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#10 - see that two problems solved right there we are the future 05/07/2014 on Bill Nye The Eye Contact Guy +1
#8 - well that solves the overpopulation issue right there  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Bill Nye The Eye Contact Guy +6
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2014) [-]
maybe they should just kill each other off faster then... two birds with one stone kinda thing....
User avatar #10 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
see that two problems solved right there we are the future
#1 - thats the most metal **** i ever heard  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Bar adventures, please read... 0
User avatar #4 - dawggz (05/07/2014) [-]
Part two will be out shortly.
#12 - i like that she thought about her moms feeling first 05/07/2014 on ah kids…. +26
#98 - **** odessa 05/07/2014 on Pickle 0
#116 - si we can but last time i played i got to green so im not…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. 0
User avatar #221 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
I Got damalisised last time
#227 - hairyjonson (05/08/2014) [-]
that ok
#229 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
i gess
#90 - what if we fun together  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +1
#91 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
can we plai calvin ball
User avatar #116 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
si we can
but last time i played i got to green so im not that good
User avatar #221 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
I Got damalisised last time
#227 - hairyjonson (05/08/2014) [-]
that ok
#229 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
i gess
#88 - i do all the time  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +1
#89 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
i will
#90 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
what if we fun together
#91 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
can we plai calvin ball
User avatar #116 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
si we can
but last time i played i got to green so im not that good
User avatar #221 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
I Got damalisised last time
#227 - hairyjonson (05/08/2014) [-]
that ok
#229 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
i gess
#7 - Ralph S. mouse The S is for smart 05/07/2014 on what's going on +2
#81 - i dont know what to respond to that Go have fun?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +1
#87 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
I WIL WILL U???????
#88 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
i do all the time
#89 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
i will
#90 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
what if we fun together
#91 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
can we plai calvin ball
User avatar #116 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
si we can
but last time i played i got to green so im not that good
User avatar #221 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
I Got damalisised last time
#227 - hairyjonson (05/08/2014) [-]
that ok
#229 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
i gess
#76 - you engish gooder than me i know it wrong calm your …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2014 on I really need to take a shit. +1
User avatar #78 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
i will calm shit
#81 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
i dont know what to respond to that
Go have fun?
#87 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
I WIL WILL U???????
#88 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
i do all the time
#89 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
i will
#90 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
what if we fun together
#91 - batmanisarabbit (05/07/2014) [-]
can we plai calvin ball
User avatar #116 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [-]
si we can
but last time i played i got to green so im not that good
User avatar #221 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
I Got damalisised last time
#227 - hairyjonson (05/08/2014) [-]
that ok
#229 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
i gess
#110 - its not against it. 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend 0
#14 - ill give it 5 to 10 year  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2014 on girl is given bionic hand +6
#17 - karvarausku (05/07/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** fairly accurate I would say.
User avatar #238 - aherorising (05/08/2014) [-]
I think it'll still take at least 30 years. The robotics we have now are neat, but still very cumbersome, blunt, and require a lot of power. Fixing this will take at least another ~20 years, and add to that at least 10 years of testing to ensure maximum safety. It's little different to drugs, there's at least 10 years between the point at which the drug was first made, and the point that it is actually introduced into society.
User avatar #305 - timelordjam (05/08/2014) [-]
SHHH
I DONT LIKE THAT
10 YEARS MAX
SHH
THATS IT. NO NO NO.
IT MUST HAPPEN. SHHH
#23 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
fuck me that's a nice roll!
#82 - texas also. i went to california and got ask if i had and oil … 05/06/2014 on I kno my economics 0
#16 - no is the number of the comment only /b/ has ids and it a… 05/02/2014 on RIP anons' bunny 0
#7 - sorry i couldnt help  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on I seen the operatunity so I... +1
User avatar #8 - fistfireace (05/02/2014) [-]
It's fine, at least you tried.
#3 - i think it was that or a banana i don't really remember  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on I seen the operatunity so I... +1
User avatar #4 - fistfireace (05/02/2014) [-]
Ah, well, I tried to find it, but failed. Oh well.
#7 - hairyjonson (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry i couldnt help
User avatar #8 - fistfireace (05/02/2014) [-]
It's fine, at least you tried.
#1 - this is worse than when a brick made frontpage then a brickwall  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2014 on I seen the operatunity so I... +1
User avatar #2 - fistfireace (05/02/2014) [-]
Wasn't there a pickle that made it to front page also?
User avatar #3 - hairyjonson (05/02/2014) [-]
i think it was that or a banana i don't really remember
User avatar #4 - fistfireace (05/02/2014) [-]
Ah, well, I tried to find it, but failed. Oh well.
#7 - hairyjonson (05/02/2014) [-]
sorry i couldnt help
User avatar #8 - fistfireace (05/02/2014) [-]
It's fine, at least you tried.
#3 - AMERICA **** YEA 05/02/2014 on well said -2
#1 - it means your cool my mom call me that all the time 05/02/2014 on pendejo 0
#12 - **hairyjonson rolls 417** my iq 05/02/2014 on These comments man 0
#5 - some people dude there are srceen shot of them dunno were 05/02/2014 on the 4chan update is grate -1
#42 - **hairyjonson rolled comment #252873 ** : Addy can i have…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2014 on More Famous Last Words +101
#84 - spinaltap (05/01/2014) [-]
Super-mega-ultra permaban
User avatar #251 - sagedivinity (05/01/2014) [-]
What movie is this?
User avatar #310 - themightymrplow (05/02/2014) [-]
Let me know if you find out please?
#249 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
fucking banned even from beyond the grave. goddamn what did addy do? chain his ass to heavens gates? or to satans pitchfork?
#114 - i would like a auto where we could talk about cars and trucks 05/01/2014 on Boards are dying. Post on... +3
#33 - mexican mom are the most protective in texas 05/01/2014 on His face says it all +1
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#51 to #50 - hairyjonson (06/20/2014) [-]
you did it you really did it here
User avatar #52 to #51 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
none shall be spared
User avatar #53 to #52 - hairyjonson (06/20/2014) [-]
not going lie at first i was like what the **** did i do?
then it hit me.
User avatar #54 to #53 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I've gotten a lot of those "why" responses already

