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#4 - I prefer scout regime to survey core...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Attack on Budget +1
User avatar #6 - teevee (08/12/2014) [-]
there's like a million names: Survey Core, Survey Corps, Scouting Legion, Scouting Core, Scouting Regiment, Scouting Regime, etc. As long as it has the word Scouting or Survey in it it's good. I prefer the Scouting Dicks
#56 - Clannad was OK... Clannad the After Story ******* …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Do I Fucking Dare? 0
User avatar #79 - theglaw (08/13/2014) [-]
I just finished it... the first season i cried during the Fuko story. After Story though.... fucking sobbing like a little bitch. The ending made everything better... but i still fucking bawled my eyes out
User avatar #84 - hammerify (08/13/2014) [-]
I honestly hated the final episode... because you can't just rip my heart to pieces then go.... SIKE
User avatar #86 - theglaw (08/14/2014) [-]
Well that all actually happened, they didnt just go sike. Here is an explanation my friend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvyJKIDh-E
User avatar #92 - hammerify (08/15/2014) [-]
I know and understood the whole reasoning behind it and it made perfect sense... but still you can't just repair the damage you've done lol even though it was a happy ending my heart was beyond repair
#93 - theglaw (08/15/2014) [-]
Trust me lmao my heart is still in pain, but what happened in the end completely changed the reason why i was bawling like a little bitch holding myself hahaha
#94 - hammerify (08/15/2014) [-]
my real face 3 days later at work when my friend caught up to the end
#95 - theglaw (08/15/2014) [-]
Im going to have to relive it all with my friends who havent seen it yet haha going to have to hold back so much
User avatar #96 - hammerify (08/15/2014) [-]
have you watched angel beats? I advise that if you want MAXIMUM FEELS
User avatar #97 - theglaw (08/15/2014) [-]
I saw that it was the same studio that did Clannad, im probably watching next. Because fuck my emotional stability.
#98 - hammerify (08/15/2014) [-]
May whatever deity you believe in have mercy on your soul
#25 - Picture 08/07/2014 on I need some new HDMI's anyways 0
#162 - It was the new cinematic they released. This was when draven j… 08/03/2014 on Cringing intensifies 0
#38 - Idk I'm not justifying it, just stating that taxes are still p… 08/03/2014 on Cringing intensifies 0
#36 - sales tax is still a thing, and I had a job in highschool so t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Cringing intensifies 0
User avatar #37 - darksideofthebeast (08/03/2014) [-]
Yea, but I highly doubt someone who goes on tumblr has a job yet...

And it also looked as if he was a teenager in school, which lessens his possibility of having a job.

Unless he means the sales tax he pays from his mom giving him the money to pay for it?
User avatar #38 - hammerify (08/03/2014) [-]
Idk I'm not justifying it, just stating that taxes are still possible in high school. you could scroll down and see my original comment and my view still stands on that.
#35 - you buy a candy bar and you pay a (generally 6-7%) sales tax..… 08/03/2014 on Cringing intensifies 0
#5 - Literally I have nothing to say about this.. it just seems kin…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Cringing intensifies +162
User avatar #130 - duedum (08/03/2014) [-]
No because they are losers with autism. Make fun of them like we do, mang
#117 - rakoom (08/03/2014) [-]
Oh my fucking gods, please tell me that that .gif is from something Riot created.
User avatar #162 - hammerify (08/03/2014) [-]
It was the new cinematic they released. This was when draven just mocked leona for getting hella dunked by darius.
#126 - mitchimuss (08/03/2014) [-]
Sure is pal.
#127 - rakoom (08/03/2014) [-]
Ohohooooh man, I need to see this now. Badly (no need to link it, I'll be looking it up this second).
#128 - mitchimuss (08/03/2014) [-]
No worries dude, hope you enjoyed it!
User avatar #75 - psykobear (08/03/2014) [-]
Literally has nothing to say.
Kinda meh to him.
Proceeds to say something and choose a side.
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2014) [-]
A jealous teenager that pays taxes? I got the impression OP was a teacher/staff.
#53 - rockerforlife (08/03/2014) [-]
>anyone above the age of 16
>tumblr user
pick one
#35 - hammerify (08/03/2014) [-]
you buy a candy bar and you pay a (generally 6-7%) sales tax... where do you think that tax goes :|
#34 - seemed accurate enough to me though 08/02/2014 on Wat 0
#27 - Thanks for the incite, I honestly was extremely lazy and did n…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Wat 0
User avatar #28 - inuares (08/02/2014) [-]
My opinion does have a lot of bias to it. But alright. I'm sure someone else will give you a much more positive answer.
User avatar #34 - hammerify (08/02/2014) [-]
seemed accurate enough to me though
#20 - ****** TOP LEL 08/02/2014 on Magic!! +1
#25 - honestly how is that game? Like as a collective; ease of play,…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Wat 0
User avatar #26 - inuares (08/02/2014) [-]
its a sidescroller beat-em up. you get a total of 5 set combos you can do in the beginning, the damage barely goes up as you play. (it starts off with damage like "Oh wow! you did 500 damage! now do that 20 more times") the story is uninteresting, but the art is decent. basically, if you're into casual beat-em ups then go for it.
User avatar #27 - hammerify (08/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for the incite, I honestly was extremely lazy and did not want to put any effort into sifting through 5 biased youtube videos to figure out what the game is truly like. I think I'll avoid that game. I found Rift isn't awful but the story is kinda slow as hell, Dragon Nest is great in control and over all power but lacks creativity/customization, and I'm thinking about trying TERA Online since I've seen quite a few positive ratings on that.
User avatar #28 - inuares (08/02/2014) [-]
My opinion does have a lot of bias to it. But alright. I'm sure someone else will give you a much more positive answer.
User avatar #34 - hammerify (08/02/2014) [-]
seemed accurate enough to me though
#80 - 79's comment and this went waaaaay too well together  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Gay minions from Despicable Me +5
#82 - Toshiro (08/02/2014) [-]
#191 - Picture 08/01/2014 on Automated Thanking Machine 0
#9 - The **** happened to this dog... 07/31/2014 on Some lovely Fried Chicken +2
#7 - Picture 07/29/2014 on How to get to frontpage 0
#178 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Fruits to Vegetables - /b/ 0
#177 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Fruits to Vegetables - /b/ +1
#8 - It makes sense, they targeted it at people that grew up watchi… 07/27/2014 on After current events -1
#97 - Picture 07/27/2014 on But no respawn +1
#93 - sorry I'm drunk lol thought it was funny XD  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on But no respawn 0
User avatar #96 - guanyu (07/27/2014) [-]
>666 thumbs is funny
>XD
>old meme as avatar
>using "i'm drunk lol" as an excuse for a bad comment

I bet you're the kind of person who likes to announce that they made the first comment.
#97 - hammerify (07/27/2014) [-]
#31 - Picture 07/27/2014 on pika pika +5
#82 - the thumbs tho.. top lel  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on But no respawn -3
User avatar #92 - amegaara (07/27/2014) [-]
go back to school honey
User avatar #93 - hammerify (07/27/2014) [-]
sorry I'm drunk lol thought it was funny XD
User avatar #96 - guanyu (07/27/2014) [-]
>666 thumbs is funny
>XD
>old meme as avatar
>using "i'm drunk lol" as an excuse for a bad comment

I bet you're the kind of person who likes to announce that they made the first comment.
#97 - hammerify (07/27/2014) [-]
#90 - guanyu (07/27/2014) [-]
#28 - this... is yfw 07/26/2014 on Remember, you cannot stop it +8
#14 - Picture 07/25/2014 on Im not as confident in her... 0
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