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#1 - Picture 02/24/2012 on NICE -2
#39 - This whole song is completely disrespectful to the rap game.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on We Got This To Look Forward To +16
#68 - detectivejewhat (02/22/2012) [-]
ANDERS. nice workaholics reference. Thumb for you.
#36 - got your grandma on my dick 02/22/2012 on We Got This To Look Forward To +3
#87 - I was trolling you fucking idiot.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -13
User avatar #91 - jesuspleaseus (02/22/2012) [-]
well. your not very good at it.
#85 - What's funny is that your life sucks so bad, you have to mess …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -10
User avatar #95 - luisdabean (02/22/2012) [-]
lol! no, im actually so happy i dont take part in believing or take comfort in an none existing god.
#92 - daedrakiller Comment deleted by hateonme
#126 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
Ok I'm back as ANON. I know that's kind of low.
But Fuck you all!

Hateonme
#123 - pancaketheninenine (02/22/2012) [-]
"cock juggling cock muncher"

GOD take me away...
#105 - nrobchavez (02/22/2012) [-]
but i was talking to him on a different string of comments ;-;
#150 - daedrakiller (02/22/2012) [-]
I kind of figured he would just walk away, but he came back and started fights with other people. So I blocked him. I didn't really mean the cock munching thing, I just thought it was a funny insult people wouldn't take seriously, but they did. Sorry I didn't block him earlier though
#83 - Anon you got some fucking nerve. Do you know how big …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -9
#90 - eastcoastwestcoast (02/22/2012) [-]
the real problem wth religion is that it's an institution, and therefore corrupt. the real problem with atheism is that it is a lazy way to dismiss the connections that all humans share. both ways cause us to kill each other.
User avatar #118 - pancaketheninenine (02/22/2012) [-]
Most religions.
User avatar #109 - captaincabinet (02/22/2012) [-]
Exactly. Neither is perfect. But people can find happiness in both sides, and that's the important thing.
#88 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
Oooh I can go and name off a lot more crap than that. As a Christian, you must accept that the Bible is perfect in every way. You may not pick and choose what you believe in. By acknowledging that your God is perfect, and that his gospel is perfect, you must accept the fact that you support an institution that believes that women are inferior to men, and that homosexuality is a sin. And thats just the start of it.
#119 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
And all of you fail to realize what the Bible actually is. Not a single fucking one of you have i seen that takes into consideration that the Bible is a very very old book that was NOT all written at the same time and NOT written to the same people or for the same purposes. every part of the Bible is written in a literary genre just like any other book. and each book was written to a different people group. the parts about stoning a woman is all in the old testament written to the ancient jews. those were the cultural laws and customs at the time and it was not just the religious people that did that with their women. you can't pick and chose what you believe but at the same time you cannot take a verse out of context and put your own meaning to it. yes today stoning is frowned upon and guess what....christians dont do it because we understand the old testament is not telling us to stone our wives. it wasn't a book written by God that just fell into our laps. it is a compilation of the stories and laws of God's people that took hundreds of years to write. you have to take into consideration the literary genre of the passage you're reading and who it was written to to find the actual meaning behind a passage. otherwise you end up with ignorant assholes that quote random passages that don't mean anything relevant at all. like saying the bible tells us to stone women for back talking a husband. when that was written, the Bible hadn't been formed yet. so before you start finding all these passages showing the Bible as bad do some fucking research and learn what the hell you're talking about.
#173 - eastcoastwestcoast (02/22/2012) [-]
the new testament was written by some guys who heard about some guys who had met some people that said they met jesus. The bible is a BOOK. And what makes it different from the Quran? The book of Mormon? The Ramayana? Why does Jesus get worshipped as the son of God and not Horus? he had 12 disciples and performed miracles too. While the moral compass present in the Bible is admirable, I don't see how anyone can "ascend into heaven" without the aid of an alien spacecraft.
User avatar #177 - captaincabinet (02/22/2012) [-]
How is saying "it's a book" have anything to do with how legitimate it is? When people wanted to make note of an event by writing it down, what else would they write into?

And well, you assume heaven is a specific place.

