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#146 - Why do some Christians frown upon homosexuality? I'm Christian…  [+] (24 new replies) 15 hours ago on It happens +3
#289 - 4chan refugee (8 hours ago) [-]
same here.
User avatar #286 - lilRican (9 hours ago) [-]
it's the old testament...

people seem to like jesus but not enough to follow his turn the other cheek thing....

but yea, people that "read" the bible not actually read it
#180 - Mr Unsmiley (12 hours ago) [-]
Maybe because the Bible says its wrong. You don't get to call yourself a Christian and pick and choose what's right or wrong according to the religion.
#288 - 4chan refugee (8 hours ago) [-]
but in the new testament it is said that god lets anyone to heaven if they want to.
I have nothing against gays either. (sorry if my english is bad :/)
User avatar #291 - Mr Unsmiley (8 hours ago) [-]
Chapter and verse?
#278 - roneffinswanson (9 hours ago) [-]
But it would be hard (that's what she said!)
#250 - eshaythewolf (11 hours ago) [-]
The bible also says wearing cloth of mixed fabrics is wrong, I haven't seen any Christians protesting that.
User avatar #275 - Mr Unsmiley (9 hours ago) [-]
Because it pertains to the Jewish culture, and only the Jewish culture. Maybe if you read the Bible, you would know what rules are set aside for the Jews, and what pertains to the Gentiles.
User avatar #169 - procrasturbate (13 hours ago) [-]
American Christians like to follow what they want and what suits them best, not what the religion truly is.
User avatar #165 - octagon (13 hours ago) [-]
People tend to worship the Bible rather than God...Thats why.
User avatar #158 - spidahridah (14 hours ago) [-]
Why do you not frown upon homosexuality? Christian marriage is meant to be an eternal union between a man and woman. If you're a Christian, you're the "weird" one for simply choosing to exclude that part from your religion.
User avatar #162 - octagon (13 hours ago) [-]
Not everyone is christian.
As a christian, I frown on it for my OWN life and nothing more. I'll support anyone who is gay and wants to be together with the person they love.

I think there are worst things people do for malicious reason that deserve my attention more.
User avatar #175 - muthsera (13 hours ago) [-]
I happen to agree with you, but I have never been able to adequately explain that when people ask me, so for some reason if ever it comes up, I am usually howled down as a bible-thumping bigot. Like wtf, I have gay friends, do business with gay people, I literally give no shits what they do with their lives. I happen to think the act of homosexuality to be morally reprehensible, but I don't go around telling gay people they will burn in hell, it's not my problem.
#334 - octagon (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, its kinda hard to explain these things to people that already have their mind made up about you.

But THATS the biggest thing that more Christians need to learn. Its NOT our problem to fix. Its not our demon to battle. It might not even be a demon in the firstplace. XD

As noble as it is to want to help other reach heaven, We can only save ourselves. And no amount of persecution, or bigotry, or alienation or plain douchebaggery will magically grant us that power. God has final say.

so its time that we christians all minded our own beeswax as long as no one is in danger. Will naver happen though... T_T
User avatar #163 - spidahridah (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, cool. Good for you mate.
User avatar #152 - dorfdorfdorf (14 hours ago) [-]
im 99% sure God didn't mean for humans to fuck each other in the ass. That's where HIV/AIDs started.
User avatar #177 - seelcudoom (13 hours ago) [-]
that aint exactly a homosexual exclusive thing
also pretty sure god did not intend for a lot of shit humans do
User avatar #185 - dorfdorfdorf (12 hours ago) [-]
*religionfag warning*
well the intention was for us to live in the Garden with Him forever, havin kids and eatin fruit and being perfect, but we fucked it up
User avatar #164 - octagon (13 hours ago) [-]
He probably Didnt mean for us to put if in our mouths or our hands buuttt.....Idk if god really cares about things like that...