short term memory people
User avatar #55 to #54 - hairyjonson (06/20/2014) [-]
yea wouldn't doubt it
User avatar #45 - VikiIsAwsum (03/06/2014) [-]
it sounds like I'm doomed then I was hoping it would just be a minor case of hemochromotosis or a sprained sinus. Maybe if I hurry to the doctor they can still do an emergency endoscopy or hairplugs.
User avatar #46 to #45 - hairyjonson (03/06/2014) [-]
hopefully go to the dentist they know more about that hopefully all you need is a hairplug
User avatar #47 to #46 - VikiIsAwsum (03/06/2014) [-]
Hope so!!! I don't much fancy being in an iron lung for the rest of my life when my asshole develops muscular dystrophy and sends me into a diabetic coma
User avatar #48 to #47 - hairyjonson (03/06/2014) [-]
yea the iron lung suck last time i fell from a tree i had to be in there for three days i got to see the back side of my right brain but then the but vics on it and put it in a cast because i broke it
User avatar #49 to #48 - VikiIsAwsum (03/07/2014) [-]
oooo... yikes. My mother had typhoid because of a splinter. Its usually accompanied by violent diarrhea and lockjaw. She died a few days later

but she got better
User avatar #3 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
So you wana talk, do you ?

Let's talk, pick up a theme.
User avatar #24 to #3 - hairyjonson (10/26/2013) [-]
it would not let me reply to your last comment
but i got it for the xbox 360 and most of the things i do is most of the time with buddy's
User avatar #25 to #24 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
How much time do you have after school or after work?

