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#31 - wanna hear ****** up about this anime she f…  [+] (11 new replies) 22 hours ago on I never realized 0
User avatar #57 - namdelliks (15 hours ago) [-]
fiance* she wasn't his girlfriend at that point.
User avatar #64 - hammerify (12 hours ago) [-]
it was real world at that point so I mean... they hadn't really even had a real life conversation remember, she was still stuck in the virtual reality gear
User avatar #66 - namdelliks (12 hours ago) [-]
I do remember, but in the game they both said they were going to get married in the real world. Even though it was virtual, it's still an engagement.
User avatar #54 - blackmore (15 hours ago) [-]
You know whats the most fucked up? They continued it past Sword Art Online!
User avatar #65 - hammerify (12 hours ago) [-]
at least they kept it true to the manga ... better than most of them
User avatar #32 - guardianatreyu (21 hours ago) [-]
That's like the least part of the anime that's fucked up.
User avatar #33 - hammerify (21 hours ago) [-]
i mean other than the ya know.... multiple damn near rape scenes.. and the one rape scene.. if you can recall a more fucked up moment that those 2... please remind me I just watched all of SAO yesterday
User avatar #35 - guardianatreyu (21 hours ago) [-]
Oh I don't know maybe the FACT THAT REAL PEOPLE DIE LEFT AND RIGHT! There's a whole thing about Kirito's party getting slaughtered and then the party leader killing himself. There's the scene showing a bunch of random of people killing themselves after being told they'd die in the real world if they died in the game. There's the fact that there are murder guilds mentioned and shown throughout the show. Kirito gets his hand cut off, watches his girlfriend "die", and then wakes up from the game to realize that Asuna is still trapped in a different game by a crazy rapist pedophile. There's also the rape scenes as you mentioned. But it's even more disturbing that Kirito is forced to watch as the psycho almost rapes his girlfriend. Finally there's the knife fight at the end where Kirito actually almost gets killed and almost killed another person. That's right I forgot, Kirito already killed a guy.

After all that, having a crush on your cousin isn't exactly fucked up.
User avatar #36 - hammerify (21 hours ago) [-]
That's right I forgot, Kirito already killed a guy, you mean the maker of SAO (the game obviously)? and nah I don't feel like the first half is that bad... I mean if you feel like that's bad then don't watch Deadman Wonderland lol. Honestly I just don't think rape and incest are normal that's why I viewed them as the fucked up portions of the show. Everything else was the plot of the show.
User avatar #37 - guardianatreyu (21 hours ago) [-]
No not the creator since he uploaded his consciousness into virtual reality. I was talking about the crazy guy who paralyzed him with poison.
User avatar #38 - hammerify (21 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah...meh I don't think that was that bad honestly.. he was murdering people and he tried to let him live.. it was a kill or be killed moment, and he was protecting Asuna.. plus he didn't REALLY get his hand cut off just his virtual hand that came back like 5 minutes later in the episode.
#294 - **hammerify rolls 630,515,347** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#27 - Picture 07/09/2014 on I have made a huge mistake +16
#37 - bottom 07/09/2014 on So this just happened +1
#1 - Picture 07/09/2014 on What a rollercoaster 0
#3 - You're so slow.. it's almost like you're Brazil 07/09/2014 on Fifa 14: Suarez bites back 0
#2 - the URL tho.... 07/09/2014 on Brazil vs Germany match put... +1
#3 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Another Black Joke 0
#3 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Mothafuckin' fries +1
#6 - ahhh but does the face have any specific meaning  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm... 0
User avatar #7 - thefates (07/09/2014) [-]
It was originally from a picture of a guy doing that shuffling thing in front of some tourists I think.
#3 - I don't understand this...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm... +4
#5 - twilightdusk (07/09/2014) [-]
Plane is coming in for a landing, but another plane crosses into the runway, so that plane on the ground is shuffling around like it's all embarrassed to be in the way.
User avatar #6 - hammerify (07/09/2014) [-]
ahhh but does the face have any specific meaning
User avatar #7 - thefates (07/09/2014) [-]
It was originally from a picture of a guy doing that shuffling thing in front of some tourists I think.
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#27 - Why is your dick shaped like a man??  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Every RPG or Open World... +6
User avatar #37 - mrswagly (07/08/2014) [-]
Because they're timesinks?
#5 - or maybe the best friend of both of them... might still b… 07/08/2014 on Best reaction to proposal EVER 0
#7 - Picture 07/03/2014 on 2sonic5u 0
#5 - it's only scotch tape.. that **** doesn't hurt at all 07/02/2014 on red dot -2
#26 - Picture 07/02/2014 on Oh Britain 0
#16 - It's uhhhh.. kinda the beginning of July wtf is this posted for  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Oh Britain 0
User avatar #19 - earlploddington (07/02/2014) [-]
well it's an easy mistake considering it's always raining here in britain we kinda lose track of what season it is
#26 - hammerify (07/02/2014) [-]
#5 - but it isn't finals week yet? 07/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#4 - and it was the America vs Belgium game (which America lost …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Oh google... +7
#41 - carnivoreapples (07/02/2014) [-]
basically what happened at the world cup
User avatar #31 - kamusioso (07/02/2014) [-]
Welcome to argentina, it's like that 24/7 everyday
User avatar #56 - lunarmage (07/02/2014) [-]
As an argie living in Buenos Aires, I can safely say "SO MUCH THIS" from the bottom of my ballsack
User avatar #53 - asdasdzxczxc (07/02/2014) [-]
Except we say football
User avatar #54 - kamusioso (07/02/2014) [-]
Actually, it's futbol
User avatar #55 - asdasdzxczxc (07/02/2014) [-]
Actually is orsai
#14 - I didn't even see the giraffe .. thank you lol I was so confused 07/01/2014 on Jeep +17
#41 - Was he in the navy and then the army?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Prepare to.............. 0
#54 - Elemental (07/01/2014) [-]
He's a navy seal. Marines and reg army aren't allowed facial hair.
User avatar #64 - heartbleed (07/01/2014) [-]
That's dumb. Why not? I can understand not allowing long hair as the enemy could grab it or a long beard, but a mustache or a short beard or something?
User avatar #67 - heartbleed (07/01/2014) [-]
Interesting, thanks.
#65 - Elemental (07/01/2014) [-]
Mustaches are allowed if they are kept trimmed. It's mostly for uniformity. But beards also interfere with gas masks. The US states it's for hygienic reasons too. The Special forces haven't been allowed beards since september 7, 2010.
User avatar #88 - thesticklebricks (07/01/2014) [-]
except when they need to blend for close recce
#192 - Elemental (07/02/2014) [-]
Most places white americans are very apparent whether they have a beard or not bro.
User avatar #203 - thesticklebricks (07/02/2014) [-]
once you've been in that climate for long enough you tan real good
#214 - Elemental (07/02/2014) [-]
It's still pretty hard to blend dude.
#7 - Picture 06/30/2014 on what 0
#7 - Do you live in America??? How about Football... It's the off s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on I don't care what you think 0
User avatar #11 - thewindmagevaati (06/30/2014) [-]
American here, I do not give one shit about football even when 'in season' and I do not even know anything about any of the teams.
#59 - That baby would be in a better place ... Bring on the re… 06/30/2014 on Baby with a gun +9
#16 - anilinkz are the two sites I use the most 06/28/2014 on There are no Airbenders in... 0
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