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haseotakaeda

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Date Signed Up:6/17/2011
Last Login:6/02/2015
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Content Ranking:#6850
Comment Ranking:#1498
Highest Content Rank:#5717
Highest Comment Rank:#849
Content Thumbs: 253 total,  563 ,  310
Comment Thumbs: 14044 total,  16939 ,  2895
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 25 Content: Peasant → Level 26 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 37.2% (372/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:25985
Times Content Favorited:16 times
Total Comments Made:2586
FJ Points:13134
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#3 - I told Will to put his popsickle stick under Jada's strap and … 18 hours ago on Will Smith +299
#166 - yes. yes it is. 06/01/2015 on Peter Griffin +1
#12 - Deer's fw that guy enters his pen 06/01/2015 on Painful gifs 2 +1
#77 - the problem is that floyd is actually a good boxer Not a g…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on exciting 0
User avatar #90 - kaywalsk (06/01/2015) [-]
You're assuming that he can just backpeddle forever, eventually he'll backpeddle into the cage/ropes. It's not hard to catch a boxer in a fight. You're much faster going forwards than you are going backwards.


All you have to do to beat a boxer (assuming all they've trained to do is box) is get them on the ground.
#143 - You just made my day God bless 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man +3
#108 - Many thanks, friend 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man +1
#10 - I can't handle the fact that people put (though just a little)…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Peter Griffin +76
User avatar #135 - malacrianza (06/01/2015) [-]
Is that what grinds your gears?
User avatar #166 - haseotakaeda (06/01/2015) [-]
yes. yes it is.
#27 - My god the bitch who straight up screamed as soon as the punch…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on LiveLeak comp +5
#37 - sairen (05/31/2015) [-]
So you mean any fight that has a female within a 1 mile radius of it? then yes. im tired of that shit as well.
User avatar #33 - creepydudewatching (05/31/2015) [-]
Having just re-watched that video, I couldn't agree more. God fucking damn.
#50 - This made me feel really good I've got like a 6/10 face a…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man +6
User avatar #272 - mumblesthepyro (05/31/2015) [-]
That's an awesome fucking jacket.
#235 - bitofatit (05/31/2015) [-]
mate, im like 5ft2, and one of my best mate is like 6'4-6 or some shit lmao
pic related, its me on the right and i find it hilarious
User avatar #144 - lemonpepsiking (05/31/2015) [-]
Ayyy
#145 - lemonpepsiking (05/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #142 - tastycrisps (05/31/2015) [-]
>Excellent height
>Good fashion sense
>Clear complexion, nice mug
>Stylized and well kept hair

I'd think you would be out of my league.
#255 - luddethebunny (05/31/2015) [-]
no banana for scale, how can you tell how tall he is
#216 - anonymous (05/31/2015) [-]
Requesting photo for 'League comparison'...
#143 - haseotakaeda (05/31/2015) [-]
You just made my day
God bless
#107 - tevansroskos (05/31/2015) [-]
You're pretty good looking. No homo.
User avatar #108 - haseotakaeda (05/31/2015) [-]
Many thanks, friend
#108 - She's a ******* method actor. She pretends to be in…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on look at all that funny +10
#112 - basichaharemix (05/31/2015) [-]
Makes easy and fast money by doing something as simple as showing cleavage when she streams all while pissing people off at the same time.

The hustle game is phenomenal and I can't even hate.
#201 - anonymous (05/31/2015) [-]
It's almost like she's a whore.
User avatar #195 - straightbusta (05/31/2015) [-]
But it;s not all her hustle, cuh. Those neckbeards are the one keeping her ballin
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #7 - rockmanneos (04/05/2015) [-]
Question in response to your before and after pics.
What routine did you follow? I'm after similar results but no **** all about exercising.
User avatar #8 to #7 - haseotakaeda (04/05/2015) [-]
I've got a set of posts on tumblr about my routine but i'll condense things
When I had just started out I did this:

150 bicep curls per arm (with a very light weight - if you want gains at the start, you need to focus just on low-weight and high repetition)
60 Sit ups
40 Push ups
and then doing leg hovers fitnessista.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/05/crunchandhover_thumb1.jpg for 5 seconds, then 10, then 20, then 30

That was something like six months ago.
Now my routine consists of this:
500 meter run to warm up
100 Sit ups
20/30/40/50 second leg hover
60 push ups
100 Shoulder-lifts with the dumbbell (still a light one)
400 bicep curls with the same dumbbell
100 Sit ups
60 second leg hover
50 oblique push ups
500 meter run
and then warm down with some taichi or whatever

It sounds like a lot, but to put it in perspective, i was able to finish my first workout in under twenty minutes, and now it takes forty five to do the updated routine. I had points along the way where I was adding things in, so start with the first stuff and then add more reps to things and add more exercises as you go and just remember to work at your own pace. if you can't do 60 sit ups or 40 push ups or whatever right off the bat then it's fine, you just need to make those numbers whatever your current limit is so that you can keep pushing them. Best of luck man


User avatar #4 - maybetraffy (04/05/2015) [-]
lol, Asians on fj
u from USA or Canada?
#6 to #5 - maybetraffy (04/05/2015) [-]
sweet, have fun.
#1 - megaflak (10/25/2012) [-]
damnit if your going to comment about skipping then dont say the same thing over and over again and delete it each time
damnit if your going to comment about skipping then dont say the same thing over and over again and delete it each time
User avatar #2 to #1 - haseotakaeda (10/25/2012) [-]
I was trying to get the blue text to work, but apparently kim jong removed it or something
t'is a sad day
#3 to #2 - megaflak (10/25/2012) [-]
ah, thats sucks
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