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Date Signed Up:6/19/2011
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#12 - i need souce 10/23/2014 on TSA checking for ebola 0
#18 - yea and sadly he make texas look bad doing that **** 10/23/2014 on Rise of the Douchebags +1
#28 - http://insaneclownposse.ninja made by gus from rt 10/22/2014 on Its finally here +1
#4 - i think thats a car tire and they dont come with tubes  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Maybe If I back up it'll go... +2
User avatar #5 - sinery (10/16/2014) [-]
Well, not modern ones.
User avatar #11 - icelandicviking (10/16/2014) [-]
im 90% sure that is a tubeless tire. That's most likely manufacture fail as in the rubber was to thin at that part or the gluing process of the individual layers of rubber failed.
User avatar #30 - Grom (10/16/2014) [-]
have you ever cut a tire in half or seen how they're made? theres steel cables running under the tread, I'm at a loss for what happened here. I think MAYBE what happened is that somehow air got between the cables and the tread and this was the result
User avatar #25 - dracolegacy (10/16/2014) [-]
thats what happens when the steel bands fail.
User avatar #31 - Grom (10/16/2014) [-]
I didn't see your comment.
#6 - Comment deleted 10/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#19 - **hairyjonson rolls 364** might as well try it last time… 10/14/2014 on I'm bored (again) 0
#38 - yea i know but my american pride won't let me look so ima go t… 10/14/2014 on IM SO POLOTICAL Sfafd 0
#32 - thats no joke son  [+] (13 new replies) 10/14/2014 on IM SO POLOTICAL Sfafd +1
#35 - platinumaltaria (10/14/2014) [-]
No, you're the joke...
User avatar #78 - damping (10/14/2014) [-]
The only one of those the US didn't win was Vietnam, and it wasn't because we were defeated. It was because the people of the US didn't support the war.
User avatar #81 - eldiganto (10/14/2014) [-]
"we don't sucker punch or fight anybody weaker than us" I don't see any superpowers up there
User avatar #162 - clannadqs (10/15/2014) [-]
Well, considering no matter who we fight is going to be the underdog, I say his statement might have been the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
User avatar #89 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
Ya. I know. His statement was stupid. Who hasn't fought people who are weaker? But at least we have a pretty good record.
User avatar #95 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
Pretty good record fighting people significantly weaker? Mighty impressive.
User avatar #96 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
We have a pretty good record against those stronger than us too.
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
Only times I can think of that you've faced off against a stronger nation is the UK (but you were assisted by France) and Germany (but you were assisted by UK, France, and Russia).
User avatar #98 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
What about Spain in the Spanish American war? And no shit. We had allies. I guess no nation can claim victory because they had allies.

Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #112 - joeofold (10/15/2014) [-]
The 200,00 katipunan rebels played a large part in that war. But you are right, when the British empire started to shrink most wars were fought with allies.
User avatar #113 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
Even the British Empire allied with Indian Princes to take down the Mughals. It would be retarded to go to war without allies. Not brave, just stupid. Hyrdraetis is clearly an American hater who doesn't need logic to feed his hate boner.
User avatar #38 - hairyjonson (10/14/2014) [-]
yea i know but my american pride won't let me look so ima go to mcdonalds and order there depression mean
and don't take me serious i been drinking rootbeer all day im fucking wasted man
#5 - i just hate when me and my friends go camping. in the night yo… 10/14/2014 on mountain lion meow +1
#25 - thats because we don't sucker punch or fight anybody weaker th…  [+] (18 new replies) 10/14/2014 on IM SO POLOTICAL Sfafd -12
User avatar #59 - feelythefeel (10/14/2014) [-]
In that case, you're going to get in a lot of fights.
User avatar #37 - mrwalkerfour (10/14/2014) [-]
top B8
User avatar #31 - pwnagraphy (10/14/2014) [-]
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#210 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/15/2014) [-]
why'd you copy and paste? huh pussy?
User avatar #32 - hairyjonson (10/14/2014) [-]
thats no joke son
#35 - platinumaltaria (10/14/2014) [-]
No, you're the joke...
User avatar #78 - damping (10/14/2014) [-]
The only one of those the US didn't win was Vietnam, and it wasn't because we were defeated. It was because the people of the US didn't support the war.
User avatar #81 - eldiganto (10/14/2014) [-]
"we don't sucker punch or fight anybody weaker than us" I don't see any superpowers up there
User avatar #162 - clannadqs (10/15/2014) [-]
Well, considering no matter who we fight is going to be the underdog, I say his statement might have been the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
User avatar #89 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
Ya. I know. His statement was stupid. Who hasn't fought people who are weaker? But at least we have a pretty good record.
User avatar #95 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
Pretty good record fighting people significantly weaker? Mighty impressive.
User avatar #96 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
We have a pretty good record against those stronger than us too.
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
Only times I can think of that you've faced off against a stronger nation is the UK (but you were assisted by France) and Germany (but you were assisted by UK, France, and Russia).
User avatar #98 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
What about Spain in the Spanish American war? And no shit. We had allies. I guess no nation can claim victory because they had allies.

