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#100889 - I can't exactly drop the stories though, because of how deep i… 10/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100888 - My actual hobbies are writing and drawing, but I never feel li… 10/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100887 - That's not a bad idea, thank you! 10/26/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100625 - Seventeen as of last week.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #100627 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
I pulled something really similar when i was 15. I thought i was a compulsive liar at the time, but looking back on it i was really just having fun with my imagination which is pretty normal. As for lying to your friends, how do you know they're not doing the exact same thing? Everyone exaggerates their abilities, you just got a little carried away.
I think you need to find something real to talk about. Get a hobby, find a passion and then you can tell people about your passion instead lying about something you wish you were good at.
#100888 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
My actual hobbies are writing and drawing, but I never feel like I'm impressive enough at them. ;w;
#100623 - Friend zone the **** out of her. The trick is… 10/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100622 - I should point out that I think I'm kind of a compulsive liar.…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #100624 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#100625 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
Seventeen as of last week.
User avatar #100627 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
I pulled something really similar when i was 15. I thought i was a compulsive liar at the time, but looking back on it i was really just having fun with my imagination which is pretty normal. As for lying to your friends, how do you know they're not doing the exact same thing? Everyone exaggerates their abilities, you just got a little carried away.
I think you need to find something real to talk about. Get a hobby, find a passion and then you can tell people about your passion instead lying about something you wish you were good at.
#100888 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
My actual hobbies are writing and drawing, but I never feel like I'm impressive enough at them. ;w;
#100620 - My friend loves them, they get along great, and I love being &…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100622 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
I should point out that I think I'm kind of a compulsive liar.
I lie about all kinds of things to make myself feel like I'm talented at certain things. It's like I can't help myself, it comes out of my mouth before I can think twice and I always end up going with the lie. I've never been caught in a serious lie despite how over the top they can be because I'm ridiculously good at pulling good excuses out of my ass on the spot.
I feel awful every time I do it.
I've even plagiarized stories and shown them to my friends on my computer, claiming I wrote them to feel validated as a writer. I never post them because I would get caught and I wouldn't go far enough to get credit from a lot of people for their work. I just do it for the praise.
I behave like an attention whore and take credit for the hard work of others, and I always do it without a second thought and spend the rest of my time feeling bad about it. It's disgraceful.
User avatar #100624 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#100625 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
Seventeen as of last week.
User avatar #100627 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
I pulled something really similar when i was 15. I thought i was a compulsive liar at the time, but looking back on it i was really just having fun with my imagination which is pretty normal. As for lying to your friends, how do you know they're not doing the exact same thing? Everyone exaggerates their abilities, you just got a little carried away.
I think you need to find something real to talk about. Get a hobby, find a passion and then you can tell people about your passion instead lying about something you wish you were good at.
#100888 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
My actual hobbies are writing and drawing, but I never feel like I'm impressive enough at them. ;w;
#100619 - Mostly funny stories and making up my versions of what I consi…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100620 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
My friend loves them, they get along great, and I love being "in character" as them. I guess it's because I've always kind of wanted a "male alter ego" but never had the chance, and these two were my only "friends" for a while because I generally dislike almost everyone I meet. They get me, and I just really want them to be real. I love being able to interact with them as if they were really there. They've got pictures my friend could never find and they actually look like real pictures, not models or something. So I guess what I'm saying is, what do I do? I'm constantly paranoid and I feel awful about lying to her. She'd never lie to me. She knows them too well to have them just drop off the face of the planet, and telling her the truth is out of the question. I want to keep them around, but would that be an awful thing to do?
#100622 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
I should point out that I think I'm kind of a compulsive liar.
I lie about all kinds of things to make myself feel like I'm talented at certain things. It's like I can't help myself, it comes out of my mouth before I can think twice and I always end up going with the lie. I've never been caught in a serious lie despite how over the top they can be because I'm ridiculously good at pulling good excuses out of my ass on the spot.
I feel awful every time I do it.
I've even plagiarized stories and shown them to my friends on my computer, claiming I wrote them to feel validated as a writer. I never post them because I would get caught and I wouldn't go far enough to get credit from a lot of people for their work. I just do it for the praise.
I behave like an attention whore and take credit for the hard work of others, and I always do it without a second thought and spend the rest of my time feeling bad about it. It's disgraceful.
User avatar #100624 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#100625 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
Seventeen as of last week.
