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Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
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Content Ranking:#11651
Comment Ranking:#33856
Highest Content Rank:#10114
Highest Comment Rank:#2390
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Total Comments Made:1905
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latest user's comments

#6668811 - with this i am safe!! you may see me but you cant come inside  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6668842 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
So it'll be just like old times...
#6669351 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
this is too much for me
#6669533 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Now who's a stalker, huuuh?
User avatar #6669907 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
dang it you got me but, but, but, that's so wrong in more than 1 way
User avatar #6669330 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i did back search on that pic and now i am just....
gentlecarcass.tumblr.com/page/3 -what i found
#6668695 - not anymore i moved  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6668733 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh, so this is your new room. Interesting. Can you let me in so I can get a better view?
#6668811 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
with this i am safe!! you may see me but you cant come inside
#6668842 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
So it'll be just like old times...
#6669351 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
this is too much for me
#6669533 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Now who's a stalker, huuuh?
User avatar #6669907 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
dang it you got me but, but, but, that's so wrong in more than 1 way
User avatar #6669330 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i did back search on that pic and now i am just....
gentlecarcass.tumblr.com/page/3 -what i found
#6668428 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6668442 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
jokes on you, I know where you live
#6668695 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
not anymore i moved
#6668733 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh, so this is your new room. Interesting. Can you let me in so I can get a better view?
#6668811 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
with this i am safe!! you may see me but you cant come inside
#6668842 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
So it'll be just like old times...
#6669351 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
this is too much for me
#6669533 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Now who's a stalker, huuuh?
User avatar #6669907 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
dang it you got me but, but, but, that's so wrong in more than 1 way
User avatar #6669330 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i did back search on that pic and now i am just....
gentlecarcass.tumblr.com/page/3 -what i found
#6668373 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6668385 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
**vincento touches**
#6668428 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
#6668442 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
jokes on you, I know where you live
#6668695 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
not anymore i moved
#6668733 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh, so this is your new room. Interesting. Can you let me in so I can get a better view?
#6668811 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
with this i am safe!! you may see me but you cant come inside
#6668842 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
So it'll be just like old times...
#6669351 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
this is too much for me
#6669533 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Now who's a stalker, huuuh?
User avatar #6669907 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
dang it you got me but, but, but, that's so wrong in more than 1 way
User avatar #6669330 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i did back search on that pic and now i am just....
gentlecarcass.tumblr.com/page/3 -what i found
#6668145 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6668162 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
irrelevant
#6668373 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
#6668385 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
**vincento touches**
#6668428 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
#6668442 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
jokes on you, I know where you live
#6668695 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
not anymore i moved
#6668733 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh, so this is your new room. Interesting. Can you let me in so I can get a better view?
#6668811 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
with this i am safe!! you may see me but you cant come inside
#6668842 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
So it'll be just like old times...
#6669351 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
this is too much for me
#6669533 - vincento (11/16/2013) [-]
Now who's a stalker, huuuh?
User avatar #6669907 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
dang it you got me but, but, but, that's so wrong in more than 1 way
User avatar #6669330 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i did back search on that pic and now i am just....
gentlecarcass.tumblr.com/page/3 -what i found
#722889 - gonnafly did 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#722576 - g night vgb its 3:06 am so g night and c'ya tomorow 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#722555 - i like it but you are faar too late  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #722695 - adrilazzaro (11/16/2013) [-]
who won?
User avatar #722889 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
gonnafly did
#722468 - he knows :o 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722460 - did i do wrong ;( 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722457 - why oh god why? its a nice painting  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #722463 - cycloneclone (11/16/2013) [-]
The contest was rigged. #illuminati #openyoureyespeople
#722468 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
he knows :o
#722454 - ok thats it for the contest and the winner is Gonnafly with hi…  [+] (15 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722458 - anonymous (11/16/2013) [-]
