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harkness

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
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#46 - I feel relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Why Clopping Is Okay +18
#65 - atoaster (06/09/2014) [-]
#8968944 - Picture 06/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#4 - Yeah, sure totally 06/09/2014 on harkness's profile 0
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#139 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world 0
#137 - Well when you've only lived in Mexico for the first 3 years of…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world 0
User avatar #138 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
#139 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
#133 - Mexico isn't part of America, North America yeah but I'm talki…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world 0
User avatar #134 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Ah no manches que ya te contaminaron lo gringos con esas cosas. Ni pex.
#137 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well when you've only lived in Mexico for the first 3 years of your life, then you move to a country that is significantly different socially and culturally, yeah you tend to learn things differently. Honestly I fucking hate it when people say that, I go to family parties with my friend sometimes and we're just there chatting and the whole family is like "why do you guys talk so white and fancy? you're not mexican anymore!" No shit I speak and think differently than an actual born and raised mexican, I was born there but I wasn't raised there fucker.
User avatar #138 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
#139 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
#131 - No I was actually born in Mexico, but y'know, immigration and …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world 0
User avatar #132 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Entonces haz pasado el cien porciento del tiempo en América.
User avatar #133 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't part of America, North America yeah but I'm talking about the country here.
User avatar #134 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Ah no manches que ya te contaminaron lo gringos con esas cosas. Ni pex.
#137 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well when you've only lived in Mexico for the first 3 years of your life, then you move to a country that is significantly different socially and culturally, yeah you tend to learn things differently. Honestly I fucking hate it when people say that, I go to family parties with my friend sometimes and we're just there chatting and the whole family is like "why do you guys talk so white and fancy? you're not mexican anymore!" No shit I speak and think differently than an actual born and raised mexican, I was born there but I wasn't raised there fucker.
User avatar #138 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
#139 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
#128 - Seriously, who the **** does that? Sorry, but my …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world 0
User avatar #130 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Supongo que el otro veinte porciento lo haz vivido en Europa.
User avatar #131 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
No I was actually born in Mexico, but y'know, immigration and assimilation.
User avatar #132 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Entonces haz pasado el cien porciento del tiempo en América.
User avatar #133 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't part of America, North America yeah but I'm talking about the country here.
User avatar #134 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Ah no manches que ya te contaminaron lo gringos con esas cosas. Ni pex.
#137 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well when you've only lived in Mexico for the first 3 years of your life, then you move to a country that is significantly different socially and culturally, yeah you tend to learn things differently. Honestly I fucking hate it when people say that, I go to family parties with my friend sometimes and we're just there chatting and the whole family is like "why do you guys talk so white and fancy? you're not mexican anymore!" No shit I speak and think differently than an actual born and raised mexican, I was born there but I wasn't raised there fucker.
User avatar #138 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
#139 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
#125 - I definitely do not eat nachos for breakfast. Actually to be p…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world 0
User avatar #127 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
No creo que nadie desayune nachos.
User avatar #128 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Seriously, who the fuck does that? Sorry, but my spanish grammar and spelling is fucking awful I've lived in America 80% of my life and only speak spanish with my mother I bring shame to la raza
User avatar #130 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Supongo que el otro veinte porciento lo haz vivido en Europa.
User avatar #131 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
No I was actually born in Mexico, but y'know, immigration and assimilation.
User avatar #132 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Entonces haz pasado el cien porciento del tiempo en América.
User avatar #133 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't part of America, North America yeah but I'm talking about the country here.
User avatar #134 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Ah no manches que ya te contaminaron lo gringos con esas cosas. Ni pex.
#137 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well when you've only lived in Mexico for the first 3 years of your life, then you move to a country that is significantly different socially and culturally, yeah you tend to learn things differently. Honestly I fucking hate it when people say that, I go to family parties with my friend sometimes and we're just there chatting and the whole family is like "why do you guys talk so white and fancy? you're not mexican anymore!" No shit I speak and think differently than an actual born and raised mexican, I was born there but I wasn't raised there fucker.
User avatar #138 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
#139 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
#115 - Well actually now that you put it that way I'm sure I've had t… 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world +1
#110 - Why the **** would I? Don't get me wrong I love chilaqu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world +1
User avatar #114 - LeoLeoLeo (06/08/2014) [-]
I just found kind of odd seeing a Mexican that have never tried Chilaquiles for breakfast. Its kinda like an American that have never Pancakes for breakfast (There are probably some cases, but still... its kind off odd).
Stay healty my fellow Mexican
User avatar #115 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well actually now that you put it that way I'm sure I've had that at some point in my life, probably when I was younger. But I don't do that anymore cause y'know, gotta be fit. Viva la raza
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#99 - Mexican here, I can tell you I've never had any of that for br…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Breakfasts around the world +2
User avatar #123 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
So nobody is going to say anything about the nachos in breakfast.
#125 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
I definitely do not eat nachos for breakfast. Actually to be perfectly honest, I dont even like nachos. Gif unrelated.
User avatar #127 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
No creo que nadie desayune nachos.
User avatar #128 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Seriously, who the fuck does that? Sorry, but my spanish grammar and spelling is fucking awful I've lived in America 80% of my life and only speak spanish with my mother I bring shame to la raza
User avatar #130 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Supongo que el otro veinte porciento lo haz vivido en Europa.
User avatar #131 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
No I was actually born in Mexico, but y'know, immigration and assimilation.
User avatar #132 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Entonces haz pasado el cien porciento del tiempo en América.
User avatar #133 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't part of America, North America yeah but I'm talking about the country here.
User avatar #134 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
Ah no manches que ya te contaminaron lo gringos con esas cosas. Ni pex.
#137 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well when you've only lived in Mexico for the first 3 years of your life, then you move to a country that is significantly different socially and culturally, yeah you tend to learn things differently. Honestly I fucking hate it when people say that, I go to family parties with my friend sometimes and we're just there chatting and the whole family is like "why do you guys talk so white and fancy? you're not mexican anymore!" No shit I speak and think differently than an actual born and raised mexican, I was born there but I wasn't raised there fucker.
User avatar #138 - Fjcf (06/08/2014) [-]
#139 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
#106 - LeoLeoLeo (06/08/2014) [-]
You've never had Chilaquiles for breakfast?!?
#110 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Why the fuck would I? Don't get me wrong I love chilaquiles, but having that for breakfast is so fucking unhealthy. I try not to fit the stereotype of fat mexican, I'm fine with my concha and cafe'.
User avatar #114 - LeoLeoLeo (06/08/2014) [-]
I just found kind of odd seeing a Mexican that have never tried Chilaquiles for breakfast. Its kinda like an American that have never Pancakes for breakfast (There are probably some cases, but still... its kind off odd).
Stay healty my fellow Mexican
User avatar #115 - harkness (06/08/2014) [-]
Well actually now that you put it that way I'm sure I've had that at some point in my life, probably when I was younger. But I don't do that anymore cause y'know, gotta be fit. Viva la raza
#113 - LeoLeoLeo has deleted their comment.
#12 - I wasnt asking how to make GIFs, I was just curious about the … 05/29/2014 on Respect Your Elders +1
#4 - Your image is actually a GIF... How is this a GIF?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Respect Your Elders +4
#6 - shadowrated (05/29/2014) [-]
In order to do so, you would need some GIF dedicated software. GIF is an image format that can only have 256 colors. I might suggest a GIF making site, where you would take each individual frame, put the frame on the image, start a new image, and put the second frame on that one. Keep in mind that you will lose a lot of quality lol are you still reading this
#18 - ffinfinity (05/29/2014) [-]
where is that extra frame from?
User avatar #24 - shadowrated (05/29/2014) [-]
i googled 'jump scare'

