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Date Signed Up:4/09/2011
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Sup bros, name's pie Allan. I love video games, pie, women, pie and playing music while eating pie. I'm also a level pie 101 troll. goal is to make pie number one in comments pie. the game

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#282 - **happytoaster rolls 41** 06/02/2014 on Forever Alone +1
#3 - it regrets nothing 05/28/2014 on Loading Screen 0
#40 - BAGEL JESUS STRIKES AGAIN 05/27/2014 on Faith 0
#2 - i'm pretty sure that's a chinese martial arts master 05/21/2014 on Tuft Guy +96
#104 - does any other pokemon do that though.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on To the frontpage 0
#105 - bendeman (05/18/2014) [-]
Does any other pokemon need to?
#102 - I respectfully disagree. Shuckle has the highest attack out o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on To the frontpage 0
#103 - bendeman (05/18/2014) [-]
Shuckle has the highest DEFENSE. This is used in turn with defense boosting moves and rollout for the highest dmg possible.
#110 - anonymous (05/26/2014) [-]
nah son its about using toxic powertrick earthquake and recover
User avatar #104 - happytoaster (05/18/2014) [-]
does any other pokemon do that though.
#105 - bendeman (05/18/2014) [-]
Does any other pokemon need to?
#72 - terry crews as joshua sweet. 05/01/2014 on Atlantis if it was live action 0
#23 - x ^^^^didn't log in 12/15/2013 on At least 0
#17 - i mean come ongou're doing blow with fucking iron man, you'd b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Iron Man +3
User avatar #18 - trollofhalo (10/29/2013) [-]
No, the only reason I'd blow as many as I could is to stop him, make him go back to burger king and rethink his life again.
#16 - it would suck because RDJ is a former addict, but tbh, if that…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Iron Man +1
User avatar #17 - happytoaster (10/29/2013) [-]
i mean come ongou're doing blow with fucking iron man, you'd be a pussy not to do hard drugs with him
User avatar #18 - trollofhalo (10/29/2013) [-]
No, the only reason I'd blow as many as I could is to stop him, make him go back to burger king and rethink his life again.
#17 - They bullied me. Then made a movie about it 10/26/2013 on Damn bullies and their words. 0
#68 - cut the wiener away 10/22/2013 on Finger Food 0
#67 - Comment deleted 10/22/2013 on Finger Food 0
#9 - Fuck Dunin Donuts. There's this place near my house called Ta… 10/15/2013 on It's a conspiracy 0
#50 - Patriotic cancer 10/08/2013 on Murica 0
#1 - go fuck yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2013 on The vulpini name conundrum 0
#2 - sepherspure (09/27/2013) [-]
go fox yourself*
#57 - WE MUST POISON KUSKO 09/22/2013 on The last thing you will... 0
#82 - that's the point, dumbass 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe -1
#77 - lol i think you're butthurt about this. we're not even talkin…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
#80 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
+1 one mispelled word
+1 used the word "butthurt"
+1 made a remark that made 0 sense whatsoever

3/10 bad troll
User avatar #82 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
that's the point, dumbass
#72 - daddy long leg-legs are insects  [+] (9 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
#73 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. There are three species included in the Daddy Long-Leg grouping. The Harvestman, which is an insect, and perhaps the most common of the three. The Cranefly, which is the second included, is also an insect. However, the third species, the Pholcidae (yes I did have to look that one up for the scientific name), or Cellar Spider, is a true spider.

Regardless to whether Daddy Long-Legs are insects or not, that wasn't the point. Multiple species can belong in a single "grouping." Many groupings are just vernacular, such as "Daddy Long-Leg," and "Banana Spider." There are multiple species that belong to the Banana Spider grouping, and the Golden Orb Silk-Weaver is one of them.
User avatar #89 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Actually, harvestmen aren't insects, they're their own little group of arachnids.
#97 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah, my mistake.

Have this .gif
#98 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Huh, I've seen that gif so many time, yet I've never saved it. Well, now's as good a time as ever.

