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Date Signed Up:11/08/2011
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#673 - ofc just my luck 11/01/2013 on Roll game. 0
#672 - **hamsterfart rolls 95**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Roll game. 0
User avatar #673 - hamsterfart (11/01/2013) [-]
ofc just my luck
#193 - **hamsterfart rolls 51** 10/28/2013 on i cant even begin to... 0
#192 - **hamsterfart rolls 0** /11 let me do the failing 10/28/2013 on i cant even begin to... +1
#150 - Picture 10/28/2013 on Do it 0
#79 - i rly like it  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Do it +1
#133 - bakawaka (10/28/2013) [-]
#150 - hamsterfart (10/28/2013) [-]
#702269 - this guy is streaming hearthstone gameplay and giving away 2… 10/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700539 - thx, good boy 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700385 - oops sry about that hamsterjonny 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700374 - oh ye didn't quite see that and same here i main solo but i ta… 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700365 - nice you main mid?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700367 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
No, this was joust 3v3
Ive been jungling mostly lately. Some mid
User avatar #700374 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
oh ye didn't quite see that and same here i main solo but i take mid sometimes
#700363 - *makes and epic facepalm* ssh before they notice ;) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700360 - from* 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700359 - try taking the https:// form it and see the results  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700360 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
from*
#700358 - here you go 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700351 - well usualy i play conquest cus of my friends but i like arena too 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700347 - i get it and i was trying to say that this move they made was …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700354 - thycupcake (10/25/2013) [-]
Third person you silly goose
User avatar #700363 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
*makes and epic facepalm* ssh before they notice ;)
User avatar #700348 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
It's definitely divisive.
#700342 - if you wanna play some times say so and we can , i am lvl 1…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700346 - tentaquil (10/25/2013) [-]
well im gonna need someone to scrub people in the face with
i mainly play arena and assault, i don't feel like being too competitive with conquest
User avatar #700351 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
well usualy i play conquest cus of my friends but i like arena too
#700340 - yep but let me say this, smite is now still in beta and they a…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700343 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Shrug. I'm just not interested in playing a MOBA from that perspective. I was intrigued by it initially, but after playing it for several hours straight with some of my friends I just couldn't get into it.
User avatar #700366 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I like it a lot more than LoL and dotas camera. I find it much easier to look around, see teammates and manouver in fights
User avatar #700369 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You're probably more used to playing 3rd person games than isometric games. I'm not, so I find it actually a lot harder to see what's going on in Smite.
User avatar #700372 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I never understand people that say that really. A quick turn-around and you get to see every teammate through obstacles and the enemies. I just dont know.
In lol and dota i can often not even find myself in the clusterfucks
User avatar #700379 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You just have to get used to deciphering the amount of information on your screen. It gets easier with time.
User avatar #700347 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
i get it and i was trying to say that this move they made was a double edged blade, if ppl like it they will get a nice fan base cus they are the first ones to do it but on the other hand they kinda ruined the MOBA genre with the first person
User avatar #700354 - thycupcake (10/25/2013) [-]
Third person you silly goose
User avatar #700363 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
*makes and epic facepalm* ssh before they notice ;)
User avatar #700348 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
It's definitely divisive.
#700329 - yep that's the risk they took making a moba game in first pers…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700334 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. I respect them trying to innovate within the genre, but it just doesn't work.
User avatar #700340 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
yep but let me say this, smite is now still in beta and they already have quite allot of players i think it will explode with players when it comes out
User avatar #700343 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Shrug. I'm just not interested in playing a MOBA from that perspective. I was intrigued by it initially, but after playing it for several hours straight with some of my friends I just couldn't get into it.
User avatar #700366 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I like it a lot more than LoL and dotas camera. I find it much easier to look around, see teammates and manouver in fights
User avatar #700369 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You're probably more used to playing 3rd person games than isometric games. I'm not, so I find it actually a lot harder to see what's going on in Smite.
