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#4 - Picture 08/16/2013 on Oh mon Dieu +2
#3 - Oh man that last one 08/16/2013 on Best of faceswap +9
#81 - Not really. Sometimes when I'm bored as balls but I dont reall… 08/16/2013 on All grown up! 0
#77 - Sorry I wasnt paying attention to such subliminal details when…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on All grown up! 0
User avatar #85 - nuclearkitteh (08/21/2013) [-]
You don't even need to watch details. They basically straight up say there are scars.
#80 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
Your telling me you don't still rewatch every episode?

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User avatar #81 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Not really. Sometimes when I'm bored as balls but I dont really watch shows that I've already seen.
#33 - Picture 08/16/2013 on A completely legal troll play. 0
#28 - Picture 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +1
#25 - WHATS THE ******* NOODLE INCIDENT!?!?!?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +2
User avatar #33 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT, MISTER NOODLE!
The content about Sesame Street a few posts back.
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
#28 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
#15 - Wait what the **** . What dodgeball incident?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +3
User avatar #42 - BrownBearninetysix (08/15/2013) [-]
If you pay attention to anything mentioning what's under double D's hat, it's implied that he has scars on the back of his head from a dodgeball incident, I believe it was so supposed to be revealed outright in the big picture show, but it never happened.
#77 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I wasnt paying attention to such subliminal details when I was fucking 12
User avatar #85 - nuclearkitteh (08/21/2013) [-]
You don't even need to watch details. They basically straight up say there are scars.
#80 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
Your telling me you don't still rewatch every episode?

Pic unrelated
User avatar #81 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Not really. Sometimes when I'm bored as balls but I dont really watch shows that I've already seen.
#49 - hotrodhonda (08/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
That isn't canon
User avatar #74 - hotrodhonda (08/16/2013) [-]
closest thing I have to an explanation. I remember this game though!
User avatar #21 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
It's one of those background jokes that never gets explained. Like the Noodle incident in Calvin and Hobbes.
#25 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
WHATS THE FUCKING NOODLE INCIDENT!?!?!?
User avatar #33 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT, MISTER NOODLE!
The content about Sesame Street a few posts back.
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
#28 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
#1 - Is this actually legal?  [+] (18 new replies) 08/15/2013 on A completely legal troll play. +7
User avatar #28 - acidreign (08/16/2013) [-]
I used to play football in highschool and somebody tried to pull this on us once. I ran from where i was (safety) hit him full on as hard as i possibly could. Their team's fans were incredibly displeased and angry. Ref ain't call shit
#22 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
Not unless the ball passes under the center's legs. (Upon further investigation, this is only in Canada)
However, "The various rules codes have additional requirements, all of which have the effect of requiring the ball to go backwards to a player behind the line of scrimmage (i.e. in the "backfield")."
User avatar #21 - leemcgiffen (08/16/2013) [-]
No idea. More of a Rugby fan.
#33 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
#32 - zehutit (08/16/2013) [-]
why even take the time to respond if youre just gonna say you like rugby better?
User avatar #34 - leemcgiffen (08/16/2013) [-]
I get a rush of dopamine when someone replies to me so I comment pointless things to get responses like 'why even take the time to respond if youre just gonna say you like rugby better?'.
User avatar #4 - galahads (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't really know much about American Football, but what I do know is
that if that guys is the quarter back then it isn't legal, quarter back can't
cross the line of scrimmage. But again, I have no idea if he is or isn't >.<
#16 - deadfed (08/15/2013) [-]
The quarterback cant cross the line of scrimmage and throw the ball. He has to throw the ball before he crosses.
User avatar #5 - justlyunfair (08/15/2013) [-]
The quarterback is allowed to cross the line of scrimmage.
User avatar #7 - galahads (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh that's right, but he can't throw it then, he has to run with it right? Shows my
knowledge of the game there doesn't it...
User avatar #14 - xturboxx (08/15/2013) [-]
Once the quarterback crosses the line of scrimmage then he has to run with it, he can't pass it.
#23 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
He can backwards lateral, but cannot forward pass, right? This is a legitmate question, I'm not trying to be a smart ass.
User avatar #24 - xturboxx (08/16/2013) [-]
yup
#25 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
Alright then, thank you.
#9 - mattymc (08/15/2013) [-]
yeah thats true, if no time out is called and no linemen move, then as soon as the ball is in the QB's hands the play is on
User avatar #3 - pwnedomega (08/15/2013) [-]
As soon as the ball is off the ground, its game time
User avatar #2 - aahrg (08/15/2013) [-]
if they actually hiked the ball then i guess it is
#15 - sargeblub (08/15/2013) [-]
Side snaps are legal. It doesn't have to be through the legs for it to be a snap, so it was totally legal.
#2 - Glowsticks 08/15/2013 on Finland. 0
#3 - What cancer?Explain please  [+] (16 new replies) 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +3
User avatar #5 - dialup (08/15/2013) [-]
Double D had cancer (okay, this is not really true, just sort of a fan thing to make fun of) In one episode he loses his hat for a second, and he is clearly bald, or like 1 or 2 hairs, so people started saying that he had cancer.
User avatar #12 - nuclearkitteh (08/15/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the reason he's bald is because of the dodge ball incident.
#15 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
Wait what the fuck. What dodgeball incident?
User avatar #42 - BrownBearninetysix (08/15/2013) [-]
If you pay attention to anything mentioning what's under double D's hat, it's implied that he has scars on the back of his head from a dodgeball incident, I believe it was so supposed to be revealed outright in the big picture show, but it never happened.
#77 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I wasnt paying attention to such subliminal details when I was fucking 12
User avatar #85 - nuclearkitteh (08/21/2013) [-]
You don't even need to watch details. They basically straight up say there are scars.
#80 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
Your telling me you don't still rewatch every episode?

