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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/09/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
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#129 - **halftard rolled image ** Anyone else notice how the kid o… 11/16/2014 on Safety First 0
#72 - **halftard rolled image ** The tongue just kept going... 11/05/2014 on hey, wake up 0
#86 - **halftard rolled image ** 11/03/2014 on oh /b/ 0
#31 - **halftard rolled image ** This is what I would say. 11/03/2014 on Ebola 0
#98 - MFW I saw those pancakes. 11/02/2014 on In god we trust +12
#60 - I read that as Playing a game with no leg...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Playing a game with no lag. +2
#71 - isabitofaplonker (10/26/2014) [-]
Go fuck yer self.
#588 - I'm poor. Please donate games. 10/22/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... 0
#46 - But tumblr hasn't really done anything. They are neutral on th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Poor /pol/... 0
User avatar #47 - grimsho (09/25/2014) [-]
It's the breeding ground that has incubated the crazies like Zoe and those who support her.
#120 - I read vouch as couch and was convinced the v was lying to me.… 04/25/2014 on I can vouch for this 0
#25 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #3464621 … 09/03/2013 on Where will you be when the... 0
#53 - **** . 08/28/2013 on The level 0s +2
#52 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #3505418 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on The level 0s +1
User avatar #53 - halftard (08/28/2013) [-]
Fuck.
#70 - How the **** does that even work? 08/20/2013 on Same. 0
#28 - Looks like an Ewok.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Same. 0
User avatar #61 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2013) [-]
So does your mom, lol.
User avatar #70 - halftard (08/20/2013) [-]
How the fuck does that even work?
#7 - MR. MCGIBBLETS!!!!!!! 08/19/2013 on Brace yourselfs. +1
#74 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at … 08/19/2013 on Waking up from that... 0
#53 - What is the original GIF from?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Tough Luck Naughty Dog 0
User avatar #67 - xxenriquejuansonxx (08/16/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, it's Encino Man
#101 - Well **** . 07/06/2013 on Don't worry I can speak black +1
#19 - You're friend is my hero.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Don't worry I can speak black -4
#40 - anonymous (07/06/2013) [-]
You are friend is my hero.

No.
User avatar #101 - halftard (07/06/2013) [-]
Well fuck.
#13 - **halftard rolled a random image posted in comment #4873567 … 06/30/2013 on DJ KatyRhi 0
#7 - Am I the only one who noticed, what appears to be, broken glas…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2013 on AK - 47 Underwater +34
#51 - thatcool (06/27/2013) [-]
They shot it in a fish tank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5K6YymPe_M
User avatar #40 - viscerys (06/27/2013) [-]
Also notice that the trigger doesn't get pulled.
#35 - fxckyou (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, if i fire a AK47 inside a glassbox i wouldn't mind if it break since it got hit by a bullet...
#31 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
It's because of the massive increase in pressure from the gun firing...
#21 - pwnarn (06/27/2013) [-]
Well you see, firing a bullet out of an aquarium might actually break the glass, crazy right? and also, the vibrations of a fired gun closed up in water 10cm away from glass might even break it, isn't that crazy?
User avatar #24 - vicsix (06/27/2013) [-]
Bullets lose velocity extremely quickly when underwater (see comment #9) so it's not his fault he: can't see the glass in the first place, and might have known that about bullets. The vibrations is most likely what happened like you said.
User avatar #15 - retardedboss (06/27/2013) [-]
Slow Motion of an AK-47 Underwater (Part 1) - Smarter Every Day 95
Smarter every day. Here is some context.
User avatar #10 - thatscrewedupkid (06/27/2013) [-]
yeah the glass breaks, it must have been in an aquarium or something
#13 - Comment deleted 06/27/2013 on Howl's Moving Castle +5
#15 - Does she say 'Someone loves you'? 06/20/2013 on MFW halo never shows the... +1
#188 - **halftard rolls 4,984** 05/31/2013 on Good guy Viggo 0
#32 - Sneakers with a suit is awesome! Have you never seen Doctor Who? 05/29/2013 on This looks stupid.......... 0
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User avatar #1 - buttermargarine (04/10/2012) [-]
You need to quit your lacking right now.
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