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Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
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#696159 - i added you on steam lets talk there 10/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#696155 - umm its not that i want to rip you off but do you have anythin…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #696157 - averagewhitekid (10/21/2013) [-]
Two 33% coupons for foul play, 25% of Volgarr the Viking, 10% off Toki Tori two
User avatar #696159 - hamsterfart (10/21/2013) [-]
i added you on steam lets talk there
User avatar #696158 - averagewhitekid (10/21/2013) [-]
or like a tf2 refined if you play that, i just have it left over
#696150 - you can allways highlight the text and read it normaly 10/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#696148 - Does some one want a cupon for Awesomenauts on steam, its 66% …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #696151 - averagewhitekid (10/21/2013) [-]
OH FUCK YES PLEASE
User avatar #696155 - hamsterfart (10/21/2013) [-]
umm its not that i want to rip you off but do you have anything to trade for it i mean you will save 6,6€
User avatar #696157 - averagewhitekid (10/21/2013) [-]
Two 33% coupons for foul play, 25% of Volgarr the Viking, 10% off Toki Tori two
User avatar #696159 - hamsterfart (10/21/2013) [-]
i added you on steam lets talk there
User avatar #696158 - averagewhitekid (10/21/2013) [-]
or like a tf2 refined if you play that, i just have it left over
User avatar #696172 - desacabose (10/21/2013) [-]
Good boy
User avatar #696152 - desacabose (10/21/2013) [-]
Damn nigga, offer your body first
#167 - Too lazy didn't do it. Well not that anyone cares ab… 10/21/2013 on Who are you? +5
#601 - this* 10/21/2013 on Justin Bieber Fan Board 0
#600 - admin if you if some one is making you do thins just give us a hint  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Justin Bieber Fan Board 0
User avatar #601 - hamsterfart (10/21/2013) [-]
this*
#38 - i mean its kinda like comparing a tps with an fps 10/20/2013 on Anime 0
#37 - Yeh i kinda agree with you, i mean you cant compare 2 anime if…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2013 on Anime 0
User avatar #39 - cozer (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, they're still both something that any anime fan should watch hands down. I love them both.
#35 - I agree mirai nikki is pretty creepy too i liked it but still…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Anime 0
User avatar #36 - cozer (10/20/2013) [-]
Personally I like elfen lied better as well, but you can't really compare the two of them to be honest, they have some similarities, but they're quite different from one another.
User avatar #38 - hamsterfart (10/20/2013) [-]
i mean its kinda like comparing a tps with an fps
User avatar #37 - hamsterfart (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeh i kinda agree with you, i mean you cant compare 2 anime if they are not even in the same genre.
User avatar #39 - cozer (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, they're still both something that any anime fan should watch hands down. I love them both.
#14 - admin and the holy moderators you must ban this man on the 5th… 10/20/2013 on Pet costumes 0
#33 - let me say 2 words Elfen Lied, that proves you wrong  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Anime 0
User avatar #34 - cozer (10/20/2013) [-]
Well Elfen Lied is my all time favorite anime period, but even though it is creepy and action filled it's not quite the same as mirai nikki. It has some scary stuff in it, really scary in fact, but not the same way mirai nikki does it. But yeah, elfen lied is also really amazing, my number 1 favorite anime of all time.
User avatar #35 - hamsterfart (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree mirai nikki is pretty creepy too i liked it but still for me it cant beat Elfen lied
User avatar #36 - cozer (10/20/2013) [-]
Personally I like elfen lied better as well, but you can't really compare the two of them to be honest, they have some similarities, but they're quite different from one another.
User avatar #38 - hamsterfart (10/20/2013) [-]
i mean its kinda like comparing a tps with an fps
User avatar #37 - hamsterfart (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeh i kinda agree with you, i mean you cant compare 2 anime if they are not even in the same genre.
User avatar #39 - cozer (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, they're still both something that any anime fan should watch hands down. I love them both.
#32 - Comment deleted 10/20/2013 on Anime 0
#31 - hehehehe i like that one now i have to rewatch it 10/20/2013 on Anime 0
#8 - okkk now i am here  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on jayzoo's profile 0
#9 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
take a look into cs go then
#6 - sooooo still up for that cs:go?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on jayzoo's profile 0
#7 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
yeah lets play
User avatar #8 - hamsterfart (10/18/2013) [-]
okkk now i am here
#9 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
take a look into cs go then
#4 - yep and i accepted you but nothing happened  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on jayzoo's profile 0
#5 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
invited you now
#2 - add meh  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2013 on jayzoo's profile 0
#3 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
i did
jonnyTHEhamster3 is the name right?
User avatar #4 - hamsterfart (10/18/2013) [-]
yep and i accepted you but nothing happened
#5 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
invited you now
#693843 - added you 10/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#693840 - well can still play  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#693841 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #693843 - hamsterfart (10/18/2013) [-]
added you
#693835 - hello folks someone wants to play some cs:go with me??  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#693839 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
i can

