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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Northern Ohio
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#23 - craving the mineral is the worst meme im so disappointed were … 19 hours ago on Timeless Tales. 0
#19 - jesus christ its been almost 5 years since ive seen this meme 21 hours ago on lol. 0
#82 - name yer price ya scallywag ill give ya me arm n me leg ive go…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on tumblr +1
#85 - tarabostes (12 hours ago) [-]
scallywag: a person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.


















A young lady should watch her language and what you are doing isn't lady like, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS KIND OF ENVIROMENT?!?!?!
#80 - well get him on the phone i need him right now immediately  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on tumblr +1
#81 - tarabostes (22 hours ago) [-]
It's gonna cos ya haha!
User avatar #82 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
name yer price ya scallywag ill give ya me arm n me leg ive got nothin to lose!
#85 - tarabostes (12 hours ago) [-]
scallywag: a person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.


















A young lady should watch her language and what you are doing isn't lady like, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS KIND OF ENVIROMENT?!?!?!
#79 - man if you think racism doesnt exist in america you are horrib…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on tumblr 0
#84 - greyhoundfd (19 hours ago) [-]
You realize that eliminates nearly 100% of all humor on the planet? There is literally almost no joke that is both actually funny and is not in some way related to something tragic. Yeah, we should have respect for things, but that doesn't mean we should just purge all positive emotion for risk of seeming disrespectful.

And no, if you were actually paying any fucking attention to the issue you would realize that the police have issues which transcend racism. E.G., throwing grenades into a crib with a baby still in it and refusing to pay medical bills, shooting a homeless man in the back while he's leaving after having been asked to leave, beating up any number of people who "resist arrest", pepper spraying peaceful protesters during the Occupy Protests, and a seemingly endless number of other things.
#76 - thats some benjamin button **** omfg  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on tumblr +1
#78 - tarabostes (22 hours ago) [-]
Laugh Out Loud!













BUZZKILLA:No, you see, he slowly aged, benjamin button was born old then he started becoming younger!

He may have stolen other human hearts and put them inside his body for an extended life-span!
User avatar #80 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
well get him on the phone i need him right now immediately
#81 - tarabostes (22 hours ago) [-]
It's gonna cos ya haha!
User avatar #82 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
name yer price ya scallywag ill give ya me arm n me leg ive got nothin to lose!
#85 - tarabostes (12 hours ago) [-]
scallywag: a person who is known to be a treacherous lying son-of-a-bitch, and usually smells bad.


















A young lady should watch her language and what you are doing isn't lady like, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS KIND OF ENVIROMENT?!?!?!
#75 - im not saying we have to blame anyone? or treat them like they…  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on tumblr 0
#77 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Racism requires you to actually hate someone else because of their race. People like that don't really exist in the US anymore, but we still like to blame people for being racists, so now when someone capitalizes on racial stereotypes for the sake of humor we call it racism.

See, this is what you don't seem to get. Racists are people who look at blacks and say "These people have lower intelligence and they're brutish, we need to suppress them and ensure that they never are able to threaten we whites, because we have earned our position through our superior intelligence and morals!". Someone who just makes racy jokes thinks "Hey, that stereotype that blacks like watermelon is kinda funny, what would be a funny joke using that?"
User avatar #79 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
man if you think racism doesnt exist in america you are horribly mistaken. but like... i mean people can have whatever types of humor, but making jokes about something thats got a fucked up history or something that affects people today in a seriously negative way makes you a huge asshole.

like literally a perfect example of pure 2014 racism is how cops get away with killing black people and a ton of people are okay with that. a ton of people are like "oh well, he was carrying a fake gun and he prob looked threatening" in the case of john crawford, like, he was holding a bb gun, in a store that sold bb guns, in an open carry state... yet there are white people in the southern states that carry fucking shotguns in target and dont even get questioned. communist countries are making fun of us because our country is so fucked up.
#84 - greyhoundfd (19 hours ago) [-]
You realize that eliminates nearly 100% of all humor on the planet? There is literally almost no joke that is both actually funny and is not in some way related to something tragic. Yeah, we should have respect for things, but that doesn't mean we should just purge all positive emotion for risk of seeming disrespectful.

And no, if you were actually paying any fucking attention to the issue you would realize that the police have issues which transcend racism. E.G., throwing grenades into a crib with a baby still in it and refusing to pay medical bills, shooting a homeless man in the back while he's leaving after having been asked to leave, beating up any number of people who "resist arrest", pepper spraying peaceful protesters during the Occupy Protests, and a seemingly endless number of other things.
#70 - and you dont think theyre related at all? or maybe social just…  [+] (5 new replies) 22 hours ago on tumblr 0
#72 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, they're related, but they're not the same. Conservativism and Nazism are related, but conservatives are not Nazis.

