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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:4/09/2012
Last Login:7/04/2014
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Comment Ranking:#21260
Highest Content Rank:#8082
Highest Comment Rank:#8902
Content Thumbs: 790 total,  1152 ,  362
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Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 80 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 154 Comments: Faptastic → Level 155 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:98119
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Total Comments Made:205
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#18 - It's funny because I'm watching that right now. 03/11/2013 on Great Day 0
#51 - When I heard that noise I **** /came in my pants! … 03/08/2013 on finished taser sword 0
#45 - Thank you good sir! A thumb for you! 02/21/2013 on Megan Fox getting groped +2
#41 - I'm gunna have to request a sauce on this one.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Megan Fox getting groped +3
#43 - snapbackcc (02/21/2013) [-]
This is 40.
User avatar #45 - halftard (02/21/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir! A thumb for you!
#121 - But they are now called a gay man....  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Anon = Pig 0
#122 - flixoe (02/20/2013) [-]
Screw you too itemsistration.
#123 - flixoe (02/20/2013) [-]
items turns into items?
#124 - flixoe (02/20/2013) [-]
a d m i n
#88 - YES!!!!! I LOVE YOU gay MAN!!!! No homo. 02/20/2013 on Found on tumbr and had to... +1
#85 - WHAT IS THIS!?!?!? I know it but can't name it!! Please help m…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2013 on Found on tumbr and had to... 0
#86 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Powerthirst.
User avatar #88 - halftard (02/20/2013) [-]
YES!!!!! I LOVE YOU gay MAN!!!! No homo.
#100 - "The first part of grammar is to learn those nine well an… 02/19/2013 on The Dog Ran 0
#2818 - **halftard rolled a random comment #646476 posted by leonh… 02/15/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
#84 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #2767707 … 02/14/2013 on So the Pope is leaving 0
#192 - I flipped out more over the iPhone one. 02/12/2013 on First world problems 0
#191 - I love it how the salsa/chip one has a N64 in it. 02/12/2013 on First world problems 0
#86 - foruchan is what she said. 02/12/2013 on Tits or GTFO +4
#4373 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
User avatar #4378 - jasonmaki (02/11/2013) [-]
ah, you have nothing to worry about sir/madam
#9 - Oops. 02/10/2013 on Cover up +1
#4 - Because seven has an extra penis. 02/10/2013 on 7 8 9 0
#3 - I have 5 feet in my backyard and 9 foot snowdrifts up against … 02/10/2013 on Oh Lawd Jesus It's a Blizzard 0
#86 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #253 at … 02/08/2013 on Island Hoppers 0
#412 - I know what the line is I was just saying it in the form that … 02/07/2013 on Girl Gamers 0
#406 - *She'll eat when Hyrule is safe.^  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Girl Gamers 0
User avatar #409 - Alchemyst (02/07/2013) [-]
The line from the comic you are correcting my paraphrase of was "I'll bathe when Hyrule is FREE."

HA! Victory in this pointless match is mine!
User avatar #412 - halftard (02/07/2013) [-]
I know what the line is I was just saying it in the form that you were saying. So I believe that the victory must be re-directed. Sorry to disappoint.
#590 - I still have Mask Of Light on VHS...... 02/01/2013 on Bionicle +2
#16 - I'm sorry but I really enjoyed the original one and I for one … 01/31/2013 on This 0
#6 - Correction. >Anyone Gives Me A Cookie "What d…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on Friends vs Best friend +8
#39 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
THATS the THING ABOUT COOKIES FRIENDS~~ U CAN EVEN DOWNLOAD THEM IF U HAVE A CAR THRU S HACKED PHONE~ NAV~ ITS CALLED ~ Mmmmmmm Mmmm. Sharing, yup if THEY WANT 2 ~ BUT WHEN FUNNY JUNK POST THIS (we waited ~watcheddhehe ) ITS CALLED PIRATING~~ THE PERSON INVOLVED IS THE WIFE OF BEE/ PART OWNER OF FUNNY JUNK & MARRIED MAN && GIRLFRIEND DNA/ SLUT OF PAYPIG WATCH TV.. TRICKED HIM. PISTED BARRACUDA/ STOLE $$$ TO STrt biz with others @ chase/ legal ur welcome/ all users good luck Me very wealty soon Been bullied/ beaten u all watched/ u will watch ARREST LIVE SOON IM TOLD/ LUTZ/AMANDA SO MANY NAMES / ALL THEIRS LISTED SOON..
User avatar #40 - dashdashdash (01/31/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #21 - chuckbillrow (01/31/2013) [-]
in my life its more like
>friend gives me a cookie
>that was a lie i stole it
#108 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #2786841 … 01/29/2013 on My first go at a greentext 0
#40 - Yea but no one calls it that. They like to differ from Facebook.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Oh, Tumblr 0
User avatar #42 - joshofsouls (01/26/2013) [-]
Well, some people like to call it a feed, there is no right or wrong, let people call it what they want.
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User avatar #1 - buttermargarine (04/10/2012) [-]
You need to quit your lacking right now.
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