Shut the fuck up.
User avatar #112 - joeofold (10/15/2014) [-]
The 200,00 katipunan rebels played a large part in that war. But you are right, when the British empire started to shrink most wars were fought with allies.
User avatar #113 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
Even the British Empire allied with Indian Princes to take down the Mughals. It would be retarded to go to war without allies. Not brave, just stupid. Hyrdraetis is clearly an American hater who doesn't need logic to feed his hate boner.
User avatar #38 - hairyjonson (10/14/2014) [-]
yea i know but my american pride won't let me look so ima go to mcdonalds and order there depression mean
and don't take me serious i been drinking rootbeer all day im fucking wasted man
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#51 to #50 - hairyjonson ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
you did it you really did it here
User avatar #52 to #51 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
none shall be spared
User avatar #53 to #52 - hairyjonson ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
not going lie at first i was like what the **** did i do?
then it hit me.
User avatar #54 to #53 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
I've gotten a lot of those "why" responses already

short term memory people
User avatar #55 to #54 - hairyjonson ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
yea wouldn't doubt it
User avatar #45 - VikiIsAwsum (03/06/2014) [-]
it sounds like I'm doomed then I was hoping it would just be a minor case of hemochromotosis or a sprained sinus. Maybe if I hurry to the doctor they can still do an emergency endoscopy or hairplugs.
User avatar #46 to #45 - hairyjonson ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
hopefully go to the dentist they know more about that hopefully all you need is a hairplug
User avatar #47 to #46 - VikiIsAwsum (03/06/2014) [-]
Hope so!!! I don't much fancy being in an iron lung for the rest of my life when my asshole develops muscular dystrophy and sends me into a diabetic coma
User avatar #48 to #47 - hairyjonson ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
yea the iron lung suck last time i fell from a tree i had to be in there for three days i got to see the back side of my right brain but then the but vics on it and put it in a cast because i broke it
User avatar #49 to #48 - VikiIsAwsum (03/07/2014) [-]
oooo... yikes. My mother had typhoid because of a splinter. Its usually accompanied by violent diarrhea and lockjaw. She died a few days later

but she got better
User avatar #3 - comradegeneral (10/18/2013) [-]
So you wana talk, do you ?

Let's talk, pick up a theme.
User avatar #24 to #3 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
it would not let me reply to your last comment
but i got it for the xbox 360 and most of the things i do is most of the time with buddy's
User avatar #25 to #24 - comradegeneral (10/26/2013) [-]
How much time do you have after school or after work?