sorry thats the best i could do lol
#12 - harkness (05/29/2014) [-]
I wasnt asking how to make GIFs, I was just curious about the non-animated GIF above me. But thanks for the info, hopefully one day I'll actually care enough to use it. Unrelated pic is unrelated
#7 - phanaict (05/29/2014) [-]
tinkered it
#5 - endospore (05/29/2014) [-]
Not all gifs are animated. There's just usually no real reason to save an un-animated gif.
#45 - One time me and my brother were on a road trip and we drove by…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Fuck driving, I'm taking... +4
User avatar #50 - mrfartypants (05/26/2014) [-]
lie. you got on facebook and bragged.
#46 - While Teen Titans was one of my favorite shows when I was youn…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Cyborg Feels +25
User avatar #140 - darthblam (05/25/2014) [-]
Everyone just likes to bitch about change.
Like, hell, I even liked the Looney Tunes show. You just have to stop trying to look at it and compare it to the original, because it's not trying to be the original.
Although that Tom & Jerry reboot is absolute shit.. because THAT is trying to be like the original and failing miserably at it.
#105 - deckbox (05/25/2014) [-]
it fine for what it is, but everyone just wants another serious action show, or which there are NONEexcept Prime.
User avatar #49 - kanatana (05/25/2014) [-]
TTGO is fine for the target audience, which consists mainly of adolescents and prepubescents who've never really seen the original, and that's fine. It's their show. Most of the hate comes from those of us who grew up with the original, who cheered when Beast Boy finally got a girlfriend, laughed when Cyborg got a virus and ate everything in site, crowed when Starfire beat her sister and remained on earth, felt giddy when we saw Pink Raven, and were absolutely, drop-dead TERRIFIED of what Slade did to Robin, especially the episode when his mask sent the boy into a brutal rendition of the last scene of Fight Club.

