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User avatar #45 - VikiIsAwsum ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
it sounds like I'm doomed then I was hoping it would just be a minor case of hemochromotosis or a sprained sinus. Maybe if I hurry to the doctor they can still do an emergency endoscopy or hairplugs.
User avatar #46 to #45 - hairyjonson (03/06/2014) [-]
hopefully go to the dentist they know more about that hopefully all you need is a hairplug
User avatar #47 to #46 - VikiIsAwsum ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
Hope so!!! I don't much fancy being in an iron lung for the rest of my life when my ******* develops muscular dystrophy and sends me into a diabetic coma
User avatar #48 to #47 - hairyjonson (03/06/2014) [-]
yea the iron lung suck last time i fell from a tree i had to be in there for three days i got to see the back side of my right brain but then the but vics on it and put it in a cast because i broke it
User avatar #49 to #48 - VikiIsAwsum ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
oooo... yikes. My mother had typhoid because of a splinter. Its usually accompanied by violent diarrhea and lockjaw. She died a few days later

but she got better
User avatar #3 - comradegeneral (10/18/2013) [-]
So you wana talk, do you ?

Let's talk, pick up a theme.
User avatar #24 to #3 - hairyjonson (10/26/2013) [-]
it would not let me reply to your last comment
but i got it for the xbox 360 and most of the things i do is most of the time with buddy's
User avatar #25 to #24 - comradegeneral (10/26/2013) [-]
How much time do you have after school or after work?

I work about 9 hours or 8:30 each day. There isn't mucht time for hobbys and buddies during the week only at the weekends.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hairyjonson (10/28/2013) [-]
well i have class from 8 to 3 every day except the weekend then i work 6 to 5 on the weekends
User avatar #27 to #26 - comradegeneral (10/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't piss you of that you work at the weekends ?
User avatar #28 to #27 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
nopewere i live there no club so me and my friends just hang out and drink at night
User avatar #29 to #28 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
I live preety close to a city, night clubs, bars, Schisha-bars, cinemas, theater and such things.

My friends and i usually drink in different bars and walk a bit around the city.
But i also enjoy just sitting home and doing nothing.
User avatar #30 to #29 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well i hang out with nothing but what people call redneck i'm Mexican but they call me wet-neck we most of the time just make a fire and drink ride four wheelers or if we get together early we go to Houston and go clubbing there but it wierd walking it to clubs with boots and wranglers and every body just stares at us. it funny to because most of the time we go in our trucks there always full of mud. one time this dude in a vette pulled into a parking space we were going get we just got out and covered his car in mud
User avatar #31 to #30 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
LOL.

When i go to the city with my pals i usually put on a lether Jacket, my friends always say that i look like a Thug, robber, ****** or something like that because i have "sinister eyes" .

Once we were in the Mc Donalds at late night, when i wanted to pull out my wallet ( wich was in the inside pocket of my jacket) she just jumped one meter away from me and looked wide-eyed.

She fought that i would pull out a gun or a knife.

My friends laughed there ass off.

Things like that happen often to me, i was once in the shower of a Camp, and some guy just banged on the door and yelled around if any other shower is free, so when i finished and opend the door he sayd "about ******* ti.....":

I am 1.95 meters or 2m tall and he was about 1.75 or somehing. He standed there about a minute and sayd "Sorry".

It was ankward because i standed half ***** there and everybody expceted that i flip out or do something else.

2 meters are 6.56 feet.

#32 to #31 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well that me 6'2" with my boots im not the scariest but i handle my own. i dress like that most of the time
#33 to #32 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow i guess you are taller than me.
You look good by the way mate.

Thats me, i don't think that i am the scariest, it are just the clothes that make to that what peopel think i am.
User avatar #34 to #33 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
with out them im 6' even and thanks you dont look bad your self but tell you the truth that hat make you look like a mugger but that just me i guess i really dont see those hats around her it to hot for them except during winter.
User avatar #36 to #34 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
I aint no mugger.
User avatar #38 to #36 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
i didnt think so
User avatar #35 to #34 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
How hot is it there usually ?

Is it in winter colder than here in switzerland ?
User avatar #37 to #35 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well this summer it got to 114 degrees Fahrenheit and winters get to about 30 degrees Fahrenheit that's a little under the freezing point
User avatar #39 to #37 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
30 deegress fahrenheit ? That is -1 celsius.

In winter its usually here -2 to -6.

It gets much colder if you go too the alps.

Maybe this is a bit roughly asked but how do the peopel threat you. I mean you are a immigrant like me, did some teachers or school mates were a bit, well "unfriendly" when they knew that you are from mexico?
User avatar #40 to #39 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
not at all most of the Texas hates outsiders is false. my graduating class was 52 people big but each and every one of us got along great i still hang out with a bunch of them. the only thing that really separates people here is mostly what your in to. i will say this if you are living on food stamps and welfare and not trying to get a job you are frowned upon here that most of our black people
User avatar #41 to #40 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't know how thinks are in america or texas.
So black peopel are realy like that in the USA ? i fought its just the internet that makes them look bad.

