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| #85 - i would like to be mentioned | 01/11/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 18 | 0 |
| #1337850 - this game is saltier than my unnecessary rambles about salt and pepper | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #1337843 - UNDERTALE IS NOTHING BUT JUST ANOTHER TYPE OF SALT YOU SHEE… | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #1337840 - okay tbh you didn't even fill out the entire copypast… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #1337836 - keep it up buddy, my pepper is getting spicier and spicier as … [+] (3 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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anon (11/05/2015) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salty Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Pepper-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. | ||
| #1337833 - hey frick you buddy i love my pepper where it is, i **… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| hey man, i'm not like that, i use undertale instead, it adds a whole new flavor to the month. UNDERTALE IS NOTHING BUT JUST ANOTHER TYPE OF SALT YOU SHEEPLE, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE no matter what kind of salt you love you will always love the same salt, the pepper is just not where you're going for, MGSV is my kind of fucking pepper you people don't understand keep it up buddy, my pepper is getting spicier and spicier as we speak I'LL BE THE FIRST TO FUCKING RISE LIKE A SPICY MOTHERFUCKER AND WASH THE SALT AWAY WITH MY SEASONING AND MY FLAMES AND FLAVORS, NOBODY CAN STOP ME LIKE THE SPICY HOT FLAMIN' HANDSOME SPICE-BAG I AM #1337839 -
anon (11/05/2015) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salty Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Pepper-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. | ||
| #1337830 - yeah i agree these ******* salty dogs thinking… [+] (9 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| hey frick you buddy i love my pepper where it is, i fucking enjoy it, i'm the spicy motherfucker, not the puny common salt-bags like everyone here pepper is my fucking life frickin fricks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey man, i'm not like that, i use undertale instead, it adds a whole new flavor to the month. UNDERTALE IS NOTHING BUT JUST ANOTHER TYPE OF SALT YOU SHEEPLE, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE no matter what kind of salt you love you will always love the same salt, the pepper is just not where you're going for, MGSV is my kind of fucking pepper you people don't understand keep it up buddy, my pepper is getting spicier and spicier as we speak I'LL BE THE FIRST TO FUCKING RISE LIKE A SPICY MOTHERFUCKER AND WASH THE SALT AWAY WITH MY SEASONING AND MY FLAMES AND FLAVORS, NOBODY CAN STOP ME LIKE THE SPICY HOT FLAMIN' HANDSOME SPICE-BAG I AM #1337839 -
anon (11/05/2015) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salty Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Pepper-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. | ||
| #1337816 - no wonder my video games are acting so salty today th… [+] (11 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| yeah i agree these fucking salty dogs thinking they are mounting on their high horses with their top quality salt, they'll totally be fucking involved in the worldwide salt trading since they are salt-born and they share the fucking salt to others like selfish salt-bags they are, but you really wanna fucking know what pisses me off? NOBODY USES THE FUCKING PEPPER FOR THEIR MEATS ANYMORE hey frick you buddy i love my pepper where it is, i fucking enjoy it, i'm the spicy motherfucker, not the puny common salt-bags like everyone here pepper is my fucking life frickin fricks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey man, i'm not like that, i use undertale instead, it adds a whole new flavor to the month. UNDERTALE IS NOTHING BUT JUST ANOTHER TYPE OF SALT YOU SHEEPLE, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE no matter what kind of salt you love you will always love the same salt, the pepper is just not where you're going for, MGSV is my kind of fucking pepper you people don't understand keep it up buddy, my pepper is getting spicier and spicier as we speak I'LL BE THE FIRST TO FUCKING RISE LIKE A SPICY MOTHERFUCKER AND WASH THE SALT AWAY WITH MY SEASONING AND MY FLAMES AND FLAVORS, NOBODY CAN STOP ME LIKE THE SPICY HOT FLAMIN' HANDSOME SPICE-BAG I AM #1337839 -
anon (11/05/2015) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salty Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Pepper-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. | ||
| #1337811 - salt GOOD GOD WHERE'S MY SALT [+] (16 new replies) | 11/05/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +2 |
| no wonder my video games are acting so salty today these motherfuckers think it's so memey and funny to salt the video games like an angry man's feasty thanksgiving dinner, it's so god damn fucking disturbing and i want my refund of $2,000,000 FUCKING dollars to get my fucking god damn salt back because of these stupid pricks not even sharing a bit of it yeah i agree these fucking salty dogs thinking they are mounting on their high horses with their top quality salt, they'll totally be fucking involved in the worldwide salt trading since they are salt-born and they share the fucking salt to others like selfish salt-bags they are, but you really wanna fucking know what pisses me off? NOBODY USES THE FUCKING PEPPER FOR THEIR MEATS ANYMORE hey frick you buddy i love my pepper where it is, i fucking enjoy it, i'm the spicy motherfucker, not the puny common salt-bags like everyone here pepper is my fucking life frickin fricks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey man, i'm not like that, i use undertale instead, it adds a whole new flavor to the month. UNDERTALE IS NOTHING BUT JUST ANOTHER TYPE OF SALT YOU SHEEPLE, CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE no matter what kind of salt you love you will always love the same salt, the pepper is just not where you're going for, MGSV is my kind of fucking pepper you people don't understand keep it up buddy, my pepper is getting spicier and spicier as we speak I'LL BE THE FIRST TO FUCKING RISE LIKE A SPICY MOTHERFUCKER AND WASH THE SALT AWAY WITH MY SEASONING AND MY FLAMES AND FLAVORS, NOBODY CAN STOP ME LIKE THE SPICY HOT FLAMIN' HANDSOME SPICE-BAG I AM #1337839 -
anon (11/05/2015) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salty Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Pepper-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. | ||
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