Funnyjunk logo
Funnyjunk logo


hauntzor  

Rank #192 on Comments
hauntzor Avatar Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous
Offline
Send mail to hauntzor Block hauntzor Invite hauntzor to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
if the zombie apocalypse started in Las Vegas, would it have to stay there, too?comment
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:6/18/2011
Last Login:5/28/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#10580
Comment Ranking:#192
Highest Content Rank:#1401
Highest Comment Rank:#32
Content Thumbs: 3332 total,  3600 ,  268
Comment Thumbs: 39438 total,  42722 ,  3284
Content Level Progress: 32% (32/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 43.8% (438/1000)
Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 340 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:4
Content Views:20482
Times Content Favorited:210 times
Total Comments Made:5590
FJ Points:43138
Favorite Tags: ragecomic (5) | funny (4) | forever alone (3) | Pokemon (3) | fuck logic (2) | nostalgia (2) | sex (2)
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 16869
    Thumbs Up 441 Thumbs Down 63 Total: +378
    Comments: 49
    Favorites: 26
    Uploaded: 05/19/12
    title HarperCollins, I am disappoint.
  • Views: 1571
    Thumbs Up 19 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +17
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 02/06/12
    title Sweatpants
  • Views: 975
    Thumbs Up 21 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +19
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 08/11/11
    title Woody
  • Views: 1163
    Thumbs Up 12 Thumbs Down 0 Total: +12
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 07/28/11
    title Minecraft trees
  • Views: 693
    Thumbs Up 7 Thumbs Down 2 Total: +5
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 07/15/11
    title Oh, Pooh
  • Views: 1207
    Thumbs Up 11 Thumbs Down 0 Total: +11
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 07/15/11
    title Fun Shit
1 2 3 > [ 17 Funny Pictures Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

youtube videos

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#66 - Agreed. I don't understand how people think others as…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Lollicon problem +1
#74 - gameingwolf (4 hours ago) [-]
I completely agree with both of you.

Tried to give a Fuuko but she didn't show up.

#80 - cryptorchild (4 hours ago) [-]
she's my favorite :)
#73 - gameingwolf has deleted their comment.
#60 - That ring must feel weird inside your ass 4 hours ago on Wanna BREAK UP?! 0
#5308478 - Mfw you posted a real pic of yourself on 4chan  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #5308513 - azii (9 hours ago) [-]
Meh, I don't really regret it that much.
#5308430 - Mfw I'm going to Mayhem Fest in Kansas City this July 9 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5308003 - Try telling that to the Nostalgia Critic 9 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread 0
#5307935 - Shin Chan 9 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread -1
#40 - he looks kind of like Chowder 12 hours ago on A Graphical Approach to... +6
#32 - here son, have this 13 hours ago on Sadly I'll never be that cool +21
#30 - I had to look at this twice just to make sure it wasn't faceswapped 13 hours ago on Japanese Racsim (Pokemon) +18
#63 - Finally got to watch this movie in its entirity about a month …  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on are these jokes dead yet? +5
#65 - nobodyatall (14 hours ago) [-]
Fun fact: The ending is the way it is (And the opening credits are as long as they are) because they literally ran out of money. They had no funds to continue filming so they had to just end the movie where they were and call it a day.
#72 - darthblam (13 hours ago) [-]
I think that adds quite an extra bit of hilarity to the movie.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 80 110 165 > >> [ 5554 Total ]

user's channels

Join Subscribe morbid-channel

Per page:
Order:
comments(74)

1 2 > [ 74 comments ]
#74 - sirgawain (05/15/2012) [-]
Hello there.
#75 to #74 - hauntzor (05/15/2012) [-]
waddup
waddup
#76 to #75 - sirgawain (05/15/2012) [-]
Nothing much, just remembering that I have some Algebra 2 homework that I'm probably not going to do, eatin' some fried chicken.
#66 - mayormilkman (05/08/2012) [-]
More than half the time I'm on here you're on here.

This comic has nothing to do with this message.
#67 to #66 - hauntzor (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm just always logged in.
I'm just always logged in.
#68 to #67 - mayormilkman (05/08/2012) [-]
Are you the second-in-command overseer of the site?
#69 to #68 - hauntzor (05/08/2012) [-]
You don't know my life!
#71 to #69 - mayormilkman (05/12/2012) [-]
At this moment, you're rank 173.

Don't blink.
#72 to #71 - hauntzor (05/12/2012) [-]
I actually found a decent entity of that creature on Gmod

