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harkness

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Date Signed Up:9/24/2011
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#25 - WHATS THE ******* NOODLE INCIDENT!?!?!?  [+] (3 replies) 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +2
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#33 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT, MISTER NOODLE!
The content about Sesame Street a few posts back.
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
#28 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
#15 - Wait what the ****. What dodgeball incident?  [+] (13 replies) 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +3
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#42 - BrownBearninetysix (08/15/2013) [-]
If you pay attention to anything mentioning what's under double D's hat, it's implied that he has scars on the back of his head from a dodgeball incident, I believe it was so supposed to be revealed outright in the big picture show, but it never happened.
#77 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I wasnt paying attention to such subliminal details when I was fucking 12
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#85 - nuclearkitteh (08/21/2013) [-]
You don't even need to watch details. They basically straight up say there are scars.
#80 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
Your telling me you don't still rewatch every episode?

Pic unrelated
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#81 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Not really. Sometimes when I'm bored as balls but I dont really watch shows that I've already seen.
#49 - hotrodhonda (08/15/2013) [-]
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#52 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
That isn't canon
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#74 - hotrodhonda (08/16/2013) [-]
closest thing I have to an explanation. I remember this game though!
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#21 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
It's one of those background jokes that never gets explained. Like the Noodle incident in Calvin and Hobbes.
#25 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
WHATS THE FUCKING NOODLE INCIDENT!?!?!?
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#33 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT, MISTER NOODLE!
The content about Sesame Street a few posts back.
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
#28 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
#1 - Is this actually legal?  [+] (18 replies) 08/15/2013 on A completely legal troll play. +7
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#28 - acidreign (08/16/2013) [-]
I used to play football in highschool and somebody tried to pull this on us once. I ran from where i was (safety) hit him full on as hard as i possibly could. Their team's fans were incredibly displeased and angry. Ref ain't call shit
#22 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Not unless the ball passes under the center's legs. (Upon further investigation, this is only in Canada)
However, "The various rules codes have additional requirements, all of which have the effect of requiring the ball to go backwards to a player behind the line of scrimmage (i.e. in the "backfield")."
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#21 - leemcgiffen (08/16/2013) [-]
No idea. More of a Rugby fan.
#33 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
#32 - zehutit (08/16/2013) [-]
why even take the time to respond if youre just gonna say you like rugby better?
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#34 - leemcgiffen (08/16/2013) [-]
I get a rush of dopamine when someone replies to me so I comment pointless things to get responses like 'why even take the time to respond if youre just gonna say you like rugby better?'.
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#4 - galahads (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't really know much about American Football, but what I do know is
that if that guys is the quarter back then it isn't legal, quarter back can't
cross the line of scrimmage. But again, I have no idea if he is or isn't >.<
#16 - deadfed (08/15/2013) [-]
The quarterback cant cross the line of scrimmage and throw the ball. He has to throw the ball before he crosses.
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#5 - justlyunfair (08/15/2013) [-]
The quarterback is allowed to cross the line of scrimmage.
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#7 - galahads (08/15/2013) [-]
Oh that's right, but he can't throw it then, he has to run with it right? Shows my
knowledge of the game there doesn't it...
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#14 - xturboxx (08/15/2013) [-]
Once the quarterback crosses the line of scrimmage then he has to run with it, he can't pass it.
#23 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
He can backwards lateral, but cannot forward pass, right? This is a legitmate question, I'm not trying to be a smart ass.
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#24 - xturboxx (08/16/2013) [-]
yup
#25 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Alright then, thank you.
#9 - mattymc (08/15/2013) [-]
yeah thats true, if no time out is called and no linemen move, then as soon as the ball is in the QB's hands the play is on
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#3 - pwnedomega (08/15/2013) [-]
As soon as the ball is off the ground, its game time
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#2 - aahrg (08/15/2013) [-]
if they actually hiked the ball then i guess it is
#15 - sargeblub (08/15/2013) [-]
Side snaps are legal. It doesn't have to be through the legs for it to be a snap, so it was totally legal.
#2 - Glowsticks 08/15/2013 on Finland. 0
#3 - What cancer?Explain please  [+] (16 replies) 08/15/2013 on All grown up! +3
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#5 - dialup (08/15/2013) [-]
Double D had cancer (okay, this is not really true, just sort of a fan thing to make fun of) In one episode he loses his hat for a second, and he is clearly bald, or like 1 or 2 hairs, so people started saying that he had cancer.
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#12 - nuclearkitteh (08/15/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the reason he's bald is because of the dodge ball incident.
#15 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
Wait what the fuck. What dodgeball incident?
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#42 - BrownBearninetysix (08/15/2013) [-]
If you pay attention to anything mentioning what's under double D's hat, it's implied that he has scars on the back of his head from a dodgeball incident, I believe it was so supposed to be revealed outright in the big picture show, but it never happened.
#77 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry I wasnt paying attention to such subliminal details when I was fucking 12
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#85 - nuclearkitteh (08/21/2013) [-]
You don't even need to watch details. They basically straight up say there are scars.
#80 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
Your telling me you don't still rewatch every episode?

Pic unrelated
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#81 - harkness (08/16/2013) [-]
Not really. Sometimes when I'm bored as balls but I dont really watch shows that I've already seen.
#49 - hotrodhonda (08/15/2013) [-]
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#52 - BrownBearninetysix (08/16/2013) [-]
That isn't canon
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#74 - hotrodhonda (08/16/2013) [-]
closest thing I have to an explanation. I remember this game though!
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#21 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
It's one of those background jokes that never gets explained. Like the Noodle incident in Calvin and Hobbes.
#25 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
WHATS THE FUCKING NOODLE INCIDENT!?!?!?
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#33 - adu (08/15/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT, MISTER NOODLE!
The content about Sesame Street a few posts back.
#26 - heartlessrobot (08/15/2013) [-]
#28 - harkness (08/15/2013) [-]
#9 - hypothetical statement  [+] (1 reply) 08/14/2013 on The appropriate answer… +1
#10 - azaman (08/14/2013) [-]
Planes getting destroyed.
#2 - Just cause its not offensive doesn't mean you shouldn't set th…  [+] (3 replies) 08/14/2013 on The appropriate answer… +1
#6 - azaman (08/14/2013) [-]
Well its pretty obvious he isn't a nigger.
#9 - harkness (08/14/2013) [-]
hypothetical statement
#10 - azaman (08/14/2013) [-]
Planes getting destroyed.
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 08/13/2013 on Bitch Please I'm a Horse 0
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#28 - basicargentinian (08/13/2013) [-]
CRUISE CONTROLL FOR COOL
#12 - How did this get +200 thumbs? This is basically just a reaction gif.  [+] (3 replies) 08/13/2013 on Bitch Please I'm a Horse +2
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#24 - basicargentinian (08/13/2013) [-]
BACK IN MY DAY WE BARELY HAD GIFS, WE HAD IMAGES, AND JUST ONE PER POST, AND WE WERE HAPPY.

BRING BACK GREEN FUNNYJUNK.

#27 - harkness (08/13/2013) [-]
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#28 - basicargentinian (08/13/2013) [-]
CRUISE CONTROLL FOR COOL