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hanklecram

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Gender: male
Age: 37
Steam Profile: maybe later
Video Games Played: Undertale, Portal, Dwarf Fortress, Binding of Isaac, Elder Scrolls Series, Fallout Series, Gmod, Candy Box Series, Minecraft, Crusader Kings 2, Mirror's Edge, Eu4, TF2, spacewar, Payday 2, Counter Strike, Fistful of Frags, Half Life series, Don't Starve
Interests: Happiness
Date Signed Up:7/10/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Salton Sea California
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latest user's comments

#11 - I ****** up, very much. This image should work. 06/11/2015 on Videogames you might like +1
#10 - Comment deleted 06/11/2015 on Videogames you might like 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Videogames you might like 0
#10 - hanklecram Comment deleted by hanklecram
#61 - The only problem with using with psychedelics is that it is si…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Queen +1
#63 - iscrewbabies (06/11/2015) [-]
Yea, thankfully I have good friends who would have my back if shit goes downhill. So I'd do it with them.
#59 - I had pretty bad experiences with aerosols myself, afterwards …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Queen +1
#60 - iscrewbabies (06/11/2015) [-]
Well if I would have no experience with lighter gas, I might try out laughing gas.
Right now however I personally have had too many bad experiences, so I'll avoid 'em.
Cannabis once every few months or so, and that's all I want.
However if I ever do decide to try out some gas stuff for whatever reason, I'll remember what you said, so thanks for that. You've helped me make my stupid and dangerous activities a lot less dangerous.
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#61 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
The only problem with using with psychedelics is that it is similar to driving while drunk.
Always use inhalants with friends nearby, except the kind of friends in that video, they were dicks.
#63 - iscrewbabies (06/11/2015) [-]
Yea, thankfully I have good friends who would have my back if shit goes downhill. So I'd do it with them.
#139 - I'll be honest with you guys, there is literally no reason to … 06/11/2015 on Whoa, take it easy +1
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Videogames you might like 0
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#10 - hanklecram Comment deleted by hanklecram
#86 - I thought we all realized a while back due to some post that a… 06/11/2015 on To the Attention whore(s) +1
#23 - I don't really believe in the article I linked, there were ple… 06/11/2015 on Queen -1
#22 - Well, can you find evidence of your original statement? Ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Queen -1
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#23 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
I don't really believe in the article I linked, there were plenty of them on google and searching the opposite didn't find anything.
#20 - In theory maybe. In practice, no. You would find evidence …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Queen 0
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#21 - trollmobile (06/11/2015) [-]
IQ measures one aspect of intelligence: ability to resolve logical problems
i have an IQ of 140
yet i'm not particularely smart.
i'm quite average, or slightly above, according to my achievements in school, and my function in society otherwise.
yet my IQ says i'm top 1%
IQ only measures one aspect of intelligence, and thus you can be a complete moron, and still have higher than average intelligence.
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#32 - thatoneiranianguy (06/11/2015) [-]
How we define IQ can vary greatly - even "official" definitions can lead us to asking, "Well, what exactly does that mean."

I've always looked at it very similar to how you view IQ. I also tend to look at it as a range for capacity of knowledge. Whether or not you use that ability is not relevant. I know a kid with a very high IQ, does very well with mathematical logistics and what not but overall not the brightest kid when it comes to creative and/or practical intelligence. He's just, well, kind of stupid overall.

That being said, you can have someone that is very smart, intellectual in terms of their IQ, and knowledgeable but still did piss poor in school for other reasons.

That being said, IQ doesn't really mean jack shit past a certain point.
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#22 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
Well, can you find evidence of your original statement?
Cause this is probably moot point without anything meaningful
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#23 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
I don't really believe in the article I linked, there were plenty of them on google and searching the opposite didn't find anything.
#4 - I cannot correlate any humor with that image. 06/11/2015 on Videogames you might like 0
#16 - They are huffing aerosol, probably deodorant. Multiple stu…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Queen +9
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#68 - neokun (06/11/2015) [-]
This nigga has a degree in blazeology.
#55 - iscrewbabies (06/11/2015) [-]
It's most likely lighter gas. I've done that shit, and it's super fucking stupid, and I regret doing that shit. Still can't listen to certain songs without freaking out thanks to a bad high I had. One high I had was hella hard, I was hallucinating and seeing that I was a happy child again and dude it was fucking weird. Lighter gas you can't inhale too much at once either, because the way to get it out means you have to bite down on it and push hard with your mouth, so odds are that if you get too fucked up your mouth just slips. Could fuck up your gums though with the stabby stabby.
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#59 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
I had pretty bad experiences with aerosols myself, afterwards I'd get antsy when I'd smell room freshener or start to believe I wasn't getting enough oxygen.
The problem with them, is that you take in no oxygen at all and cannot tell that you have little oxygen in your blood. Laughing gas is better as you can take it in a 80% N2O and 20% oxygen mixture, which is much safer due to this being the same ratio of nitrogen to oxygen in the air.
I used laughing gas twice later on in my life and found that it made me much less nervous around aerosols later on. Though I wouldn't use it as a clinical treatment.

