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#124 - **hamsterfart rolls 80** bring on the red sea  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Check 'em -5
User avatar #125 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 60** not ready to stop yet
User avatar #126 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 96** any time now
User avatar #127 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 74** one more time
User avatar #128 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 17** and one more after that
User avatar #129 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 42** i give up
User avatar #130 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 25** the numbers hate me
#123 - **hamsterfart rolls 43** failed yet again  [+] (7 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Check 'em -5
User avatar #124 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 80** bring on the red sea
User avatar #125 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 60** not ready to stop yet
User avatar #126 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 96** any time now
User avatar #127 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 74** one more time
User avatar #128 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 17** and one more after that
User avatar #129 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 42** i give up
User avatar #130 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 25** the numbers hate me
#122 - **hamsterfart rolls 78** i was soo close  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Check 'em -5
User avatar #123 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 43** failed yet again
User avatar #124 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 80** bring on the red sea
User avatar #125 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 60** not ready to stop yet
User avatar #126 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 96** any time now
User avatar #127 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 74** one more time
User avatar #128 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 17** and one more after that
User avatar #129 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 42** i give up
User avatar #130 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 25** the numbers hate me
#121 - **hamsterfart rolls 16**  [+] (9 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Check 'em -6
User avatar #122 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 78** i was soo close
User avatar #123 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 43** failed yet again
User avatar #124 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 80** bring on the red sea
User avatar #125 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 60** not ready to stop yet
User avatar #126 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 96** any time now
User avatar #127 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 74** one more time
User avatar #128 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 17** and one more after that
User avatar #129 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 42** i give up
User avatar #130 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 25** the numbers hate me
#721850 - good good 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#721848 - add me on steam so we will work it out, hamsterman159  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #721849 - tentaquil (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to add you so I can beg stuff from you
User avatar #721850 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
good good
#721841 - hello there what will you give me?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#721844 - tentaquil (11/15/2013) [-]
something
User avatar #721848 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
add me on steam so we will work it out, hamsterman159
User avatar #721849 - tentaquil (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to add you so I can beg stuff from you
User avatar #721850 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
good good
#721788 - i have a cupon for Droid Assault on steam its 75% off that mea…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #721840 - tentaquil (11/15/2013) [-]
something
User avatar #721841 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
hello there what will you give me?
#721844 - tentaquil (11/15/2013) [-]
something
User avatar #721848 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
add me on steam so we will work it out, hamsterman159
User avatar #721849 - tentaquil (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to add you so I can beg stuff from you
User avatar #721850 - hamsterfart (11/15/2013) [-]
good good
#716809 - yep 11/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#716762 - hey there vgb any good games travian like??  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #716807 - mathes (11/10/2013) [-]
Curious about this aswell, travian turned into shit
User avatar #716809 - hamsterfart (11/10/2013) [-]
yep
#711913 - ooohh i get it then sry no not playing dota 2 for quite so… 11/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#711912 - what kind of a contest is it? 11/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#711910 - if you are giving them away then why not  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #711911 - tiagodisouza (11/06/2013) [-]
what... ? im not giving them away im asking if anyone wants to trade a beat the average humble bundle (the one with the batman games) for my dota 2 items
User avatar #711913 - hamsterfart (11/06/2013) [-]
ooohh i get it then sry no not playing dota 2 for quite some time now
#710608 - i am jelly right now i think  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710603 - damn you and that is where?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#710607 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
Sunny sunny California
User avatar #710608 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i am jelly right now i think
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710599 - i i am 17... soon 18 where do you want me to go, i am stil in …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #710600 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
well I live in the sunniest place on the planet I live in the land where we are the ultimate worshipers of the sun soo idk if you can come here.........
User avatar #710603 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
damn you and that is where?
#710607 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
Sunny sunny California
User avatar #710608 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i am jelly right now i think
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710596 - yep i live in a ******** called slovenia google i…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #710597 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
then leave........?
User avatar #710599 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i i am 17... soon 18 where do you want me to go, i am stil in school, stuck here for now :S
User avatar #710600 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
well I live in the sunniest place on the planet I live in the land where we are the ultimate worshipers of the sun soo idk if you can come here.........
User avatar #710603 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
damn you and that is where?
#710607 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
Sunny sunny California
User avatar #710608 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i am jelly right now i think
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710593 - nope we don't have those in slovenia  [+] (9 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #710595 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
wut nigga
User avatar #710596 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
yep i live in a shithole called slovenia google it its a small country near italy and belive me when i say its small
User avatar #710597 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
then leave........?
User avatar #710599 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i i am 17... soon 18 where do you want me to go, i am stil in school, stuck here for now :S
User avatar #710600 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
well I live in the sunniest place on the planet I live in the land where we are the ultimate worshipers of the sun soo idk if you can come here.........
User avatar #710603 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
damn you and that is where?
#710607 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
Sunny sunny California
User avatar #710608 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i am jelly right now i think
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710590 - while drinking CoD ghosts monster energy drink  [+] (11 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #710592 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
and drinking Mountain dew and Doritos?
User avatar #710593 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
nope we don't have those in slovenia
User avatar #710595 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
wut nigga
User avatar #710596 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
yep i live in a shithole called slovenia google it its a small country near italy and belive me when i say its small
User avatar #710597 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
then leave........?
User avatar #710599 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i i am 17... soon 18 where do you want me to go, i am stil in school, stuck here for now :S
User avatar #710600 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
well I live in the sunniest place on the planet I live in the land where we are the ultimate worshipers of the sun soo idk if you can come here.........
User avatar #710603 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
damn you and that is where?
#710607 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
Sunny sunny California
User avatar #710608 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i am jelly right now i think
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710589 - awww yis just unboxed my CoD Ghosts hardened edition  [+] (12 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #710590 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
while drinking CoD ghosts monster energy drink
User avatar #710592 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
and drinking Mountain dew and Doritos?
User avatar #710593 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
nope we don't have those in slovenia
User avatar #710595 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
wut nigga
User avatar #710596 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
yep i live in a shithole called slovenia google it its a small country near italy and belive me when i say its small
User avatar #710597 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
then leave........?
User avatar #710599 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i i am 17... soon 18 where do you want me to go, i am stil in school, stuck here for now :S
User avatar #710600 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
well I live in the sunniest place on the planet I live in the land where we are the ultimate worshipers of the sun soo idk if you can come here.........
User avatar #710603 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
damn you and that is where?
#710607 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
Sunny sunny California
User avatar #710608 - hamsterfart (11/05/2013) [-]
i am jelly right now i think
#710609 - chewieisthebest (11/05/2013) [-]
#710284 - but ghosts is different and you are only about 5h late  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#710285 - trollmobile (11/04/2013) [-]
new guns and maps, wow, such different, much innovative.
#6497114 - you are out of your league 11/04/2013 on sfw random board +1
#6497095 - not if i get your anus first you filthy creature with nice double eyes 11/04/2013 on sfw random board +1
#709930 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#709937 - desacabose (11/04/2013) [-]
If that's not your thing you could fight the goddess of dreams inside the darkest memories she doesn't want you to see in Killer is Dead
#709929 - why do you hate me  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #709950 - desacabose (11/04/2013) [-]
You told him to
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#169 - evilicious (06/13/2014) [-]
I can't help but wonder....
How did you come up with that username?
User avatar #170 to #169 - hamsterfart ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
well for because of reasons my username became jonnyTHEhamster everywhere and it was too long for this site xD sooo hamsterfart was born
#153 - fivefs (11/15/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly
Enjoy the image
User avatar #154 to #153 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
:P xD
User avatar #151 - tokenlord (11/15/2012) [-]
and I am happy to have it now :)

