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#379 - well, **** 09/04/2011 on failure 0
#114 - Why Lestonia? Nobody lives there anyway!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2011 on america -3
User avatar #136 - BunnyRaper (08/17/2011) [-]
What the fuck is a Lestonia?
#342 - [url deleted] The lyrics themselves are different. d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -1
User avatar #351 - MoreIce (09/10/2011) [-]
Dude, you never once said what YOU consider metal. So since you find it necessary to diss deathcore(which I myself love) what do YOU consider true metal?
#340 - ITS ******* NOT!! ITS A TOTALLY DIFFRENT GENRE…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -1
User avatar #341 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
Ummmmmmmm, the lyrical concept of deathcore and death metal is the same. The only things that make it different from death metal are the use of breakdowns, blast beats, more excessive pig squeals, and high AND low screams. That's it. There is no other difference. They're both metal divisions.
User avatar #342 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
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The lyrics themselves are different.
deathcore as high pitch scream and pig squel. thats a deathcorish singing,
and blastbeat are in both genre. WTF?
User avatar #351 - MoreIce (09/10/2011) [-]
Dude, you never once said what YOU consider metal. So since you find it necessary to diss deathcore(which I myself love) what do YOU consider true metal?
#339 - and sorry if I make some grammar error, english isnt my mother… 08/12/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -1
#337 - You spew out **** like that and think im just gon…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -1
User avatar #338 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
CORE is metal. God. What the fuck. Cores are just divisions of metal, dumbass. Do you think in order to be fucking metal, you have to have "metal" after the fucking name? What's a fucking "true" metal band then?
User avatar #340 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
ITS FUCKING NOT!!
ITS A TOTALLY DIFFRENT GENRE!!
It comes from death metal, but like all the fucking whatever-core it stands under the core genre.
WHY? cause it has a drum, guitars a bass and a singer singing angrily that makes it metal? nop.
User avatar #341 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
Ummmmmmmm, the lyrical concept of deathcore and death metal is the same. The only things that make it different from death metal are the use of breakdowns, blast beats, more excessive pig squeals, and high AND low screams. That's it. There is no other difference. They're both metal divisions.
User avatar #342 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
[url deleted]
The lyrics themselves are different.
deathcore as high pitch scream and pig squel. thats a deathcorish singing,
and blastbeat are in both genre. WTF?
User avatar #351 - MoreIce (09/10/2011) [-]
Dude, you never once said what YOU consider metal. So since you find it necessary to diss deathcore(which I myself love) what do YOU consider true metal?
#334 - HAHAHAHAHAHA, OMG! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Ok, so you are THAT t…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/11/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -2
User avatar #335 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
LOL. What the fuck do you listen to? I bet you're one of those pretentiois faggots who likes Metallica and shit and thinks thay evey other metal genre is shit. What is brutal death metal to you?
User avatar #336 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
Pretentious* And also it's called a genre, not a gender, you useless fuck. And metal is metal. Fucking Carnifex sounds sick ass. If you don't think so you can eat a dick. And the lead singer of Oceano can most definitely scream. Deathcore is metal. I happen to like the faster pace, pig squeals, and blast beats. You're just another stupid metalhead who thinks they're the shit. Go listeb to your fucking "brutal death metal" and quit dissing everyone else's music taste. Metal would be so much better if pretentious, fake, know it all fags would go fuck yourselves and burn alive.
User avatar #339 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
and sorry if I make some grammar error, english isnt my mother tongue. but hey, what the fuck ever!
User avatar #337 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
You spew out shit like that and think im just gonna go chill??nop.
Ok, deathcore isnt metal. its so fucking not metal. Its all but metal.
Im not a know it all, and never pretended so. but you make shit up, so it fits your opinion even trough its not.
Its funny, you accuse me of giving metal a bad image, BUT you listen to CORE and call it METAL. But you didnt talked about 1 true metal band. all core.
User avatar #338 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
CORE is metal. God. What the fuck. Cores are just divisions of metal, dumbass. Do you think in order to be fucking metal, you have to have "metal" after the fucking name? What's a fucking "true" metal band then?
User avatar #340 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
ITS FUCKING NOT!!
ITS A TOTALLY DIFFRENT GENRE!!
It comes from death metal, but like all the fucking whatever-core it stands under the core genre.
WHY? cause it has a drum, guitars a bass and a singer singing angrily that makes it metal? nop.
User avatar #341 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
Ummmmmmmm, the lyrical concept of deathcore and death metal is the same. The only things that make it different from death metal are the use of breakdowns, blast beats, more excessive pig squeals, and high AND low screams. That's it. There is no other difference. They're both metal divisions.
