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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/29/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#7578
Comment Ranking:#19201
Highest Content Rank:#67
Highest Comment Rank:#390
Content Thumbs: 70316 total,  76823 ,  6507
Comment Thumbs: 6110 total,  6381 ,  271
Content Level Progress: 39.4% (394/1000)
Level 261 Content: Pure Win → Level 262 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: 6% (6/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:5
Content Views:3544083
Times Content Favorited:4386 times
Total Comments Made:362
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#84 - nolifters 09/26/2014 on rename anonymous 9/26 0
#28 - **handofdestiny rolled image ** 09/13/2014 on Krab's Lost Love +7
#30 - hfw he is not gentle enough  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Another day another dollar +8
User avatar #45 - symmiie (09/07/2014) [-]
You missed it by 1 hour
#48 - so shame on you now 09/06/2014 on Knew it... +15
#3 - Comment deleted 09/05/2014 on Holy dog -3
#1 - shove it up your butt 09/05/2014 on Supreme 0
#4 - that's right you stupid **** .. you fell for it again.. 08/16/2014 on notification trolling +398
#12 - no, seven times a week is ok.. even more if you want to.. but … 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER +1
#10 - well... my gf is demanding too.. once we had sex like 5 times …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER 0
#11 - blahred (07/31/2014) [-]
So like, once or twice a week?
User avatar #12 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
no, seven times a week is ok.. even more if you want to.. but it is good to take a day off or two and then have sex twice a day.. you will feel better about it, but you will see what goes best for you.. sometimes when I wanted to have sex I couldn't have felt that good.. my gf is coming back tomorrow after a week so I am pretty much looking forward to it
#8 - hah.. well good for you, buddy.. btw you should take this birt…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on NOT GONNA BE A FATHER +5
User avatar #13 - mrnpc (07/31/2014) [-]
From now, til the grave you will be its slave.
#9 - blahred (07/31/2014) [-]
Yip, I bought 2 anyways. She's going to test again on Saturday, but this first time is a relief.

And I know that feeling. We already had sex 3 times in one day her choice, although I won't complain and she seems to want to do it every other day. But I promise I won't leave this place.
User avatar #10 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
well... my gf is demanding too.. once we had sex like 5 times in 2 hours and the thing is that I dndn't even enjoy those last ones.. don't oversex yourself.. I know it's hard but if you give yourself sometimes a pause, you will enjoy sex better
#11 - blahred (07/31/2014) [-]
So like, once or twice a week?
User avatar #12 - handofdestiny (07/31/2014) [-]
no, seven times a week is ok.. even more if you want to.. but it is good to take a day off or two and then have sex twice a day.. you will feel better about it, but you will see what goes best for you.. sometimes when I wanted to have sex I couldn't have felt that good.. my gf is coming back tomorrow after a week so I am pretty much looking forward to it
#3 - oh boy look all the funny 07/30/2014 on Lose weight in only 15 minutes +2
#3 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Japanese Etiquette +6
#35 - you like your coffee with your penis inside? well.... ok I guess... 07/30/2014 on Unexpected +6
#35 - they buy them.. and you didn't 07/29/2014 on Saluting The Commodore 0
#8 - man.. this ship visits a lot of cities... always today.. and t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Saluting The Commodore +7
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, there's definitely something fishy. How come so many people have jetpacks, but I don't?
User avatar #35 - handofdestiny (07/29/2014) [-]
they buy them.. and you didn't
#2 - what the hell is going on with all these friendly feelings lat…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Everyone has a monster... +16
#13 - alexanderjones (07/29/2014) [-]
What are you talking about? I don't see any gay in this post. None at all.
#14 - jimmytwoshoes (07/29/2014) [-]
thats a dude...
User avatar #16 - bendeman (07/29/2014) [-]
That is NOT a dude, that is a Hideyoshi.
#15 - wumbido (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - thesoulless (07/29/2014) [-]
Not as long as we make sure we say "no homo".
#8 - brokenhalf (07/29/2014) [-]
no homo
User avatar #4 - nanako (07/29/2014) [-]
it means that he's depressed and reaching out to us for support
#6 - so.. since you have your braces off.. and you show us your tee…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Y'all probably dont care +1
#14 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Because thats what family is for
#3 - unlike most of joshlol content  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on cool +1
#15 - dickthebutt (07/28/2014) [-]
most??
#30 - oh my.. a common mistake.. as an advanced wanker I can tell yo… 07/28/2014 on I'm Sorry Guys +1
#9 - sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh... don't tell him the truth.. we want more o…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on So smrt... +224
#138 - schnitzelwagen (07/28/2014) [-]
Wow, ok, rude.
At least try to use prefered pronouns.
User avatar #172 - schnitzelwagen (07/28/2014) [-]
That was sarcasm, by the way.
User avatar #87 - Lilstow (07/28/2014) [-]
>implying anyone with a penis uses tumblr.
User avatar #163 - derivat (07/28/2014) [-]
There are tumblr user with penisses(?), but they identify themselves as trigendered pansexual transracial otherkin
User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (07/27/2014) [-]
His? I doubt it.
#1 - from that day on he was called..  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Prehistoric yet Golden +231
User avatar #88 - pillsmakeitgrow (07/28/2014) [-]
Fapoleon Bonerparte
#18 - bujo (07/28/2014) [-]
Fapoleon sounds like the name of a mastubating eevee evloution.
#10 - glorious 07/27/2014 on Elastigirl Loses Her Face +16
#7 - gg no re face  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on This wasn't on the news +138
User avatar #112 - vileinsect (07/28/2014) [-]
actually. the girls said again about 250th cant beat them and this dude lost his match purposely and goes down to rank 250ish and beat them again.
#118 - lukasm (07/28/2014) [-]
"Apparently, after the game, Serena and Venus immediately told the press they wanted to challenge a male player again. This time they revised the ranking of the man they wanted to face, to 350 in the world. I informed the journalist who told me this that in the next week I was set to lose a lot of ATP points and drop down to 350 in the rankings. I told him that if Venus and Serena waited just one week they could challenge me all over again!

That never came about, but when I saw Venus a few months later at the French Open she came up to me with a big smile on her face and said, 'You know that thing in Australia - it never happened!' "

So no, it didn't happen
#117 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #154 - vileinsect (07/28/2014) [-]
see comment #118
#3 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on New Sport - Cat Skimming, +70
#48 - mynameisgeorge (07/28/2014) [-]
#47 - steffenengan has deleted their comment.
#19 - gaffateip (07/28/2014) [-]
#25 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh Gott verdammt.
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Well, That Was Unexpected +20
User avatar #3 - vansamen (07/28/2014) [-]
Bahahaha, I cant breathe!
#2 - jamiemsm (07/28/2014) [-]
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#3 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
I like your name, so you get one of my favorites
User avatar #4 to #3 - handofdestiny (06/23/2014) [-]
thank you, kind sir.. I like your as well
#1 - konradkurze (03/02/2014) [-]
posting bailey jay   
   
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posting bailey jay

damn you ,i must fap now
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