Thank you :3
User avatar #152 to #151 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
;) np
User avatar #134 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Can I get tangerine sucker for my unique count? lel
User avatar #135 to #134 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
yep no problem :D sec so i can send it to you
User avatar #136 to #135 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, and I have a idea for giveaway, don`t worry I won`t be there if you do this one :
- First who posts the picture of your username on their hand will get something (they must post on profile)
I thought of this one, and already did it :D
User avatar #137 to #136 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
hmm i dont quite get it.. you mean they will post a pic of hamsters farts :D? and they have to do it on my profile you say?
User avatar #139 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/feferest/238#238 Here this one won, he posted first :D
User avatar #141 to #139 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
that was on my profile, so It`s a pretty good giveaway thing and you gotta be fast for that :D
User avatar #138 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
No, wait till I find the pix
User avatar #143 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ahah and can you post that .. i will write what you must post then you post it so thew will have to search for my profile :P
User avatar #144 to #143 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
I posted it, look up lol
User avatar #147 to #144 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
umm no need i did it allready :P
User avatar #145 to #144 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
no no i ment if you can post this

ok my next give away...
reward is: kim jongs chest, 10 tangerine suckers, 6 badges, 5 slimes, frank/wolf parts, crystal monster, and 824 used choco ticket
now all you have to do is write my username (hamsterfart) on your hand and post the pic on my profile.. the first gets the items

anndddd go!



