 to #319 - majormayor (09/17/2014) [-]
Good Lord.
User avatar #314 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
fat
User avatar #315 to #314 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
b-but muh genetix
User avatar #316 to #315 - majormayor (08/01/2014) [-]
I think I saw you post something kinda naughty here once. I have seen a few pictures that weren't meant to be seen by me.
User avatar #317 to #316 - hauntzor (08/01/2014) [-]
On my profile? Not recently, but I've been kinda active in the **** community.

User avatar #305 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
You're trans now?
#306 to #305 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah.
User avatar #308 to #306 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
When did you realize this? I don't think you brought that up until recently.
User avatar #309 to #308 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Sometime earlier this year. I've been seeing a therapist recently to work things out though. I won't say that I have my entire identity figured out, but it's getting there.

I'm pretty gender-fluid at this point. I like identifying as a girl for most other situations not related to performing on some kind of stage. If it weren't for this deep voice of mine I would totally be okay with identifying as a woman 100% of the time.
User avatar #310 to #309 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
lol okay then
Were you projecting this in the form of your futa art before?
User avatar #311 to #310 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
Nah not really
User avatar #312 to #311 - majormayor (06/21/2014) [-]
Hmm. I have been long aware of your sexuality. You have even shared pictures of yourself on here before.
User avatar #307 to #306 - hauntzor (06/21/2014) [-]
(unintentionally posts GIF that could also be construed as a literal interpretation of genderswapping)
User avatar #313 to #307 - majormayor (06/24/2014) [-]
On a side note, I have now realized that I have sorta surrounded myself with transwomen on this website.
User avatar #300 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a risk of us getting cancer
User avatar #301 to #300 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
do wha?
User avatar #302 to #301 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
there's a possibility that we will get cancer in the future
: (
User avatar #303 to #302 - hauntzor (05/19/2014) [-]
well, realistically, everyone is at risk for cancer. It's just life.
User avatar #297 to #296 - hauntzor (04/13/2014) [-]
Have them kiss, then run while they're distracted by love.
User avatar #298 to #297 - majormayor (04/13/2014) [-]
The power of selfcest!
User avatar #288 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
Do you draw?
User avatar #289 to #288 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, why?
User avatar #290 to #289 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
I wanna see
#291 to #290 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
This is my most recent. Haven't been very active lately due to college.
User avatar #293 to #292 - hauntzor (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks. Junji Ito's work has been a big inspiration for me recently.
User avatar #294 to #293 - revengeforfreeze (03/28/2014) [-]
No idea who that is tbh
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User avatar #263 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I wonder if one of my friends whacked it to your art.
User avatar #264 to #263 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
oh?
User avatar #265 to #264 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I already told you that I know about your smut.
User avatar #266 to #265 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I knew that, how do you know that someone you know has fapped to it tho?
User avatar #267 to #266 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
It's just a random thought that came to mind. I bet shibe would like it.
User avatar #268 to #267 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
like what
User avatar #269 to #268 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
His art.
User avatar #270 to #269 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i like art
#274 to #272 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
I bet you liked it.
User avatar #275 to #274 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
uueuweuawhueiadauduwa ih
User avatar #276 to #275 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
What is this? What does this mean?
User avatar #277 to #276 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
it means i didnt like it
User avatar #278 to #277 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh. I thought you liked furry dicks.
User avatar #279 to #278 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i do


but that is not my style
User avatar #280 to #279 - majormayor (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey Hauntzor, Shibby here doesn't like your style.
User avatar #282 to #280 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
ya sorry hauntzor i may be a depressing kid but i like it nice and happy not with a style that depresses me even more
User avatar #283 to #282 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
what about it is depressing?
#285 to #283 - shibe (03/04/2014) [-]
i'm not good with art criticism


but there is like a lot of dark moody colors in some of them that I guess depress me because they remind me of casseterecorder
User avatar #286 to #285 - hauntzor (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I see what you mean. I wasn't trying to criticize you or anything for not liking it but now I understand. I do like to use a lot of deep violets and blues.
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#261 to #260 - hauntzor (02/18/2014) [-]
Definitely not the worst I've seen of this kind of **** ; she's still kinda cute.

>those knees tho
User avatar #262 to #261 - majormayor (02/18/2014) [-]
I knew that you were gonna like it more than the others so far.
User avatar #257 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

You got featured in this post.
User avatar #258 to #257 - hauntzor (12/23/2013) [-]
that made my heart race a little at first because I thought I was being publicly chastised at first, and that's one of my all-time worst fears. But it appears that they thumbed me up, so all appears well.
User avatar #259 to #258 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
The FunnyJunk tag on Tumblr is mainly just content shared on there from here, but there is the occasional post that is about this place.
User avatar #247 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In the Face Thank you so much for getting me into wolf eyes.
User avatar #248 to #247 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Nate Young - Comes Unbidden
No prob man. They're undoubtedly the most terrifying band I have ever listened to.

