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|#195 - It is hard when you're a beta as **** fatty who h… [+] (13 new replies)||04/22/2013 on casuals||+4|
#359 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
Put down the fucking fork and pick up your life. What are you even doing here on FJ 24/7 every fucking day? Get some motivation by thinking of your future and what you really want to do. Stop the fucking war that is going on in your mind and realist that girls will find it cooler if you say "I play guitar/piano/basketball/painting" than "Ive got 5th world rank DPS w my Ret"
That is the key to progression and the stop of procrastination. I've done it. Now its your turn you fucking imbecile faggots.
There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life, trying to get YOU motivated: whilst you're sitting here complaining about how "miserable" your life is and how depressed you are about your body. Fucking irrational and inconsiderate bastards. Become fucking rad.
TL:DR because u fat fuck: 1. Put down the fork. 2. Realise 3. Do it. And do it with
commiseration for both your amazing human capabilites and others who have worse.
#410 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
And yeah to answer your question on how to climb the mountain with no limbs just google "man without limbs climbs mountain". Im trying to find the whole video but I dont remember where I put it. Ill post it asap.
No probs! Stay healthy bro
#215 - errdayimfjing (04/22/2013) [-]
I think you just have to have a little more self respect for yourself, for example you had a person who liked you, but you turned them down. Why? It's because the human mind actually enjoys depression; it's comfortable. However, it is happiness that takes effort. You have to realize that there are other people worse off than you. For example, me: I've never been told that someone liked me but I still move on, because I know everyone deserves someone; and all you need is love. Next time you find out someone likes you, don't turn them down. Stay in there, fellow funnyjunker.
|#6 - Well, in Black 2/White 2, you get the Shiny Charm, which drast… [+] (1 new reply)||04/22/2013 on Is actually amazing||+20|
|#205 - Jonny is a complete failure as far as woman go, never got even… [+] (3 new replies)||04/21/2013 on Panty and Bravo||+9|
|#157 - Picture||04/21/2013 on Panty and Bravo||+1|
|#184 - Ah... the joys of having OP put source in description...||04/21/2013 on Headshot.||0|
|#65 - **hamstergeddon rolls 2**||04/21/2013 on When the paycheck comes in...||-1|
|#364871 - Picture||04/20/2013 on Pokemon||0|
|#364743 - Luxray, just look at that majestic bastard...||04/20/2013 on Pokemon||0|
|#92 - Yep, Hitler's birthday is the most important day of the year to me.||04/20/2013 on Gosling is love.||+2|
|#47 - Actually, it is because his name became canonically Red in Gol…||04/20/2013 on Alpha as fuck||0|
|#75 - People saying she "was" hot... and I actually have a…||04/20/2013 on Oh. My. God.||0|
|#4 - Eh, they are still good people, and everyone is allowed a fail… [+] (1 new reply)||04/20/2013 on The attack of the Cheese its||+2|
|#61 - Very... [+] (1 new reply)||04/20/2013 on What a catch||+2|
|#199 - Fair enough.||04/20/2013 on Owls.||+7|
|#198 - **hamstergeddon rolls 8** Will I ever be rich? [+] (1 new reply)||04/20/2013 on Owls.||+2|
|#3 - I don't think Giovanni could be Red's father... he is Silver's… [+] (7 new replies)||04/20/2013 on Alpha as fuck||+1|
#33 - hanabro (04/20/2013) [-]
Originally, there was going to be a choice of a male or female character. They chose Red for the Male, and Green for the female, (In Japan, it was Red and Green versions) with the Rival being Blue. They ended up cutting out the female character due to limits on the Gameboy, so they re-named the Rival Green. Then Blue version came out, and updated the graphics and fixed some major glitches. The Red and Blue versions we got in the states are actually both modified versions of the Japanese Blue version, our Red modeled after their Red, our Blue modeled after their Green. So we call the Rival Blue here, while they call him Green in Japan. But Red has always historically been the canon name for the Gen 1 protagonist, ever since the games were being developed.
|#2 - Well, from what I recall, it was pretty simple, he was eating … [+] (4 new replies)||04/20/2013 on The attack of the Cheese its||+2|
#8 - anonymous poster (04/20/2013) [-]
I once bit a jolly rancher and had it split diagonally down the middle into a knife-like shape and cut the roof of my mouth...
|#3 - See Slendy? that's what you get from abusing your teleporting …||04/19/2013 on Not So Slender||0|
|#409 - I was expecting something with Jet... but oh well.||04/19/2013 on If drugs could talk||0|
|#5 - Wow, just a glare? The scene don't have nearly the sa…||04/19/2013 on Pokemon Censorship Logic||+2|
|#5 - I supose it is true what I heard, Registeel's body is made of …||04/18/2013 on Registeel||+1|
|#164 - If it was placed a bit more to the back, and with a plate in f…||04/17/2013 on Poor Toaster Design||+1|
|#51 - Even if we ARE able to watch the show any time, they are just … [+] (1 new reply)||04/17/2013 on The Grim Adventures of...||0|
|#17 - Read*, it is a comic, pretty awesome end too... [+] (1 new reply)||04/17/2013 on Let's talk about this...||0|
|#1244 - Alpha Hunter.||04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf||+2|