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Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#3114
Comment Ranking:#7188
Highest Content Rank:#3099
Highest Comment Rank:#1920
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Total Comments Made:2123
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#3592 - I'm not sure if he's desperate to seduce someone somewhere but… 06/03/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! 0
#98 - Picture 06/03/2014 on I do. -1
#89 - I'd love to support you as a new author when you finish.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Art Goblin +1
User avatar #91 - infinitereaper (06/01/2014) [-]
I thank you, eh but first I have to finish it!
#82 - Oh god, the bathtub's perspective.... 06/01/2014 on ACTIVAAAAAATEEE +2
#169 - I mean, maybe if you're from ****** boston.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. +4
#170 - Jeff C (06/01/2014) [-]
i was about to say just picture the douchiest boston accent you can and say good job
#167 - where the hell did it come from? I've honestly never heard of that.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. 0
#168 - kristovsky (06/01/2014) [-]
its how Americans say "good job" to the ear of non American English speakers.
User avatar #169 - hammarhead (06/01/2014) [-]
I mean, maybe if you're from fuckin boston.
#170 - Jeff C (06/01/2014) [-]
i was about to say just picture the douchiest boston accent you can and say good job
#165 - what the hell is this good jab **** and what does it mean  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2014 on SnowGlobe messing is not cool. 0
#166 - kristovsky (06/01/2014) [-]
It means they are pleased with the performance they have witnessed.
User avatar #167 - hammarhead (06/01/2014) [-]
where the hell did it come from? I've honestly never heard of that.
#168 - kristovsky (06/01/2014) [-]
its how Americans say "good job" to the ear of non American English speakers.
User avatar #169 - hammarhead (06/01/2014) [-]
I mean, maybe if you're from fuckin boston.
#170 - Jeff C (06/01/2014) [-]
i was about to say just picture the douchiest boston accent you can and say good job
#150 - Picture 06/01/2014 on Thats a big.. oh my god. +1
#142 - 4.5. I've got some girth and a little charm, I'm not worried. … 06/01/2014 on Best Girlfriend 0
#176 - almost every one of these facts are false anyways, so it's ok.… 06/01/2014 on (untitled) 0
#99 - How can anyone believe any of this ******** ? seri…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on 21 Funny Facts. - Part 3 +3
User avatar #111 - chism (05/29/2014) [-]
my grandpa was close friends with LBJ and i can say that that one is true
User avatar #104 - epicralph (05/29/2014) [-]
I whole heartedly agree with you, the only one that makes any sense to me is the very last one. I still don't believe it 100% but the rest of these are just plain stupid.
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on I fucking love PASTA! +2
User avatar #101 - fables (05/27/2014) [-]
he can't even sign into his account
what the hell do you expect
#63 - dont get it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Dad jokes on you 0
User avatar #86 - mlpokeyuan (05/27/2014) [-]
abercrombie and fitch
#246 - that would be selfless. He keeps him alive for selfish reasons. 05/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#206 - true. blistering heat and humidity is no match for a 30 minute… 05/22/2014 on People in Arizona 0
#1 - Trying to get the covers back  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2014 on The Girlfriend Simulator +147
#40 - takesomemorewater (05/22/2014) [-]
Dismiss the watermark...
#41 - thewulfman (05/22/2014) [-]
Here, removed the watermark for you.
#42 - takesomemorewater (05/22/2014) [-]
I like you.

Have this.
#15 - soldieroffortunemp (05/22/2014) [-]
This is both accurate of my wife and my cat. I sleep with out a blanket most night thanks to those two. It is so cold no matter how warm it gets.
#2 - >Malaysian family of girl  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Meeting Nick Vujicic… -3
#9 - knifeyoass (05/22/2014) [-]
how could you now get the joke?
#1 - I'd never be able to do that, I'd keep getting the urge to jum…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Friends birthday +1
#2 - flapz (05/21/2014) [-]
I was actually surprised he didn't decide to jump in
#1 - I wonder how long the poor ****** sat there with …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Turdle 0
User avatar #14 - kanatana (05/22/2014) [-]
Like three seconds, maybe... I mean, someone was there filming, ya?
#290 - no, it's a perfectly appropriate way to present data, in a mat… 05/21/2014 on Hard to believe people like... 0
#153 - no, it means their chances are 2.5x higher. Damn, due. Step up.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Hard to believe people like... +23
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User avatar #313 - anthonyh (05/21/2014) [-]
No, you're just fucking stupid. How do you not understand this? You have 10 men for example. Half are circumcised, half are not. The five that are are 2 and a half times more likely to develop ED, which is a 250% chance. How does that not make sense? You're not adding people, you're adding a likelihood.
User avatar #290 - hammarhead (05/21/2014) [-]
no, it's a perfectly appropriate way to present data, in a mathemetically correct format. I can see how you disagree with it, but it isn't wrong. I would agree with you if it was a distortion of the data, but it isn't. The chances go up by 250%. Same exact thing as saying 1/100000 -> 2.5/100000.
#107 - Jesus christ that's so wrong it's funny 05/21/2014 on People in Arizona 0
#105 - That's literally every day in Florida.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on People in Arizona +4
User avatar #151 - shutupsocks (05/21/2014) [-]
I'd also rather live on a coast in Florida than in Memphis. The Mississippi River is no substitute for the ocean
User avatar #206 - hammarhead (05/22/2014) [-]
true. blistering heat and humidity is no match for a 30 minute drive to the coast.
#41 - Picture 05/21/2014 on Actor comes +1
#34 - yes. 05/20/2014 on I know what I'm doing 0
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User avatar #8 - thewizsam (09/03/2014) [-]
why you thumb me down
User avatar #9 to #8 - hammarhead (09/04/2014) [-]
Where at? :C
#5 - mvtjets (02/18/2014) [-]
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#6 to #5 - hammarhead (02/18/2014) [-]
whaye?
whaye?
#7 to #6 - mvtjets (02/18/2014) [-]
so unembrace   
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#1 - someponynew (03/31/2013) [-]
You uhh... Love me?
You uhh... Love me?
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