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hammarhead

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Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:3/26/2015
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Content Ranking:#5973
Comment Ranking:#2690
Highest Content Rank:#3099
Highest Comment Rank:#1920
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Content Views:35669
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:2703
FJ Points:5037

latest user's comments

#121 - "Who is champ?" Oh, you ****… 03/02/2015 on Rawhide! +15
#73 - I disagree. 03/02/2015 on Difference between men and... 0
#57 - Very. 03/02/2015 on Million dollar smile 0
#56 - is that... a bubble?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Million dollar smile 0
User avatar #62 - halor (03/02/2015) [-]
it's called a zorb from what i understand
User avatar #65 - hammarhead (03/02/2015) [-]
But what is that and can it kill?
#68 - fuckedbyapony (03/02/2015) [-]
Google it, you get inside them and roll down large hills, its not that heavy just a plastic ball full of air so i doubt she was too seriously injured
#272 - I'm not sure what it was aiming for but damn did that make me sad. 03/02/2015 on This kids a faggot +4
#70 - Weel I can say with confidence your wings should help against … 03/01/2015 on Summer 2012 0
#66 - Amen. So, Mcburd, i need you to just tell me this one thing. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Summer 2012 0
User avatar #69 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
Gotta go with quicksand. Or Giant snakes.

Sharks were up there, but you seem nice.
User avatar #70 - hammarhead (03/01/2015) [-]
Weel I can say with confidence your wings should help against any and all quicksand. And snakes? Nah man I've never had a problem with snakes, you should be fine. that's how it works right?

Also, believe it or not newyorkers are more deadly than sharks. They kill many more people each year.
#64 - Your theme is your character, th pretty yellow thing of mcburd…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Summer 2012 0
User avatar #65 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
Not sure I'd call myself a character, but thanks.

Im fine with themes as long as they dont shitpost.

Do Yo thang, and have fun with it, so long as it doesnt bother people.
User avatar #66 - hammarhead (03/01/2015) [-]
Amen. So, Mcburd, i need you to just tell me this one thing. If stopped and truly thought about it for just one moment, what is the single thing that you're most worried about right now?
User avatar #69 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
Gotta go with quicksand. Or Giant snakes.

Sharks were up there, but you seem nice.
User avatar #70 - hammarhead (03/01/2015) [-]
Weel I can say with confidence your wings should help against any and all quicksand. And snakes? Nah man I've never had a problem with snakes, you should be fine. that's how it works right?

Also, believe it or not newyorkers are more deadly than sharks. They kill many more people each year.
#59 - You put us in a good light, mcburd. Walk on, you glo…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2015 on Summer 2012 0
User avatar #60 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
Buh Im not even themed
User avatar #64 - hammarhead (03/01/2015) [-]
Your theme is your character, th pretty yellow thing of mcburd. Everyone likes your theme and it's not shoved down their throats too much, so it isn't a bad thing!
User avatar #65 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
Not sure I'd call myself a character, but thanks.

Im fine with themes as long as they dont shitpost.

Do Yo thang, and have fun with it, so long as it doesnt bother people.
User avatar #66 - hammarhead (03/01/2015) [-]
Amen. So, Mcburd, i need you to just tell me this one thing. If stopped and truly thought about it for just one moment, what is the single thing that you're most worried about right now?
User avatar #69 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
Gotta go with quicksand. Or Giant snakes.

Sharks were up there, but you seem nice.
User avatar #70 - hammarhead (03/01/2015) [-]
Weel I can say with confidence your wings should help against any and all quicksand. And snakes? Nah man I've never had a problem with snakes, you should be fine. that's how it works right?

Also, believe it or not newyorkers are more deadly than sharks. They kill many more people each year.
#58 - mcburd wat r u do  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Summer 2012 +1
User avatar #61 - mcburd (03/01/2015) [-]
That looks nothin like me. The red circly thingys are off.

And my nose isnt that big ; > ;
#94 - try this. >> #61 02/28/2015 on Telling water to not be wet. 0
#95 - "People of color" 02/28/2015 on Not sure how I feel about... +4
#124 - No. No, I am not point.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on magneto +2
User avatar #174 - psykobear (03/01/2015) [-]
... fuck...
#186 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Ye Olde Posts #2 0
#709 - I was holding out not to have to change pants. Greenjester… 02/27/2015 on FJ Dances to Get Lucky! +3
#57 - Well I thought it was funny in an ironic sort of way. 02/27/2015 on The Burn Ward Episode 4: A... +3
#41 - Picture 02/27/2015 on When it is not your time to... +1
#59 - really you should say on her period 02/27/2015 on A horse stopping +1
#218 - "Can mach a punch" Typo incredibly relevant… 02/26/2015 on 10 Animal Facts Part 3 0
#215 - I honestly wasn't sure if you were talking about your penis or not. 02/26/2015 on 10 Animal Facts Part 3 0
#30 - Then why the hell are you asking, bitch? 02/25/2015 on Junk food +2
#57 - Picture 02/25/2015 on Hard Satisfying Wood +2
#88 - good stuff. horray for origin porn! 02/25/2015 on Erma: Page 1-21 (Ongoing) +1
#38 - Picture 02/25/2015 on bee hive yourself 0
#83 - Hammerhead was taken. At least now I get to show…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on How LOZ dungeon crawlers... 0
User avatar #84 - feindmachines (02/25/2015) [-]
t.r.u

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#21 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi hammarhead! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#20 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
Hi hammarhead! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
#19 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
hammer head on tawp because is alpha shark
User avatar #18 - marioisbestpony (02/18/2015) [-]
STOP RAPING ME YOU CIS WHITE ****** !
#16 - anonymous (02/04/2015) [-]
u a faget
User avatar #17 to #16 - hammarhead (02/06/2015) [-]
haha alright thanks man
User avatar #10 - slightly ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #11 to #10 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
1v1 me fggt
User avatar #12 to #11 - slightly ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I take every thumbdown as a declaration of war.

Prepare for the dicking, faggot.
User avatar #13 to #12 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
oh. I... where did I do that?
User avatar #14 to #13 - slightly ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
man idk this post was 1 day ago and i write a lot of stupid ****

i think it's either when i said "i hate anime" is bait or when I insulted swedes or maybe the one where i said id be happy if all furries die?

idk take ur pick

im still gonna fite you tho
User avatar #15 to #14 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
....But I like all of those comments
User avatar #8 - thewizsam (09/03/2014) [-]
why you thumb me down
User avatar #9 to #8 - hammarhead (09/04/2014) [-]
Where at? :C
#5 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
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#6 to #5 - hammarhead (02/18/2014) [-]
whaye?
whaye?
#7 to #6 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
so unembrace   
much unaccept
so unembrace
much unaccept
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#1 - someponynew (03/31/2013) [-]
You uhh... Love me?
You uhh... Love me?
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