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#192 - improbable (14 hours ago) [-]
nobody could live like that, the reason we are where we are is because individualism, u can build a time machine and live in nazi germany or the soviet union if thats how u really feel, or go to china i hear its still crappy from the communist party.
#337 - teevee (10 hours ago) [-]
if you're a christian and you're only looking for money and shit, you're in the wrong. from what i know of the bible, there was at least one time when it said that god won't just do shit for you, and it makes sense: god himself never "advertises" to make you rich or famous or grant wishes. you can fool others and even yourself, but in the end if you're not genuinely looking to be a good person for nothing in return, you're not going to heaven. i can imagine the paradoxical nature of being rewarded for not wanting a reward and recognizing schools of thought but not acting upon them takes a lot of mental strength, but since it's so "close" to us in the western world, we can only see it as another "hurr durr hamburgers muh freedoms white people" kind of thing.
#191 - holycrapimacupcake (14 hours ago) [-]
Then you don't know what Christianity is meant to be. It's not some dude sitting up on stage for two hours while you just sit there and nod your head. It's being a decent fucking person, it's seeing someone in need and going to help them. If a pastor asks for money for the church and nothing comes out of you tithe hen you may wanna consider swapping churches. But then what do I know, I only come from a line of ministers.
#224 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
And you realize how ridiculous it sounds to anyone outside the religion.
When you have ten people, all with different interpretations saying "Look here, it says so in the Bible. All these other guys got it wrong", and none of them are willing to accept that their book is open to interpretation, it just feels like they all live in their own little bubble, completely unaware of the outside world.
#231 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
It makes it very hard to take any of them seriously. I've talked to maybe one christian who admitted that his (church's) interpretation of the bible might not be the right one.
"Well just read it and you'll see that I'm right" is what they say, clearly missing the point completely.
So stuck in their mindset of "I'm right, they're wrong", you can't even have a discussion with them.
#194 - popeflatus (14 hours ago) [-]
Now you're also claiming that Christianity is 'meant' to be a certain way? How can you demonstrate this?
There are so many different interpretations of the Bible, and even different versions as well. On top of all of this there is no evidence to support the existence of this god whatsoever.
#195 - holycrapimacupcake (14 hours ago) [-]
You already have it in yourin that I'm wrong and you're right. I see no reason to waste my time trying to prove it to you. But in all the vastness of the universe, I don't think believing in any form of God is too out of the question, we have no clue what could be out there.
#204 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
No. I'm saying that you're making claims that need evidence to be believed. The default position on any claim is that it must be deomonstrated for it to be considered true.
It's like if I claimed the moon was made of cheese and then when you strongly doubted that claim I decided that
'You already have it in yourin that I'm wrong and you're right. I see no reason to waste my time trying to prove it to you.'
Claims without evidence are dismissed.
#215 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
I'll admit, some of the stuff said in the church can be a little far fetched, I'm not one of those super Christians who sits there hating on gays, or whines about the world going to hell. I actually get out there and help better my community, if I need to pray or read someone a scripture, of they want me to that is, then so be it.
#223 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm happy you do good things but if you weren't a Christian you'd still be a good person. My point is more about believing in things that we know aren't true and enabling people to control the masses by appealing to these beliefs. We know that the Bible has been used to endorse war, slavery and genocide to name a few and then later can be reinterpreted.
It's much better to find the truth than to decide upon it in advance.
#230 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
I have seen a fair few things happen that reaffirm my faith, I've seen fingers grow back, I've seen a one yar old girl get healed of a brain tumor, hell my mother has seen a man drop kick a dead baby and it came back to life in the mothers arms, then again that last one does sound a little far fetched. Anyways, I belive what I believe based on what I see, and you belive what you belive based on what you have seen, is it always gonna coincide? Fuck no it ain't, but I have seen some shit man, but I'm not gonna go out there and be like Westboro, of people want to convert then I'll gladly help them along the journey.
#236 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
See, with claims like involve extraordinary factors, like people coming back to life, extraordinary evidence would be required. Fingers don't grow back. Brain tumors can disappear without prayer. And saying people coming back from the dead needs strong evidence to support it because there are no real examples of that happening. It's an extraordinary claim.
You may have thought you witnessed a miracle but unfortunately these things get explained generally by people misinterpreting what they're really seeing.
#233 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
"I've seen fingers grow back"
Livers grow back all the time.
" I've seen a one yar old girl get healed of a brain tumor"
This sometimes happens. We don't really know why.
"my mother has seen a man drop kick a dead baby and it came back to life in the mothers arms"
Did a doctor pronounce it dead? Was it warm and dead?
In all the time christianity (or any other religion) has existed, none such claims have been verified. Don't you find that odd?
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