but i suck
User avatar #693840 - hamsterfart (10/18/2013) [-]
well can still play
#693841 - jayzoo (10/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #693843 - hamsterfart (10/18/2013) [-]
added you
#30 - **hamsterfart rolls 29** good boy 10/11/2013 on (untitled) 0
#18 - **hamsterfart rolls 07** well you just have to learn how *ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2013 on (untitled) 0
#19 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
**rublixcube rolls 089** I figured
User avatar #30 - hamsterfart (10/11/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 29** good boy
#12 - **hamsterfart rolls 19** let me help you with that failing  [+] (9 new replies) 10/11/2013 on (untitled) 0
#13 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
*roll*
#14 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
*roll number*
#15 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
*roll dubs*
#16 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
**rublixcube rolls 86**
#17 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
Heyyy I can roll now
User avatar #139 - tittylovin (10/11/2013) [-]
**tittylovin rolls 878,802,786**
Good on you.
Someone else might have asked, but no, you trial-and-errored your way through it like a man.
User avatar #18 - hamsterfart (10/11/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 07** well you just have to learn how *roll (number of numbers you want)*
#19 - rublixcube (10/11/2013) [-]
**rublixcube rolls 089** I figured
User avatar #30 - hamsterfart (10/11/2013) [-]
**hamsterfart rolls 29** good boy
#92 - look at this :o its the same ******* thing..... s… 10/10/2013 on If Pokemon Were HUman 0
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#169 - evilicious (06/13/2014) [-]
I can't help but wonder....
How did you come up with that username?
User avatar #170 to #169 - hamsterfart (06/13/2014) [-]
well for because of reasons my username became jonnyTHEhamster everywhere and it was too long for this site xD sooo hamsterfart was born
#153 - fivefs (11/15/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly
Enjoy the image
User avatar #154 to #153 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
:P xD
User avatar #151 - tokenlord (11/15/2012) [-]
and I am happy to have it now :)

Thank you :3
User avatar #152 to #151 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
;) np
User avatar #134 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Can I get tangerine sucker for my unique count? lel
User avatar #135 to #134 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
yep no problem :D sec so i can send it to you
User avatar #136 to #135 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, and I have a idea for giveaway, don`t worry I won`t be there if you do this one :
- First who posts the picture of your username on their hand will get something (they must post on profile)
I thought of this one, and already did it :D
User avatar #137 to #136 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
hmm i dont quite get it.. you mean they will post a pic of hamsters farts :D? and they have to do it on my profile you say?
User avatar #139 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/feferest/238#238 Here this one won, he posted first :D
User avatar #141 to #139 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
that was on my profile, so It`s a pretty good giveaway thing and you gotta be fast for that :D
User avatar #138 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
No, wait till I find the pix
User avatar #143 to #138 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
ahah and can you post that .. i will write what you must post then you post it so thew will have to search for my profile :P
User avatar #144 to #143 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
I posted it, look up lol
User avatar #147 to #144 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
umm no need i did it allready :P
User avatar #145 to #144 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
no no i ment if you can post this

ok my next give away...
reward is: kim jongs chest, 10 tangerine suckers, 6 badges, 5 slimes, frank/wolf parts, crystal monster, and 824 used choco ticket
now all you have to do is write my username (hamsterfart) on your hand and post the pic on my profile.. the first gets the items

anndddd go!