I work about 9 hours or 8:30 each day. There isn't mucht time for hobbys and buddies during the week only at the weekends.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hairyjonson (10/28/2013) [-]
well i have class from 8 to 3 every day except the weekend then i work 6 to 5 on the weekends
User avatar #27 to #26 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't piss you of that you work at the weekends ?
User avatar #28 to #27 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
nopewere i live there no club so me and my friends just hang out and drink at night
User avatar #29 to #28 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I live preety close to a city, night clubs, bars, Schisha-bars, cinemas, theater and such things.

My friends and i usually drink in different bars and walk a bit around the city.
But i also enjoy just sitting home and doing nothing.
User avatar #30 to #29 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well i hang out with nothing but what people call redneck i'm Mexican but they call me wet-neck we most of the time just make a fire and drink ride four wheelers or if we get together early we go to Houston and go clubbing there but it wierd walking it to clubs with boots and wranglers and every body just stares at us. it funny to because most of the time we go in our trucks there always full of mud. one time this dude in a vette pulled into a parking space we were going get we just got out and covered his car in mud
User avatar #31 to #30 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
LOL.

When i go to the city with my pals i usually put on a lether Jacket, my friends always say that i look like a Thug, robber, murder or something like that because i have "sinister eyes" .

Once we were in the Mc Donalds at late night, when i wanted to pull out my wallet ( wich was in the inside pocket of my jacket) she just jumped one meter away from me and looked wide-eyed.

She fought that i would pull out a gun or a knife.

My friends laughed there ass off.

Things like that happen often to me, i was once in the shower of a Camp, and some guy just banged on the door and yelled around if any other shower is free, so when i finished and opend the door he sayd "about ******* ti.....":

I am 1.95 meters or 2m tall and he was about 1.75 or somehing. He standed there about a minute and sayd "Sorry".

It was ankward because i standed half naked there and everybody expceted that i flip out or do something else.

2 meters are 6.56 feet.

#32 to #31 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well that me 6'2" with my boots im not the scariest but i handle my own. i dress like that most of the time
#33 to #32 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow i guess you are taller than me.
You look good by the way mate.

Thats me, i don't think that i am the scariest, it are just the clothes that make to that what peopel think i am.
User avatar #34 to #33 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
with out them im 6' even and thanks you dont look bad your self but tell you the truth that hat make you look like a mugger but that just me i guess i really dont see those hats around her it to hot for them except during winter.
User avatar #36 to #34 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I aint no mugger.
User avatar #38 to #36 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
i didnt think so
User avatar #35 to #34 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
How hot is it there usually ?

Is it in winter colder than here in switzerland ?
User avatar #37 to #35 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well this summer it got to 114 degrees Fahrenheit and winters get to about 30 degrees Fahrenheit that's a little under the freezing point
User avatar #39 to #37 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
30 deegress fahrenheit ? That is -1 celsius.

In winter its usually here -2 to -6.

It gets much colder if you go too the alps.

Maybe this is a bit roughly asked but how do the peopel threat you. I mean you are a immigrant like me, did some teachers or school mates were a bit, well "unfriendly" when they knew that you are from mexico?
User avatar #40 to #39 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
not at all most of the Texas hates outsiders is false. my graduating class was 52 people big but each and every one of us got along great i still hang out with a bunch of them. the only thing that really separates people here is mostly what your in to. i will say this if you are living on food stamps and welfare and not trying to get a job you are frowned upon here that most of our black people
User avatar #41 to #40 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't know how thinks are in america or texas.
So black peopel are realy like that in the USA ? i fought its just the internet that makes them look bad.

Switzerland i a nice country but i cannot say that i didn't had some racist teachers.

Europe is getting flooded with immigrants from africa, the near eastern and other countries from europe itself. Switzerland espacially.

Switzerland is mostly filled with Albanians, Turks, and EX-Yugoslavians like me.
Many other immigrans don't have much respect in the country that allows them to live here. Some of them are very un-polite and sayd that there own country is much better than switzerland and that the swiss peopel don't have any "Honor". Some even wan't the sharia law here, in a country that has a big Cross on its flag.

