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#16 - Picture 06/26/2014 on after all this time +10
#15 - Picture 06/26/2014 on after all this time +5
#24 - AAAAAND THEY GOT REKT 06/24/2014 on i guess it's better than... 0
#33 - Picture 06/24/2014 on My Orgy Experience Part 1 -1
#32 - Picture 06/24/2014 on My Orgy Experience Part 1 -1
#29 - It was a league of legend moment when they rigged the game to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Empowerment +1
User avatar #30 - jokesexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, if i had a cake at such a moment, i would probably look like that.
#9 - moms face when  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Empowerment +37
User avatar #37 - rihardololz (06/24/2014) [-]
Borgore ft. Miley Cyrus - Decisions (Mutrix Remix) to this gif
User avatar #28 - jokesexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
I think this picture requires some context
Any chance you know it?
User avatar #29 - hammerify (06/24/2014) [-]
It was a league of legend moment when they rigged the game to pretty much be mass chaos (no idea if you know any thing about these games or not) but they put 2 pro teams against each other and they took away all mana cost on spells, put the spells cooldowns on an 80% reduction (meaning you could spam spells like no other) and also cranked the movement and attack speed up by 2.5x normal movement speed. This guy was spotted by the announcers during the live game and they just lost their shit.

here is sauce www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4fatIYLpOo#t=194
User avatar #30 - jokesexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair, if i had a cake at such a moment, i would probably look like that.
User avatar #14 - stereojunkie (06/24/2014) [-]
fuck yeah ogn cakeguy
User avatar #45 - dumerveil (06/24/2014) [-]
Nah man OGN cakeguy was Korean.
User avatar #58 - stereojunkie (06/25/2014) [-]
Yeah I know the original is from OGN.

This guy was at the All Stars URF even right?
#8 - Comment deleted 06/24/2014 on Empowerment 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Empowerment -6
User avatar #41 - childpls (06/24/2014) [-]
Because they didn't have a TV.
Didn't you read the comment?
#7 - Steven has already been confirmed to have a Charizard X... he'… 06/23/2014 on Archie and Maxie, the origin. 0
#6 - Steven has already been confirmed to have a Charizard X... I t… 06/23/2014 on Archie and Maxie, the origin. 0
#23 - Liked the post... but your description just pissed me off...  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Renewable Power is the way... +22
User avatar #24 - jinxter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #269 - majordraco (06/24/2014) [-]
Fuck yo Sad face
User avatar #270 - jinxter (06/24/2014) [-]
#273 - majordraco (06/24/2014) [-]
#2 - Picture 06/23/2014 on test +2
#44 - Is it random? I figured you had to be top 30.. but ok well hon… 06/23/2014 on Fuck green 0
#41 - Honestly winning the first day is stupid since everyone knows …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Fuck green 0
#43 - ninjabadger (06/23/2014) [-]
Aren't the 30 free game winners "random"? Meaning there's no point being one of the highest spenders for the winning team.

Doesn't make sense to give it to the highest spenders anyway, the niggas would have all the games already (assuming they are gamers who own a fair share of games to be willing to dish out $300 in a day).

I think its silly because all I do is craft a game badge each day and get a free card extra, 2 if green wins. I don't care much for the 3 free games as much as I do for the summer badge stuff.
User avatar #44 - hammerify (06/23/2014) [-]
Is it random? I figured you had to be top 30.. but ok well honestly I don't know what to do with trading cards and what not anyway XD
#4 - Comment deleted 06/23/2014 on I Couldn't Decide Which Was... +1
#21 - on our campus it is so that emergency vehicles can get around 06/23/2014 on no ban plz 0
#16 - real answer for anyone who actually needs it those poles…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2014 on no ban plz +4
User avatar #22 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/23/2014) [-]
I thought it was made of paper and she slid it under her coat when she sat down
User avatar #20 - danster (06/23/2014) [-]
Knew it. It would be impossible for her to bend her body if it were inside her.
User avatar #19 - deftonesjunkie (06/23/2014) [-]
i figured something like that. what purpose does it
User avatar #21 - hammerify (06/23/2014) [-]
on our campus it is so that emergency vehicles can get around
#36 - NPH hates you 06/22/2014 on wanna get angry? 0
#4 - I say this **** all the time at my job to people … 06/22/2014 on Taco Bell Adventures +1
#11 - I honestly don't know.. the game is not completed though and h… 06/22/2014 on Confirmed (?) 0
#4 - anyone else think Christopher Masterson and Neil Patrick Harri…  [+] (14 new replies) 06/22/2014 on malcolm in the middle +75
#62 - yuukoku (06/23/2014) [-]
Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen them in the same room together.

>Implying they have some sort of Tyler Durden relationship
User avatar #51 - demigodofmadness (06/23/2014) [-]
Theyre both blonde if that's what you mean
User avatar #35 - venomousvalentine (06/22/2014) [-]
I've always thought that
#32 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
When I first watched How I Met Your Mother, I thought NPH (Barney) was this guy.
#22 - internetnick (06/22/2014) [-]
They look even more similar back when he was younger.
#19 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
That has been noted by quite the bit on just about every post about Malcolm in the Middle.
User avatar #14 - mrevitcartta (06/22/2014) [-]
I actually thought that Neil Patrick harrison was francis. This picture just destroyed my world view.
User avatar #9 - Sethorein (06/22/2014) [-]
I thought they were the same person for far too long
User avatar #28 - hasinvadedyou (06/22/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #52 - saxtasticnick (06/23/2014) [-]
I, too, thought the two were actually one. We should start a club.
#5 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
Well kinda yes, but I think that he looks more like Hyde from That '70s Show
well because they are brothers
#16 - spidermanthred (06/22/2014) [-]
they are brothers in real life
#11 - Gewdaism (06/22/2014) [-]
thats his younger brother, Danny Masterson
User avatar #18 - littleliz (06/22/2014) [-]
danny is the older one
#3 - the **** posting bread was funny in my opinion ju… 06/22/2014 on The game 0
#1 - It's still active apparently if you remember your log in info 06/22/2014 on Remeber neopets? +1
#251 - Are you in college? Because if you were you'd actually see the… 06/22/2014 on Magic 8 Ball 0
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User avatar #9 - gugek ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
#8 to #7 - hammerify (10/29/2014) [-]
I expected a kitty... BUT THAT'S ADORABLE
I expected a kitty... BUT THAT'S ADORABLE
User avatar #6 - notcoll (06/26/2014) [-]
You're a giant bag of cocks, faggot
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Onward to destiny my friend
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