Switzerland i a nice country but i cannot say that i didn't had some racist teachers.

Europe is getting flooded with immigrants from africa, the near eastern and other countries from europe itself. Switzerland espacially.

Switzerland is mostly filled with Albanians, Turks, and EX-Yugoslavians like me.
Many other immigrans don't have much respect in the country that allows them to live here. Some of them are very un-polite and sayd that there own country is much better than switzerland and that the swiss peopel don't have any "Honor". Some even wan't the sharia law here, in a country that has a big Cross on its flag.

They also kinda mop the swiss peopel, they say they get treaded better than we immigrants just because they are swiss peopel. Most of the swiss peopel are good.


User avatar #42 to #41 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well not all are like that but most were i live are they but there not the only ones there are not the only ones
User avatar #43 to #42 - comradegeneral (11/03/2013) [-]
Same here mate.
Sorry for the late response.
User avatar #44 to #43 - hairyjonson (11/03/2013) [-]
its cool hows work man
User avatar #4 to #3 - hairyjonson (10/19/2013) [-]
what kind of music do you listen to
User avatar #5 to #4 - comradegeneral (10/19/2013) [-]
From Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky and his Overteur from 1812 too rammstein. I listen to all kinds of musics, Linkin Park, Billiy Talent, Kavinsky, Mozart and others.

You? What do you listen too?
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairyjonson (10/19/2013) [-]
**** same from ratt to major lazor to 5 finger death punch to brad praisly it all depends on my mood
#7 to #6 - comradegeneral (10/19/2013) [-]
Thats cool, what do you like to eat like your favorite meal.

Mine is Gulasch or Karađorđeva šnicla.
User avatar #8 to #7 - hairyjonson (10/19/2013) [-]
oh i like tacos de lengua or tongue yes i am mexican you
User avatar #9 to #8 - comradegeneral (10/19/2013) [-]
I am a Serbian who lives in switzerland, i am born here and i like Swiss and the swiss peopel. Yea i am an immigrant to, i work in a Company wich makes part for humans, when you arm is broken we make this metal parts so it will be fixed. It is actually a ***** job or better to say i work so ****** .

How about you where do you work?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hairyjonson (10/20/2013) [-]
oh my dad has his own company i help on the week ends because i go to college
but we remodel houses
User avatar #11 to #10 - comradegeneral (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh thats cool, how much money do you make?

Also, what do you do on the college?
User avatar #12 to #11 - hairyjonson (10/20/2013) [-]
well the two days i work i make 200 but that's more of am allowance to me

and im going for computer maintenance tec
User avatar #13 to #12 - comradegeneral (10/20/2013) [-]
Nice i wish i could do the same.

I dream of becoming an Historian, archaeologist or just something that has to do with our past or present.

But well as i sayd, it is a dream.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hairyjonson (10/21/2013) [-]
hey i wanna study dinosaurs and save a little money and you could and does Switzerland give student aid for those going to college
User avatar #15 to #14 - comradegeneral (10/21/2013) [-]
If only, the school systeme here isn't the best, and they even removed one year from school, that was the 10th school year it was for those who couldn't find a job or couldn't go to the University.

The systeme is complletly different here, i don't even know what you do in college. We don't have that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hairyjonson (10/21/2013) [-]
well in college it like regular school but more specific on what you wanna do.
like a car mechanic would study motors and a air craft pilot would study what all the gauges mean. like im into computers so im studying all the hardware like the hard-drive, RAM, ROM , the cpu and other thing that go into a computer
User avatar #17 to #16 - comradegeneral (10/22/2013) [-]
Hm, that is what i do. It is called "Lehre" we work 4 days in the week in a company and 1 day in school. I am a produktionmechanick. The last 2 year where you are in the normal school (8th and 9th grade) you use this time to find a "Lehre". I think it is called apprenticeship in the USA.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hairyjonson (10/22/2013) [-]
well its internship and that what i need my last semester to graduate it ensure we have some connection with companys when we graduate
#19 to #18 - comradegeneral (10/23/2013) [-]
Enough about jobs and school. let's talk about politic, if you wan't.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hairyjonson (10/23/2013) [-]
i really have no say because i didn't vote. and i really try to stay out of all that
User avatar #21 to #20 - comradegeneral (10/24/2013) [-]
Hm, sooo let's talk about hobbys, movies, anime etc.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hairyjonson (10/25/2013) [-]
well i just got gta5 so i use to go trail riding on my bike i played soccer and i like going kayaking and fishing and you
#23 to #22 - comradegeneral (10/25/2013) [-]
I wana buy it for PC, and well thats it i don't have any real hobbys.

except for hanging around with my friends at the weekend.

I am also reading a book called Metro 2034, they made 2 game of it.
#1 - maxl ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I got permabanned so i can only post all 99999 min on the same page
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairyjonson (10/16/2013) [-]
mind if we text
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