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hanklecram

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Gender: male
Age: 37
Steam Profile: maybe later
Video Games Played: Undertale, Portal, Dwarf Fortress, Binding of Isaac, Elder Scrolls Series, Fallout Series, Gmod, Candy Box Series, Minecraft, Crusader Kings 2, Mirror's Edge, Eu4, TF2, spacewar, Payday 2, Counter Strike, Fistful of Frags, Half Life series, Don't Starve
Interests: Happiness
Date Signed Up:7/10/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Salton Sea California
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Comment Ranking:#458
Highest Content Rank:#124
Highest Comment Rank:#454
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Content Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 207 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 208 Content: Comedic Genius
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Favorite Tags: Undertale (47) | Frisk (31) | Sans (29) | fun (26) | papyrus (16) | Chara (13) | Toriel (12) | spoilers (9) | au (8) | surreal (7) | Asriel (6) | Flowey (6) | Undyne (6) | alphys (5) | Asgore (4) | mettaton (4) | SovietWomble (4) | determination (3) | gamefaqs (3) | Music (3)
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#15 - telekinesis is amazing tho 12/08/2015 on 3 wishes 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Step 1.5: Be a main character +25
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#18 - hanklecram (12/08/2015) [-]
are you downvoting because it's reddit content?

strange, you guys really seemed to love reposting other content from there as long as there was no indication it came from reddit
#52 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Are you really that sensitive to people thumbing down your post? Strange, your mom wasn't so sensitive last night.
#55 - camzore (12/09/2015) [-]
damn dude ice cold
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#53 - mvtjets (12/09/2015) [-]
LEL GOT EMMMMM
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#29 - doopleganger (12/08/2015) [-]
"A couple of days on her Facebook she mentioned having to get surgery, but didn't really say (her sentences are really short).
I was at the laundromat and tonight her Facebook said "I want my mom". (Her mom died a couple of years ago.)." Holy fuck that hit me in the goddamn chest.
#26 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
No, we love reposting content from imgur, because the only "content" reddit actually has is either text posts or links to imgur posts.

Seriously, whoever thought that designing that shitty website so that the only way to view content was to click on a link that takes you to a completely different and infinitely better website ought to be banned from the web design industry.
#84 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
I hope youre kidding, Reddit has a great design. Theyre getting all of the traffic without having to host any of the actual content except for the plain text. On the way back from the linked site they get another page view. Reddit is paying relatively nothing for the actual hosting and still getting more views than any of the sites that are linked to from there.
#20 - arcadearcanum (12/08/2015) [-]
Shhh, Dont break the illusion
#20 - if you had telekinesis, you'd find that kind of multitasking w…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Jedi Mornings +8
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#24 - mendelevium (12/08/2015) [-]
Probably not, think of how many times you WOULD multitask but couldn't because of distance.
Well now you CAN multitask and all that multitasking adds up, practice makes perfect.
It be like constantly playing the guitar.
Start with just one or 2 plucks of a string here or there, soon enough your Van Halen of the jedi world.
Same with writing, keyboard, video games, pretty much anything we do with our hands.
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#25 - hanklecram (12/08/2015) [-]
how difficult would it be to break a window and pick up all those shards, send them flying in excess of 200mph and tear through someone else within less than a second
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#26 - mendelevium (12/08/2015) [-]
I'm no Jedi obviously, but to me that seems like the telekinetic equivalent of slamming your fist one piano and dragging it to from high to low.

With your own hands? You couldn't do it.
But with an infinitely fast, infinitely numerous, infinitely long, number of hands that I have to control with my mind? Just scoop em all up and chuck em. You'd need some pretty strong force to do it. But compared to other shit jedis do? EZ
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#27 - hanklecram (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah, but think about having to manage every single one of those points
you think maybe I could just pick up the entire area but then you just end up throwing a solid block of air
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#29 - mendelevium (12/08/2015) [-]
Well like in piano or guitar you can very easily strum or hit multiple notes very quickly with just your hands.

In the Jedi world the force is like using an infinite number of hands and taking out the only thing that slows us down, which is the distance.
If you have 2 hands you could easily pick up 2 pieces of glass instantly if you were right there right?
So if you had 100 hands you could do the same couldn't you?

And it WOULD make more sense to throw it as a block of air considering thats A LOT less mental work.
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#31 - hanklecram (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah but throwing a block of air isn't flashy or interesting, if we wanted to get to the point then it would just be aneurysms, turning people to dust or just crumpling them

how do you manage 100 hands, hooooow? magic :/
#2 - I really doubt undertale will win, but it's nice it got this far  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on GameFAQs voting +2
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#10 - hanklecram (12/09/2015) [-]
YOU WERE WROOOOOOOOONG SUCK IT