I work about 9 hours or 8:30 each day. There isn't mucht time for hobbys and buddies during the week only at the weekends.
User avatar #26 to #25 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
well i have class from 8 to 3 every day except the weekend then i work 6 to 5 on the weekends
User avatar #27 to #26 - comradegeneral (10/28/2013) [-]
Doesn't piss you of that you work at the weekends ?
User avatar #28 to #27 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
nopewere i live there no club so me and my friends just hang out and drink at night
User avatar #29 to #28 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
I live preety close to a city, night clubs, bars, Schisha-bars, cinemas, theater and such things.

My friends and i usually drink in different bars and walk a bit around the city.
But i also enjoy just sitting home and doing nothing.
User avatar #30 to #29 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
well i hang out with nothing but what people call redneck i'm Mexican but they call me wet-neck we most of the time just make a fire and drink ride four wheelers or if we get together early we go to Houston and go clubbing there but it wierd walking it to clubs with boots and wranglers and every body just stares at us. it funny to because most of the time we go in our trucks there always full of mud. one time this dude in a vette pulled into a parking space we were going get we just got out and covered his car in mud
User avatar #31 to #30 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
LOL.

When i go to the city with my pals i usually put on a lether Jacket, my friends always say that i look like a Thug, robber, murder or something like that because i have "sinister eyes" .

Once we were in the Mc Donalds at late night, when i wanted to pull out my wallet ( wich was in the inside pocket of my jacket) she just jumped one meter away from me and looked wide-eyed.

She fought that i would pull out a gun or a knife.

My friends laughed there ass off.

Things like that happen often to me, i was once in the shower of a Camp, and some guy just banged on the door and yelled around if any other shower is free, so when i finished and opend the door he sayd "about ******* ti.....":

I am 1.95 meters or 2m tall and he was about 1.75 or somehing. He standed there about a minute and sayd "Sorry".

It was ankward because i standed half naked there and everybody expceted that i flip out or do something else.

2 meters are 6.56 feet.

#32 to #31 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
well that me 6'2" with my boots im not the scariest but i handle my own. i dress like that most of the time
#33 to #32 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
Wow i guess you are taller than me.
You look good by the way mate.

Thats me, i don't think that i am the scariest, it are just the clothes that make to that what peopel think i am.
User avatar #34 to #33 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
with out them im 6' even and thanks you dont look bad your self but tell you the truth that hat make you look like a mugger but that just me i guess i really dont see those hats around her it to hot for them except during winter.
User avatar #36 to #34 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
I aint no mugger.
User avatar #38 to #36 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
i didnt think so
User avatar #35 to #34 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
How hot is it there usually ?

Is it in winter colder than here in switzerland ?
User avatar #37 to #35 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
well this summer it got to 114 degrees Fahrenheit and winters get to about 30 degrees Fahrenheit that's a little under the freezing point
User avatar #39 to #37 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
30 deegress fahrenheit ? That is -1 celsius.

In winter its usually here -2 to -6.

It gets much colder if you go too the alps.

Maybe this is a bit roughly asked but how do the peopel threat you. I mean you are a immigrant like me, did some teachers or school mates were a bit, well "unfriendly" when they knew that you are from mexico?
User avatar #40 to #39 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
not at all most of the Texas hates outsiders is false. my graduating class was 52 people big but each and every one of us got along great i still hang out with a bunch of them. the only thing that really separates people here is mostly what your in to. i will say this if you are living on food stamps and welfare and not trying to get a job you are frowned upon here that most of our black people
User avatar #41 to #40 - comradegeneral (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't know how thinks are in america or texas.
So black peopel are realy like that in the USA ? i fought its just the internet that makes them look bad.

Switzerland i a nice country but i cannot say that i didn't had some racist teachers.

Europe is getting flooded with immigrants from africa, the near eastern and other countries from europe itself. Switzerland espacially.

Switzerland is mostly filled with Albanians, Turks, and EX-Yugoslavians like me.
Many other immigrans don't have much respect in the country that allows them to live here. Some of them are very un-polite and sayd that there own country is much better than switzerland and that the swiss peopel don't have any "Honor". Some even wan't the sharia law here, in a country that has a big Cross on its flag.

