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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:4/09/2012
Last Login:7/19/2014
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#19 - You're friend is my hero.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Don't worry I can speak black -4
#40 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
You are friend is my hero.

No.
User avatar #101 - halftard (07/06/2013) [-]
Well fuck.
#13 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #4873567 … 06/30/2013 on DJ KatyRhi 0
#7 - Am I the only one who noticed, what appears to be, broken glas…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2013 on AK - 47 Underwater +34
#51 - thatcool (06/27/2013) [-]
They shot it in a fish tank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5K6YymPe_M
User avatar #40 - viscerys (06/27/2013) [-]
Also notice that the trigger doesn't get pulled.
#35 - fxckyou (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, if i fire a AK47 inside a glassbox i wouldn't mind if it break since it got hit by a bullet...
#31 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
It's because of the massive increase in pressure from the gun firing...
#21 - pwnarn (06/27/2013) [-]
Well you see, firing a bullet out of an aquarium might actually break the glass, crazy right? and also, the vibrations of a fired gun closed up in water 10cm away from glass might even break it, isn't that crazy?
User avatar #24 - vicsix (06/27/2013) [-]
Bullets lose velocity extremely quickly when underwater (see comment #9) so it's not his fault he: can't see the glass in the first place, and might have known that about bullets. The vibrations is most likely what happened like you said.
User avatar #15 - retardedboss (06/27/2013) [-]
Slow Motion of an AK-47 Underwater (Part 1) - Smarter Every Day 95
Smarter every day. Here is some context.
User avatar #10 - thatscrewedupkid (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah the glass breaks, it must have been in an aquarium or something
#13 - Comment deleted 06/27/2013 on Howl's Moving Castle +5
#15 - Does she say 'Someone loves you'? 06/20/2013 on MFW halo never shows the... +1
#188 - **halftard rolls 4,984** 05/31/2013 on Good guy Viggo 0
#32 - Sneakers with a suit is awesome! Have you never seen Doctor Who? 05/29/2013 on This looks stupid.......... 0
#65 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #2188498 … 05/25/2013 on Unbelievably tiny knitted... +1
#77 - And which is better? The U.S. or the U.K. version? 05/22/2013 on Milking a cow 0
#76 - Thank you kind sir! I give you all I can in the form of a thumb. 05/22/2013 on Milking a cow 0
#44 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at H… 05/22/2013 on glorious canine master species 0
#26 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #4419088 …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Milking a cow -1
User avatar #47 - stallwallwriter (05/22/2013) [-]
It's called "Whose line is it anyway?", I'd recommend it.
User avatar #77 - halftard (05/22/2013) [-]
And which is better? The U.S. or the U.K. version?
User avatar #76 - halftard (05/22/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir! I give you all I can in the form of a thumb.
#77 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #2080851 … 05/16/2013 on Best round the world trip! 0
#21 - You sir, are one hilarious mother fucker and I salute you! As … 05/15/2013 on saw this today +1
#10 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on saw this today +1
#16 - bobthedilder (05/15/2013) [-]
You're the symbol of hope I could never be. Your stand against organized reposts is the first legitimate ray of light on FJ in decades. If anyone saw this all of this would be undone and DJ 4DM1N would've died for nothing. You're gonna hold a press conference tomorrow morning. No else will die because of OP.
User avatar #21 - halftard (05/15/2013) [-]
You sir, are one hilarious mother fucker and I salute you! As a gentleman and as a bastard!
#144 - When did House become a metalhead? 05/15/2013 on dat ass, better be... 0
#47 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #3592953 … 05/14/2013 on He's Not Spider Pig Anymore 0
#257 - Hahaha I was kinda referring to her in general. And she looks … 05/11/2013 on someone asks what i did... +1
#252 - Dude, it dosen't matter what age she is in the gif, she is sti…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on someone asks what i did... +1
User avatar #255 - cthumoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh, if you weren't referring to the GIF then yeah lol
User avatar #257 - halftard (05/11/2013) [-]
Hahaha I was kinda referring to her in general. And she looks at least 14 in that gif.
#250 - Yea but I'm 16 as well so I don't see a problem.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2013 on someone asks what i did... 0
#251 - cthumoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh 16, she's prolly 14 on here... you're in the safe zone I guess
User avatar #252 - halftard (05/11/2013) [-]
Dude, it dosen't matter what age she is in the gif, she is still 16 and hot as hell. But I would never have a chance with her.
User avatar #255 - cthumoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh, if you weren't referring to the GIF then yeah lol
User avatar #257 - halftard (05/11/2013) [-]
Hahaha I was kinda referring to her in general. And she looks at least 14 in that gif.
#244 - God damn is she hot. I would love to date her. And I can say t…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2013 on someone asks what i did... +3
User avatar #249 - cthumoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah but... what age is she here? sure she's 16 now but 12 and 17 is still dodgy pasta
User avatar #250 - halftard (05/11/2013) [-]
Yea but I'm 16 as well so I don't see a problem.
#251 - cthumoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh 16, she's prolly 14 on here... you're in the safe zone I guess
User avatar #252 - halftard (05/11/2013) [-]
Dude, it dosen't matter what age she is in the gif, she is still 16 and hot as hell. But I would never have a chance with her.
User avatar #255 - cthumoo (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh, if you weren't referring to the GIF then yeah lol
User avatar #257 - halftard (05/11/2013) [-]
Hahaha I was kinda referring to her in general. And she looks at least 14 in that gif.
#165 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at … 04/28/2013 on Cage Match +21
#86 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #150 at … 04/26/2013 on Watermelon cutting 0
#40 - **halftard rolled a random comment #53225 posted by spiral… 04/26/2013 on Don't be that guy. 0
#418 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at W… 04/26/2013 on Moon Moon 0
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User avatar #1 - buttermargarine (04/10/2012) [-]
You need to quit your lacking right now.
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