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#49 - In the us wind and water dont contribute dick! What about Chin… 4 hours ago on People r dumb 0
#37 - **hairysmellyanus used "*roll picture*"** **hairysmellyanus…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on I feel kind of crazy but... +5
User avatar #39 - demandsgayversion (4 hours ago) [-]
That shit's weird.
#42 - **hairysmellyanus used "*roll picture*"** **hairysmellyanus…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on People r dumb +1
User avatar #47 - MrJakkadakka (9 hours ago) [-]
Wind and water are renewable sources though.
User avatar #49 - hairysmellyanus (4 hours ago) [-]
In the us wind and water dont contribute dick! What about China? tell me how much wind they use. like fucking none.
#34 - Where does electricity come from? Coal and other natural resources!  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on People r dumb 0
#45 - knedel (11 hours ago) [-]
That is correct, but that was before they found out about the following well known fact:
Flying Horse - Gatorrada (Cat-Toast)
now everything is powered by this amazing invention.
User avatar #36 - MrJakkadakka (12 hours ago) [-]
Son, you better hope you ain't that stupid.
#42 - hairysmellyanus (11 hours ago) [-]
**hairysmellyanus used "*roll picture*"**
**hairysmellyanus rolled image**Ok so electricity isnt derived from our natural resources?
User avatar #47 - MrJakkadakka (9 hours ago) [-]
Wind and water are renewable sources though.
User avatar #49 - hairysmellyanus (4 hours ago) [-]
In the us wind and water dont contribute dick! What about China? tell me how much wind they use. like fucking none.
#48 - How does this get thumbs? 13 hours ago on With Age, Comes Humiliation. +3
#9 - The lighting in his pictures is just so different than the one… 13 hours ago on The man with all his... 0
#4 - Yeah I do that **** . Then I think of some top cringe fr…  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on I feel kind of crazy but... +183
#46 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**This shit is so real. All the cringe that could have been avoided
User avatar #26 - feindmachines (6 hours ago) [-]
true, that shit is the worst, and you start to think "was i even fucking thinking? am i retarded?"
#50 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
Ye! Have you ever wondered if you are retarded but noone wants to tell you cause you will get sad
User avatar #86 - feindmachines (1 hour ago) [-]
i would get pissed that they didn't tell me i was being a fucktard, i kinda go off of feedback so i make it clear that if they aren't feeling what i'm saying to call me out on it, since almost all my opinions i bullshit on the spot anyway so i really don't care to "make a point."
#41 - yuichka (4 hours ago) [-]
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#64 - I'm really glad I'm looking at that picture through the xray machine. 15 hours ago on how 0
#151 - The reason that athiests never seem to shutup about athiesm is…  [+] (32 new replies) 15 hours ago on ricky -6
#192 - improbable (14 hours ago) [-]
implying that purpose in life is the collective society

nobody could live like that, the reason we are where we are is because individualism, u can build a time machine and live in nazi germany or the soviet union if thats how u really feel, or go to china i hear its still crappy from the communist party.
User avatar #174 - teevee (14 hours ago) [-]
that's not what religion's about. people don't go to church and have a priest just yell "YOOO THERES THIS GENIE CALLED GOD AND HE GRANTS ALL UR WISHES ALL U HAVE TO DO IS GIVE ME MONEY" at them.
#185 - popeflatus (14 hours ago) [-]
If you break it down that is actually a large part of it.
User avatar #187 - holycrapimacupcake (14 hours ago) [-]
No not really. If all a pastor does is ask for money then your church is doing it wrong. My church only asks for tithe when they need it, like when they want to join together to help pay someone's medical bill, or when we need.to build a new building.
#190 - popeflatus (14 hours ago) [-]
You say they're doing it wrong but that is just your opinion. There are some 41,000 different versions of Christianity most think that they are the correct version.
User avatar #210 - shaunata (13 hours ago) [-]
Christianity is meant to be a relationship, and love for jesus christ and god and worshipping of him. Not a selfish, one sided, give me everything you want.
#214 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
As I've been saying for the last few responses above this, that is your interpretation and is not shared by everyone who claims to be Christian.
User avatar #337 - teevee (10 hours ago) [-]
if you're a christian and you're only looking for money and shit, you're in the wrong. from what i know of the bible, there was at least one time when it said that god won't just do shit for you, and it makes sense: god himself never "advertises" to make you rich or famous or grant wishes. you can fool others and even yourself, but in the end if you're not genuinely looking to be a good person for nothing in return, you're not going to heaven. i can imagine the paradoxical nature of being rewarded for not wanting a reward and recognizing schools of thought but not acting upon them takes a lot of mental strength, but since it's so "close" to us in the western world, we can only see it as another "hurr durr hamburgers muh freedoms white people" kind of thing.
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User avatar #191 - holycrapimacupcake (14 hours ago) [-]
Then you don't know what Christianity is meant to be. It's not some dude sitting up on stage for two hours while you just sit there and nod your head. It's being a decent fucking person, it's seeing someone in need and going to help them. If a pastor asks for money for the church and nothing comes out of you tithe hen you may wanna consider swapping churches. But then what do I know, I only come from a line of ministers.
User avatar #203 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
"My version of Christianity is the right one"
-Every christian ever.
User avatar #207 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
And this is why I don't like some atheists, you look and you nitpick.
User avatar #213 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
Do you disagree that all christians say this?
User avatar #219 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
Personally, wouldn't say all of them. I've heard that prespitarians keep to themselves. But yes, a fair few of them do try and pass this off, my self included in the context there.
User avatar #224 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
And you realize how ridiculous it sounds to anyone outside the religion.