Consider the following: If only souls can enter into heaven, maybe it is on another dimensional plane to ours?
#82 - Who the fuck said he was in the sky?! He will come from th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -6
#97 - nrobchavez (02/22/2012) [-]
i was hoping to receive a reasonable response... but i guess religion is in fact in and of itself, unreasonable...

this has nothing do do with aliens you degenerate hick, i'm not very sure where that came from

and we could say that alllll of the religious ideals were "made" in the last 6000 or so years right? well, i would bet my left testicle that people or monkeys or whatever we were before them didn't appreciate all that bad stuff happening.

take alpha males for example, they get to procreate with all of the females and that's good, it's what your genes tell you to do. then another male comes along and bests you and steals your woman... that would piss you the fuck off right? so that's probably the root for "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife". you can see this everywhere, loooong before humans; all the general ideas of humans against violence, or stealing, or taking the females.

i'm damn sure if you take a banana from a monkey it wont be happy, so the stealing commandments come from that similar hatred towards the act of theft.

there was an unrelated experiment with monkeys that i will show you here. this basically shows that they are smart enough to determine if something bad happens to them, they will solve the problem, such as punishing or taking their anger out on the offender.

so it would be generally accepted among monkeys not to do something otherwise you will be punished... that's where laws or commandments come from. only instead of the punishments coming from people, in the case of the commandments (Although they might), the punishments come from "god".

again the picture just serves to prove that A) monkeys have been around a lot longer than humans, and B) that monkeys are intelligent enough to make general accepted rules.
#79 - Dude it was over. Just like your life once you die. You ju… 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -3
#75 - Yeah I guess so huh?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -3
User avatar #77 - flexn (02/22/2012) [-]
yup
#74 - You quoted the bible almost word for word.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2012 on Just George Carlin -9
User avatar #84 - jesuspleaseus (02/22/2012) [-]
im extremely religious... and it does NOT say that word for word idiot. but it is what it tries to teach us.
User avatar #87 - hateonme (02/22/2012) [-]
I was trolling you fucking idiot.
User avatar #91 - jesuspleaseus (02/22/2012) [-]
well. your not very good at it.
#80 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I must of missed it between the part where it says its ok to stone a woman for talking back to her husband and the part where it says that its immoral to be homosexual.
User avatar #83 - hateonme (02/22/2012) [-]
Anon you got some fucking nerve.

Do you know how big the bible is and you just took two things from the bible.
Just like an atheist to ignore the big picture.
#90 - eastcoastwestcoast (02/22/2012) [-]
the real problem wth religion is that it's an institution, and therefore corrupt. the real problem with atheism is that it is a lazy way to dismiss the connections that all humans share. both ways cause us to kill each other.
User avatar #118 - pancaketheninenine (02/22/2012) [-]
Most religions.
User avatar #109 - captaincabinet (02/22/2012) [-]
Exactly. Neither is perfect. But people can find happiness in both sides, and that's the important thing.
#88 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
Oooh I can go and name off a lot more crap than that. As a Christian, you must accept that the Bible is perfect in every way. You may not pick and choose what you believe in. By acknowledging that your God is perfect, and that his gospel is perfect, you must accept the fact that you support an institution that believes that women are inferior to men, and that homosexuality is a sin. And thats just the start of it.
#119 - N. Korean citizen (02/22/2012) [-]
And all of you fail to realize what the Bible actually is. Not a single fucking one of you have i seen that takes into consideration that the Bible is a very very old book that was NOT all written at the same time and NOT written to the same people or for the same purposes. every part of the Bible is written in a literary genre just like any other book. and each book was written to a different people group. the parts about stoning a woman is all in the old testament written to the ancient jews. those were the cultural laws and customs at the time and it was not just the religious people that did that with their women. you can't pick and chose what you believe but at the same time you cannot take a verse out of context and put your own meaning to it. yes today stoning is frowned upon and guess what....christians dont do it because we understand the old testament is not telling us to stone our wives. it wasn't a book written by God that just fell into our laps. it is a compilation of the stories and laws of God's people that took hundreds of years to write. you have to take into consideration the literary genre of the passage you're reading and who it was written to to find the actual meaning behind a passage. otherwise you end up with ignorant assholes that quote random passages that don't mean anything relevant at all. like saying the bible tells us to stone women for back talking a husband. when that was written, the Bible hadn't been formed yet. so before you start finding all these passages showing the Bible as bad do some fucking research and learn what the hell you're talking about.
#173 - eastcoastwestcoast (02/22/2012) [-]
the new testament was written by some guys who heard about some guys who had met some people that said they met jesus. The bible is a BOOK. And what makes it different from the Quran? The book of Mormon? The Ramayana? Why does Jesus get worshipped as the son of God and not Horus? he had 12 disciples and performed miracles too. While the moral compass present in the Bible is admirable, I don't see how anyone can "ascend into heaven" without the aid of an alien spacecraft.
User avatar #177 - captaincabinet (02/22/2012) [-]
How is saying "it's a book" have anything to do with how legitimate it is? When people wanted to make note of an event by writing it down, what else would they write into?

And well, you assume heaven is a specific place.

Consider the following: If only souls can enter into heaven, maybe it is on another dimensional plane to ours?
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