Oh god.. I love these... MOAR!

sorry thats all i got :(

Oh god.. I love these... MOAR!

sorry thats all i got :(

Oh god.. I love these... MOAR!

sorry thats all i got :(

Oh god.. I love these... MOAR!

sorry thats all i got :(

Oh god.. I love these... MOAR!

sorry thats all i got :(

Thanks to harddick, everybody's first roll only counts. You abused the system pal.

lol i had just never rolled a user before, and wanted to see who would come up. also, i wanted to see how many pony related usernames i would get since my first 2 were ponies.

why did that gif make me think of ham?

idk, thats actually what i thought of at first too.

Here's the thing. You're thinking of the traditional zombie outbreak. But you have to broaden your mind. We have obviously never had a zombie outbreak much less a zombies. So, what if our "zombie outbreak" is a case of rage virus, as seen in 28 Days/Weeks Later. Now, lets go a step further and lets say that its airborn, that would take out the "problem" of gun owners and part of the military.

So, I'm not saying I want a zombie apocalypse or that its even possible, because I don't know and even though my adrenaline wants, deep down I don't. But if we're really going to talk about realistic portrayals of a zombie Apocalypse, we should consider all the possibilites...

Including being controlled by one legged aliens that wear fake mustaches over their arms and their eyes are on their penis. ALL THE POSSIBILITIES.

Still, since the government gives no shits, they could just bomb the place

I've always brought up that decomposing aspect in discussions like these.

Zombies are dead, right? So there isn't any blood circulation.
No blood circulation = Decomposition to the point of severe restraints in under ten minutes.

I live in Australia A) We are a giant Island and B) Our wild life would destroy zombies. I mean Crocodile kill something and hide it under the water so it will rot....im pretty sure they would do anything to eat a zombie.

Except if it eats a zombie, it becomes a zombie.

Crocodile are as old as the Dinosaurs and have remained unchanged. I'm pretty sure if they survived the meteor's and everything else over the past billions of years i think a zombie should be no problem for the bad assery of a Croc.

Ok, they only problem is zombie crocs.

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I live in the hill country in Texas, and there is a fuck ton of people here with guns.

and plenty of safe areas that zombies can't get too

yes, the outbreak would be contains ASAP, i own guns, and i live is Texas, AKA everyone has guns, adn with the heat and bacteria, zombies wouldn't last more than a month in most areas.

exactly.

Exactly.
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
It does not necessarily mean "clean and orderly"
It means that your mind is fixated on a personal issue that you cannot fully deal with.
For this reason you have compulsive (repetitive) habits which can be ANYTHING.
The idea is that you're trying to distract your mind with the behavior it is a way of trying to rid yourself of anxiety.

This does not mean clean it could mean dirty.
It could mean having exactly 7 dvds on one shelf and 10 on the other.
It could mean driving 2 times around the block before parking every night.
Any behavior intended as distraction that is recurring. That is OCD.

For some reason i have to do everything i do with my left side of my body with my right. like if i bang my left hand on something and it hurts i will have to do it with my right hand to make it even, and it always has to end on the right. i take my last step with my right. absolutely everything i do with my left side of my body i do with my right immediately after. like if i get itchy on a certain spot on the left side of my body and i scratch it, i have to scratch the same spot on my right even if i am not itchy there.

quick question then, i can NOT sleep at night unless i masturbate at least once. even if i have sex with my girlfriend. am i just horny?

wow, someone making sense on the internet