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hammarhead

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Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:3/01/2015
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Content Ranking:#6367
Comment Ranking:#4564
Highest Content Rank:#3099
Highest Comment Rank:#1920
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Content Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:35657
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:2612
FJ Points:4632

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#300686 - damn ****** you fast.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM +1
User avatar #300719 - novels (01/27/2015) [-]
I try
#69 - I've waited too long for this to be relevant. 01/26/2015 on Kitchen Nightmares +21
#311 - By the gods. I was gonna uhh... give you a song to forever rem…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Best Korea +1
#314 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Saw a kid plug an original Playstation into a guy while jamming to awesome non-busty Jessica Rabbit 90s porno-esque music. (Fuck me now)/ 10.
#303 - Tell me, what kind of music do you like?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Best Korea +1
User avatar #305 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
The kind admin plays: tinyurl.com/ltpybxf

And I'm not kidding, I like that genre. And cinematic shit like Two Steps From Hell or funny stuff like Ninja Sex Party. Other than that I'll listen to pretty much anything that isn't objectively shitty.
#311 - hammarhead (01/26/2015) [-]
By the gods. I was gonna uhh... give you a song to forever remember our love, but I don't think I have any EDM.... Heres the best I got. Never forget. or maybe do if you hate it so I can try again
2 Wicky -By Hooverphonic
#314 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Saw a kid plug an original Playstation into a guy while jamming to awesome non-busty Jessica Rabbit 90s porno-esque music. (Fuck me now)/ 10.
#292 - I'ts not like I... LIKE like you or anything... b-baka! …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Best Korea +1
#295 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Appreciation.
User avatar #303 - hammarhead (01/26/2015) [-]
Tell me, what kind of music do you like?
User avatar #305 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
The kind admin plays: tinyurl.com/ltpybxf

And I'm not kidding, I like that genre. And cinematic shit like Two Steps From Hell or funny stuff like Ninja Sex Party. Other than that I'll listen to pretty much anything that isn't objectively shitty.
#311 - hammarhead (01/26/2015) [-]
By the gods. I was gonna uhh... give you a song to forever remember our love, but I don't think I have any EDM.... Heres the best I got. Never forget. or maybe do if you hate it so I can try again
2 Wicky -By Hooverphonic
#314 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Saw a kid plug an original Playstation into a guy while jamming to awesome non-busty Jessica Rabbit 90s porno-esque music. (Fuck me now)/ 10.
#284 - Hey, Fgner. You're informed, intelligent, informative, and eve…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Best Korea +1
#288 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Like...? But... I love you hammarhead.

No, seriously, thanks a lot. I have major imposter syndrome lately so being reminded that I'm not actually a total shit really makes my day.
#292 - hammarhead (01/26/2015) [-]
I'ts not like I... LIKE like you or anything... b-baka!
No way, man. You're great. very single one of those people noticed you, and those same things I did and thumbed you up. You're doing great work, keep it up. : )
#295 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Appreciation.
User avatar #303 - hammarhead (01/26/2015) [-]
Tell me, what kind of music do you like?
User avatar #305 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
The kind admin plays: tinyurl.com/ltpybxf

And I'm not kidding, I like that genre. And cinematic shit like Two Steps From Hell or funny stuff like Ninja Sex Party. Other than that I'll listen to pretty much anything that isn't objectively shitty.
#311 - hammarhead (01/26/2015) [-]
By the gods. I was gonna uhh... give you a song to forever remember our love, but I don't think I have any EDM.... Heres the best I got. Never forget. or maybe do if you hate it so I can try again
2 Wicky -By Hooverphonic
#314 - Fgner (01/26/2015) [-]
Saw a kid plug an original Playstation into a guy while jamming to awesome non-busty Jessica Rabbit 90s porno-esque music. (Fuck me now)/ 10.
#429 - >>#202 01/26/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#351 - I had a threesome with this guy and his girl. Damn, was that nice. 01/26/2015 on I went outside :( 0
#161 - I wish there was a way to challenge and then defeat my sandwich. 01/26/2015 on Supportive Parents 0
#77 - Well I mean, all fractals are. that is the poin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Rocks that look like food +1
User avatar #78 - spacepixel (01/25/2015) [-]
The knife can help you knife better
The fork could definitely fork better... but putting a spoon in a spoon?
That doesn't help you spoon better.
#72 - Works on african american women as well. To a degree. 01/24/2015 on Desu +5
#71 - And you, you are rum. Or at least the result of it during pregnancies. 01/24/2015 on Desu -1
#136 - Then you should look into domination. I'm the same, albeit to … 01/24/2015 on The hero we all need 0
#267024 - HEY! IT'S COACH Z! 01/24/2015 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM +1
#201 - Nope. Stand your ground laws, in many states in the south.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Trying to rob a house in... 0
#210 - medexplain (01/23/2015) [-]
Stand your ground means that you don't have to try to run away before you can shoot them.