User avatar #700372 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I never understand people that say that really. A quick turn-around and you get to see every teammate through obstacles and the enemies. I just dont know.
In lol and dota i can often not even find myself in the clusterfucks
User avatar #700379 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You just have to get used to deciphering the amount of information on your screen. It gets easier with time.
User avatar #700347 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
i get it and i was trying to say that this move they made was a double edged blade, if ppl like it they will get a nice fan base cus they are the first ones to do it but on the other hand they kinda ruined the MOBA genre with the first person
User avatar #700354 - thycupcake (10/25/2013) [-]
Third person you silly goose
User avatar #700363 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
*makes and epic facepalm* ssh before they notice ;)
User avatar #700348 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
It's definitely divisive.
#700328 - if you will contact me i will be happy to play with you 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#700325 - yes that is why i stopped too but a week ago a friend of mine …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700327 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
I just think it's a shitty and dumb move to try to make a MOBA with a camera like that.
User avatar #700329 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
yep that's the risk they took making a moba game in first person, quite a risky move but allot of players like it
User avatar #700334 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. I respect them trying to innovate within the genre, but it just doesn't work.
User avatar #700340 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
yep but let me say this, smite is now still in beta and they already have quite allot of players i think it will explode with players when it comes out
User avatar #700343 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Shrug. I'm just not interested in playing a MOBA from that perspective. I was intrigued by it initially, but after playing it for several hours straight with some of my friends I just couldn't get into it.
User avatar #700366 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I like it a lot more than LoL and dotas camera. I find it much easier to look around, see teammates and manouver in fights
User avatar #700369 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You're probably more used to playing 3rd person games than isometric games. I'm not, so I find it actually a lot harder to see what's going on in Smite.
User avatar #700372 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I never understand people that say that really. A quick turn-around and you get to see every teammate through obstacles and the enemies. I just dont know.
In lol and dota i can often not even find myself in the clusterfucks
User avatar #700379 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You just have to get used to deciphering the amount of information on your screen. It gets easier with time.
User avatar #700347 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
i get it and i was trying to say that this move they made was a double edged blade, if ppl like it they will get a nice fan base cus they are the first ones to do it but on the other hand they kinda ruined the MOBA genre with the first person
User avatar #700354 - thycupcake (10/25/2013) [-]
Third person you silly goose
User avatar #700363 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
*makes and epic facepalm* ssh before they notice ;)
User avatar #700348 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
It's definitely divisive.
#700322 - :o what do you mean by that?*  [+] (15 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700324 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
It is bad and not good.
User avatar #700325 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
yes that is why i stopped too but a week ago a friend of mine remembered it, they changed it, better graphics many god remakes ect. i kinda like it now
User avatar #700327 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
I just think it's a shitty and dumb move to try to make a MOBA with a camera like that.
User avatar #700329 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
yep that's the risk they took making a moba game in first person, quite a risky move but allot of players like it
User avatar #700334 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. I respect them trying to innovate within the genre, but it just doesn't work.
User avatar #700340 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
yep but let me say this, smite is now still in beta and they already have quite allot of players i think it will explode with players when it comes out
User avatar #700343 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
Shrug. I'm just not interested in playing a MOBA from that perspective. I was intrigued by it initially, but after playing it for several hours straight with some of my friends I just couldn't get into it.
User avatar #700366 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I like it a lot more than LoL and dotas camera. I find it much easier to look around, see teammates and manouver in fights
User avatar #700369 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You're probably more used to playing 3rd person games than isometric games. I'm not, so I find it actually a lot harder to see what's going on in Smite.
User avatar #700372 - sonnyboii (10/25/2013) [-]
I never understand people that say that really. A quick turn-around and you get to see every teammate through obstacles and the enemies. I just dont know.
In lol and dota i can often not even find myself in the clusterfucks
User avatar #700379 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
You just have to get used to deciphering the amount of information on your screen. It gets easier with time.