User avatar #166 - dorfdorfdorf (13 hours ago) [-]
well ideally you would only put it in your wife with her consent

also ideally islam would be a peaceful religion and feminists would actuall fight for equality, so i understand if it's a far-out goal
User avatar #167 - dorfdorfdorf (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #149 - Sterski (14 hours ago) [-]
Because they're idiots. Simple.
#293 - 4chan refugee (8 hours ago) [-]
talking about respecting each other...
User avatar #297 - Sterski (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't mean christians, just the ones against homosexuality.
#29 - My thoughts exactly. We saw that movie in my German class. 09/14/2014 on anon takes a taxi +1
#66 - Agreed. And ordog, one couple's "love" is nothing co… 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#53 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Title +1
#55 - johnmcallister (09/09/2014) [-]
#449 - Mind if i roll weeeeed? 09/09/2014 on ARARGARHRAGRRHARAGRHAG 0
#431 - Behold! The might of Mothwind!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on ARARGARHRAGRRHARAGRHAG +2
#446 - howboutyou (09/09/2014) [-]
Mind if I roll Neeeeeed?
#449 - hatesmlp (09/09/2014) [-]
Mind if i roll weeeeed?
#33 - No.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on fuck yeah -6
#50 - 4chan refugee (09/02/2014) [-]
Is it just me, or are there more of these kinds of pictures than anti-conservative stuff? I mean, it's all just strawmen and highly immature. Just feels like they're screaming and crying for attention.
User avatar #43 - douthit (09/02/2014) [-]
Do you know the difference between liberal and libertarian?
#379 - That is called child abuse, no matter how christian you are. M… 08/30/2014 on taco 0
#138 - Well too bad no one actually does that.... You are just whorin…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2014 on taco 0
User avatar #187 - YllekNayr (08/29/2014) [-]
The fuck.
Get out with your blatant lies
User avatar #186 - jukuku (08/29/2014) [-]
Do you have any fucking idea what Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are?

They refuse vaccines, blood transfusions and many medications.

It was a while ago but some nutter who lives in the same town as me died during pregnancy because she refused medication for hypertension. If she took the meds she would have been ostracized from her church.
#224 - salsawin (08/29/2014) [-]
Need to correct you here.

Mormons absolutely do not believe this. Jehovah's Witnesses do object to blood transfusions.

Source: I am a Mormon, have had blood transfusions and all my vaccinations. The LDS church does not teach that people should abstain from medications.
User avatar #372 - jukuku (08/30/2014) [-]
My bad.

My point was that there are plenty of people who have died because medications were refused over totally bullshit reasons.
#373 - salsawin (08/30/2014) [-]
Hey, all good man--I appreciate your candor.

Mormon's generally ascribe to the concept of "Work as though everything depended on you, pray as though it all depended on God" (Originally said by St. Augustine, later quoted by Brigham Young)
#265 - 4chan refugee (08/29/2014) [-]
I don't have the gif of Stewy saying "thank you", but if I did, I would post it.
#170 - dhumbassckids (08/29/2014) [-]
There's a religion called Christian Science where one of the main beliefs is that you can pray disease away. Luckily the religion is on a decline over the past 50 years but I'm sure somewhere out there is a family whose child will die because of this.
User avatar #379 - hatesmlp (08/30/2014) [-]
That is called child abuse, no matter how christian you are. Medications and treatment treats injuries and diseases, not prayers and pious words. Btw i'm christian.
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User avatar #10 - revengeforfreeze (01/03/2014) [-]
is yuor name a parody of lovesmylittlepony?
User avatar #11 to #10 - hatesmlp (01/03/2014) [-]
I made it cuz i hate MLP
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How did you find my profile? I've have not been posting for a long time.
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I forget
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User avatar #5 - pappathethird (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't mean to be a faggot, but you're absolutely right. My comment should not have gotten that many thumbs.
#6 to #5 - hatesmlp (06/12/2013) [-]
Nah it's cool ^^
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god, i hate those smileys
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I'm glad you understand. I just didn't wanna talk about it in front of the others
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