Humanitarianism is working fine, the problem is that people think the way to teach humanitarianism is to tell people "Race doesn't matter" and expect them to care, instead of actually forcing them to acknowledge that if we hope to survive as a people, we need to stop hating each other for such incredibly stupid reasons. And there aren't nearly as many racists, sexists, and homophobes as you believe, it's just that everytime someone doesn't believe that blacks are superior to whites, women are superior to men, and gays are superior to straights, they're labelled as "Nazis" and "Racist old men" and whatever other terms people come up with to vilify someone.
User avatar #75 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
im not saying we have to blame anyone? or treat them like theyre assholes bc of their ancestors? and race does matter, cuz cultures and shit, but you cant hate people bc they arent the same as you. id say if you like making fucked up "jokes" about peoples race/sex whatever then youre probably at least a little damn racist/ sexist. which i see everyday here for example, mixed in with people who dont care and people who say legit racist/ sexist things... ALSO nooo one says that anyone has to be superior to anyone, the end goal is equality, which were p close to but not if people keep ignoring that thereare races/ genders that have it much better than others, as a whole.
#77 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Racism requires you to actually hate someone else because of their race. People like that don't really exist in the US anymore, but we still like to blame people for being racists, so now when someone capitalizes on racial stereotypes for the sake of humor we call it racism.

See, this is what you don't seem to get. Racists are people who look at blacks and say "These people have lower intelligence and they're brutish, we need to suppress them and ensure that they never are able to threaten we whites, because we have earned our position through our superior intelligence and morals!". Someone who just makes racy jokes thinks "Hey, that stereotype that blacks like watermelon is kinda funny, what would be a funny joke using that?"
User avatar #79 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
man if you think racism doesnt exist in america you are horribly mistaken. but like... i mean people can have whatever types of humor, but making jokes about something thats got a fucked up history or something that affects people today in a seriously negative way makes you a huge asshole.

like literally a perfect example of pure 2014 racism is how cops get away with killing black people and a ton of people are okay with that. a ton of people are like "oh well, he was carrying a fake gun and he prob looked threatening" in the case of john crawford, like, he was holding a bb gun, in a store that sold bb guns, in an open carry state... yet there are white people in the southern states that carry fucking shotguns in target and dont even get questioned. communist countries are making fun of us because our country is so fucked up.
#84 - greyhoundfd (19 hours ago) [-]
You realize that eliminates nearly 100% of all humor on the planet? There is literally almost no joke that is both actually funny and is not in some way related to something tragic. Yeah, we should have respect for things, but that doesn't mean we should just purge all positive emotion for risk of seeming disrespectful.

And no, if you were actually paying any fucking attention to the issue you would realize that the police have issues which transcend racism. E.G., throwing grenades into a crib with a baby still in it and refusing to pay medical bills, shooting a homeless man in the back while he's leaving after having been asked to leave, beating up any number of people who "resist arrest", pepper spraying peaceful protesters during the Occupy Protests, and a seemingly endless number of other things.
#68 - ...its exactly what it is. theres plenty of names for tons of …  [+] (7 new replies) 22 hours ago on tumblr 0
#69 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
If they were the exact same thing there would not be two different names for them. Humanitarianism is not a blanket concept, it's not like liberalism or communism, where there are variants. Social Justice is an idea about how justice works in society and what it is, Humanitarianism is a day-to-day idea about what's okay and what's not. They are two entirely different concepts, and what you're talking about is humanitarianism, not Social Justice.
User avatar #70 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
and you dont think theyre related at all? or maybe social justice is needed bc humanitarianism isnt working v well nowadays (not in all cases, but plenty) in terms of all the protesting literally everywhere. and the fact that there are still a toooon of racists/sexists/homophobes ect and humanitarianism prob isnt gonna teach them anything if they havent learned its fucked up by now.
#72 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, they're related, but they're not the same. Conservativism and Nazism are related, but conservatives are not Nazis.