User avatar #700347 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
i get it and i was trying to say that this move they made was a double edged blade, if ppl like it they will get a nice fan base cus they are the first ones to do it but on the other hand they kinda ruined the MOBA genre with the first person
User avatar #700354 - thycupcake (10/25/2013) [-]
Third person you silly goose
User avatar #700363 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
*makes and epic facepalm* ssh before they notice ;)
User avatar #700348 - slandersalamander (10/25/2013) [-]
It's definitely divisive.
#700320 - ooh uuh any mastery lvls yet?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700337 - tentaquil (10/25/2013) [-]
0
User avatar #700342 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
if you wanna play some times say so and we can , i am lvl 19 i think well 1 game till lvl 20 and 3 mastery lvls... started playing after alot of time with an old acc
User avatar #700346 - tentaquil (10/25/2013) [-]
well im gonna need someone to scrub people in the face with
i mainly play arena and assault, i don't feel like being too competitive with conquest
User avatar #700351 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
well usualy i play conquest cus of my friends but i like arena too
#700284 - damn you that sounded like a month or 2, lvl?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #700286 - tentaquil (10/25/2013) [-]
just 6 lel
User avatar #700320 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
ooh uuh any mastery lvls yet?
User avatar #700337 - tentaquil (10/25/2013) [-]
0
User avatar #700342 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
if you wanna play some times say so and we can , i am lvl 19 i think well 1 game till lvl 20 and 3 mastery lvls... started playing after alot of time with an old acc
User avatar #700346 - tentaquil (10/25/2013) [-]
well im gonna need someone to scrub people in the face with
i mainly play arena and assault, i don't feel like being too competitive with conquest
User avatar #700351 - hamsterfart (10/25/2013) [-]
well usualy i play conquest cus of my friends but i like arena too
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#169 - evilicious (06/13/2014) [-]
I can't help but wonder....
How did you come up with that username?
User avatar #170 to #169 - hamsterfart ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
well for because of reasons my username became jonnyTHEhamster everywhere and it was too long for this site xD sooo hamsterfart was born
#153 - fivefs (11/15/2012) [-]
Thank you kindly
Enjoy the image
User avatar #154 to #153 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
:P xD
User avatar #151 - tokenlord (11/15/2012) [-]
and I am happy to have it now :)

Thank you :3
User avatar #152 to #151 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
;) np
User avatar #134 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Can I get tangerine sucker for my unique count? lel
User avatar #135 to #134 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
yep no problem :D sec so i can send it to you
User avatar #136 to #135 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, and I have a idea for giveaway, don`t worry I won`t be there if you do this one :
- First who posts the picture of your username on their hand will get something (they must post on profile)
I thought of this one, and already did it :D
User avatar #137 to #136 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
hmm i dont quite get it.. you mean they will post a pic of hamsters farts :D? and they have to do it on my profile you say?
User avatar #139 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/feferest/238#238 Here this one won, he posted first :D
User avatar #141 to #139 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
that was on my profile, so It`s a pretty good giveaway thing and you gotta be fast for that :D
User avatar #138 to #137 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
No, wait till I find the pix
User avatar #143 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ahah and can you post that .. i will write what you must post then you post it so thew will have to search for my profile :P
User avatar #144 to #143 - feferest (11/15/2012) [-]
I posted it, look up lol
User avatar #147 to #144 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
umm no need i did it allready :P
User avatar #145 to #144 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
no no i ment if you can post this

ok my next give away...
reward is: kim jongs chest, 10 tangerine suckers, 6 badges, 5 slimes, frank/wolf parts, crystal monster, and 824 used choco ticket
now all you have to do is write my username (hamsterfart) on your hand and post the pic on my profile.. the first gets the items

anndddd go!



