I WAS SAVING MY VIRGINITY FOR SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Though what that something was I have no freaking idea.

Also, greetings my good (and only) chum, what-what.

YES. QUITE.

ahmahgahd. Went to an abbey once. Heard this guy say 'Nyes, I went to the polo game, but my horses didn't win, what.'
As in, in the stereotypical English accent.

IT WAS IN FUCKING SOMERSET.

SOMERSET?!?!?!

I live near there!

Sort of.

Ish.

Not really.

But apparently my voice sounds like Stephen Merchant.

It's all lies, lies and slander!

Ish.

I live in Wales! :D
We went there on a holiday, and I don't like going on holidays.

I tan easily, and everyone's convinced I'm loaded and are like 'AMFG! Can u bi me lunch, plox! C:'
And I'm just like: NO. FUCK YOU.
Then I go eat a pot noodle like a FUCKING WINNER.

Ok I can't resist after that last sentence.

SHAMELESS ADVERTISING!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4FeaGC0GUw

I lol'd.

I got an extra view on my shit video

Problem youtube?

THAT FACE.

I'M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT.

Dead Space all night.

Fuck yeah.

Don't talk to me about Dead Space.

Brings back bad memories bro...

My youtube crowd will never forgive me :'(

First part of Dead Space, before you get the cutter?

FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT.

Now, I seriously walk everywhere, and every little noise I hear, I aim.

So far, through the first chapter, I was only hit once.

I did a Let's Play on Dead Space.

I got to the fifth chapter then my PS3 broke, thus losing my save files.

My fans have never forgiven me.

NEVER!!!

FUCK THE PS3.

Get a Xbox 360. So far, mine's broken down twice, but they never deleted my save files, and the first time it broke, they lost it so they sent me an elite. A MOTHER-FUCKIN' ELITE.

But, seriously, get Xbox, get live then I can sit there and you can lol at me as I try to play Dead Space and cry at the babies that want to eat my face.

You think Dead Space is freaky?

Watch my Bioshock LPs.

I've screamed like a girl more than once.

Oh god the shame...THE SHAME...

I played through both of them. Admittedly, the first one, the singing splicers freaked me the fuck out. Second one, I AM THE BIG MOTHER-FUCKING DADDY.

I've not finished Bioshock, own Bioshock 2 but not played.

Reveal anything and I break your legs.

And your spleen.

Possibly your left index finger.

Go finish them.
then play Bioshock 2.

I GOT SO FUCKING ATTACHED TO THE LITTLE SISTERS, SERIOUSLY.

I'm playing as fast as I can! I can only upload so many videos at a time!!!

Lol, I finished them in 3 days.

Reached the maximum number of comments :B

Yeah but you didn't have to record them in 15 minute chunks, convert the footage and audio, edit the footage and audio, export the video, then upload it just for a 15 minute part.

I made that all sound like so much hard work XD