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Date Signed Up:12/24/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#7 - Comment deleted 11/28/2014 on FINALLY!!! 0
#2 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Big Fish 0
#8 - Krabby... That cut deep 11/28/2014 on We watch our world fall apart +39
#8 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Victory is mine! +1
#37 - does this make you happier?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on I'm not even sorry +1
User avatar #38 - boomerpyro (11/27/2014) [-]
yes, if fact it does.
#2 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/27/2014 on I'm not even sorry +31
#10 - boomerpyro (11/27/2014) [-]
i don't like that reaction image because all it tells me is "i'm intelligent, but you're not funny"
#37 - hammerify (11/27/2014) [-]
does this make you happier?
User avatar #38 - boomerpyro (11/27/2014) [-]
yes, if fact it does.
User avatar #29 - angelious (11/27/2014) [-]
sharing opinions is the catalyst of bettering oneself.


and that pic doesnt say " im smart and you are unfunny"

it just says that the joke the person has made is unfunny in itself.
#16 - anonexplains (11/27/2014) [-]
meatwad intelligent lol. it just saying the joke's unfunny even when fully understood
User avatar #21 - boomerpyro (11/27/2014) [-]
exactly what i implied. if you don't find the content funny you should just move on instead of saying that shit
#27 - anonexplains (11/27/2014) [-]
your picture is fucking stupid whats your point move on instead of saying shit, hypocrite
#4 - hmmm.. you're right I don't remember saying that to this perso… 11/27/2014 on whoops +3
#10 - when you need to be bigger than a pole 11/26/2014 on Girl Makes Pole Disappear +23
#3 - ...is that starbucks? dear god... each cup cost like $6 in his…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Dan in real life +53
#10 - politetroll (11/27/2014) [-]
I don't think it is, it says papa joe's or something in the back, can't tell if that's a coffee brand or the name of the shop tho.
#19 - notstill (11/27/2014) [-]
The cups.
#33 - plasticcup (11/27/2014) [-]
>politetroll
#54 - notstill (11/28/2014) [-]
He's good at his job, I got got
#26 - politetroll (11/27/2014) [-]
I can't believe I didnt even think to look at those
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on whoops 0
User avatar #3 - schwerdaddy (11/26/2014) [-]
You really fucked up that sentence, and I believe (but am uncertain) that you tried to insult other's intelligence.
#4 - hammerify (11/27/2014) [-]
hmmm.. you're right I don't remember saying that to this person on this post... weird oh well
#8 - for those people who don't understand and want to know the tri…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Girl Makes Pole Disappear +13
User avatar #14 - harrykuntz (11/27/2014) [-]
Thank you for that explanation, I was thinking it had to go into the ground but couldn't figure out how
#9 - mysteriousgoatwing (11/26/2014) [-]
Alternatively, pussy loose as fuck
#10 - hammerify (11/26/2014) [-]
when you need to be bigger than a pole
#141 - that doesn't biologically make you asexual  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on I was told to check My... 0
#143 - bobfreakingdole (11/27/2014) [-]
No it doesn't but when people say they are asexual they don't usually mean biologically asexual, but asexual as i previously described it. It is just how the word is used in LBGT communities and i really don't think there is one that would be better at getting across the concept, but it can be confusing
#124 - HOW CAN YOU BE ASEXUAL ARE YOU A GOD DAMN SPONGE? DO YOU REPRO…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on I was told to check My... 0
#136 - bobfreakingdole (11/26/2014) [-]
Some people don't have sexual impulses. They have fully functioning equipment but no in built desire to use them.
User avatar #141 - hammerify (11/26/2014) [-]
that doesn't biologically make you asexual
#143 - bobfreakingdole (11/27/2014) [-]
No it doesn't but when people say they are asexual they don't usually mean biologically asexual, but asexual as i previously described it. It is just how the word is used in LBGT communities and i really don't think there is one that would be better at getting across the concept, but it can be confusing
#7 - why not, they're already doing it all over the news anyway 11/25/2014 on Ran out of [tags] +1
#6 - 2.2/10 not enough water 11/25/2014 on Ran out of [tags] +1
#97 - Ass, if they're going the other direction 11/25/2014 on freak out 0
#8 - reading all of that  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on freak out +105
User avatar #76 - dyalibya (11/25/2014) [-]
That's nothing, git gud
#63 - I caught a lvl 15 Tailow in the first area that you could catc… 11/22/2014 on So rare, so special! 0
#34 - Picture 11/21/2014 on [Jin] A Friendly Orc's... +36
#7 - Picture 11/20/2014 on Dandelion 0
#11 - You are correct, they pushed the patch and the server maintena…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Patch 4.20 0
#12 - timecop (11/20/2014) [-]
yeah its great and the que times are crazy got lucky only to have to wait 20mins everyone else is hiting 1hour que times
#9 - wish I knew mate :\ I said I love anime don't know this one  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Shamelessly stolen from /a/ 0
User avatar #10 - CANADIANS ROCK (11/20/2014) [-]
Ahh, my mistake, thanks regardless! Ill try and find it, If I do, you will be the first to know!
User avatar #11 - CANADIANS ROCK (11/20/2014) [-]
Here you go my friend!


Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
myanimelist.net/anime/25159/Inou-Battle_wa_Nichijou-kei_no_Naka_de
#16 - zalda (11/20/2014) [-]
This guy.
#7 - what?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Shamelessly stolen from /a/ 0
User avatar #8 - CANADIANS ROCK (11/20/2014) [-]
The anime , what is the name of it?
User avatar #9 - hammerify (11/20/2014) [-]
wish I knew mate :\ I said I love anime don't know this one
User avatar #10 - CANADIANS ROCK (11/20/2014) [-]
Ahh, my mistake, thanks regardless! Ill try and find it, If I do, you will be the first to know!
User avatar #11 - CANADIANS ROCK (11/20/2014) [-]
Here you go my friend!


Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
myanimelist.net/anime/25159/Inou-Battle_wa_Nichijou-kei_no_Naka_de
#16 - zalda (11/20/2014) [-]
This guy.
#16 - Picture 11/20/2014 on Anita Saarkeesian Presents!... 0
#8 - they also made a lot more references within it, I saw one some… 11/20/2014 on Patch 4.20 0

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User avatar #9 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
#8 to #7 - hammerify (10/29/2014) [-]
I expected a kitty... BUT THAT'S ADORABLE
I expected a kitty... BUT THAT'S ADORABLE
User avatar #6 - notcoll (06/26/2014) [-]
You're a giant bag of cocks, faggot
#5 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#3 - hakrodashammy (09/24/2013) [-]
Onward to destiny my friend
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