When you have ten people, all with different interpretations saying "Look here, it says so in the Bible. All these other guys got it wrong", and none of them are willing to accept that their book is open to interpretation, it just feels like they all live in their own little bubble, completely unaware of the outside world.
User avatar #227 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
That's why I don't go and shove it down people's throats. They wanna listen to what the good book says, at least the one I read most cause some of these are a little too...preachy, then alright. But yes, I can see how it freaks some people iut.
User avatar #231 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
It makes it very hard to take any of them seriously. I've talked to maybe one christian who admitted that his (church's) interpretation of the bible might not be the right one.

"Well just read it and you'll see that I'm right" is what they say, clearly missing the point completely.
So stuck in their mindset of "I'm right, they're wrong", you can't even have a discussion with them.
User avatar #232 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
Well yeah, we have multiple version of the bible, some seem a little...off...some seem alright, really all that matters is what you get out of reading it.
User avatar #234 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm talking about the same version.
Different interpretations of literally the same words.
#194 - popeflatus (14 hours ago) [-]
Now you're also claiming that Christianity is 'meant' to be a certain way? How can you demonstrate this?

There are so many different interpretations of the Bible, and even different versions as well. On top of all of this there is no evidence to support the existence of this god whatsoever.
User avatar #195 - holycrapimacupcake (14 hours ago) [-]
You already have it in yourin that I'm wrong and you're right. I see no reason to waste my time trying to prove it to you. But in all the vastness of the universe, I don't think believing in any form of God is too out of the question, we have no clue what could be out there.
#204 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
No. I'm saying that you're making claims that need evidence to be believed. The default position on any claim is that it must be deomonstrated for it to be considered true.

It's like if I claimed the moon was made of cheese and then when you strongly doubted that claim I decided that

'You already have it in yourin that I'm wrong and you're right. I see no reason to waste my time trying to prove it to you.'

Claims without evidence are dismissed.
User avatar #208 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
It's a bit hard for me to explain really, I'm no minister, he'll I'd get my father on her but then he'd see FJ and we can't have that can we?
#211 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
We can't have that indeed, but if you believe in things without good evidence then you should really think about why you believe them and not be afraid to change your mind if you the religious arguments no longer compelling.
User avatar #215 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
I'll admit, some of the stuff said in the church can be a little far fetched, I'm not one of those super Christians who sits there hating on gays, or whines about the world going to hell. I actually get out there and help better my community, if I need to pray or read someone a scripture, of they want me to that is, then so be it.
#223 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm happy you do good things but if you weren't a Christian you'd still be a good person. My point is more about believing in things that we know aren't true and enabling people to control the masses by appealing to these beliefs. We know that the Bible has been used to endorse war, slavery and genocide to name a few and then later can be reinterpreted.

