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halftard

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/09/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23599
Highest Content Rank:#8082
Highest Comment Rank:#8902
Content Thumbs: 791 total,  1154 ,  363
Comment Thumbs: 617 total,  777 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 80 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 160 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 161 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:2
Content Views:103362
Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:251
FJ Points:1433

latest user's comments

#192 - I flipped out more over the iPhone one. 02/12/2013 on First world problems 0
#191 - I love it how the salsa/chip one has a N64 in it. 02/12/2013 on First world problems 0
#86 - foruchan is what she said. 02/12/2013 on Tits or GTFO +4
#4373 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
User avatar #4378 - jasonmaki (02/11/2013) [-]
ah, you have nothing to worry about sir/madam
#9 - Oops. 02/10/2013 on Cover up +1
#4 - Because seven has an extra penis. 02/10/2013 on 7 8 9 0
#3 - I have 5 feet in my backyard and 9 foot snowdrifts up against … 02/10/2013 on Oh Lawd Jesus It's a Blizzard 0
#86 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at … 02/08/2013 on Island Hoppers 0
#412 - I know what the line is I was just saying it in the form that … 02/07/2013 on Girl Gamers 0
#406 - *She'll eat when Hyrule is safe.^  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Girl Gamers 0
User avatar #409 - Alchemyst (02/07/2013) [-]
The line from the comic you are correcting my paraphrase of was "I'll bathe when Hyrule is FREE."

HA! Victory in this pointless match is mine!
User avatar #412 - halftard (02/07/2013) [-]
I know what the line is I was just saying it in the form that you were saying. So I believe that the victory must be re-directed. Sorry to disappoint.
#590 - I still have Mask Of Light on VHS...... 02/01/2013 on Bionicle +2
#16 - I'm sorry but I really enjoyed the original one and I for one … 01/31/2013 on This 0
#6 - Correction. >Anyone Gives Me A Cookie "What d…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Friends vs Best friend +8
#39 - Ken M (01/31/2013) [-]
THATS the THING ABOUT COOKIES FRIENDS~~ U CAN EVEN DOWNLOAD THEM IF U HAVE A CAR THRU S HACKED PHONE~ NAV~ ITS CALLED ~ Mmmmmmm Mmmm. Sharing, yup if THEY WANT 2 ~ BUT WHEN FUNNY JUNK POST THIS (we waited ~watcheddhehe ) ITS CALLED PIRATING~~ THE PERSON INVOLVED IS THE WIFE OF BEE/ PART OWNER OF FUNNY JUNK & MARRIED MAN && GIRLFRIEND DNA/ SLUT OF PAYPIG WATCH TV.. TRICKED HIM. PISTED BARRACUDA/ STOLE $$$ TO STrt biz with others @ chase/ legal ur welcome/ all users good luck Me very wealty soon Been bullied/ beaten u all watched/ u will watch ARREST LIVE SOON IM TOLD/ LUTZ/AMANDA SO MANY NAMES / ALL THEIRS LISTED SOON..
User avatar #40 - dashdashdash (01/31/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #21 - chuckbillrow (01/31/2013) [-]
in my life its more like
>friend gives me a cookie
>that was a lie i stole it
#108 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #2786841 … 01/29/2013 on My first go at a greentext 0
#40 - Yea but no one calls it that. They like to differ from Facebook.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Oh, Tumblr 0
User avatar #42 - joshofsouls (01/26/2013) [-]
Well, some people like to call it a feed, there is no right or wrong, let people call it what they want.
#33 - I'm sorry but it's not your feed. It's your dash. Get it right…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Oh, Tumblr -2
#59 - neededllama (01/27/2013) [-]
I call it that.
User avatar #37 - joshofsouls (01/26/2013) [-]
The Dashboard IS a feed, just like on Facebook.
User avatar #40 - halftard (01/26/2013) [-]
Yea but no one calls it that. They like to differ from Facebook.
User avatar #42 - joshofsouls (01/26/2013) [-]
Well, some people like to call it a feed, there is no right or wrong, let people call it what they want.
#3 - I'm so sorry I wasn't aware of it. I hadn't seen it here so I … 01/20/2013 on Tastes A Bit Funny.... -1
#3 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at … 01/16/2013 on Jim is kill. +1
#36 - You are very welcome. 01/14/2013 on Moar Zach +1
#37 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #2458506 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2013 on Well worth it... -1
User avatar #65 - DrPeppir (01/15/2013) [-]
A transvestite?
#32 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at …  [+] (15 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Moar Zach +181
User avatar #231 - murpmurp (05/29/2013) [-]
i fapped








again
User avatar #211 - weinerdick (01/15/2013) [-]
Yup.
Totally beatin' the shit outta my dick tonight.
#178 - deathzor (01/15/2013) [-]
**deathzor rolled a random image posted in comment #73466 at Friendly ** And I'll just leave this here..
#130 - antitrollingleague (01/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #125 - mistressluna (01/15/2013) [-]
The artist is sssonic2
#101 - anonymousattorney (01/15/2013) [-]
You lucky sonofabitch.
User avatar #87 - makethingsworse (01/15/2013) [-]
fukken saved
#68 - dharkmoswen (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - arstya (01/15/2013) [-]
Oh Marceline, why are you so mean?
#62 - madjik (01/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 - hentailovers (01/14/2013) [-]
i cant look away..
User avatar #35 - doopleganger (01/14/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #36 - halftard (01/14/2013) [-]
You are very welcome.
#34 - nexonman (01/14/2013) [-]
say, thanks
#132 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #47156 a… 01/14/2013 on Accurate -4
#131 - Comment deleted 01/14/2013 on Accurate -1
#72 - Is that a suppository? 01/13/2013 on Steal like a pro +1
#147 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at … 01/09/2013 on Listening to 1D -1
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User avatar #1 - buttermargarine (04/10/2012) [-]
You need to quit your lacking right now.
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