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#30 - Not the painting, but what you said. The painting is just …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Education you so funny 0
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (05/22/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, thanks, than
Yeah, I know it´s Dali, but I never really got the appeal in his pictures. Well, tastes differ, I guess.
#26 - i've been waiting many years to see someone on here who actual…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Education you so funny 0
User avatar #33 - inthenameofcake (05/22/2013) [-]
This painting is called Sleep. Not my words, but here's an explanation for you.

“Sleep” is virtually a visual rendering of the body's collapse into sleep, as if it was a collapse into a separate condition of being. Against a deep blue summer sky, a huge disembodied head with eyes dissolved in sleep, hangs suspended over an almost bare landscape. The head is "soft", vulnerable and distorted. And what should be a neck tapers away to drop limply over a crutch. A dog appears on the left, its head in a crutch too, as if half asleep itself.

The head is supported above land by a series of wooden crutches. The mouth, nose and also eyes are all held in place by the crutches, suggesting that the head might collapse if they were removed. Crutches are a familiar motif in Dali’s works. As Dali attests in his book, The Secret Life of Salvador Dali, “I have often imagined the monster of sleep as a heavy, giant head with a tapering body held up by the crutches of reality. When the crutches break we have the sensation of falling.”
User avatar #29 - ljxjlos (05/22/2013) [-]
You´ll have to wait longer, I´m not that educated what this kind of art is concerned. Music, Literature, yes, but this, sadly no...
User avatar #30 - halphas (05/22/2013) [-]
Not the painting, but what you said.
The painting is just Salvador Dali and his usual craziness
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (05/22/2013) [-]
Ah, okay, thanks, than
Yeah, I know it´s Dali, but I never really got the appeal in his pictures. Well, tastes differ, I guess.
#16 - It ****** with my penmanship so much I never went…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Cursive +1
User avatar #28 - hyeroshi (10/13/2012) [-]
I know how you feel. I'm in the same boat :D
#13 - Why, thank you kind sir 10/02/2012 on MOOO 0
#3 - Probably 100% of these "quotes" are taken out of con…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Who said it first? +1
User avatar #4 - reconred (10/01/2012) [-]
Agreed it was humorous.
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#1 - I don't mind reposts from Reddit as long as credit is given. I… 06/17/2012 on Im not sure if this is a... +7
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