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#32 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Morbid for students -57
User avatar #94 - masterboll (08/15/2012) [-]
16 year old detected
#82 - CXJokerXD (08/15/2012) [-]
If you're given everything in life, you're not going to be worth shit when it's taken away.
#71 - uhmazingphil (08/15/2012) [-]
#56 - jrondeau (08/15/2012) [-]
#54 - peskypete (08/15/2012) [-]
You have it made OP, well done!
...Then again, there's no need to be such a giant dick and rub it in everyone's faces.
#53 - mrjazzels has deleted their comment.
#50 - puut (08/15/2012) [-]
#48 - wrinklynewt (08/15/2012) [-]
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#47 - ancientchaos (08/15/2012) [-]
Tell us again about how much better you are than everyone else.
User avatar #37 - scorcho (08/15/2012) [-]
that's called "Being a spoiled brat with wealthy parents"
#472 - haloforever (08/21/2012) [-]
I know it's no consolation whatsoever, but that wasn't me, it was my asshole of a brother, we share the same account, he's 16, i'm 22. and god, he needs to get his shit together, i showed him this BTW, and he started crying. XD
#4 - Genetically engineered super soldiers know dat feel 08/03/2012 on Swimming feels +2
#6 - I thought your core was the majority? i know not weight, but m… 07/15/2012 on Every Day is Upper Body Day #2 0
#13 - Hey bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on The mother of all slaps +31
#24 - mtandy (07/16/2012) [-]
Maradona got to slap another bitch?
#83 - I was thinking the exact same when i read it <3 07/15/2012 on Just shoot me. 0
#20 - Epic win. 07/14/2012 on /sob 0
#3 - Your parents are a bed? >"Theyre bed." 07/13/2012 on Oh gawd... 0
#48 - Bitch, please. 31.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2012 on Like I give a fuck if you... +1
User avatar #297 - serpentineophiliac (07/13/2012) [-]
OH MY SHIZNICKS.
#2 - Rest In Peace Dunn <3 07/12/2012 on Fan level- chaos +3
#90 - This Post makes me sad. Halo Has come a long way. We have a gr… 07/12/2012 on Youtube Win +1
#20 - Happens ALL the time when you turn the Dragon-priest masks in Skyrim. 07/11/2012 on what in the fuck +1
#466 - I'm transforming little sister.... 07/09/2012 on discover your destiny. 0
#2073 - Safe or sorry in my ass 07/09/2012 on In my ass +1
#17 - Sometimes, what the **** happens when you can? 07/08/2012 on So deep -1
#144 - Actually, no, they have fail-safes, if they are left without 1… 07/08/2012 on Morbid for Zombie... 0
#236 - I know this is no consolation, but that was my brother. and i … 07/08/2012 on To our fellow aliens 0
#9 - Russians greatest achievement. 07/08/2012 on Crazy Jump from the 5th Floor 0
#13 - 1. jesus Am No god. 2. WE have driven very few species to …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2012 on To our fellow aliens -14
#236 - haloforever (07/08/2012) [-]
I know this is no consolation, but that was my brother. and i am going to fucking murder him. but I guess its not that bad.
User avatar #53 - derangedberger (07/08/2012) [-]
you Am An idiot.
User avatar #22 - charasmaticjdub (07/08/2012) [-]
This is so bad...
User avatar #20 - thejokerxx (07/08/2012) [-]
Um..what?
#42 - Obviously you don't get it. "Avoid the crack" why wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on Mom's back is okay 0
#76 - serioustroll (07/08/2012) [-]
OHhh i couldnt see charlie sheen. Soz guys
#41 - If Someone always has a pen, Doesn't that mean you would alway…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2012 on In A Perfect World +24
#42 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
Faggot dick licker dont fucking question shit fagfagfagfagfagfagfag
#481 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
Take a fucking note, you swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with
instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss an elephants butt than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
User avatar #246 - phukfaic (07/08/2012) [-]
0/10
#35 - This was in my neighbourhood in holland after the TT. Pretty g… 07/07/2012 on Motorcyclist Riding Like a... 0
#26 - I don't get it...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Mom's back is okay +7
#36 - serioustroll (07/07/2012) [-]
Please tell me you know the fucking saying... If you step on the crack, you will break your mom's back.
#42 - haloforever (07/07/2012) [-]
Obviously you don't get it. "Avoid the crack" why would charlie sheen pass up crack?
#76 - serioustroll (07/08/2012) [-]
OHhh i couldnt see charlie sheen. Soz guys
#24 - What do you mean the internet ruined me? It looks like a … 07/06/2012 on Sleeping dog 0
#54 - Just... Just stop. 07/06/2012 on .....wat? 0
#54 - YEAH :D 07/05/2012 on Was out today when i saw this +1
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#1 - guzshooter (10/24/2011) [-]
ZOMG you singaporean fjer?!?!
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