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Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
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Highest Content Rank:#876
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#12 - awesome I don't wanna get a woman pregnant anyway!!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on OP is a faggot 0
User avatar #14 - azraelthemage (06/18/2014) [-]
I never said it made you impotent.
User avatar #16 - hammerify (06/18/2014) [-]
I already use condoms.. this just makes me feel better anyway
#33 - People on the eastern side - "Where do you live?" &q… 06/17/2014 on Small Sim City town 0
#32 - here have a gif  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Small Sim City town +3
User avatar #35 - ashedust (06/18/2014) [-]
Thank you!
#152 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles 0
#155 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#146 - this is funny... but I feel like they got the **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles +1
#147 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#152 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
#155 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#141 - amen...  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles +1
#143 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
fuck it, have this for your time.
#146 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
this is funny... but I feel like they got the shit beat out of them
#147 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#152 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
#155 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#132 - THAT makes more sense to me!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles 0
User avatar #134 - thelastelephant (06/17/2014) [-]
Ah, then I fucked it up. Hit me with all the red thumbs you want.
#128 - I know a ton of engineers, and I didn't see that... thank you...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles 0
User avatar #131 - thelastelephant (06/17/2014) [-]
I may have fucked it up and the engineer is supposed to be a physicist.
User avatar #132 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
THAT makes more sense to me!
User avatar #134 - thelastelephant (06/17/2014) [-]
Ah, then I fucked it up. Hit me with all the red thumbs you want.
#126 - wait... I DON"T GET THIS  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles 0
User avatar #127 - thelastelephant (06/17/2014) [-]
The joke is that the engineer's solution is stupidly complicated.
#128 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
I know a ton of engineers, and I didn't see that... thank you...
User avatar #131 - thelastelephant (06/17/2014) [-]
I may have fucked it up and the engineer is supposed to be a physicist.
User avatar #132 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
THAT makes more sense to me!
User avatar #134 - thelastelephant (06/17/2014) [-]
Ah, then I fucked it up. Hit me with all the red thumbs you want.
#124 - The only one out of all of them that I didn't understand was #9  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2014 on shits& giggles 0
User avatar #149 - fukkendragonite (06/17/2014) [-]
It proves that the person doesn't get irony because there's nothing ironic about the bus stop.
User avatar #139 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
there isn't nothing to it, far as I can tell. they just said "which was ironic" and followed with something that has nothing to do with irony

that said.. I got most of these and it still wasn't funny to me.
I almost wish it was a tumblr screencap instead ffs and that's bad
User avatar #141 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
amen...
#143 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
fuck it, have this for your time.
#146 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
this is funny... but I feel like they got the shit beat out of them
#147 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#152 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
#155 - hashtronaut (06/17/2014) [-]
#309 - You tell me.. that isn't a mans reason for crying, whether it …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on father's day feel 0
User avatar #320 - lunarmage (06/17/2014) [-]
I kind of mean tears of joy vs tears of sadness
#21 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2014 on father's day feel +58
User avatar #234 - lunarmage (06/16/2014) [-]
THat one's for sad feels. This was more happy than anything especially if you watch the source
#309 - hammerify (06/17/2014) [-]
You tell me.. that isn't a mans reason for crying, whether it be happy, sad, tired, hungry etc

maybe this one would be better?
User avatar #320 - lunarmage (06/17/2014) [-]
I kind of mean tears of joy vs tears of sadness
#250 - thereasonableperso (06/16/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #251 - lunarmage (06/16/2014) [-]
By source I mean OP's source. There's like already 7 people posting source. Source of his gif is FMA Brotherhood
#252 - thereasonableperso (06/16/2014) [-]
I meant the gif. Thanks.
#4 - you mean my HM slave right? Mr. Cut, Rock Smash, Strength, and… 06/16/2014 on we all know the feeling +2
#28 - T.T I could've sworn I was the second person to comment on it … 06/16/2014 on Now we wait 0
#26 - WHAT WHERE IS MY COMMENT IN THIS!!!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Now we wait 0
#27 - nyeeeh (06/16/2014) [-]
probably not posted when I took the screenshot
User avatar #28 - hammerify (06/16/2014) [-]
T.T I could've sworn I was the second person to comment on it after joshlol
#3 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Jon, pls 0
#57 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Found All 151 Pokémon in... 0
#56 - It was an april fools joke.. but it was real for the day of... 06/16/2014 on Found All 151 Pokémon in... 0
#32 - Anyone else having the chat issues still....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on how are you guys today? +3
User avatar #33 - qun (06/16/2014) [-]
yep
#3 - I've done a real J4 support... if you use it right it's super …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Playing Ziggs support 0
#4 - fragman (06/16/2014) [-]
most things are strong when used right
and suck ass when not
I personally prefer to have a ranged stun on my support (Morgana, Annie, Nami, effectively Braum) or pull capabilities (Thresh) in order to fuck people over who think flashing over a wall will save them.
Attack speed is nice, although I don't know how well that stacks with the PowPow buff
User avatar #5 - burdenedsoul (06/19/2014) [-]
its used best with someone like twitch, get those passive stacks up to max quicker so you can Expunge fuck Rito, i call it expunge and shatter their hp bar
#3 - Comment deleted 06/15/2014 on One Way to Handle The... 0
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#1 - I'm getting sick of your ******* spam, nothing yo… 06/15/2014 on One Way to Handle The... +1
#18 - I swear to god.. if this makes front page for that terrible joke... 06/15/2014 on Does this really work? +1
#26 - This is funny because he got hit in the face... but OP ruined …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Accidental extra yellow card -3
User avatar #74 - herbolifee (06/16/2014) [-]
Dude, just accept it's there and go do other stuff. Don't be such a sourpuss about it.
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You're a giant bag of ***** , ******
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