is gonnafly even a real person
User avatar #722472 - Gonnafly (11/16/2013) [-]
Initiate.Humorusanonreponse:2132
#722483 - gabek (11/16/2013) [-]
There is no such thing you lying bastard
#722497 - Gonnafly (11/16/2013) [-]
ERROR Lauching: Cheer.response "Smile 2.3.jpg"
User avatar #722500 - gabek (11/16/2013) [-]
I won't go googling shit you say again if you promise never to force that picture on another human being again
#722505 - Gonnafly (11/16/2013) [-]
No promises.
User avatar #722509 - gabek (11/16/2013) [-]
Oh god it looks like yuvesh on heroin
#722512 - Gonnafly (11/16/2013) [-]
r00d.
#722514 - gabek (11/16/2013) [-]
#722467 - gabek (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #722456 - cycloneclone (11/16/2013) [-]
oh god why
User avatar #722460 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
did i do wrong ;(
User avatar #722457 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
why oh god why? its a nice painting
User avatar #722463 - cycloneclone (11/16/2013) [-]
The contest was rigged. #illuminati #openyoureyespeople
#722468 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
he knows :o
#722412 - Call of Cheeseburgers ghosts 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722410 - ok in 20 minutes i will post the winner of the competition … 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722404 - haha you finaly came and posted your masterpiece 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722359 - hahaha 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722352 - oh xD didnt even notice it hahahaha 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722349 - i like this one best so far but its not over yet  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #722356 - adrilazzaro (11/16/2013) [-]
omg lol thank you
User avatar #722359 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
hahaha
#722346 - nope i dont even know the game  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #722347 - drooms (11/16/2013) [-]
Nvm I was making a lame joke
User avatar #722352 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
oh xD didnt even notice it hahahaha
#722328 - yes and i am a flying little piggie  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #722333 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
well i'm glad we settled that, can i have the game now?
#722326 - p.s. i will be hiding and ignoring pics not coming from paint 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722322 - well yes i am saying you didn't do this in paint  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #722325 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
nah, i'm a pro with paint that's why it looks so good
User avatar #722328 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
yes and i am a flying little piggie
User avatar #722333 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
well i'm glad we settled that, can i have the game now?
#722316 - what part of ms paint don't you understand  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #722318 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
>implying i didn't make that in paint
what do you think i am, a cheater?
User avatar #722322 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
well yes i am saying you didn't do this in paint
User avatar #722325 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
nah, i'm a pro with paint that's why it looks so good
User avatar #722328 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
yes and i am a flying little piggie
User avatar #722333 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
well i'm glad we settled that, can i have the game now?
#722313 - hh yep i did a giveaway by his idea allready 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722312 - the one who gives me a drawing (ms paint) that i like the most…  [+] (33 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#722526 - TheAnonLord (11/16/2013) [-]
You better like
User avatar #722555 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i like it but you are faar too late
User avatar #722695 - adrilazzaro (11/16/2013) [-]
who won?
User avatar #722889 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
gonnafly did
#722417 - MrDeadiron (11/16/2013) [-]
#722415 - dragx (11/16/2013) [-]
I made this a long time ago for my model concept art, the model eventually became this..
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=186714931
#722399 - Gonnafly (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #722404 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
haha you finaly came and posted your masterpiece
User avatar #722342 - drooms (11/16/2013) [-]
So are you playing like star fox enemy?
User avatar #722346 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
nope i dont even know the game
User avatar #722347 - drooms (11/16/2013) [-]
Nvm I was making a lame joke
User avatar #722352 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
oh xD didnt even notice it hahahaha
#722334 - adrilazzaro (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #722349 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
i like this one best so far but its not over yet
User avatar #722356 - adrilazzaro (11/16/2013) [-]
omg lol thank you
User avatar #722359 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
hahaha
#722332 - sluge (11/16/2013) [-]
#722330 - TheAnonLord (11/16/2013) [-]
I'm really good at paint
#722327 - sluge (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #722326 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
p.s. i will be hiding and ignoring pics not coming from paint
#722324 - Gonnafly (11/16/2013) [-]
#722323 - sluge (11/16/2013) [-]
#722321 - hirollin (11/16/2013) [-]
gimme the game.
i win.
User avatar #722400 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/16/2013) [-]
you lie that's ringo starr art
User avatar #722545 - hirollin (11/16/2013) [-]
he just said ms paint art.
#722319 - hirollin (11/16/2013) [-]
#722314 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #722316 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
what part of ms paint don't you understand
User avatar #722318 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
>implying i didn't make that in paint
what do you think i am, a cheater?
User avatar #722322 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
well yes i am saying you didn't do this in paint
User avatar #722325 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
nah, i'm a pro with paint that's why it looks so good
User avatar #722328 - hamsterfart (11/16/2013) [-]
yes and i am a flying little piggie
User avatar #722333 - squalllionhart (11/16/2013) [-]
well i'm glad we settled that, can i have the game now?

