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#57 - I've got a faint idea of what's going on here, but i still don…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on To 4Chan 0
User avatar #60 - moonxsun (09/21/2014) [-]
Social Justice Warriors
#65 - afaik (09/21/2014) [-]
If social justice is what it stands for, and they are silencing specific discussions, that's not social justice. That's just hypocricy, and as a metahypocrite I say that they're a buncha cheap lying fucks.
User avatar #68 - warwolfrider (09/21/2014) [-]
Thats the point (kind of)
#72 - afaik (09/21/2014) [-]
"Kind of"? What am I missing?
#123 - shadowbreech (09/21/2014) [-]
The whole thing is just stupid, try not to get sucked in
#150 - afaik (09/21/2014) [-]
If you say so, unless it'll end up screwing with game development and marketing cause if thats what's going on, I better bloody know asap.
#4 - **** . And i thought i was anti-social.... 09/19/2014 on anon gets some new carpet +3
#28 - I used to drink straight Vodka until i woke up in my friends b…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on what your drink says about you +3
#40 - prophecydt (09/18/2014) [-]
After a night of heavy drinking, my college roommate woke up in the middle of the night to pee but couldn't make it to the bathroom down the hall (we lived in a dorm). When he got out of bed, he bumped into something which in turn, woke me up. I turned to see him pissing into his laundry basket, full of clothes. The basket was made of mesh, so all that wasn't absorbed by his clothes created a yellow river across our floor. He crashed, literally, back into bed and went fast asleep. Being the good roommate I was, I threw down a bunch of paper towels to soak up the river.

Turns out, earlier that same night, someone who was at the same party my roommate was at went into the hall bathroom, pooped on the floor, cleaned it up with toilet paper, and threw it in the trashcan. When my roommate woke up the next day, I told him about it. He sniffed his hands. Guilt. Guilt was the scent he smelled.
User avatar #35 - youngneil (09/18/2014) [-]
I got really drunk with my friends, and made a tuna sandwich. I tried shoving the whole thing in my mouth, and had to spit it out, still whole for the most part. Someone else did the same thing to the same sandwich, and then his girlfriend ate it.

Another time, that same girl was vomiting in the toilet, and she was really thirsty. I went to get her water, but when I came back she was slurping water out of the toilet. There was still vomit in the toilet water.

I climbed onto my buddies roof because I wanted too. I fell off of the roof, onto another one of my friends that was climbing up. We hit the ground pretty hard. We both passed out on the ground right there. I woke up with blood all over my face.
#34 - Wumbologist (09/18/2014) [-]
I got really drunk at my friend's birthday party where everyone was wearing a pointy party hat. The guy had a bunch of extras so I took all of them. Four went on my head and the remaining one went on my dick. I spent the rest of the night poking people with my peniscone.
#32 - Turtleboner (09/18/2014) [-]
I was camping this summer and drank half a liter of straight fireball on an empty stomach and ended up vomiting and then sitting on a bench staring at a tree for 2 hours before i got up and went to my tent to sleep.
It felt like i was sitting there for 10 minutes but my friend and his dad told me that I was there for two whole hours so apparently I blacked out.
#31 - mrleague (09/18/2014) [-]
Be me
Out drinking witha few friends
Decide to have Mexican Ice Tea Shits tons of tequila in it.
Get out my tits after a few glasses I was drinking out of fucking tankards
Become very angry start saying I was sick of my freinds shit and that he was an asshole He was ok with said it funniest shit he has seen in a while
Leave bar procalim hat I have amazing Parkour skills.
Preforming parkour drunk.
Smack into bus shelter at full force and fall on my arse.
Walk to near takeaway and get Kebab That shit was delicous
Walk out of town start walking home with friends.
Walk past river I live near a river
See swan
Try have a square go with it. Friendsds are howling with laughter.
Proclaim my dominance walk back home and pass out my bed.
Friend tries to explain to me what I had done the next day
10/10 would do again
Also added bonus here is me getting a piggy back ride from my mate that night.
#23 - ...well what if you inhale? 09/16/2014 on dr bees 0
#384 - Looks good, but was immensely overhyped and short from what i hear... 09/16/2014 on Dusty knee 0
#18 - Hotline Miami and Payday? Take all my ******* … 09/15/2014 on PAYDAYkin 0
#23 - the pronunciation only makes it funnier... 09/15/2014 on BELIEVE IN TYRONE WHO... +8
#39 - GunExplain? What's going on here?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on /k/ Holds A Sermon 0
#48 - CIS White Male (09/14/2014) [-]
since the bolt is out of the way, the drum mag is free to release all the bullets
User avatar #44 - removekimchi (09/14/2014) [-]
the sks isn't supposed to be used with a drum magazine.

it does this.
User avatar #40 - Dragonchampion (09/14/2014) [-]
I'm not a gun expert but I thin something broke inside the gun so that the magazine is pumping the bullets right out of the weapon where the shells are supposed to come out.
#15 - I bought it and installed SO MANY mods...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Skyrim is such an amazing... 0
#28 - CIS White Male (09/14/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, modding is the only way to play Skyrim.
#34 - Only 19th?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#35 - BerryLicious (09/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, she would have got higher but she refused to suck an AIDS-riddled donkey dick because she didn't want to catch AIDS twice
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