Love you too :D

i understand your hate for the site, but how in the glorious name of satan can you hate bread?
bread is fucking delicious.

I disapprove of your nokia hatred

Actually the nokia trend died a while ago, but like the other sites out there, the joke surfaced again because of obvious reasons (It's quite the coincidence really)

But sure, go to another site that isn't complete horse shit and tell me this story didn't reach front page/highlighted zone.


And No, I'm not defending funnyjunk for jack shit. I'm just saying you're an idiot.

actually i think he'd throw a rock at him...y'know, the whole "he who is without sin" thing

You make a valid point. You have totally changed my mental picture of his return on horseback. Maybe the battle won't be fought with swords and shields.

A lot of thought, sleep, and hallucinogenic drugs must be put into this before I settle on this being my new mental image of Armageddon. Okay, no drugs, but I will most definitely think about this a lot instead of play with my prick during the work day.

It doesn't happen. That's what.

The irony is that this comment answers your original question

yeah, i know, just sometimes when I'm trying to seriously and unbiasedly give someone an answer and they lash out at me i feel like i must explain that they are being a dick... then i get mad and start ranting

The coolest of stories, changed my life...

You suck.
Noone read that.

TL:DR faggot