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#169 - evilicious (06/13/2014) [-]
I can't help but wonder....
How did you come up with that username?
User avatar #170 to #169 - hamsterfart ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
well for because of reasons my username became jonnyTHEhamster everywhere and it was too long for this site xD sooo hamsterfart was born
#153 - fivefs (11/15/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly
Enjoy the image
User avatar #154 to #153 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
:P xD
User avatar #151 - tokenlord (11/15/2012) [-]
and I am happy to have it now :)

Thank you :3
User avatar #152 to #151 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
;) np
User avatar #134 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Can I get tangerine sucker for my unique count? lel
User avatar #135 to #134 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
yep no problem :D sec so i can send it to you
User avatar #136 to #135 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, and I have a idea for giveaway, don`t worry I won`t be there if you do this one :
- First who posts the picture of your username on their hand will get something (they must post on profile)
I thought of this one, and already did it :D
User avatar #137 to #136 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
hmm i dont quite get it.. you mean they will post a pic of hamsters farts :D? and they have to do it on my profile you say?
User avatar #139 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/feferest/238#238 Here this one won, he posted first :D
User avatar #141 to #139 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
that was on my profile, so It`s a pretty good giveaway thing and you gotta be fast for that :D
User avatar #138 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
No, wait till I find the pix
User avatar #143 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ahah and can you post that .. i will write what you must post then you post it so thew will have to search for my profile :P
User avatar #144 to #143 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
I posted it, look up lol
User avatar #147 to #144 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
umm no need i did it allready :P
User avatar #145 to #144 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
no no i ment if you can post this

ok my next give away...
reward is: kim jongs chest, 10 tangerine suckers, 6 badges, 5 slimes, frank/wolf parts, crystal monster, and 824 used choco ticket
now all you have to do is write my username (hamsterfart) on your hand and post the pic on my profile.. the first gets the items

anndddd go!



on the item board
User avatar #146 to #145 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
and write that it is from me
User avatar #142 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ohh ok i get it :P ok
User avatar #140 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ok show me :D
User avatar #130 - muffinmonster (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #116 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Not accepting it. Worked hard on getting those chests, and i need the uncut gem i get from them, and chests is my favorite item. Good offer though.
User avatar #118 to #116 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
if when i open them i give you all teh gems+ gems of my chests.... i mean all the gems i will get, i am doing this cus i am quiting items and i want to do a grand opening beafore i do.. matannn haves all the crystal rares reserved.. plz thrust me
User avatar #119 to #118 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Im sorry man.. I need to have them for my self.. Sorry, but thank you for a fair offer though.
User avatar #120 to #119 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i know its an huge over paying but finee.. i didnt think you will be able to deciline it
User avatar #121 to #120 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, its was a great offer, but i dont want to waste all the time ive put in those chests.. And chests are exciting too. But sorry again, you must have put a lot of time making that request! But notice that i havn declined it yet.. Very hard decision... God damnit! :P
User avatar #117 to #116 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
waiit
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User avatar #110 to #109 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i have unicorn too..
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User avatar #112 to #111 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
you need it too? well anyways offer me and i liek tickets
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User avatar #115 to #113 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i wont deciline you :P
User avatar #114 to #113 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
but only red ones? well i like tokens and cheswts/keys too
User avatar #108 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
God damn it hamsterfart, I made the comic, now give me the items!
User avatar #105 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
Hey, I made the comic. Now what?
User avatar #106 to #105 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
well i said its off but its not even funny
User avatar #107 to #106 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the funniest. That's what the competition was about.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
sure
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User avatar #99 to #98 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
idk but why do you even want them for?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
hmmmm satay tuned for the item beard you might get those for free.. see i am quiting and i wall be making a giveaway.. if you give an good idea i will give you some
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User avatar #103 to #102 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
:P its ok you can perticipate in some games xD.. imean give aways
User avatar #95 - angelooo (11/12/2012) [-]
So?
User avatar #89 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
i need about 90 ores for both demon and angelic ore

how much it will cost in token and ticket?
User avatar #92 to #89 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
make an offer plzi will most likely accept ??
User avatar #94 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
need 60 more demon ore
send up for another trade?
just put how many token you want
User avatar #93 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
nvm then
User avatar #90 to #89 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
hmm idk you will pay in RITs or tickets or tokens?
User avatar #91 to #90 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
let's say token
User avatar #87 - kanatana ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
You're a good man, Charlie Brown :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
heheh :P thx
User avatar #76 - whiteniggers ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
BUYING ALL GEMS

WHAT DO YOU WANT?
User avatar #77 to #76 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
i want, chests, tickets, keys.... anddd i think that is it :P only for something alse if an rly good offer
User avatar #78 to #77 - whiteniggers ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Send a trade.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
i am sorry to tell you this but....i cant... you have no items i want
User avatar #80 to #79 - whiteniggers ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Tickets? Huh.
User avatar #81 to #80 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
well yea but you have like allmost no tokens, allmost no tickets.. and no chests and keys i want :P.. you can still send a trade if you want to... i will see
User avatar #74 - matmans ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
Are you still thinking about my offer?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
umm yea but i think its just too much for too little
User avatar #71 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
what could i give you for the cow mate? im gonna start collecting them
User avatar #73 to #71 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
sry i was having lunch
User avatar #72 to #71 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
idk
User avatar #70 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
respond to the trade man
User avatar #69 - mohne (11/09/2012) [-]
what do you want for one of your Spiders?^^
User avatar #68 - dalemc (11/09/2012) [-]
see if I have anything you'd like in exchange for a spider.
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