Then again, Bronies are a thing, so that mitigates my argument somewhat.
#131 - lirfy (05/25/2014) [-]
I was more terrified of what Slade did to Raven

During that episode I was scared that she'll get raped or something.

User avatar #155 - sealcubclubbinclub (05/25/2014) [-]
Search *Raven Sladed* in google, yes I'm a sick fucker.
User avatar #122 - darkangeloffire (05/25/2014) [-]
Actually, Slade's dealings with Robin and Raven Aware you didn't mention Raven, but it's worth noting were my favourite parts of the show. I'll admit I'm a sucker for a story with the hero gone bad, and Robin joining Slade were my favourite episodes. And the PTSD one, since it was just really intriguing.

I dunno, that's my personal take on it, and why Slade's one of my favourite villains.
#46 - It really doesnt though. 05/23/2014 on User to post the most... 0
#211 - Picture 05/18/2014 on post your current wallpaper 0
#107 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Spongebob Facts 0
#109 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
i'm not gay, but i'm not against gays. call me what you want i dont care.
#15 - Thanks for literally reposting the image I posted, on the same…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Spongebob Facts +31
#40 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
this could be useful to!
#107 - harkness (03/30/2014) [-]
#109 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
i'm not gay, but i'm not against gays. call me what you want i dont care.
#12 - So Spongebob is 28 years old but has been working at the Krust…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Spongebob Facts +116
User avatar #17 - tenfinnvo (03/30/2014) [-]
His awards are shown in the movie, which happens after all the series of the show. It might be happening in 3 years time.
#14 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
could be useful
#15 - harkness (03/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for literally reposting the image I posted, on the same thread and letting everyone know that it could be useful as a reaction image. Big help.
#40 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
this could be useful to!
#107 - harkness (03/30/2014) [-]
#109 - anonymous (03/30/2014) [-]
i'm not gay, but i'm not against gays. call me what you want i dont care.
#70 - MFW my name is Pedro  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on always the question you... +1
User avatar #114 - manwithmanynames (02/28/2014) [-]
Aren't you suppose to be on your way to Oblivion to meet with the rest of the five gatekeepers?! Who else is suppose to stop the old ones?!

please let somebody get the reference...

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User avatar #5 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #6 to #5 - harkness (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm good
User avatar #2 - maybetraffy (06/08/2014) [-]
it's darkness you fat ****
User avatar #4 to #2 - harkness (06/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure totally
User avatar #1 - posttwo (06/08/2014) [-]
First!
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