I should also mention that laughing gas works amazingly with most psychedelics.
#60 - iscrewbabies (06/11/2015) [-]
Well if I would have no experience with lighter gas, I might try out laughing gas.
Right now however I personally have had too many bad experiences, so I'll avoid 'em.
Cannabis once every few months or so, and that's all I want.
However if I ever do decide to try out some gas stuff for whatever reason, I'll remember what you said, so thanks for that. You've helped me make my stupid and dangerous activities a lot less dangerous.
User avatar
#61 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
The only problem with using with psychedelics is that it is similar to driving while drunk.
Always use inhalants with friends nearby, except the kind of friends in that video, they were dicks.
#63 - iscrewbabies (06/11/2015) [-]
Yea, thankfully I have good friends who would have my back if shit goes downhill. So I'd do it with them.
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#41 - wilfredfanforever (06/11/2015) [-]
Make a new account. You were born to be drugexplain.
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#35 - YllekNayr (06/11/2015) [-]
This is the most comprehensive and intelligent explanation of how do to something totally idiotic I've ever read.
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#19 - trollmobile (06/11/2015) [-]
people that do drugs don't tend to be the smartest people.
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#20 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
In theory maybe. In practice, no.
You would find evidence of the exact opposite occurring.
Not sure what study to use but here is one.
www.thefix.com/content/iq-and-drug-use
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#21 - trollmobile (06/11/2015) [-]
IQ measures one aspect of intelligence: ability to resolve logical problems
i have an IQ of 140
yet i'm not particularely smart.
i'm quite average, or slightly above, according to my achievements in school, and my function in society otherwise.
yet my IQ says i'm top 1%
IQ only measures one aspect of intelligence, and thus you can be a complete moron, and still have higher than average intelligence.
User avatar
#32 - thatoneiranianguy (06/11/2015) [-]
How we define IQ can vary greatly - even "official" definitions can lead us to asking, "Well, what exactly does that mean."

I've always looked at it very similar to how you view IQ. I also tend to look at it as a range for capacity of knowledge. Whether or not you use that ability is not relevant. I know a kid with a very high IQ, does very well with mathematical logistics and what not but overall not the brightest kid when it comes to creative and/or practical intelligence. He's just, well, kind of stupid overall.

That being said, you can have someone that is very smart, intellectual in terms of their IQ, and knowledgeable but still did piss poor in school for other reasons.

That being said, IQ doesn't really mean jack shit past a certain point.
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#22 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
Well, can you find evidence of your original statement?
Cause this is probably moot point without anything meaningful
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#23 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
I don't really believe in the article I linked, there were plenty of them on google and searching the opposite didn't find anything.
#2 - I'd teach you, but I'd have to charge cause my videogam…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Videogames you might like +1
#5 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
Thumb for lyric drop
#34 - Nothing really wrong with that, here try this.  [+] (15 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Whoa, take it easy +7
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#139 - hanklecram (06/11/2015) [-]
I'll be honest with you guys, there is literally no reason to subject yourself to that link.
#124 - swagbot (06/11/2015) [-]
Boom. Did the whole thing.

Jesus.
Christ.

Welp... I'll tell you this....

A lot of my Porn Folder is getting deleted.
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#128 - moribus (06/11/2015) [-]
im glad it changed something
#130 - swagbot (06/11/2015) [-]
Okay, just FYI... ~350 items deleted... about 100 left.

BUT

I realized something while doing that cleaning:

Aren't ladies (I'm a dude) beautiful / hot enough? Isn't normal sex totally hot enough?
Why do people feel the need to do all this weird stuff?
Why did *I* feel a need to look at the weird stuff?

Well, I'm done with that shit.

(Maybe I'll find the answer to those questions if i pay attention to my mind as i start to get the feeling to go browsing for more weird porn...)
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#121 - rakogoki (06/11/2015) [-]
idontknowwhatiexpected.vmit
#118 - moisture (06/11/2015) [-]
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#109 - niggledafiggle (06/11/2015) [-]
First thing I've seen on the internet that I felt genuinely sick after looking at. And I signed up without my parent's permission...
#96 - hypex (06/11/2015) [-]
>shitting dick nipples
gets me every time
#91 - apologies (06/11/2015) [-]
HOLY FUCK NUGGETS!!!

Thanks and NO FUCKING THANKS for that shit!

I guess its nice to know I still have limits on what I can acceptably allow into my brain.

I actually feel sorry for anyone who can make it to the bottom because it means they have a job that truly desensitizes them to this shit or are a complete fucking psychopath.
#126 - swagbot (06/11/2015) [-]
I got it all in one go. Music helped a bit.