Here, have this gif as a gift from me to you.
#100 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Bahahaha that's great. Thanks.
User avatar #101 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Is no problem.
User avatar #77 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
lol i think you're butthurt about this. we're not even talking about several species inside a singel group. we're talking about banana spiders in general.
#80 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
+1 one mispelled word
+1 used the word "butthurt"
+1 made a remark that made 0 sense whatsoever

3/10 bad troll
User avatar #82 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
that's the point, dumbass
#57 - well i'm not aracnophobic because if i see a spider on a wall … 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
#54 - yea i used to go camping alot, in Florida backwoods, and these…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
#56 - rimjobmcgee (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm in NC and they are a bit of a rare find here sadly. It isn't irrational, a lot of people have it from genetic memories of spiders being dangerous to our ancestors
User avatar #57 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
well i'm not aracnophobic because if i see a spider on a wall while i'm an a walk or whereever i'll be lke meh. but if i see a spider in my room or in the shower, i'm going to flip major shit
#49 - That's a golden orb weaver. Banana spiders are like fucking 1…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Nope Nope Noipe 0
User avatar #91 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Golden Orb-weavers are one of the groups of spider that are considered "banana spiders." And the golden orb-weaver isn't actually a species, but rather a genus of spiders. Some of them are rather small, while others are motherfucking huge.
#70 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Golden orb weavers actually are included in the "banana spider" grouping. Like a Harvestman is a daddy long-leg.
User avatar #72 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
daddy long leg-legs are insects
#73 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. There are three species included in the Daddy Long-Leg grouping. The Harvestman, which is an insect, and perhaps the most common of the three. The Cranefly, which is the second included, is also an insect. However, the third species, the Pholcidae (yes I did have to look that one up for the scientific name), or Cellar Spider, is a true spider.

Regardless to whether Daddy Long-Legs are insects or not, that wasn't the point. Multiple species can belong in a single "grouping." Many groupings are just vernacular, such as "Daddy Long-Leg," and "Banana Spider." There are multiple species that belong to the Banana Spider grouping, and the Golden Orb Silk-Weaver is one of them.
User avatar #89 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Actually, harvestmen aren't insects, they're their own little group of arachnids.
#97 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Ah, my mistake.

Have this .gif
#98 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Huh, I've seen that gif so many time, yet I've never saved it. Well, now's as good a time as ever.

Here, have this gif as a gift from me to you.
#100 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
Bahahaha that's great. Thanks.
User avatar #101 - thesovereigngrave (09/20/2013) [-]
Is no problem.
User avatar #77 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
lol i think you're butthurt about this. we're not even talking about several species inside a singel group. we're talking about banana spiders in general.
#80 - hoskins (09/20/2013) [-]
+1 one mispelled word
+1 used the word "butthurt"
+1 made a remark that made 0 sense whatsoever

3/10 bad troll
User avatar #82 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
that's the point, dumbass
User avatar #62 - tannerninja (09/20/2013) [-]
I concur I have a banana spider on my porch right now bigger than my hand
#53 - rimjobmcgee (09/20/2013) [-]
This. Its also called a writing spider in some areas because of the patterns they make in their webs. Quite beautiful and harmless really, I've found several that would even let me pet them while they were on their web
User avatar #54 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
yea i used to go camping alot, in Florida backwoods, and these fuckers were everywhere. i think i have an irrational fear of spiders
#56 - rimjobmcgee (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm in NC and they are a bit of a rare find here sadly. It isn't irrational, a lot of people have it from genetic memories of spiders being dangerous to our ancestors
User avatar #57 - happytoaster (09/20/2013) [-]
well i'm not aracnophobic because if i see a spider on a wall while i'm an a walk or whereever i'll be lke meh. but if i see a spider in my room or in the shower, i'm going to flip major shit
#18 - you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker 09/16/2013 on Talkin' Shit 0
#13 - Picture 09/12/2013 on gooby pls 0
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