It was before I even knew what the fuck it was. Needless to say I shat brix when I turned my back.
#65 to #64 - tariv (04/15/2012) [-]
Well, that was fun. Thanks roll gods.
Well, that was fun. Thanks roll gods.
User avatar #55 - iamzirus (04/08/2012) [-]
You seem butthurt...
#56 to #55 - hauntzor (04/10/2012) [-]
I haven't been on in a few days, refresh my memory as of why?
User avatar #57 to #56 - iamzirus (04/12/2012) [-]
You deleted your comment. Comment #65 at RANDOM FACTS-39
#58 to #57 - hauntzor (04/13/2012) [-]
Deleting a comment because people find it crude and unnecessary is being butthurt?
User avatar #59 to #58 - iamzirus (04/14/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes it does.
User avatar #60 to #59 - hauntzor (04/14/2012) [-]
Okie dokie loki
User avatar #53 to #52 - hauntzor (03/30/2012) [-]
RAPTURE DAAAYYYYY!!
#54 to #53 - mayormilkman (03/30/2012) [-]
I hope we will both make it.
User avatar #50 - JohnE ONLINE (03/11/2012) [-]
What status of mine did you reply to?
User avatar #51 to #50 - hauntzor (03/11/2012) [-]
It was the one about your character's name. I left a comment trying to sound witty and then realized I fucked up.
#49 - JohnE ONLINE (02/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #39 - uberjack (12/20/2011) [-]
why?
#40 to #39 - hauntzor (12/20/2011) [-]
If you're talking about the unintentionally-offensive comment on your status, I didn't mean it that way bro :C
User avatar #41 to #40 - uberjack (12/20/2011) [-]
it still hurt ;__;
#42 to #41 - hauntzor (12/20/2011) [-]
I'm real sorry man. I forget how sensitive people are sometimes.
User avatar #43 to #42 - uberjack (12/20/2011) [-]
its ok im just an oversensitive person ;A;
User avatar #44 to #43 - spolop (12/22/2011) [-]
This conversation is hilarious.
User avatar #45 to #44 - hauntzor (12/28/2011) [-]
How, exactly?
User avatar #46 to #45 - spolop (12/30/2011) [-]
How - By being funny.

Why? - Because I was the one who left the nasty comment in the first place, yet he went crying to you for joining in on the laughter.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hauntzor (12/30/2011) [-]
Ok, understood.
User avatar #38 - RockStyle (12/18/2011) [-]
I am another FJ Secret Santa.

have a Merry Christmas. :D

Gift: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArdSEgaKtbw
User avatar #36 - rubberpig (12/18/2011) [-]
I am your FJ Secret Santa.

have a Merry Christmas.
User avatar #29 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Look at this guy on my profile. I think you'll laugh. TheRandomRussian
#31 to #29 - hauntzor (12/09/2011) [-]
And frankly, I don't pay much notice to the Old Testament anyway, with the whole "durrr if Adam an Eve had two sons how there are girls" logic riffraff. I prefer sticking to the actual lessons that the New Testament provides and not worry about the relevance of creationism.

Most of it is full of old, outdated radical laws anyway. We don't even use them anymore. Who the fuck cares if rabbits were thought to chew their own cud?
User avatar #32 to #31 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Idk... Genesis is absolute necessary. But some of the stuff is beyond our human comprehension, it's not right to go about doubting every single thing.
#33 to #32 - hauntzor (12/09/2011) [-]
True, but I hate it when atheists assume every single Christian takes the first book as literally as some of us do.
I've decided that God probably doesn't exactly exist in our realm of time, y'know? It seems to explain most of the origin stuff a lot better. So the whole "seven days of creation" thing really could have taken billions of years for us, but mere days for Him, hence matching the earth's actual age as concluded by geologists.
And if God isn't bound by the laws of time, who's to say He didn't create all life as basic organisms and let evolution go to work? We humans, after all, came in dead last in the time scale (as in most recent) as well as in Genesis. I just think so many Christians take the whole "made in His own image" part as being made to look like Him. But the Bible doesn't describe God as human, so why does that rule us out not looking the same today as we did thousands of years ago?

TL;DR
I think Genesis involved a lot more scientific reasoning than most skeptics think. I consider myself a Christian who is supportive of science and its progress.
User avatar #34 to #33 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
I understand where you're coming from completely. It's too bad we'll never really know until we pass away. And I think the craziest thing in the world is to imagine eternity. Just sit there and try to imagine it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - hauntzor (12/09/2011) [-]
I agree. I think God purposely made it impossible for us to understand existence fully. It gives us more time to reflect on life itself rather than trying to unlock every universal secret.
Hell, it's why He made the universe itself so vast. So many planets, so many new things discovered all the time, it's not likely we'll ever explore every inch of it. Just a testament to His power.

To be honest, I know I can never become atheist because I can't find the mere act of existing possible without Him in control. Just the whole universe coming into play. Before that, nothing. Not even nothing, because nothing wouldn't exist either. It's too baffling a thought to imagine a non deity-created universe. But I believe that's the whole beauty behind it.
#30 to #29 - hauntzor (12/09/2011) [-]
Angry atheists are hilarious.
Angry atheists are hilarious.
#28 - iloveincest has deleted their comment. [-]
#27 - Sunset (10/29/2011) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hauntzor (10/24/2011) [-]
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
User avatar #24 - LEAFMAN (10/23/2011) [-]
IM GUNNA BE PART OF A COMP

:'D

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY!
#23 - uberjack (10/23/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #20 - ooaltairoo (10/22/2011) [-]
Hey, you still workin' on that comp you promised us? ( http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2767002/MY+amazing+OC/250#250) do't forget to add al the new pics that popped up)
User avatar #21 to #20 - hauntzor (10/22/2011) [-]
Sure thing. This is gonna be my first comp though so it'll take awhile to get it figured out.

Would you happen to have the original girl's pic? I never saved that one.
User avatar #19 - JohnE ONLINE (10/14/2011) [-]
You had me excited there for a sec, then noticed you trolled me.
User avatar #17 - JohnE ONLINE (10/10/2011) [-]
Hauntzor ^_^
User avatar #18 to #17 - hauntzor (10/11/2011) [-]
Wat
1 2 > [ 74 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)