User avatar #342 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
[url deleted]
The lyrics themselves are different.
deathcore as high pitch scream and pig squel. thats a deathcorish singing,
and blastbeat are in both genre. WTF?
User avatar #351 - MoreIce (09/10/2011) [-]
Dude, you never once said what YOU consider metal. So since you find it necessary to diss deathcore(which I myself love) what do YOU consider true metal?
#330 - why so serious, bro? Umad cause he's that bitch is never co… 08/11/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -1
#329 - Nop. at all, they actually suck way more. 08/11/2011 on No one likes the pun guy 0
#328 - Rapfag? herp, he dosent like a faggot band, he must be a …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/11/2011 on No one likes the pun guy -2
User avatar #332 - BlauBaer (08/11/2011) [-]
Lol? M favorite bands are Born of Osiris, Carnifex, and Oceano. I think I would know a thing or two about brutal death metal.
User avatar #334 - hamburgerhelper (08/11/2011) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA, OMG!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Ok, so you are THAT type of gigantic faggot?
If you think these are Brutal, you are wrong.
If you think its metal, your wrong.
Its called deathcore AKA shitcore.
Not only its a terrible gender, you can only have 2 look: Skinny fag in jeans with a emo haircur OR fat fuck with a cap.
Also, the nigger of oceano cant sing for shit.
User avatar #335 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
LOL. What the fuck do you listen to? I bet you're one of those pretentiois faggots who likes Metallica and shit and thinks thay evey other metal genre is shit. What is brutal death metal to you?
User avatar #336 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
Pretentious* And also it's called a genre, not a gender, you useless fuck. And metal is metal. Fucking Carnifex sounds sick ass. If you don't think so you can eat a dick. And the lead singer of Oceano can most definitely scream. Deathcore is metal. I happen to like the faster pace, pig squeals, and blast beats. You're just another stupid metalhead who thinks they're the shit. Go listeb to your fucking "brutal death metal" and quit dissing everyone else's music taste. Metal would be so much better if pretentious, fake, know it all fags would go fuck yourselves and burn alive.
User avatar #339 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
and sorry if I make some grammar error, english isnt my mother tongue. but hey, what the fuck ever!
User avatar #337 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
You spew out shit like that and think im just gonna go chill??nop.
Ok, deathcore isnt metal. its so fucking not metal. Its all but metal.
Im not a know it all, and never pretended so. but you make shit up, so it fits your opinion even trough its not.
Its funny, you accuse me of giving metal a bad image, BUT you listen to CORE and call it METAL. But you didnt talked about 1 true metal band. all core.
User avatar #338 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
CORE is metal. God. What the fuck. Cores are just divisions of metal, dumbass. Do you think in order to be fucking metal, you have to have "metal" after the fucking name? What's a fucking "true" metal band then?
User avatar #340 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
ITS FUCKING NOT!!
ITS A TOTALLY DIFFRENT GENRE!!
It comes from death metal, but like all the fucking whatever-core it stands under the core genre.
WHY? cause it has a drum, guitars a bass and a singer singing angrily that makes it metal? nop.
User avatar #341 - BlauBaer (08/12/2011) [-]
Ummmmmmmm, the lyrical concept of deathcore and death metal is the same. The only things that make it different from death metal are the use of breakdowns, blast beats, more excessive pig squeals, and high AND low screams. That's it. There is no other difference. They're both metal divisions.
User avatar #342 - hamburgerhelper (08/12/2011) [-]
[url deleted]
The lyrics themselves are different.
deathcore as high pitch scream and pig squel. thats a deathcorish singing,
and blastbeat are in both genre. WTF?
User avatar #351 - MoreIce (09/10/2011) [-]
Dude, you never once said what YOU consider metal. So since you find it necessary to diss deathcore(which I myself love) what do YOU consider true metal?
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User avatar #1 - leyssens (08/07/2011) [-]
F***ing respecless loser...
User avatar #2 to #1 - hamburgerhelper (08/07/2011) [-]
And what seems to be the problem?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hamburgerhelper (08/07/2011) [-]
HAHA!
THAT GUY??
This whole band is a shame to metal, they had potential and the first 2 album had potential. But its just a shame now, really. If you like real metal or even consider yourself a metalhead theres 2 options: An hero. Now.
Or maybe re-think your whole existence.
The choice is yours!
User avatar #5 to #4 - leyssens (08/07/2011) [-]
You're pathetic...
User avatar #6 to #5 - hamburgerhelper (08/07/2011) [-]
If im pathetic on the "cool scale"... i mean...
Im at least ten time better ******** !
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