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#156 - Hey, I said I think I can handle, and I am always wrong about …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Random Facts 0
#161 - ordog (01/28/2014) [-]
Plus chocolate realeases serotonin and dopamin which means all your suicide inducing thoughts will be gone after a couple of kg
User avatar #167 - hamstergeddon (01/28/2014) [-]
But really, how much time anyway? in a couple days would be more than enough if you don't mind the extra weight, so... a day? day and a half? I am trying to guess how long it would take for the body to eliminate the sugar/everything else excess and stuff, my knowledge of human biology isn't the best.
#178 - ordog (01/28/2014) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I know by personal experience you can get through a whole week without taking a shit, I don´t know if one could hold that long with the massive diarrhea the chocolate will likely produce. I say you can get through with it in a day if you´re able to withhold the shit/vomit.
#146 - The question is, 10kg in how much time? I think I could handle…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Random Facts 0
#152 - ordog (01/28/2014) [-]
Great way to commit suicide. I wonder if it´s a really fucked up death or you just fall into a coma from all the sugar and die silently.
User avatar #156 - hamstergeddon (01/28/2014) [-]
Hey, I said I think I can handle, and I am always wrong about what I think I can handle, big time.

Realistically, I would get to 2kg, look at the rest of the chocolate, think why the fuck I was doing that anyway, and put the rest of the chocolate in the fridge, then maybe fall asleep because of too much sugar.
#161 - ordog (01/28/2014) [-]
Plus chocolate realeases serotonin and dopamin which means all your suicide inducing thoughts will be gone after a couple of kg
User avatar #167 - hamstergeddon (01/28/2014) [-]
But really, how much time anyway? in a couple days would be more than enough if you don't mind the extra weight, so... a day? day and a half? I am trying to guess how long it would take for the body to eliminate the sugar/everything else excess and stuff, my knowledge of human biology isn't the best.
#178 - ordog (01/28/2014) [-]
Dude I have no idea. I know by personal experience you can get through a whole week without taking a shit, I don´t know if one could hold that long with the massive diarrhea the chocolate will likely produce. I say you can get through with it in a day if you´re able to withhold the shit/vomit.
#16 - Realistically, they eat other Pokémon, assuming Gyarados won'… 01/28/2014 on Pokémon Lore #2 0
#14 - How Magikarp survives? simple, they grow, they become stronger…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Pokémon Lore #2 0
User avatar #15 - infinitereaper (01/28/2014) [-]
Ha, well, I'm inclined to agree. They are very hardy as far as the anime goes and hardy in general. And I'm willing to bet they survive because Gyarados do in fact evolve from them occasionally and tend to stay within the area. No idea what they eat though.
User avatar #16 - hamstergeddon (01/28/2014) [-]
Realistically, they eat other Pokémon, assuming Gyarados won't engage is canibalism and eat the Magikarp of course, in hindsight, that might be some brilliance to why there are so many Tentacool/Tentacruel, they are poisonous(and capable of producing all sorts of venoms and poisons that they don't produce normally, due to nature of Pokémon moves), and so the largest water predator Gyarados would avoid eating them unless it was the last option.
#796 - Here, kitten, kitten... please don't take my wallet... 01/28/2014 on Pokemon Partner. 0
#795 - **hamstergeddon rolls 509**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Pokemon Partner. 0
#796 - hamstergeddon (01/28/2014) [-]
Here, kitten, kitten... please don't take my wallet...
#125 - And beaks, and front talons in each paw, and pair of eyes. 01/28/2014 on One for each hole 0
#41 - Mewtwo is awesome, why wouldn't people try to make another Mewtwo? 01/28/2014 on Does he really look all... 0
#144 - I don't see anything wrong with it...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on If you know what i mean +20
User avatar #165 - acemcgunner (01/28/2014) [-]
ban for porn
#36 - Mr. Sandman isn't exactly melee though, it is a special action… 01/28/2014 on boogy boo!!! list ( myths... 0
#125 - While true, the teacher specifically said that blue-eye parent…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on science is an asshole.... a... 0
User avatar #165 - penileburglar (01/23/2014) [-]
No, it's not. genetics.thetech.org/how-blue-eyed-parents-can-have-brown-eyed-children