They also kinda mop the swiss peopel, they say they get treaded better than we immigrants just because they are swiss peopel. Most of the swiss peopel are good.


User avatar #42 to #41 - hairyjonson (10/29/2013) [-]
well not all are like that but most were i live are they but there not the only ones there are not the only ones
User avatar #43 to #42 - comradegeneral ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Same here mate.
Sorry for the late response.
User avatar #44 to #43 - hairyjonson (11/03/2013) [-]
its cool hows work man
User avatar #4 to #3 - hairyjonson (10/19/2013) [-]
what kind of music do you listen to
User avatar #5 to #4 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
From Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky and his Overteur from 1812 too rammstein. I listen to all kinds of musics, Linkin Park, Billiy Talent, Kavinsky, Mozart and others.

You? What do you listen too?
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairyjonson (10/19/2013) [-]
**** same from ratt to major lazor to 5 finger death punch to brad praisly it all depends on my mood
#7 to #6 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Thats cool, what do you like to eat like your favorite meal.

Mine is Gulasch or Karađorđeva šnicla.
User avatar #8 to #7 - hairyjonson (10/19/2013) [-]
oh i like tacos de lengua or tongue yes i am mexican you
User avatar #9 to #8 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
I am a Serbian who lives in switzerland, i am born here and i like Swiss and the swiss peopel. Yea i am an immigrant to, i work in a Company wich makes part for humans, when you arm is broken we make this metal parts so it will be fixed. It is actually a ***** job or better to say i work so ****** .

How about you where do you work?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hairyjonson (10/20/2013) [-]
oh my dad has his own company i help on the week ends because i go to college
but we remodel houses
User avatar #11 to #10 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh thats cool, how much money do you make?

Also, what do you do on the college?
User avatar #12 to #11 - hairyjonson (10/20/2013) [-]
well the two days i work i make 200 but that's more of am allowance to me

and im going for computer maintenance tec
User avatar #13 to #12 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Nice i wish i could do the same.

I dream of becoming an Historian, archaeologist or just something that has to do with our past or present.

But well as i sayd, it is a dream.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hairyjonson (10/21/2013) [-]
hey i wanna study dinosaurs and save a little money and you could and does Switzerland give student aid for those going to college
User avatar #15 to #14 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
If only, the school systeme here isn't the best, and they even removed one year from school, that was the 10th school year it was for those who couldn't find a job or couldn't go to the University.

The systeme is complletly different here, i don't even know what you do in college. We don't have that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hairyjonson (10/21/2013) [-]
well in college it like regular school but more specific on what you wanna do.
like a car mechanic would study motors and a air craft pilot would study what all the gauges mean. like im into computers so im studying all the hardware like the hard-drive, RAM, ROM , the cpu and other thing that go into a computer
User avatar #17 to #16 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Hm, that is what i do. It is called "Lehre" we work 4 days in the week in a company and 1 day in school. I am a produktionmechanick. The last 2 year where you are in the normal school (8th and 9th grade) you use this time to find a "Lehre". I think it is called apprenticeship in the USA.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hairyjonson (10/22/2013) [-]
well its internship and that what i need my last semester to graduate it ensure we have some connection with companys when we graduate
#19 to #18 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
Enough about jobs and school. let's talk about politic, if you wan't.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hairyjonson (10/23/2013) [-]
i really have no say because i didn't vote. and i really try to stay out of all that
User avatar #21 to #20 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Hm, sooo let's talk about hobbys, movies, anime etc.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hairyjonson (10/25/2013) [-]
well i just got gta5 so i use to go trail riding on my bike i played soccer and i like going kayaking and fishing and you
#23 to #22 - comradegeneral ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
I wana buy it for PC, and well thats it i don't have any real hobbys.

except for hanging around with my friends at the weekend.

I am also reading a book called Metro 2034, they made 2 game of it.
#1 - maxl (10/16/2013) [-]
I got permabanned so i can only post all 99999 min on the same page
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairyjonson (10/16/2013) [-]
mind if we text
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