on the item board
User avatar #146 to #145 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
and write that it is from me
User avatar #142 to #138 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
ohh ok i get it :P ok
User avatar #140 to #138 - hamsterfart (11/15/2012) [-]
ok show me :D
User avatar #130 - muffinmonster (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #116 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Not accepting it. Worked hard on getting those chests, and i need the uncut gem i get from them, and chests is my favorite item. Good offer though.
User avatar #118 to #116 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
if when i open them i give you all teh gems+ gems of my chests.... i mean all the gems i will get, i am doing this cus i am quiting items and i want to do a grand opening beafore i do.. matannn haves all the crystal rares reserved.. plz thrust me
User avatar #119 to #118 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Im sorry man.. I need to have them for my self.. Sorry, but thank you for a fair offer though.
User avatar #120 to #119 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
i know its an huge over paying but finee.. i didnt think you will be able to deciline it
User avatar #121 to #120 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, its was a great offer, but i dont want to waste all the time ive put in those chests.. And chests are exciting too. But sorry again, you must have put a lot of time making that request! But notice that i havn declined it yet.. Very hard decision... God damnit! :P
User avatar #117 to #116 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
waiit
#109 - fiends **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #110 to #109 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
i have unicorn too..
#111 to #110 - fiends **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #112 to #111 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
you need it too? well anyways offer me and i liek tickets
#113 to #112 - fiends **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #113 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
i wont deciline you :P
User avatar #114 to #113 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
but only red ones? well i like tokens and cheswts/keys too
User avatar #108 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
God damn it hamsterfart, I made the comic, now give me the items!
User avatar #105 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
Hey, I made the comic. Now what?
User avatar #106 to #105 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
well i said its off but its not even funny
User avatar #107 to #106 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the funniest. That's what the competition was about.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
sure
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User avatar #99 to #98 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
idk but why do you even want them for?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
hmmmm satay tuned for the item beard you might get those for free.. see i am quiting and i wall be making a giveaway.. if you give an good idea i will give you some
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User avatar #103 to #102 - hamsterfart (11/13/2012) [-]
:P its ok you can perticipate in some games xD.. imean give aways
User avatar #95 - angelooo (11/12/2012) [-]
So?
User avatar #89 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
i need about 90 ores for both demon and angelic ore

how much it will cost in token and ticket?
User avatar #92 to #89 - hamsterfart (11/12/2012) [-]
make an offer plzi will most likely accept ??
User avatar #94 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
need 60 more demon ore
send up for another trade?
just put how many token you want
User avatar #93 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
nvm then
User avatar #90 to #89 - hamsterfart (11/12/2012) [-]
hmm idk you will pay in RITs or tickets or tokens?
User avatar #91 to #90 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
let's say token
User avatar #87 - kanatana (11/12/2012) [-]
You're a good man, Charlie Brown :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - hamsterfart (11/12/2012) [-]
heheh :P thx
User avatar #76 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
BUYING ALL GEMS

WHAT DO YOU WANT?
User avatar #77 to #76 - hamsterfart (11/10/2012) [-]
i want, chests, tickets, keys.... anddd i think that is it :P only for something alse if an rly good offer
User avatar #78 to #77 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
Send a trade.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hamsterfart (11/10/2012) [-]
i am sorry to tell you this but....i cant... you have no items i want
User avatar #80 to #79 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
Tickets? Huh.
User avatar #81 to #80 - hamsterfart (11/10/2012) [-]
well yea but you have like allmost no tokens, allmost no tickets.. and no chests and keys i want :P.. you can still send a trade if you want to... i will see
User avatar #74 - matmans (11/10/2012) [-]
Are you still thinking about my offer?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hamsterfart (11/10/2012) [-]
umm yea but i think its just too much for too little
User avatar #71 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
what could i give you for the cow mate? im gonna start collecting them
User avatar #73 to #71 - hamsterfart (11/09/2012) [-]
sry i was having lunch
User avatar #70 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
respond to the trade man
User avatar #69 - mohne (11/09/2012) [-]
what do you want for one of your Spiders?^^
User avatar #68 - dalemc (11/09/2012) [-]
see if I have anything you'd like in exchange for a spider.
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