You're probably thinking of castle doctrine. Which means you can automatically assume a trespasser that's broken in/attempting to has intent to cause harm.

That means you can shoot them from your bedroom without saying, "What are you doing here?!" or waiting for them to make a threatening motion first.

Castle doctrine does not apply to people you very clearly know are not a threat. The example I used in another response was if you woke up in the morning and found a junkie passed out on your floor OD'ed. You can't just kill him for being there.

In the same sense, you can't execute someone who's given up and is sitting on the ground crying. Unless they lunge or make a sudden movement that you could reasonably believe to be a threat reaching for a weapon, etc , it's illegal to shoot them.
#67 - Yeah. Trade secret for guys; the same muscle to hold back piss…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on Boner 0
User avatar #68 - bokystroki (01/23/2015) [-]
The knowledge, so bootiful.
#73 - Picture 01/23/2015 on Tumblr. +6
#48 - its the same feeling for a guy  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Boner 0
User avatar #53 - bokystroki (01/21/2015) [-]
REALLY?

Holy shit.
User avatar #67 - hammarhead (01/23/2015) [-]
Yeah. Trade secret for guys; the same muscle to hold back piss shoots out jizz. So, excercising this can lead to a larger load, at a higher velocity!
User avatar #68 - bokystroki (01/23/2015) [-]
The knowledge, so bootiful.
#122 - What? 01/21/2015 on :4) +1
#127 - Picture 01/21/2015 on (untitled) 0
#132 - You guys, we're feeding the troll. You should know by now to a… 01/21/2015 on Eminem in Germany 0
#141 - HA that ******* webm 01/20/2015 on Black and white science man 0
#172 - actualy, that's the board on that side pulling away quickly. T… 01/20/2015 on An apple getting crushed by... 0
#159 - It doesn't have a shadow, lots of lights.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on An apple getting crushed by... 0
User avatar #165 - picamix (01/20/2015) [-]
to the left of the magnet when it flies away there is a shadow
User avatar #172 - hammarhead (01/20/2015) [-]
actualy, that's the board on that side pulling away quickly. The boards are pushing the magnets just close enough to pull, then that one pulls away quickly. You can see this in the gif from the other perspective as well.
#29 - pussi 01/19/2015 on moth feels 0

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User avatar #18 - marioisbestpony (02/18/2015) [-]
STOP RAPING ME YOU CIS WHITE ****** !
#16 - anonexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
u a faget
User avatar #17 to #16 - hammarhead ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
haha alright thanks man
User avatar #10 - slightly (01/17/2015) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #11 to #10 - hammarhead ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
1v1 me fggt
User avatar #12 to #11 - slightly (01/18/2015) [-]
I take every thumbdown as a declaration of war.

Prepare for the dicking, faggot.
User avatar #13 to #12 - hammarhead ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
oh. I... where did I do that?
User avatar #14 to #13 - slightly (01/18/2015) [-]
man idk this post was 1 day ago and i write a lot of stupid ****

i think it's either when i said "i hate anime" is bait or when I insulted swedes or maybe the one where i said id be happy if all furries die?

idk take ur pick

im still gonna fite you tho
User avatar #15 to #14 - hammarhead ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
....But I like all of those comments
User avatar #8 - thewizsam (09/03/2014) [-]
why you thumb me down
User avatar #9 to #8 - hammarhead ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Where at? :C
#5 - mvtjets (02/18/2014) [-]
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#6 to #5 - hammarhead ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
whaye?
whaye?
#7 to #6 - mvtjets (02/18/2014) [-]
so unembrace   
much unaccept
so unembrace
much unaccept
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#1 - someponynew (03/31/2013) [-]
You uhh... Love me?
You uhh... Love me?
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