You can get blue eyes from several different genetic combinations, some of which do, in fact, include dominant genes. It is rare, but entirely possible.
#144 - Picture 01/23/2014 on Pokemon Bank +1
#9 - Eh, offensivelly Nidoking is actually well-covered due to exce… 12/16/2013 on read description +1
#7 - Er... I mean, not "poor-ish", it is decent, but not …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on read description 0
#8 - slend (12/16/2013) [-]
Nidoking's stats are the thing that made me want to look elsewhere, but, Nido's still 'The king' so I think it's great that you have one.
User avatar #9 - hamstergeddon (12/16/2013) [-]
Eh, offensivelly Nidoking is actually well-covered due to excellent movepool plus Sheer Force, which increase power by 1.3 by removing extra effects(example: Flamethrower can't burn anymore, a small price given the sheer force the ability adds, pun intented), and for whatever reason, Sheer Force also removes Life Orb's recoil, giving another x1.3 for free, plus STAB on Earth Power/Sludge Wave, you got a clean 228/240 Power respectivelly, even non-STAB moves Flamethrower, Thunderbolt and Ice Beam hit for 152 Power.

Even if Nidoking's stats are indeed sub-par, Nidoking is a lot more that meet the eyes, you just need to dig a little deeper to see it.
#6 - Well, I don't know about him, but my Nidoking goes Thunderbolt…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on read description +1
User avatar #7 - hamstergeddon (12/16/2013) [-]
Er... I mean, not "poor-ish", it is decent, but not high enough to go on a sweep unless I use Sticky Web support, and I can't even slap Choice Scarf on him because Life Orb is taking the slot.
#8 - slend (12/16/2013) [-]
Nidoking's stats are the thing that made me want to look elsewhere, but, Nido's still 'The king' so I think it's great that you have one.
User avatar #9 - hamstergeddon (12/16/2013) [-]
Eh, offensivelly Nidoking is actually well-covered due to excellent movepool plus Sheer Force, which increase power by 1.3 by removing extra effects(example: Flamethrower can't burn anymore, a small price given the sheer force the ability adds, pun intented), and for whatever reason, Sheer Force also removes Life Orb's recoil, giving another x1.3 for free, plus STAB on Earth Power/Sludge Wave, you got a clean 228/240 Power respectivelly, even non-STAB moves Flamethrower, Thunderbolt and Ice Beam hit for 152 Power.

Even if Nidoking's stats are indeed sub-par, Nidoking is a lot more that meet the eyes, you just need to dig a little deeper to see it.
#105 - I guess he was... owlned. I shall be taking my leave... 12/16/2013 on Owls +2
#16 - I was joking on what the content shows, but... gah, nevermind... 12/16/2013 on What a player +4
#14 - The one in the pic does... just look at it...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2013 on What a player 0
User avatar #15 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
the pic is wrong
User avatar #16 - hamstergeddon (12/16/2013) [-]
I was joking on what the content shows, but... gah, nevermind...
#7 - Dem manboobs...  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2013 on What a player 0
User avatar #12 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
gardivours dont have breats
User avatar #14 - hamstergeddon (12/16/2013) [-]
The one in the pic does... just look at it...
User avatar #15 - timmity (12/16/2013) [-]
the pic is wrong
User avatar #16 - hamstergeddon (12/16/2013) [-]
I was joking on what the content shows, but... gah, nevermind...
#44 - Why does it have to be beer? I mean, the pic shows a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on New invention +3
User avatar #128 - cyanidesandvich (12/16/2013) [-]
no, it has to be beer or the universe colapses
#23 - Then she started to laugh at how ridiculous the pespective was… 12/15/2013 on Hi, Lesbian I'm Dad! 0
#42 - I am waiting... for the next 100. 12/15/2013 on 101 coloured dalmatian +1
#42 - "Team Slame Leader Slamdre send out Slamdos." 12/15/2013 on slaaaaam 0
#36 - "Michael Jordan wants to battle!"  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on slaaaaam +3
User avatar #41 - gongthehawkeye (12/15/2013) [-]
Pokéslam Slam & Jam 2 - Champion Charles Battle!
Slam Champion Iris wants to battle!
Slam Champion Iris sends out Hyjamgon!
User avatar #42 - hamstergeddon (12/15/2013) [-]
Pokéslam X & Y - Team Slame Boss Battle "Team Slame Leader Slamdre send out Slamdos."
#81 - It does, made simple if anyone doesn't undestand: Plate armor …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on RPG armor 0
#83 - iamnuff (12/15/2013) [-]
so are pauldrons so big they completely block peripheral vision.
User avatar #91 - thechosentroll (12/15/2013) [-]
Motherfucker, you do not diss fucking plaudrons. They are a sign of glory.

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