Aaron Dilloway and Nate Young also do a lot of solo work outside of the band. You should check them out also.
User avatar #249 to #248 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
The Haxan Cloak - Excavation (Part 2) Dude

Dark Ambient

2spooks
User avatar #252 to #249 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
Prurient is also a good guy to listen to for that **** . The majority of his work besides this one is very noisy and harsh though. I might have shown you before.

Prurient - Let's Make A Slave
User avatar #253 to #252 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
Gedankenexperiment - Experiment Defined [HQ] I'll listen to it in a sec.

Are you into any other electronic sub genres?
User avatar #255 to #253 - hauntzor (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm more of a metal fan at heart, but I enjoy some: drum'n'bass, power electronics, ambient and some acid. I don't go very deep though.

Squarepusher-Beepstreet
User avatar #256 to #255 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
dude squarepusher is amazing

but he's breakcore/drill and bass

Venetian Snares - Pouncelciot
Renard - Forcing You Into My Life just look past who made this and what they associate themselves with and just listen to it. Trust me there is nothing furry about it at all.
Xanopticon - Constant (from "Liminal Space") this is more flashcore, but this genre came from breakcore so it doesn't matter.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNzxsOB2Q3g also this song is quite possibly one of the greatest electronic songs ever
User avatar #254 to #253 - shibe (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know why I group noise and dark ambient with electronic.

i'm sorry
#237 to #236 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
I am not a negro.  I am but a golden retriever.
I am not a negro. I am but a golden retriever.
User avatar #238 to #237 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw your smut.
#240 to #239 - mayormilkman (10/24/2013) [-]
It was not spectacular.
User avatar #241 to #240 - hauntzor (10/24/2013) [-]
It's cool

Not like I do it for a living or anything
User avatar #242 to #241 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
Or do you?
#243 to #242 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
boy do I wish.
User avatar #244 to #243 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
All I know is that furries have a lot of money to waste for some reason.
User avatar #245 to #244 - hauntzor (10/25/2013) [-]
I literally just got a note today asking what I was asking for in prices.

I told them that I didn't have a set list, but they replied that they wanted a guesstimate anyway. After I gave it to them ($25 being the most expensive for a shaded drawing w/ background) they said "eh, nevermind."
User avatar #246 to #245 - mayormilkman (10/25/2013) [-]
I've heard those suits are very expensive.
User avatar #235 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Mega Gardevoir has the poofiest dress ever.
User avatar #232 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
Hi friend
just 2 things...1: you should erase that **** from your profile wall (not that I care, I just dont want you banned)

2:I saw your art on e621 and made me remember you soo...

wassup?
User avatar #233 to #232 - hauntzor (09/28/2013) [-]
Noted. I was under the impression that profile commenting was free-range.

Thanks. :3
just working through college. Trying to draw smut when I can. Not much.
User avatar #234 to #233 - zombiesnipertwo (09/28/2013) [-]
nope...sadly it isn't save from rules

User avatar #225 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
tuck me into bed pls
#228 to #227 - hauntzor (09/24/2013) [-]
k   
   
no bedtime stories this time though.  You're a big boy now.
k

no bedtime stories this time though. You're a big boy now.
User avatar #230 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
ngithy night
User avatar #229 to #228 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #220 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
Where do you post your art?
#221 to #220 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
why do you ask?
why do you ask?
User avatar #222 to #221 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering. I think you ranted about something related to it once on the hating board.
User avatar #223 to #222 - hauntzor (08/16/2013) [-]
I have a DeviantART that I post my SFW **** on. I'm not very active one there as of recently though.
User avatar #224 to #223 - mayormilkman (08/16/2013) [-]
"SFW"
Tee hee. I've seen it before.
User avatar #217 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
butts
#218 to #217 - hauntzor (08/01/2013) [-]
You know my mother was a butt.
You know my mother was a butt.
User avatar #219 to #218 - mayormilkman (08/01/2013) [-]
what

I'm just posting "butts".
User avatar #216 - mayormilkman (07/09/2013) [-]
Newgrounds became eighteen a few days ago.
User avatar #213 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
I wonder how long it will take for the below guy's images to get flagged...
User avatar #214 to #213 - hauntzor (05/28/2013) [-]
I thought profile comments were anything-goes.
User avatar #215 to #214 - mayormilkman (05/28/2013) [-]
They haven't been for months.
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