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#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Words of Wisdom -1
User avatar #26 - liftplus (10/14/2014) [-]
Except nirvana didn't deserve the attention it got kurt was a whiny bitch
User avatar #11 - mrwalkerfour (10/14/2014) [-]
he aint trollin, its an unpopular opinion post
#251 - Can I say people with ebola from texas are dumb? 10/14/2014 on We're All Doomed +4
#2 - this is what nightmares are made of. 10/13/2014 on Awful fan man drawings. 0
#1 - leave him alone, he just started learning how to drive stick.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Comrade, what the shit +97
User avatar #46 - masturbakor (10/14/2014) [-]
what kind of country are you from where manual (stick) isnt the first kind of car you learn to drive?
it makes no sense to learn to drive auto first, because then you are limited in your choice of motor vehicle: you cant buy a manual car because you dont know how the gears work. but if you learn to drive manual first, you can then choose to drive auto or manual and its that fucking simple.
User avatar #51 - letting (10/14/2014) [-]
USA here. It is much easier and less dangerous to learn how to drive an automatic before a manual.

New drivers, aka teenagers, are some of the highest risks on the road due to inexperience and a lack of confidence while driving. Having to focus on the clutch, shifting, and the vehicle doing ( see gif above) increases the risk for these drivers to get in a motor vehicle accident, as a large portion of their attention is being diverted just to getting the vehicle to move, not on their surroundings.

User avatar #54 - masturbakor (10/14/2014) [-]
England here. we seem to do just fine learning to drive manuals, only a year after you guys learn to drive autos. raise the bar, kids will rise to it. also, arent the roads bigger (wider, longer streets) over there than in the uk? so you guys can probably see further ahead and have more time to react to hazards and more room to maneuver?
doesnt seem like your driving needs to be any easier
User avatar #55 - letting (10/14/2014) [-]
No, that's an over generalization at its finest. Some of our roads are the most congested in the world in our largest cities, nothing comparable to England, even if your streets are "smaller". We also drive like retards 80% of the time, so there's that.

And no, if you raise the bar, kids duck under it, not rise over it. We have a serious problem with underage drinking, texting and driving, and general reckless driving with our youth. The ones that do pay attention and drive safely don't need the extra distraction. And while the "elite car people" will argue this point like grim death, there's no advantage to a manual over an automatic in a standard commuting sense. High performance? Sure, I'll give you that. Some people even find manuals fun. But the point remains the same, more of a detriment than a benefit in a learning scenario.
User avatar #64 - hamsterball (10/14/2014) [-]
my car is a manual, and honestly changing the gears isn't that distracting, but I think that new drivers should drive manuals instead of autos since they don't have to focus on the driving all that much compared to a manual where you have to change the gears and focus on when to shift. and yes, manuals are way more fun to drive than autos. just my two cents there
User avatar #3 - mcmonsterkitty (10/13/2014) [-]
leave *her* alone...
#6 - **hamsterball rolls 76** % of rolling dubs 10/13/2014 on (Immaturity Intensifies) 0
#1 - why should I upgrade to W10 than just to stay with the tried a…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Return of the greate pc... 0
User avatar #24 - glorinar (10/13/2014) [-]
Because Microsoft likes to force out "old" OSs like 7 and force you to run out and buy/upgrade to the new one. It's all about $.
User avatar #6 - jaevel (10/13/2014) [-]
Same reason people stopped using Windows XP.
User avatar #69 - katarinaismywaifu (10/14/2014) [-]
I still use XP. Fucking wanker.
User avatar #42 - YllekNayr (10/13/2014) [-]
I still use XP.....
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
not really tho. XP is old and is not supported anymore. W8 offers nothing over W7 (for a gamer) and W7 is still supported heavily and pretty "new"

Why do you think they already doing W10 so soon after W7? I'll tell you why, the same reason W7 came so fast after Vista
User avatar #28 - kapane (10/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure windows 10 will pave the way for directx 12.
#13 - awesomechardey (10/13/2014) [-]
There will be a point when win7 isn't supported anymore. But till then, I agree with you and keep using win7.
User avatar #68 - thebluejakel (10/14/2014) [-]
Agreed, like I've said ill keep using 7 Enterprise on my main, and WIN 10 on my alt, 2020 is when all support stops for 7 so why jump ship from the OS I love so much.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
*after W8
#7 - Seriously, what the **** . 10/12/2014 on Basic day in 4Chin +1
#4 - Oregon mentioned, swell with hazelnuts and cloudy weather.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Oregon Steak special +23
User avatar #186 - purplesquirtle (10/13/2014) [-]
Don't forget the Hipsters, Rain, and Great NBA team. except from 2000 - 2008 when they were known as the jail blazers
User avatar #185 - purplesquirtle (10/13/2014) [-]
Don't forget the Hipsters, Rain, and Great NBA team. except from 2000 - 2008 when they were known as the jail blazers
#2 - Picture 10/10/2014 on Thought I'd share +1
#2 - I care no I don't  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
wow rood
#8 - I too buy cassette tapes, I usually get them at thrift stores. 09/30/2014 on Never Forget 0
#35 - I beg to differ. 09/29/2014 on Miniatures done to scale 0
#32 - '97 miata is best miata I have a whole list of things…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Miniatures done to scale 0
User avatar #33 - thetom (09/29/2014) [-]
Me too, im not working anymore so im only doing repairs until i finish school, or get another job during school.
#30 - **** man, I haven't even had the time, money or c…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Miniatures done to scale 0
User avatar #31 - thetom (09/29/2014) [-]
Dude... I have a '97... I've only done basic suspension stuff. and i try to hit a local track once in a while. but god damn is it nice to just go for a spirited drive through the canyons.
User avatar #32 - hamsterball (09/29/2014) [-]
'97 miata is best miata I have a whole list of things to do to mine, but it'll be awhile when I have some spending cash to cross out things on said list.
User avatar #33 - thetom (09/29/2014) [-]
Me too, im not working anymore so im only doing repairs until i finish school, or get another job during school.
#229 - Picture 09/29/2014 on My psychic power +9
#28 - miata mentioned, swell with great honor  [+] (7 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Miniatures done to scale +4
User avatar #34 - marlton (09/29/2014) [-]
1990 model is the best
User avatar #35 - hamsterball (09/29/2014) [-]
I beg to differ.
#29 - thetom (09/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - hamsterball (09/29/2014) [-]
shit man, I haven't even had the time, money or chance to upgrade my stock 1997 miata, but fuck even in stock it's stock form it's fun to drive.
User avatar #31 - thetom (09/29/2014) [-]
Dude... I have a '97... I've only done basic suspension stuff. and i try to hit a local track once in a while. but god damn is it nice to just go for a spirited drive through the canyons.
User avatar #32 - hamsterball (09/29/2014) [-]
'97 miata is best miata I have a whole list of things to do to mine, but it'll be awhile when I have some spending cash to cross out things on said list.
User avatar #33 - thetom (09/29/2014) [-]
Me too, im not working anymore so im only doing repairs until i finish school, or get another job during school.
#11 - are you really that dense? you must be denser than osmium. can… 09/29/2014 on Teenage girls +2
#85 - lucky ***** , I never got to read any of those, I …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Answer in Mandarin. +2
#107 - thebaseballexpert (09/29/2014) [-]
yfw my drama club actually did the production Macbeth, while we were reading it in class. A lot of my english class was in drama club, so we all got extra credit for being in it, and to those who went and saw it got EC too.

