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#1 - would not inhale.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on meanwhile in holand +41
#14 - Ken M (06/02/2014) [-]
man i miss smoking weed, had to give it up for a good-paying job in the oil fields, it's worth it for 100k+/year but man i wish i could light up some dank buds right now :'(
#16 - omnipotentsoap (06/02/2014) [-]
May not be worth the risk for you but there are ways to make it so that it is out of yours system in about 3 days
#8 - profkitty (06/01/2014) [-]
#3 - A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, " Can I… 05/28/2014 on hailsatan's profile 0
#2 - no 05/01/2014 on 4x4 progression +16
#1 - Picture 05/01/2014 on hungry pug +3
#1 - to the gas chamber with it. 05/01/2014 on jew box +9
#1 - lets strike up a convo about this  [+] (9 new replies) 05/01/2014 on pick a match oops too late +31
User avatar #4 - theshadowmuffin (05/01/2014) [-]
I'm no match for that pun
#13 - oxymoronking (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - thehopper (05/01/2014) [-]
These jokes are strike outs.
I tried and failed
User avatar #14 - rubikzcubesolver (05/02/2014) [-]
I can't sulfur another match pun.
User avatar #11 - dustinownsall (05/02/2014) [-]
i think ill stick around for this
#19 - nexusnexus (05/02/2014) [-]
I can't strike up a pun for this
#20 - nexusnexus (05/02/2014) [-]
It was on the tip of my toungue
#21 - nexusnexus (05/02/2014) [-]
And finally all those jokes were to light for me
User avatar #50 - colinmartin (05/02/2014) [-]
Looks like this conversation really burned out...
#1 - lie down bitch  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on self takedown +57
User avatar #66 - trojanmannn (05/02/2014) [-]
how did he even get knocked out
User avatar #70 - hostilext (05/02/2014) [-]
Watch his head when he hits the mat. His head took one hell of a bump.
User avatar #24 - Zyklone (05/02/2014) [-]
how do you even...
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#25 - LtMcG (05/02/2014) [-]
I bet the boatman was impressed he was able to get her off the ground
User avatar #12 - spikethedragon (05/02/2014) [-]
This a new technique for getting beached whales back into the ocean?
#9 - twofreegerbils (05/02/2014) [-]
The fucking starfish thing she does once she gets in the air.

I can't stop laughing
#1 - i ******* love boards. i caught tourettes off a board.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2014 on switch board +59
User avatar #28 - infinitereaper (05/02/2014) [-]
I've played with these before
its basically like the gif
dead people are assholes
User avatar #17 - svart (05/02/2014) [-]
#2 - kill it with fire. 04/30/2014 on flesheater vs labarata +3
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#1 - flesheater ONLINE (02/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #1 - hailsatan (05/28/2014) [-]
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, " Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please ? "
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed.
In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down
The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.
The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year
In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman,
The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties...'
The rabbit looks aghast.
The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'
The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent..
The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'
'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.
He then waves to the crowd and leaves....
One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar..
The barman says, 'Who are you?',
To which he is answered,
'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'
The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.
You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'
The rabbit says, 'Yes I know..'
The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'
The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.
The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
'I DIED', said the rabbit.
'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
After a short pause, the rabbit said...
'Mixin-me-toasties.'.........Bwahahahhha ...Boom boom ...loll
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