you aren't greedy enough...
get in shape and get a girl, its not that hard
if you give up now what are you living for?

Excuses. Excuses everywhere!

he got fat again ): not trying to disprove your point, but just thought I would say :/

why do people thumb this down?

Put down the fucking fork and pick up your life. What are you even doing here on FJ 24/7 every fucking day? Get some motivation by thinking of your future and what you really want to do. Stop the fucking war that is going on in your mind and realist that girls will find it cooler if you say "I play guitar/piano/basketball/painting" than "Ive got 5th world rank DPS w my Ret"

That is the key to progression and the stop of procrastination. I've done it. Now its your turn you fucking imbecile faggots.

There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life, trying to get YOU motivated: whilst you're sitting here complaining about how "miserable" your life is and how depressed you are about your body. Fucking irrational and inconsiderate bastards. Become fucking rad.

TL:DR because u fat fuck: 1. Put down the fork. 2. Realise 3. Do it. And do it with
commiseration for both your amazing human capabilites and others who have worse.

Fuck

Bravo!

How do you climb a mountain with no arms or legs?

I told you that the ARE people that do that. Look it up if you dont believe me.

How is that relevant? Maybe because I dont feel like slicing my arms and legs off?

Try once more please

You said, and I quote: 'There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life'.

This is how my question was relevant. However, due to your defensive answer, i have decided that you're an asshole and I don't care for the answer.

oh crap I read your shit wrong. I thought you said How about you climb a mountain with no arms and legs... Saying "put yourself in their situation" which would not be relevant.

My fault dude :s

that's quite all right. i would never suggest another funny junk user sliced off their arms and/or legs!

ps, thank you for that incredibly random list of metabalism boosting foods.

Yeah once again sorry - (Im tired of those constantly blabbering Fatpeoplebingolover people - thats why I went agressive)
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And yeah to answer your question on how to climb the mountain with no limbs just google "man without limbs climbs mountain". Im trying to find the whole video but I dont remember where I put it. Ill post it asap.

No probs! Stay healthy bro

I think you just have to have a little more self respect for yourself, for example you had a person who liked you, but you turned them down. Why? It's because the human mind actually enjoys depression; it's comfortable. However, it is happiness that takes effort. You have to realize that there are other people worse off than you. For example, me: I've never been told that someone liked me but I still move on, because I know everyone deserves someone; and all you need is love. Next time you find out someone likes you, don't turn them down. Stay in there, fellow funnyjunker.

well screw that, pearl didn't have cool shit.......

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Well fuck **

there are still magazines

out of the like 5 episodes I watched, i'm pretty sure he had a girlfriend in one of them

what is this show called again, I forget, sorry.
Dementia really got the best of me.

panty and stocking with garterbelt

its what happens when you give gainax writers ALL the drugs, as opposed to FLCL, which is when you just give them the good ones.

thats.... a really good metaphor for the situation!

im pretty sure its actually a quote from another website.

i cannot link said website as many people may not have been there before and i wont condemn them to a solid year of continual browsing, mindlessly clicking from one thing to the next.

oh wait, yes i will
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt

Im pretty sure they were watching powerpuff girls as well

yeah i've just started watching dead leaves now.

within the 1st 5 minutes there's been vague nudity, multiple homicide, carjacking, a giant robot fight, hand lasers, and the 2 main characters are a dude with a tv for a head and a chick with a red circle around 1 eye.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB87PwTKJyc&wide=1

Good lord, is this more Gianax?

"This OVA shares a director with Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, and FLCL's fifth episode"

there's also a dude who looks like 2d from the gorillaz.
with a golden drill for a penis

Is this just a single episode ova?

yeah i think so but its an hour long

well dont have time to watch now, but I will definatly do so once i get back from last day at coachella

you definitely should.

this is an experience, to say the least

Oh right, thanks.