and yes, someone broke an ankle, the drama teacher totaled her car on the way to school the day we performed it, and the main curtain fell down mid performance (support bars and all, just fucking fell out of the roof of the auditorium).
#124 - Hitler it's only been 11 minutes, and there are already … 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 0
#1 - damn, he missed. 09/28/2014 on fly blackman +9
#1 - Comment deleted 09/28/2014 on From the kid who made... 0
#44 - honest mistake. 09/28/2014 on Middle Earth vs Romania 0
#4 - ah okay, many thanks. 09/28/2014 on Dad jokes 0
#1 - I don't understand the first joke. Jokexplain where are you!  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Dad jokes -2
User avatar #12 - thebadspellir (09/29/2014) [-]
Come on buddy. He asked if the sweater was felt. She said no. He then touched the sweater. It has now been felt. The sweater was felt.
#3 - garroshhellscream (09/28/2014) [-]
There is no jokexplain, only Garrosh Hellscream.

The dad touched her sweater, in other words he felt it.
User avatar #15 - YllekNayr (09/29/2014) [-]
What the heck?
Oh gosh I laughed at this way too hard.
Keep doing this.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/29/2014) [-]
for hellscream!
User avatar #4 - hamsterball (09/28/2014) [-]
ah okay, many thanks.
User avatar #2 - miraxena (09/28/2014) [-]
it has been felt/touched.
#40 - naive little man, there are no good looking gypsies.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Middle Earth vs Romania +3
#41 - hoshikami (09/28/2014) [-]
Still gonna try to put me dick in it
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User avatar #25 to #23 - megaflak (09/21/2014) [-]
holy **** he did it
#24 to #23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2014) [-]
It's beautiful.
User avatar #21 - quotes (09/05/2014) [-]
so we had a pretty civil debate
now the comments are all hate back and forth
sorry you got thumbed down on the shirt thing
User avatar #22 to #21 - hamsterball (09/06/2014) [-]
it's fine, they're just an arbitary number system anyhow.
User avatar #16 - zestyfiesta (08/19/2014) [-]
I need your help
User avatar #17 to #16 - hamsterball (08/19/2014) [-]
How so?
#18 to #17 - zestyfiesta (08/19/2014) [-]
Well I like to change my profile pic every once and awhile and I need to know if this is too creepy
User avatar #19 to #18 - hamsterball (08/19/2014) [-]
tad bit on the creepy side, but given your name I can't think of anything else better.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zestyfiesta (08/19/2014) [-]
okay, thanks for the help, im just downloading some for right now for future use
#4 to #3 - hamsterball (02/12/2014) [-]
Bring it on comrade, you don't scare me.
#5 to #4 - soundofwinter (02/12/2014) [-]
Implying you could ever defeat me
#6 to #5 - hamsterball (02/12/2014) [-]
with you and your army, you will crumble under soviet army might.
#7 to #6 - soundofwinter (02/12/2014) [-]
The mussolegion laughs at the idea of fighting a foe so weak
#8 to #7 - hamsterball (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that will be the day. After all I wasn't killed by my own citizens.
#9 to #8 - soundofwinter (02/12/2014) [-]
If I was dead, how am I here right now?
#10 to #9 - hamsterball (02/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how you're doing it, but I'm stealing some unprotected wifi from outside the kremlin, while chilling inside the lenin mausoleum.
#11 to #10 - soundofwinter (02/12/2014) [-]
I am pope Francis
#12 to #11 - hamsterball (02/12/2014) [-]
I am a badass
#13 to #12 - soundofwinter (02/12/2014) [-]
You are a bad man and you are an ass. Separate your statements
#14 to #13 - hamsterball (02/12/2014) [-]
Also you do know that Mussolini was an athiest.
Also you do know that Mussolini was an athiest.
#15 to #14 - soundofwinter (02/12/2014) [-]
Mussolini was actually the prophet of Lusspanism
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