Pic unrelated
User avatar #81 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Not really. Sometimes when I'm bored as balls but I dont really watch shows that I've already seen.
#49 - hotrodhonda (08/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
That isn't canon
User avatar #74 - hotrodhonda (08/16/2013) [-]
closest thing I have to an explanation. I remember this game though!
User avatar #21 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
It's one of those background jokes that never gets explained. Like the Noodle incident in Calvin and Hobbes.
#25 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
WHATS THE FUCKING NOODLE INCIDENT!?!?!?
User avatar #33 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT, MISTER NOODLE!
The content about Sesame Street a few posts back.
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
#28 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
#9 - hypothetical statement  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on The appropriate answer… +1
#10 - azaman (08/14/2013) [-]
Planes getting destroyed.
#2 - Just cause its not offensive doesn't mean you shouldn't set th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on The appropriate answer… +1
#6 - azaman (08/14/2013) [-]
Well its pretty obvious he isn't a nigger.
#9 - harkness (08/14/2013) [-]
hypothetical statement
#10 - azaman (08/14/2013) [-]
Planes getting destroyed.
#13 - Picture 08/14/2013 on If you give 4chan a vaccum... 0
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Bitch Please I'm a Horse 0
User avatar #28 - basicargentinian (08/13/2013) [-]
CRUISE CONTROLL FOR COOL
#12 - How did this get +200 thumbs? This is basically just a reaction gif.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Bitch Please I'm a Horse +2
User avatar #24 - basicargentinian (08/13/2013) [-]
BACK IN MY DAY WE BARELY HAD GIFS, WE HAD IMAGES, AND JUST ONE PER POST, AND WE WERE HAPPY.

BRING BACK GREEN FUNNYJUNK.

#27 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - basicargentinian (08/13/2013) [-]
CRUISE CONTROLL FOR COOL
#22 - How is OP claiming it to be their own? the only thing OP wrote…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on bottle bear +5
User avatar #85 - megusters (08/13/2013) [-]
Could've at least said,"not mine." Just leaving it with the title and the text in the post itself implies that it's op's. For example:just got a coke.
#23 - kwanzalord (08/13/2013) [-]
#84 - shown* 08/13/2013 on another megapokemon joke 0
#83 - I doubt they would make Mega evolutions for every pokemon. The…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on another megapokemon joke 0
User avatar #84 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
shown*
#81 - Maybe, when they said Mega Stones, they meant that there will …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2013 on another megapokemon joke 0
#82 - bluemagebrilly (08/13/2013) [-]
I guess that could be true but it specifically says that the special Torchic they're giving out will have a Mega Stone which is not available in game play and that a Mega Stone is required to do the evolution.

I guess the Mega Stone might be like an universal stone, as in it could evolve all of the Pokemon without them having to use their specific stone.
#85 - jockothecrock (08/16/2013) [-]
comercial said blazikenite. LOOK IT UP. it said BLAZIKENITE is not obtinable tnrough normal gameplay. if it gave the stone a specific name, then the mega stones arent universal
#83 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
I doubt they would make Mega evolutions for every pokemon. Then again they dont really have any kind of pattern when it comes to the Mega Evolutions they've showed us already, sooo maybe.
User avatar #84 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
shown*
#79 - I copied at pasted it all off of Serebii.net. Go share your pr…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2013 on another megapokemon joke 0
#80 - bluemagebrilly (08/13/2013) [-]
I was just saying, though I find it odd that they'd say that when they have the video that says Mega Evolutions take the Mega Stones to use.
#81 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
Maybe, when they said Mega Stones, they meant that there will be new kinds of stones that are specific to the Pokemon.
#82 - bluemagebrilly (08/13/2013) [-]
I guess that could be true but it specifically says that the special Torchic they're giving out will have a Mega Stone which is not available in game play and that a Mega Stone is required to do the evolution.

