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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/10/2012
Last Login:7/20/2016
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Comment Ranking:#22287
Highest Content Rank:#1796
Highest Comment Rank:#6080
Content Thumbs: 2102 total,  2287 ,  185
Comment Thumbs: 397 total,  407 ,  10
Content Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 134 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 135 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:129873
Times Content Favorited:210 times
Total Comments Made:128
FJ Points:2271
Favorite Tags: metal (2)

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    Timmy won't stand for this Timmy won't stand for this
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    "Do not pass go" my ass, I freaking will "Do not pass go" my...
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latest user's comments

#89 - :,) mah *****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2016 on fish mouth purple hairs +1
#101 - coronus (06/27/2016) [-]
Aaawww yeah, Cthulhu friends!

Love me some Lovecraft.
#162 - These posts are retarded but I'm going to be hypocritical and …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW +6
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#841 - thesunpraiser (10/27/2015) [-]
Hot damn.
#674 - fappening (10/26/2015) [-]
h....hello
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#207 - skullhead (10/26/2015) [-]
looking goooooood
#138 - It is, but when you have no protein or fat for your body to us…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2015 on Dumbass Vegan Get Owned +1
#139 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
Brutal, ill keep eating meat i think..
#121 - I work at a specialty foods grocery store and me and another g…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/24/2015 on Dumbass Vegan Get Owned +26
#295 - bval (10/25/2015) [-]
If it's any justice, in 5 years time, she'll probably look back at these times and shudder to think of what an ass she has been.
#183 - thehistorylover (10/25/2015) [-]
Some vegans are the most idiotic dumbasses ever. She just keeps getting fatter and fatter, while eating fucking fruits. God damn it. BTW, I found this gif on gaiaonline, and I am extremely fond of it. If anyone wants it, here you go. I want to see more of it. x3
#402 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
I really, really, really like this .gif
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#352 - velociraptorein (10/25/2015) [-]
the source of the gif is an irish youtuber named JackSepticEye. He over does it sometimes, But that is his character pretty much.
#434 - thehistorylover (10/25/2015) [-]
I love JackSepticEye right now. He seems quite friendly.
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#447 - velociraptorein (10/25/2015) [-]
I like him as well. He certainly has some charm to him.
#270 - crazysciencehobo (10/25/2015) [-]
I like this GIF. This is a good GIF.


Thank you for the GIF.



....GIFGIFgif.
#206 - onemoreminute (10/25/2015) [-]
gaia online?
i know this is fj but really
...gaia online?
#216 - thehistorylover (10/25/2015) [-]
(shrug)
I like to look at the News forums, and the Morality and Religion forums (the arguments there are popcorn worthy). I also like the cute little avatar dress up thingy. Not sure why. I just do. I'm not ashamed of myself. x3
#387 - yuichka (10/25/2015) [-]
#134 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
16 bananas and 3lb's of dates for breakfast? That seems like a fucking lot
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#138 - hailcthulhufhtagn (10/25/2015) [-]
It is, but when you have no protein or fat for your body to use, and in her case she probably also is deficient in vitamins, your body will tell you its still hungry because its crying out to be nourished.
#139 - anon (10/25/2015) [-]
Brutal, ill keep eating meat i think..
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#127 - crazysciencehobo (10/24/2015) [-]
People have some views on what's good for them, while not actually doing any in depth research into it.
#56 - anyone got sauce on this? 09/05/2015 on Street Game 0
#81 - holy ******* ****, this marshmallow cream did not disappoint 08/28/2015 on So I heard you like porn 0
#80 - I am literally going out to get donuts now because of this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on So I heard you like porn 0
#81 - hailcthulhufhtagn (08/28/2015) [-]
holy fucking shit, this marshmallow cream did not disappoint
#93 - Anyone either have her name or sauce on this? Here's a tiny de… 08/24/2015 on Nigga please 0
#295 - I'm a 6'2" tall girl. Every guy I've dated has been eithe…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2015 on Short guy (5'10, 178 cm)... +75
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#634 - sketchysketchist (08/16/2015) [-]
This is FJ.
You know the rules.
Just because you had a sex change, doesn't mean you're an actual woman.
#627 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
But lord knows you'd slam.
#612 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
>girl
>funnyjunk
Haha, you almost had me with your story. But we all know girls wouldn't sink so low that they would use a website full of 12 year old boys.
#562 - alphadolan (08/16/2015) [-]
Jesus fuckin christ nigga you could dunk on my ass
#526 - tapeboy (08/16/2015) [-]
not hailing Bugg-shash the one who comes in the dark. cthulhul scrubs everywhere.
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#517 - infinitereaper (08/16/2015) [-]
I LOVE short tiny women but I also think tall women are great too. Both have their appeal. Dominating a small girl, or getting mothered/nurtured/dominated by a tall one are both things that get me going. Truth is, women in general, not all, but just in general, are just shallow. I mean, check this shit out:
blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

For men shown pictures, the graph was pretty normalized. There was ugly, there was top beautiful and the majority of women they rated inbetween. (medium). In contrast women rated 80% of men below medium

Tip of the iceberg really, but I don't mean to be mean so I'll just leave it at that.
Girls who say being a guy is easier just don't get what we have to deal with. Them.
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#491 - mindyourownbusines (08/16/2015) [-]
So, uh... you come here often?
#454 - civilizationv (08/16/2015) [-]
eyyy bb
#381 - michaelrock (08/16/2015) [-]
tfw im reading this comment
#359 - ronyx (08/16/2015) [-]
I offer myself as sacrifice
#335 - saltyfries (08/16/2015) [-]
snu snu you say?
#1700 - aw thanks good luck on your project  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Selfie Time! 0
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#1715 - plataeiou (03/25/2015) [-]
+1 friend
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#1701 - plataeiou (03/25/2015) [-]
Heh, thanks. c:
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