on the item board
User avatar #146 to #145 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
and write that it is from me
User avatar #142 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ohh ok i get it :P ok
User avatar #140 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ok show me :D
User avatar #130 - muffinmonster (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #116 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Not accepting it. Worked hard on getting those chests, and i need the uncut gem i get from them, and chests is my favorite item. Good offer though.
User avatar #118 to #116 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
if when i open them i give you all teh gems+ gems of my chests.... i mean all the gems i will get, i am doing this cus i am quiting items and i want to do a grand opening beafore i do.. matannn haves all the crystal rares reserved.. plz thrust me
User avatar #119 to #118 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Im sorry man.. I need to have them for my self.. Sorry, but thank you for a fair offer though.
User avatar #120 to #119 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i know its an huge over paying but finee.. i didnt think you will be able to deciline it
User avatar #121 to #120 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, its was a great offer, but i dont want to waste all the time ive put in those chests.. And chests are exciting too. But sorry again, you must have put a lot of time making that request! But notice that i havn declined it yet.. Very hard decision... God damnit! :P
User avatar #117 to #116 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
waiit
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User avatar #110 to #109 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i have unicorn too..
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User avatar #112 to #111 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
you need it too? well anyways offer me and i liek tickets
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User avatar #115 to #113 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i wont deciline you :P
User avatar #114 to #113 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
but only red ones? well i like tokens and cheswts/keys too
User avatar #108 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
God damn it hamsterfart, I made the comic, now give me the items!
User avatar #105 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
Hey, I made the comic. Now what?
User avatar #106 to #105 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
well i said its off but its not even funny
User avatar #107 to #106 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the funniest. That's what the competition was about.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
sure
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User avatar #99 to #98 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
idk but why do you even want them for?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
hmmmm satay tuned for the item beard you might get those for free.. see i am quiting and i wall be making a giveaway.. if you give an good idea i will give you some
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User avatar #103 to #102 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
:P its ok you can perticipate in some games xD.. imean give aways
User avatar #95 - angelooo (11/12/2012) [-]
So?
User avatar #89 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
i need about 90 ores for both demon and angelic ore

how much it will cost in token and ticket?
User avatar #92 to #89 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
make an offer plzi will most likely accept ??
User avatar #94 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
need 60 more demon ore
send up for another trade?
just put how many token you want
User avatar #93 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
nvm then
User avatar #90 to #89 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
hmm idk you will pay in RITs or tickets or tokens?
User avatar #91 to #90 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
let's say token
User avatar #87 - kanatana (11/12/2012) [-]
You're a good man, Charlie Brown :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
heheh :P thx
User avatar #76 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
BUYING ALL GEMS

WHAT DO YOU WANT?
User avatar #77 to #76 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
i want, chests, tickets, keys.... anddd i think that is it :P only for something alse if an rly good offer
User avatar #78 to #77 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
Send a trade.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
i am sorry to tell you this but....i cant... you have no items i want
User avatar #80 to #79 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
Tickets? Huh.
User avatar #81 to #80 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
well yea but you have like allmost no tokens, allmost no tickets.. and no chests and keys i want :P.. you can still send a trade if you want to... i will see
User avatar #74 - matmans (11/10/2012) [-]
Are you still thinking about my offer?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
umm yea but i think its just too much for too little
User avatar #71 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
what could i give you for the cow mate? im gonna start collecting them
User avatar #73 to #71 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
sry i was having lunch
User avatar #72 to #71 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
idk
User avatar #70 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
respond to the trade man
User avatar #69 - mohne (11/09/2012) [-]
what do you want for one of your Spiders?^^
User avatar #68 - dalemc (11/09/2012) [-]
see if I have anything you'd like in exchange for a spider.
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