User avatar #100627 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
I pulled something really similar when i was 15. I thought i was a compulsive liar at the time, but looking back on it i was really just having fun with my imagination which is pretty normal. As for lying to your friends, how do you know they're not doing the exact same thing? Everyone exaggerates their abilities, you just got a little carried away.
I think you need to find something real to talk about. Get a hobby, find a passion and then you can tell people about your passion instead lying about something you wish you were good at.
#100888 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
My actual hobbies are writing and drawing, but I never feel like I'm impressive enough at them. ;w;
#100618 - I'm really, really deep in a lie. So far nothing bad has happe…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/24/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #100670 - badsamaritan (10/24/2013) [-]
Here is a To-do list for you.
Step 1. Drop the stories don't even talk about them.
Step 2. Find an activity or hobby you can pick up.

If someone mentions the imaginary love try to faze the conversation towards the hobby
#100889 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
I can't exactly drop the stories though, because of how deep in I am by now (check the rest of the story). :c
#100887 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
That's not a bad idea, thank you!
#100619 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
Mostly funny stories and making up my versions of what I consider to be the perfect guys. Eventually I even got a kik for Bob so he could "meet" her, given that I have two phones it was easy to fake. I even found a fake picture of some guy to be Bob, and sometimes Dave will "talk" to my best friend through Bob's account. I am VERY good at this charade. I have had entire "conversations " via kik with MYSELF, to casually show to my friend here and there. Make it look believable. All "three" of us even type different (I tend to use perfect grammar, Bob is sloppy and Dave types perfectly but with no punctuation). They don't act like I'm the best thing to grace the planet, they have very different opinions than me, they'll often be right in an argument against me, the works. I even lie that we're in a band, of which I am the vocalist, despite the fact that no matter how much I hate to admit it, I probably can't sing.
#100620 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
My friend loves them, they get along great, and I love being "in character" as them. I guess it's because I've always kind of wanted a "male alter ego" but never had the chance, and these two were my only "friends" for a while because I generally dislike almost everyone I meet. They get me, and I just really want them to be real. I love being able to interact with them as if they were really there. They've got pictures my friend could never find and they actually look like real pictures, not models or something. So I guess what I'm saying is, what do I do? I'm constantly paranoid and I feel awful about lying to her. She'd never lie to me. She knows them too well to have them just drop off the face of the planet, and telling her the truth is out of the question. I want to keep them around, but would that be an awful thing to do?
#100622 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
I should point out that I think I'm kind of a compulsive liar.
I lie about all kinds of things to make myself feel like I'm talented at certain things. It's like I can't help myself, it comes out of my mouth before I can think twice and I always end up going with the lie. I've never been caught in a serious lie despite how over the top they can be because I'm ridiculously good at pulling good excuses out of my ass on the spot.
I feel awful every time I do it.
I've even plagiarized stories and shown them to my friends on my computer, claiming I wrote them to feel validated as a writer. I never post them because I would get caught and I wouldn't go far enough to get credit from a lot of people for their work. I just do it for the praise.
I behave like an attention whore and take credit for the hard work of others, and I always do it without a second thought and spend the rest of my time feeling bad about it. It's disgraceful.
User avatar #100624 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#100625 - hannahearts (10/24/2013) [-]
Seventeen as of last week.
User avatar #100627 - stiltsformidgets (10/24/2013) [-]
I pulled something really similar when i was 15. I thought i was a compulsive liar at the time, but looking back on it i was really just having fun with my imagination which is pretty normal. As for lying to your friends, how do you know they're not doing the exact same thing? Everyone exaggerates their abilities, you just got a little carried away.
I think you need to find something real to talk about. Get a hobby, find a passion and then you can tell people about your passion instead lying about something you wish you were good at.
#100888 - hannahearts (10/26/2013) [-]
My actual hobbies are writing and drawing, but I never feel like I'm impressive enough at them. ;w;
#37548 - I've been where you are, you have to try. Fight for her. If yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #37577 - cbobrow (11/17/2012) [-]
Honestly it's kinda already at that point... My home life is in shambles, I can't truthfully say there is anyone I actually enjoy spending time with. My life has literally been one stab in the gut after another for years upon years. I'm just barely on the not doing side of actually killing myself.
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User avatar #1 - nidhugg (09/17/2012) [-]
Happy late birthday!

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#2 to #1 - hannahearts (10/01/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry for the late reply. ;A; I haven't had my computer. Thank you. :)
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