I guess the Mega Stone might be like an universal stone, as in it could evolve all of the Pokemon without them having to use their specific stone.
#85 - jockothecrock (08/16/2013) [-]
comercial said blazikenite. LOOK IT UP. it said BLAZIKENITE is not obtinable tnrough normal gameplay. if it gave the stone a specific name, then the mega stones arent universal
#83 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
I doubt they would make Mega evolutions for every pokemon. Then again they dont really have any kind of pattern when it comes to the Mega Evolutions they've showed us already, sooo maybe.
User avatar #84 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
shown*
#52 - US Name: Mega Kangaskhan Jp. Name: MegaGarura Typ…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on another megapokemon joke +1
User avatar #61 - chaossniper (08/12/2013) [-]
ok i don't see a pattern between the choice of pokemon who could go mega any idea there
#51 - US Name: Mega Ampharos Jp. Name: MegaDenryuu Type…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on another megapokemon joke +2
User avatar #59 - tannerninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Electric and Dragon?!?
#52 - harkness (08/12/2013) [-]
US Name: Mega Kangaskhan
Jp. Name: MegaGarura

Type: ??
Classification: Parent Pokémon
Height: ??
Weight: ??
Ability: Parental Bond

First Appearance: Pokémon X & Y

Details:
This Mega Evolution was first shown in the Video Game Championships in Vancouver in August 2013. It's unique in that is allows the baby in Kangaskhan's belly to come up and battle with the focal point of the evolution being based on the baby
User avatar #61 - chaossniper (08/12/2013) [-]
ok i don't see a pattern between the choice of pokemon who could go mega any idea there
#50 - US Name: Mega Absol Jp. Name: MegaAbsol Type: Dar…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on another megapokemon joke +3
#51 - harkness (08/12/2013) [-]
US Name: Mega Ampharos
Jp. Name: MegaDenryuu

Type: Electric/Dragon
Classification: Light Pokémon
Height: 1.4m
Weight: 61.5kg
Ability: Mold Breaker

First Appearance: Pokémon X & Y

Details:
This Mega Evolution was first shown in August 2013's issue of CoroCoro. It features the special ability of Mold Breaker and features a change in type to Electric/Dragon
User avatar #59 - tannerninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Electric and Dragon?!?
#52 - harkness (08/12/2013) [-]
US Name: Mega Kangaskhan
Jp. Name: MegaGarura

Type: ??
Classification: Parent Pokémon
Height: ??
Weight: ??
Ability: Parental Bond

First Appearance: Pokémon X & Y

Details:
This Mega Evolution was first shown in the Video Game Championships in Vancouver in August 2013. It's unique in that is allows the baby in Kangaskhan's belly to come up and battle with the focal point of the evolution being based on the baby
User avatar #61 - chaossniper (08/12/2013) [-]
ok i don't see a pattern between the choice of pokemon who could go mega any idea there
#49 - US Name: Mega Mawile Jp. Name: MegaKucheat Type: …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2013 on another megapokemon joke +3
#50 - harkness (08/12/2013) [-]
US Name: Mega Absol
Jp. Name: MegaAbsol

Type: Dark
Classification: Disaster Pokémon
Height: 1.2m
Weight: 49.0kg
Ability: Magic Bounce

First Appearance: Pokémon X & Y

Details:
This Mega Evolution was first shown in August 2013's issue of CoroCoro. It features the special ability of Magic Bounce. It has an increase Attack
#51 - harkness (08/12/2013) [-]
US Name: Mega Ampharos
Jp. Name: MegaDenryuu

Type: Electric/Dragon
Classification: Light Pokémon
Height: 1.4m
Weight: 61.5kg
Ability: Mold Breaker

First Appearance: Pokémon X & Y

Details:
This Mega Evolution was first shown in August 2013's issue of CoroCoro. It features the special ability of Mold Breaker and features a change in type to Electric/Dragon
User avatar #59 - tannerninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Electric and Dragon?!?
#52 - harkness (08/12/2013) [-]
US Name: Mega Kangaskhan
Jp. Name: MegaGarura

Type: ??
Classification: Parent Pokémon
Height: ??
Weight: ??
Ability: Parental Bond

First Appearance: Pokémon X & Y

Details:
This Mega Evolution was first shown in the Video Game Championships in Vancouver in August 2013. It's unique in that is allows the baby in Kangaskhan's belly to come up and battle with the focal point of the evolution being based on the baby
User avatar #61 - chaossniper (08/12/2013) [-]
ok i don't see a pattern between the choice of pokemon who could go mega any idea there
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User avatar #6 to #5 - harkness ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm good
User avatar #2 - maybetraffy (06/08/2014) [-]
it's darkness you fat ****
User avatar #4 to #2 - harkness ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure totally
User avatar #1 - posttwo (06/08/2014) [-]
First!
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