It's much better to find the truth than to decide upon it in advance.
User avatar #230 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
I have seen a fair few things happen that reaffirm my faith, I've seen fingers grow back, I've seen a one yar old girl get healed of a brain tumor, hell my mother has seen a man drop kick a dead baby and it came back to life in the mothers arms, then again that last one does sound a little far fetched. Anyways, I belive what I believe based on what I see, and you belive what you belive based on what you have seen, is it always gonna coincide? Fuck no it ain't, but I have seen some shit man, but I'm not gonna go out there and be like Westboro, of people want to convert then I'll gladly help them along the journey.
#236 - popeflatus (13 hours ago) [-]
See, with claims like involve extraordinary factors, like people coming back to life, extraordinary evidence would be required. Fingers don't grow back. Brain tumors can disappear without prayer. And saying people coming back from the dead needs strong evidence to support it because there are no real examples of that happening. It's an extraordinary claim.

You may have thought you witnessed a miracle but unfortunately these things get explained generally by people misinterpreting what they're really seeing.
User avatar #233 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
"I've seen fingers grow back"
Livers grow back all the time.

" I've seen a one yar old girl get healed of a brain tumor"
This sometimes happens. We don't really know why.

"my mother has seen a man drop kick a dead baby and it came back to life in the mothers arms"
Did a doctor pronounce it dead? Was it warm and dead?


In all the time christianity (or any other religion) has existed, none such claims have been verified. Don't you find that odd?
User avatar #237 - holycrapimacupcake (13 hours ago) [-]
You know the other guy is being pretty civil about this, you're just being an ass.
User avatar #238 - testaburger (13 hours ago) [-]
How am I being an ass?
User avatar #306 - renespar (10 hours ago) [-]
well, I mean your profile picture is....

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User avatar #44 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question
User avatar #45 to #44 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah
User avatar #46 to #45 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i play items quite a bit and was curious if you see no use in your fj points if i could have them
it would help me out quite Alot.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah i've done this before, send pic of your boobs to me and an item request. If you're a dude tough **** .
User avatar #49 to #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
would a pic of my hoohaa work?
User avatar #51 to #50 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
i put that so guys dont hop on my tits on here
User avatar #52 to #51 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
all right then pic of the hoohaa like a marine
User avatar #48 to #47 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
I do indeed have boobs.
#42 - giffythetoad (12/30/2014) [-]
Nice name.
#40 - missingmouse (12/30/2014) [-]
Fanny. Look it's yew.
#41 to #40 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Yew you say?
User avatar #35 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
u smell like a hairy anus
User avatar #36 to #35 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
you smell like oprah's taint.
User avatar #37 to #36 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
what is oprah's taint?
User avatar #39 to #38 - aherorising (08/25/2014) [-]
mmm bby I smell so gud
User avatar #24 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Do you trade items?
User avatar #25 to #24 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
yes send me pics of your boobs and i will give you whatever item you want
User avatar #29 to #25 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Can I have now please??
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User avatar #28 to #26 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
LOL send item request
User avatar #27 to #26 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Delete afterwards please.
User avatar #31 to #27 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
i didnt think it would be that easy.
User avatar #32 to #31 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Ehh no one will know what my face looks like anyways or who I am in person.
User avatar #33 to #32 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
true. and they are pretty nice
User avatar #34 to #33 - angelooo (07/22/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #30 to #27 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
send the request
#23 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #22 to #21 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #20 to #19 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
you actually did it. Think of how far this is getting your sex life
User avatar #14 - llilium (06/19/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #15 to #14 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Nice erection
User avatar #17 to #15 - llilium (06/19/2014) [-]
I thought no one would notice D :
User avatar #18 to #17 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
i have eyes for cock like a hawk
User avatar #13 - abstractpink (06/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #13 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
thank god i dont own any tall buildings.
User avatar #8 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #9 to #8 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
nice weiner
User avatar #10 to #9 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
thanks
I grew it myself
User avatar #11 to #10 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
well i would hope so
User avatar #12 to #11 - joshlol (05/04/2014) [-]
all natural too
100% organic
User avatar #5 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
snce you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
request a trade or whatever i don't give a ****
User avatar #7 to #6 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, i didn't realise.
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, man it's cool. I hope you get your rank back.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mudkipfucker (08/18/2013) [-]
thanks for the support, it shouldn't take me long
User avatar #4 to #3 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ph anact isn't funny anyways.
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