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#18 - *BLAM* HERESY  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2016 on Blood for the Blood God +3
#52 - cigma (01/23/2016) [-]
I though that was an eldar comissar.
#40 - when they tell you to gtfo you gtfo then once they s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Culturally Enriched Playground +1
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#41 - ohhh (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah that would work. I'm just making fun of what he first said, because if you actually did what he said you should do. You'd die. You'd want to do something more akin to what you said.
#18 - i 100% -g u a r a n t e e- you that no British person has EVER… 01/10/2016 on transpokemon +9
#52 - > an army would only rout when they already lost a good por… 01/05/2016 on Medieval +5
#51 - i see you went to the Prometheus school of going to different …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Burger King +43
#97 - trollmobile (01/13/2016) [-]
but then we'd end up in Sweden
#98 - enlightednatzie (01/14/2016) [-]
But youre allready worse than us, shitstain.
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#99 - trollmobile (01/14/2016) [-]
so you're the one that stalks me?
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#100 - enlightednatzie (01/14/2016) [-]
Nope, i just search for sweden when im bored to defend my country from /pol/tards.
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#101 - trollmobile (01/14/2016) [-]
got some guy that searches for my name on FJ a couple of times a week, goes anon, and thumbs down all my comments.

for some reason
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#102 - enlightednatzie (01/14/2016) [-]
Im not pathetic enough to do something like that. If i where to stalk someone to thumb them down i'll make sure to do it while im logged in.
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#65 - necrosynth (12/15/2015) [-]
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#53 - jaevel (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm afraid I did not get that joke.
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#64 - jamesalmighty (12/15/2015) [-]
its a bit of sideways humor some people may not understand
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#73 - limerslimer (12/15/2015) [-]
Fuck you... "sideways humour" jesus cunting christ...
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#74 - jamesalmighty (12/15/2015) [-]
i guess "u" didnt like my joke
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#67 - jaevel (12/15/2015) [-]
I still don't get the joke. Like. I understand the Prometheus reference, it being when they run from giant space wheel in a straight line, as oppose to just going to the side for easy exit. I just don't get the relevance to my country.
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#83 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
He's saying just go sideways, not all the way up the coast. He's just joking, not being serious.
#26 - when i read about this and read the comment section i was seri…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2015 on She didn't choose the thug... +38
#155 - abesimpson (12/09/2015) [-]
>shelling out 10 euros for a gram
#31 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
175 grams really inst that much where i live, i mean here you can get an ounce for about 160$ of some pretty decent. thats about 6 ounces for abut 960$

I mean if you live with people it makes sense o buy in bulk, or you have one of your friends pick for the group. Got my frind ian who does the runs and we all just let him know how much we want and he picks all of our orders for a months worth supply. with 4-5 of us putting in a month order its way more than what she got and hes not a "dealer"

that amount an very well be recreation for her and her buds

Dealers go through a pound a week easy; 175 grams is not much

PS: also notice how it didnt mention seized cash? because there was no cold cash stored, because she isnt "trafficing' or 'dealing'
#86 - sirlorge (12/09/2015) [-]
I also doesn't mention the valium or ecstasy she had. Or the fact that she had already been detained on drug charges before.
#33 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
going from 1000$ of weed

to buying 1500 pills of ecstacy, lets say at 10$ a pill for bulk priceing, plus the cocaine, and two GUNS( super sketch as fuck) of a value of approximately 14 000$

Yeah ide say its a pretty big stretch to have her buy other drugs in bulk, his aint the supermarket you cant just jump from product to product; no ones going to kill you for grand of weed. Now you want to put a order like that when you arnt active n that scene? you asking to get tested hard

Theres reason why smart dealers only sell small order to new customers; someone comes with pick like that, immediate red flags
#109 - that's not what he says though , the tweet makes very little s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on Dhe blak twits comp 28 +1
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#122 - renespar (11/18/2015) [-]
except, the message they WANT to get across is that more than black people's lives matter (I mean technically the BLM people believe this and there's an inferred too at the end, but hey, some people are touchy) and the issue in syria would be a good time to show how they believe that all lives matter, yet the only group "all lives matter" focuses on is white people and the occasional "token" people who support them.
#86 - Comment deleted 11/14/2015 on GOD DAMN IT! +1
#39 - like i said it's a stretch but considering you were … 11/12/2015 on #worst #game #2015 0
#37 - in New Vegas you have no backstory other than "you're a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2015 on #worst #game #2015 0
#38 - newprinny (11/12/2015) [-]
NV has your main character living in the wastes as an excuse, but I'm pretty sure the extent of knowledge that the vault dwellers had of the outside world was that it exists at all, and not really anything about what kind of money they'd be using and stuff, dood. Whenever your dad leaves in 3, the whole vault freaks out, alarms go off, and Amata doesn't know how he opened the door except that there was a tunnel directly to the exit and they hacked a terminal, so it's pretty safe to assume that leaving the vault is a rare occurrence at best. The Lone Wanderer has no concrete reason to know what currency they use, and the only possible explanation is flimsy at best and relies on someone at some point maybe telling him "oh yeah, they use bottle caps outside the vault, not that you really need to know, since no one really leaves the vault anyway."
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#39 - harasai (11/12/2015) [-]
like i said it's a stretch

but considering you were born outside the vault and your dad has lived his whole life up until that point outside it's not completely impossible