on the item board
User avatar #146 to #145 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
and write that it is from me
User avatar #142 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ohh ok i get it :P ok
User avatar #140 to #138 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
ok show me :D
User avatar #130 - muffinmonster (11/14/2012) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #116 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Not accepting it. Worked hard on getting those chests, and i need the uncut gem i get from them, and chests is my favorite item. Good offer though.
User avatar #118 to #116 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
if when i open them i give you all teh gems+ gems of my chests.... i mean all the gems i will get, i am doing this cus i am quiting items and i want to do a grand opening beafore i do.. matannn haves all the crystal rares reserved.. plz thrust me
User avatar #119 to #118 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Im sorry man.. I need to have them for my self.. Sorry, but thank you for a fair offer though.
User avatar #120 to #119 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i know its an huge over paying but finee.. i didnt think you will be able to deciline it
User avatar #121 to #120 - metired (11/13/2012) [-]
Yes, its was a great offer, but i dont want to waste all the time ive put in those chests.. And chests are exciting too. But sorry again, you must have put a lot of time making that request! But notice that i havn declined it yet.. Very hard decision... God damnit! :P
User avatar #117 to #116 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
waiit
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User avatar #110 to #109 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i have unicorn too..
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User avatar #112 to #111 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
you need it too? well anyways offer me and i liek tickets
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User avatar #115 to #113 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
i wont deciline you :P
User avatar #114 to #113 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
but only red ones? well i like tokens and cheswts/keys too
User avatar #108 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
God damn it hamsterfart, I made the comic, now give me the items!
User avatar #105 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
Hey, I made the comic. Now what?
User avatar #106 to #105 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
well i said its off but its not even funny
User avatar #107 to #106 - humpadumpa (11/13/2012) [-]
It's the funniest. That's what the competition was about.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
sure
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User avatar #99 to #98 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
idk but why do you even want them for?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
hmmmm satay tuned for the item beard you might get those for free.. see i am quiting and i wall be making a giveaway.. if you give an good idea i will give you some
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User avatar #103 to #102 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
:P its ok you can perticipate in some games xD.. imean give aways
User avatar #95 - angelooo (11/12/2012) [-]
So?
User avatar #89 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
i need about 90 ores for both demon and angelic ore

how much it will cost in token and ticket?
User avatar #92 to #89 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
make an offer plzi will most likely accept ??
User avatar #94 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
need 60 more demon ore
send up for another trade?
just put how many token you want
User avatar #93 to #92 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
nvm then
User avatar #90 to #89 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
hmm idk you will pay in RITs or tickets or tokens?
User avatar #91 to #90 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
let's say token
User avatar #87 - kanatana (11/12/2012) [-]
You're a good man, Charlie Brown :)
User avatar #88 to #87 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
heheh :P thx
User avatar #76 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
BUYING ALL GEMS

WHAT DO YOU WANT?
User avatar #77 to #76 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
i want, chests, tickets, keys.... anddd i think that is it :P only for something alse if an rly good offer
User avatar #78 to #77 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
Send a trade.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
i am sorry to tell you this but....i cant... you have no items i want
User avatar #80 to #79 - whiteniggers (11/10/2012) [-]
Tickets? Huh.
User avatar #81 to #80 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
well yea but you have like allmost no tokens, allmost no tickets.. and no chests and keys i want :P.. you can still send a trade if you want to... i will see
User avatar #74 - matmans (11/10/2012) [-]
Are you still thinking about my offer?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/10/2012) [-]
umm yea but i think its just too much for too little
User avatar #71 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
what could i give you for the cow mate? im gonna start collecting them
User avatar #73 to #71 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
sry i was having lunch
User avatar #72 to #71 - hamsterfart ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
idk
User avatar #70 - cowisbeast (11/09/2012) [-]
respond to the trade man
User avatar #69 - mohne (11/09/2012) [-]
what do you want for one of your Spiders?^^
User avatar #68 - dalemc (11/09/2012) [-]
see if I have anything you'd like in exchange for a spider.
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