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hammarhead

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hammarhead Avatar Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite
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Date Signed Up:11/12/2012
Last Login:4/06/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1886
Highest Content Rank:#3099
Highest Comment Rank:#1776
Content Thumbs: 729 total,  797 ,  68
Comment Thumbs: 5677 total,  6526 ,  849
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 54 Content: Sammich eater → Level 55 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 248 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:35874
Times Content Favorited:50 times
Total Comments Made:2747
FJ Points:5442

latest user's comments

#3 - Time to jack off and see if it works. 03/24/2015 on Tits & A Cool Phone Hack 0
#2 - And here we see the newborn front page material in it's natura… 03/24/2015 on Directions +36
#380728 - HA. 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#380622 - That aint me, admin 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! +1
#380480 - **** US 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#380427 - KITTYS 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#380250 - That's really sad. Dude. 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#380151 - Nah ***** . 03/24/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#90 - That is why I made my own. 03/20/2015 on The life of Google Chrome +1
#79 - I love you so much. 03/20/2015 on FREE STUFF +1
#77 - UM UM PORN? SHARK PORN? 03/20/2015 on FREE STUFF +1
#50 - That.... Is an excellent point. 03/20/2015 on Murica +1
#48 - I lied. I don't even drink coffee.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on True Love +1
#60 - nickypickle (03/19/2015) [-]
*gasp* LIE? ON THE INTERNET?
#50 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on An accurate depiction +3
#67 - mathiaslundem (03/19/2015) [-]
#297 - I... but what's that red stuff beside the yellow stuff?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Australia - Such a nice... 0
User avatar #326 - assassindash (03/18/2015) [-]
Just lighting.
#26 - very. 03/18/2015 on Knitting patterns +3
#117 - Amen man, Amen 03/18/2015 on Old people 0
#446 - It's a C++ Based language, really is a simple as it gets. Very…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on I want to know this... 0
User avatar #447 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/18/2015) [-]
lol
#444 - here's the innards of the script. clean and simple, bare bones…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on I want to know this... +1
User avatar #445 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/18/2015) [-]
neat! what language is this? It looks super simple.
User avatar #446 - hammarhead (03/18/2015) [-]
It's a C++ Based language, really is a simple as it gets. Very powerful, though. The reason this took so long was it took my computer down when i was testing the shutdown and disablers. Little bastard.
User avatar #447 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/18/2015) [-]
lol
#1 - MFW I haven't had my coffee and someone tries to start a frien…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2015 on True Love +104
#43 - darcandkharg (03/19/2015) [-]
You sound like an asshole, ruin someones day just because you're a lazy. Shit genes yo, never spawn or they'll turn into little faggots as well.
User avatar #48 - hammarhead (03/19/2015) [-]
I lied. I don't even drink coffee.
#60 - nickypickle (03/19/2015) [-]
*gasp* LIE? ON THE INTERNET?
#7 - A comp of tits and facts to back them up? You're gonn… 03/18/2015 on Tits and facts +126
#176 - Yes. 03/18/2015 on Patterson Film Stablized +1
#440 - Don't forget, I can also do pop ups, any other site on the net…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on I want to know this... +1
User avatar #442 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/18/2015) [-]
Can one keyword do multiple things? If so I'd like "be" to disable the mouse, touch pad, and volume controls. Then it should open up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtzDaV_TRMo or any other gay ass video of your choice

If it could make the volume go all the way up by itself too that'd be great.

I think everything else is ok. I want to keep it G rated. I'll message you the email.
#444 - hammarhead (03/18/2015) [-]
here's the innards of the script. clean and simple, bare bones. Works in the background in the system itself, so it's compatible on any computer. Feel free to try it on your own, but avoid time, it's rather forceful with it's shutdown. ;)
User avatar #445 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/18/2015) [-]
neat! what language is this? It looks super simple.
User avatar #446 - hammarhead (03/18/2015) [-]
It's a C++ Based language, really is a simple as it gets. Very powerful, though. The reason this took so long was it took my computer down when i was testing the shutdown and disablers. Little bastard.
User avatar #447 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/18/2015) [-]
lol
#439 - HAHAHAHA those are ******* GREAT. Give me a few minutes… 03/18/2015 on I want to know this... +1
#88 - Did he just boop him in the ******* face? 03/18/2015 on Great power comes w/great... 0

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Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 600
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#19 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
hammer head on tawp because is alpha shark
User avatar #18 - marioisbestpony (02/18/2015) [-]
STOP RAPING ME YOU CIS WHITE ****** !
#16 - anonymous (02/04/2015) [-]
u a faget
User avatar #17 to #16 - hammarhead (02/06/2015) [-]
haha alright thanks man
User avatar #10 - slightly (01/17/2015) [-]
fite me irl
User avatar #11 to #10 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
1v1 me fggt
User avatar #12 to #11 - slightly (01/18/2015) [-]
I take every thumbdown as a declaration of war.

Prepare for the dicking, faggot.
User avatar #13 to #12 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
oh. I... where did I do that?
User avatar #14 to #13 - slightly (01/18/2015) [-]
man idk this post was 1 day ago and i write a lot of stupid ****

i think it's either when i said "i hate anime" is bait or when I insulted swedes or maybe the one where i said id be happy if all furries die?

idk take ur pick

im still gonna fite you tho
User avatar #15 to #14 - hammarhead (01/18/2015) [-]
....But I like all of those comments
User avatar #8 - thewizsam (09/03/2014) [-]
why you thumb me down
User avatar #9 to #8 - hammarhead (09/04/2014) [-]
Where at? :C
#5 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 to #5 - hammarhead (02/18/2014) [-]
whaye?
whaye?
#7 to #6 - mvtjets ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
so unembrace   
much unaccept
so unembrace
much unaccept
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#1 - someponynew (03/31/2013) [-]
You uhh... Love me?
You uhh... Love me?
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