They also kinda mop the swiss peopel, they say they get treaded better than we immigrants just because they are swiss peopel. Most of the swiss peopel are good.


User avatar #42 to #41 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
well not all are like that but most were i live are they but there not the only ones there are not the only ones
User avatar #43 to #42 - comradegeneral (11/03/2013) [-]
Same here mate.
Sorry for the late response.
User avatar #44 to #43 - hairyjonson ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
its cool hows work man
User avatar #4 to #3 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
what kind of music do you listen to
User avatar #5 to #4 - comradegeneral (10/19/2013) [-]
From Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky and his Overteur from 1812 too rammstein. I listen to all kinds of musics, Linkin Park, Billiy Talent, Kavinsky, Mozart and others.

You? What do you listen too?
User avatar #6 to #5 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
**** same from ratt to major lazor to 5 finger death punch to brad praisly it all depends on my mood
#7 to #6 - comradegeneral (10/19/2013) [-]
Thats cool, what do you like to eat like your favorite meal.

Mine is Gulasch or Karađorđeva šnicla.
User avatar #8 to #7 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
oh i like tacos de lengua or tongue yes i am mexican you
User avatar #9 to #8 - comradegeneral (10/19/2013) [-]
I am a Serbian who lives in switzerland, i am born here and i like Swiss and the swiss peopel. Yea i am an immigrant to, i work in a Company wich makes part for humans, when you arm is broken we make this metal parts so it will be fixed. It is actually a ***** job or better to say i work so ****** .

How about you where do you work?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
oh my dad has his own company i help on the week ends because i go to college
but we remodel houses
User avatar #11 to #10 - comradegeneral (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh thats cool, how much money do you make?

Also, what do you do on the college?
User avatar #12 to #11 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
well the two days i work i make 200 but that's more of am allowance to me

and im going for computer maintenance tec
User avatar #13 to #12 - comradegeneral (10/20/2013) [-]
Nice i wish i could do the same.

I dream of becoming an Historian, archaeologist or just something that has to do with our past or present.

But well as i sayd, it is a dream.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
hey i wanna study dinosaurs and save a little money and you could and does Switzerland give student aid for those going to college
User avatar #15 to #14 - comradegeneral (10/21/2013) [-]
If only, the school systeme here isn't the best, and they even removed one year from school, that was the 10th school year it was for those who couldn't find a job or couldn't go to the University.

The systeme is complletly different here, i don't even know what you do in college. We don't have that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
well in college it like regular school but more specific on what you wanna do.
like a car mechanic would study motors and a air craft pilot would study what all the gauges mean. like im into computers so im studying all the hardware like the hard-drive, RAM, ROM , the cpu and other thing that go into a computer
User avatar #17 to #16 - comradegeneral (10/22/2013) [-]
Hm, that is what i do. It is called "Lehre" we work 4 days in the week in a company and 1 day in school. I am a produktionmechanick. The last 2 year where you are in the normal school (8th and 9th grade) you use this time to find a "Lehre". I think it is called apprenticeship in the USA.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
well its internship and that what i need my last semester to graduate it ensure we have some connection with companys when we graduate
#19 to #18 - comradegeneral (10/23/2013) [-]
Enough about jobs and school. let's talk about politic, if you wan't.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
i really have no say because i didn't vote. and i really try to stay out of all that
User avatar #21 to #20 - comradegeneral (10/24/2013) [-]
Hm, sooo let's talk about hobbys, movies, anime etc.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
well i just got gta5 so i use to go trail riding on my bike i played soccer and i like going kayaking and fishing and you
#23 to #22 - comradegeneral (10/25/2013) [-]
I wana buy it for PC, and well thats it i don't have any real hobbys.

except for hanging around with my friends at the weekend.

I am also reading a book called Metro 2034, they made 2 game of it.
#1 - maxl (10/16/2013) [-]
I got permabanned so i can only post all 99999 min on the same page
User avatar #2 to #1 - hairyjonson ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
mind if we text
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