The ones that really got me:
> The various mutilated women. What the fuck, seriously?
Here I am, wondering if I'm doing the right thing by not talking to a cutie at my local store who's making eyes at me.... and people do shit like this?!?
> The autopsy on the ~5-8-year-old. Just....... sad.
> The babies. Initial shock value is low, but the realization of what a irradiated, chemically fucked-up world was required to turn them into that hits me harder as time goes on.


This entire page should be required viewing for the entire world.

This sort of shit puts EVERYTHING in perspective... if you let the pain and disgust sizzle in your brain, like a cleaner, it sorta... washes away all the trivial, fleeting thoughts, and makes you see a clearer picture of the world again... at least it does for me.

Maybe if they see this, the decent people would get off their asses and get to work...
#98 - MDrDeathC (06/11/2015) [-]
I mean.... The poop stuff was kind of gross, but the rest was "whatever." Honestly not that bad. Maybe it's an age thing, although the baby ones made me kind of sad.
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#97 - hypex (06/11/2015) [-]
welcome to the internet newfriend :^)
#46 - MaelRadec (06/10/2015) [-]
thank you... it's not like i need sleep
#41 - vakranov (06/10/2015) [-]
Couldn't do it... jesus christ.... I thought I was completely desensitized. I guess I still have some ways to go.
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#93 - What are you doing, stop drinking from the same glass. 06/10/2015 on water 0
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#156 - This is the nearest thing to gameplay footage I have seen of Splatoon 06/10/2015 on Rev up those Splatoon memes 0
#21 - Glorious 06/09/2015 on Browsing dank memes when... +1
#11 - the russians have their own word for memes?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Illegal Memes 0
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#28 - mirukawa (06/09/2015) [-]
Meme is a real word. Why wouldn't they?
Just because we use it on the internet doesn't mean it's a new thing.

"A meme (/ˈmiːm/ meem)[1] is "an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture".[2] A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme. Supporters of the concept regard memes as cultural analogues to genes in that they self-replicate, mutate, and respond to selective pressures.[3]"
#22 - actionhirvi (06/09/2015) [-]
Well in Finnish a meme is meemi. So it's no surprise that Russians have their own word for it, that is just slightly altered to sound better in their language.
#16 - I had a cage filled with hundreds of kittens, cats, dogs and p… 06/09/2015 on Bear Traps +10
#75 - Technically LSD is bisexual.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on OP here +1
#92 - rollfourexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,882**

What are you talking about? LSD the drug or...?
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User avatar #26 to #25 - hanklecram (01/05/2016) [-]
Lost 10 subs, they couldn't handle it.

too extreme
User avatar #24 - peanutsaurusrex (01/04/2016) [-]
First time I'm going to block a users content
neat
#22 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
topkek
User avatar #23 to #22 - hanklecram (12/28/2015) [-]
knew it
User avatar #17 - wilburn (12/27/2015) [-]
do you have any more plans of making more undertale comic, i been checking daily, just assumed you been busy with holidays but also wanted to check/ask

i find them really well made and interesting take on the story, hude fan
User avatar #18 to #17 - hanklecram (12/27/2015) [-]
I make literally nothing, or if I do it's mediocre and no one cares about it. I probably won't upload anything anymore.

Sirosd is the guy who uploads the Aftertale comic, just sub to him or ask him for mentions.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilburn (12/27/2015) [-]
oh im sorry for the misunderstanding, could you redirect me toward the maker
User avatar #14 - braggaboom (12/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - hanklecram (12/23/2015) [-]
I have no idea who you are
User avatar #16 to #15 - braggaboom (12/23/2015) [-]
Found you in new uploads a while back, been silently supporting your uploads for a while now.(More or less just lurking them, to be honest)

I guess I didn't really do anything memorable but...
For whats it's worth, I enjoy your posts.



User avatar #8 - andra ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
so much ******* undertale holy god balls
pretty nice
User avatar #9 to #8 - parti (12/16/2015) [-]
more like when will the channel filter come so i can block this ************
User avatar #10 to #9 - andra ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
wait didnt admin make it so if you block a user you dont see his content on fp
User avatar #11 to #10 - parti (12/16/2015) [-]
he said he's working on it
in admin years working on it means a few month
User avatar #12 to #11 - andra ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
damn
#6 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
hey man, you seem to be uploading a lot of undertale content. As in A ******* LOT, just wondering, does blocking users stop you from seeing their uploads? because I am getting tired of thumbing you down 20-50 times a day.
#3 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Keep up the Undertale posting plz
User avatar #4 to #3 - hanklecram (12/15/2015) [-]
aw yis, thanks
User avatar #20 to #4 - alfonshister (12/27/2015) [-]
well, i enjoyed your posting

Would love to see the stuff coming.
#1 - skyrimdovah (11/18/2015) [-]
Keep up the Undertale posting mah ***** .
User avatar #5 to #1 - hanklecram (12/15/2015) [-]
alright, I found good stuff again
User avatar #7 to #5 - skyrimdovah (12/15/2015) [-]
dank as hell
User avatar #2 to #1 - hanklecram (11/18/2015) [-]
It'll take me a while to find stuff as good as this.
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