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hahdumbbirch

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Facebook Profile: N/A
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/konanjenaxy?feature=mh
Steam Profile: look in comment section
Consoles Owned: wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, BattleBlock Theater, Terraria, Starbound, Rust, Viscera Clean Up Detail, Super Meatboy, Portal 1 & 2, WarFrame, Garry's Mod, Sniper Elite II
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Interests: Sucking dick for steam money
Date Signed Up:3/24/2013
Location:ur mums hous lul
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Total Comments Made:2211
FJ Points:1857
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#472 - I have my own house, a well-paying job, and don't have many li… 05/28/2015 on You're not a sad pepe 0
#78 - Picture 05/27/2015 on hahdumbbirch's profile 0
#26 - Picture 05/24/2015 on Dat face +29
#26 - This remind me of a story my father told me when he was a fire…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Firefighter work stories! +3
#46 - lionpedro (05/23/2015) [-]
haha he walked into a backdraft! yes just like the movie. its when the fuel in the room is super hot but its sealed well enough that it cant get air, so when he opened the door, the super heated fuel got oxygen and "exploded". they can be really bad!
#41 - sharks don't like to eat humans because large amount of bone, …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2015 on A bit of luck -8
User avatar #80 - silentark (05/23/2015) [-]
Oh fuck no, sharks usually attack humans for either or both of 2 reasons, and neither have anything to do with any ratios of anything.
1-Blood; sharks can smell blood from enormous distances, and despite being the alpha predators in their environment, they associate blood with injury and will attack said creature for what they believe will be an easy kill, humans are no exception to this.
2-Eyesight and diet; Sharks have shitty eyesight, while they have excellent senses to find creatures in water, they have trouble seeing what exactly it is, so if a human happens to resemble a seal, turtle, large fish, etc. some ways here include being on a surfboard, diving, even just the shark seeing you at a certain angle can count , the sharks gonna see said human as food.
That's not to say these are the only reasons; some sharks have a sort of home territory some idiot might provoke one, and some, like the tiger and bull sharks, are just plain assholes and attack anything.
#77 - stevetwopara (05/23/2015) [-]
Sharks know this, do they?
User avatar #76 - stifflimb (05/23/2015) [-]
Depends on the shark, Bullsharks are deemed the most dangerous for human due to that they can survive in some fresh water and activly hunts humans for food.
Still other sharks like to take a bit out of humans to determine if we are worth eating or not, mostly not but you still got one hell of a bite on you.
User avatar #63 - frenzyhero (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah but I hear humans dont like being bit, either
They still mistake them for delicious meals.
#59 - newpulse (05/23/2015) [-]
we all should trust this dumb man
#56 - littlegirlslikeme (05/23/2015) [-]
That one wanted to...
User avatar #51 - chrisis (05/23/2015) [-]
well they had to learn that somehow
User avatar #46 - dancingdoggy (05/23/2015) [-]
Yea, but they make take a test nibble to see what you are.
I don't want something with a mouth bigger than my head taking a test nibble out of me.
#42 - Absolute Madman (05/23/2015) [-]
Bullsharks eat anything.
NotAllSharks
User avatar #50 - chuca (05/23/2015) [-]
And tiger sharks too.
#20 - maybe bender was a voice actor? 05/23/2015 on 4th Wall +13
#52 - get it? because she's made of plastic... okay. 05/22/2015 on Human Barbie 0
#894 - Picture 05/21/2015 on GIF contest 0
#77 - Picture 05/17/2015 on hahdumbbirch's profile 0
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User avatar #58 - hahdumbbirch (12/28/2014) [-]
stickied by hahdumbbirch
since the link in the steam thing is ****** up, my steam URL is steamcommunity.com/id/cantmakeaurlbuticanfuckyourbitch
User avatar #50 - cann (09/02/2014) [-]
can i has points?
User avatar #51 to #50 - hahdumbbirch (09/02/2014) [-]
sire, i don't know what the hell their good for anyways.
#52 to #51 - cann (09/02/2014) [-]
thank you
thank you
User avatar #17 - samous (12/13/2013) [-]
samous1997@gmail.com
User avatar #19 to #18 - samous (12/13/2013) [-]
not recived yet
User avatar #21 to #19 - hahdumbbirch (12/13/2013) [-]
name is dragondildo, do not question
User avatar #22 to #21 - samous (12/13/2013) [-]
recived
my steamname is PENIS
#20 to #19 - hahdumbbirch (12/13/2013) [-]
check the "promotions" tab
User avatar #23 to #20 - samous (12/13/2013) [-]
I reedemed that code and steam and it says it's invalid
User avatar #24 to #23 - hahdumbbirch (12/13/2013) [-]
i have no idea how this works...
User avatar #25 to #24 - samous (12/13/2013) [-]
it's ok
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