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
#43 - this is true, yes 12/07/2015 on Burkaburkastan +1
#40 - dood  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Burkaburkastan +1
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#42 - therealtjthemedic (12/07/2015) [-]
Yeah? That website says it's fake.
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#43 - hanklecram (12/07/2015) [-]
this is true, yes
#159 - I didn't block anyone either, just thought you'd find the func… 12/07/2015 on Sans you lazybones 0
#157 - there's a block via ip function  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Sans you lazybones +1
#158 - uleaveinpieces (12/07/2015) [-]
I don't like going to the length of blocking people, but if they're just going to be an ass regardless, I guess I don't have a choice. They left the same message on another undertale thing that I posted with the same horrible spelling. I doubt they've even played/seen the actual game, so they're probably just hating to go along with the crowd.
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#159 - hanklecram (12/07/2015) [-]
I didn't block anyone either, just thought you'd find the function useful
#14 - Where is the source of that image used in the video? 12/07/2015 on Boneklezmer 0
#15 - 50% leg 12/07/2015 on Gondertale +2
#39 - what are you talking about 12/06/2015 on Culprits and Victims 0
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Social Justice Propaganda... 0
#16 - mrjweezy Comment deleted by hanklecram
#123 - israel is controlled by the joos 12/06/2015 on GOLDEN AGE OF WEBMS +4
#53 - I have it now 12/04/2015 on What Would you Do? 0
#9 - how blatant 12/02/2015 on Some People 0
#7 - note. loud as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on CHRISTMAS TIME BITCHES... +4
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#11 - tropenthatshtup (12/02/2015) [-]
Thank you for the warning.
#19 - >move on with our lives >funnyjunk >bothering… 12/01/2015 on Undertale @ Game FAQS 0
#17 - this turned up nothing originally so I thought it wa… 12/01/2015 on Undertale @ Game FAQS 0
#16 - ... wowie I just went through it now and replied welp…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Undertale @ Game FAQS 0
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#18 - alarubra (12/01/2015) [-]
We ignore the contest that didn't really matter in the first place and move on with our lives?
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#19 - hanklecram (12/01/2015) [-]
>move on with our lives
>funnyjunk
>bothering to talk about meaningless contents
>replying to me
>talking with someone who uses meme arrows
>lol
#15 - actually no, this is pretty ******* ******** … 12/01/2015 on Undertale @ Game FAQS 0
#10 - remember fun? cause the popularity contest at the end doesn't matter  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2015 on Undertale @ Game FAQS 0
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#14 - alarubra (12/01/2015) [-]
Yes, a contest with rigged votes. So fun. If there wasn't mass cheating going on, it would be fun/interesting to see who honestly won. As it is, it's a contest of which game has a single fan willing to write a script to force it to the top spot.
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#17 - hanklecram (12/01/2015) [-]
twitter.com/NO_BOOT_DEVICE/status/671765494962241537

this turned up nothing originally so I thought it was originally bullshit
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#16 - hanklecram (12/01/2015) [-]
... wowie I just went through it now and replied

welp now what
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#18 - alarubra (12/01/2015) [-]
We ignore the contest that didn't really matter in the first place and move on with our lives?
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#19 - hanklecram (12/01/2015) [-]
>move on with our lives
>funnyjunk
>bothering to talk about meaningless contents
>replying to me
>talking with someone who uses meme arrows
>lol
#23 - he is soooo small compared to the door 12/01/2015 on Slidy doors 0
#8 - just a new troll account, nothing special 12/01/2015 on Ching chong sirens +1
#102 - the underdog... internet explorer is it really …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on NOW! MP4 SPEED UP PART 2!... 0
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#123 - brcstar (11/30/2015) [-]
Does it have extension support
#80 - why should we give money to the poor, they'll just waste it on… 11/30/2015 on 80 Billion +1

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User avatar #26 to #25 - hanklecram (01/05/2016) [-]
Lost 10 subs, they couldn't handle it.

too extreme
User avatar #24 - peanutsaurusrex (01/04/2016) [-]
First time I'm going to block a users content
neat
#22 - ugoboom ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
topkek
User avatar #23 to #22 - hanklecram (12/28/2015) [-]
knew it
User avatar #17 - wilburn (12/27/2015) [-]
do you have any more plans of making more undertale comic, i been checking daily, just assumed you been busy with holidays but also wanted to check/ask

i find them really well made and interesting take on the story, hude fan
User avatar #18 to #17 - hanklecram (12/27/2015) [-]
I make literally nothing, or if I do it's mediocre and no one cares about it. I probably won't upload anything anymore.

Sirosd is the guy who uploads the Aftertale comic, just sub to him or ask him for mentions.
User avatar #19 to #18 - wilburn (12/27/2015) [-]
oh im sorry for the misunderstanding, could you redirect me toward the maker
User avatar #14 - braggaboom (12/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - hanklecram (12/23/2015) [-]
I have no idea who you are
User avatar #16 to #15 - braggaboom (12/23/2015) [-]
Found you in new uploads a while back, been silently supporting your uploads for a while now.(More or less just lurking them, to be honest)

I guess I didn't really do anything memorable but...
For whats it's worth, I enjoy your posts.



User avatar #8 - andra ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
so much ******* undertale holy god balls
pretty nice
User avatar #9 to #8 - parti (12/16/2015) [-]
more like when will the channel filter come so i can block this ************
User avatar #10 to #9 - andra ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
wait didnt admin make it so if you block a user you dont see his content on fp
User avatar #11 to #10 - parti (12/16/2015) [-]
he said he's working on it
in admin years working on it means a few month
User avatar #12 to #11 - andra ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
damn
#6 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
hey man, you seem to be uploading a lot of undertale content. As in A ******* LOT, just wondering, does blocking users stop you from seeing their uploads? because I am getting tired of thumbing you down 20-50 times a day.
#3 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Keep up the Undertale posting plz
User avatar #4 to #3 - hanklecram (12/15/2015) [-]
aw yis, thanks
User avatar #20 to #4 - alfonshister (12/27/2015) [-]
well, i enjoyed your posting

Would love to see the stuff coming.
#1 - skyrimdovah (11/18/2015) [-]
Keep up the Undertale posting mah ***** .
User avatar #5 to #1 - hanklecram (12/15/2015) [-]
alright, I found good stuff again
User avatar #7 to #5 - skyrimdovah (12/15/2015) [-]
dank as hell
User avatar #2 to #1 - hanklecram (11/18/2015) [-]
It'll take me a while to find stuff as good as this.
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