Humanitarianism is working fine, the problem is that people think the way to teach humanitarianism is to tell people "Race doesn't matter" and expect them to care, instead of actually forcing them to acknowledge that if we hope to survive as a people, we need to stop hating each other for such incredibly stupid reasons. And there aren't nearly as many racists, sexists, and homophobes as you believe, it's just that everytime someone doesn't believe that blacks are superior to whites, women are superior to men, and gays are superior to straights, they're labelled as "Nazis" and "Racist old men" and whatever other terms people come up with to vilify someone.
User avatar #75 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
im not saying we have to blame anyone? or treat them like theyre assholes bc of their ancestors? and race does matter, cuz cultures and shit, but you cant hate people bc they arent the same as you. id say if you like making fucked up "jokes" about peoples race/sex whatever then youre probably at least a little damn racist/ sexist. which i see everyday here for example, mixed in with people who dont care and people who say legit racist/ sexist things... ALSO nooo one says that anyone has to be superior to anyone, the end goal is equality, which were p close to but not if people keep ignoring that thereare races/ genders that have it much better than others, as a whole.
#77 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Racism requires you to actually hate someone else because of their race. People like that don't really exist in the US anymore, but we still like to blame people for being racists, so now when someone capitalizes on racial stereotypes for the sake of humor we call it racism.

See, this is what you don't seem to get. Racists are people who look at blacks and say "These people have lower intelligence and they're brutish, we need to suppress them and ensure that they never are able to threaten we whites, because we have earned our position through our superior intelligence and morals!". Someone who just makes racy jokes thinks "Hey, that stereotype that blacks like watermelon is kinda funny, what would be a funny joke using that?"
User avatar #79 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
man if you think racism doesnt exist in america you are horribly mistaken. but like... i mean people can have whatever types of humor, but making jokes about something thats got a fucked up history or something that affects people today in a seriously negative way makes you a huge asshole.

like literally a perfect example of pure 2014 racism is how cops get away with killing black people and a ton of people are okay with that. a ton of people are like "oh well, he was carrying a fake gun and he prob looked threatening" in the case of john crawford, like, he was holding a bb gun, in a store that sold bb guns, in an open carry state... yet there are white people in the southern states that carry fucking shotguns in target and dont even get questioned. communist countries are making fun of us because our country is so fucked up.
#84 - greyhoundfd (19 hours ago) [-]
You realize that eliminates nearly 100% of all humor on the planet? There is literally almost no joke that is both actually funny and is not in some way related to something tragic. Yeah, we should have respect for things, but that doesn't mean we should just purge all positive emotion for risk of seeming disrespectful.

And no, if you were actually paying any fucking attention to the issue you would realize that the police have issues which transcend racism. E.G., throwing grenades into a crib with a baby still in it and refusing to pay medical bills, shooting a homeless man in the back while he's leaving after having been asked to leave, beating up any number of people who "resist arrest", pepper spraying peaceful protesters during the Occupy Protests, and a seemingly endless number of other things.
#66 - i meant it in a more general way, like if people **** …  [+] (10 new replies) 22 hours ago on tumblr +1
#67 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
That's not social justice though, that's just regular run-of-the-mill humanitarianism.
#71 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
I need to go look up what that word means.
User avatar #68 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
...its exactly what it is. theres plenty of names for tons of stuff just bc you dont wanna like sj doesnt mean you have to rename yet let it hold p much the same values. its really not bad at all
#69 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
If they were the exact same thing there would not be two different names for them. Humanitarianism is not a blanket concept, it's not like liberalism or communism, where there are variants. Social Justice is an idea about how justice works in society and what it is, Humanitarianism is a day-to-day idea about what's okay and what's not. They are two entirely different concepts, and what you're talking about is humanitarianism, not Social Justice.
User avatar #70 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
and you dont think theyre related at all? or maybe social justice is needed bc humanitarianism isnt working v well nowadays (not in all cases, but plenty) in terms of all the protesting literally everywhere. and the fact that there are still a toooon of racists/sexists/homophobes ect and humanitarianism prob isnt gonna teach them anything if they havent learned its fucked up by now.
#72 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, they're related, but they're not the same. Conservativism and Nazism are related, but conservatives are not Nazis.

Humanitarianism is working fine, the problem is that people think the way to teach humanitarianism is to tell people "Race doesn't matter" and expect them to care, instead of actually forcing them to acknowledge that if we hope to survive as a people, we need to stop hating each other for such incredibly stupid reasons. And there aren't nearly as many racists, sexists, and homophobes as you believe, it's just that everytime someone doesn't believe that blacks are superior to whites, women are superior to men, and gays are superior to straights, they're labelled as "Nazis" and "Racist old men" and whatever other terms people come up with to vilify someone.
User avatar #75 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
im not saying we have to blame anyone? or treat them like theyre assholes bc of their ancestors? and race does matter, cuz cultures and shit, but you cant hate people bc they arent the same as you. id say if you like making fucked up "jokes" about peoples race/sex whatever then youre probably at least a little damn racist/ sexist. which i see everyday here for example, mixed in with people who dont care and people who say legit racist/ sexist things... ALSO nooo one says that anyone has to be superior to anyone, the end goal is equality, which were p close to but not if people keep ignoring that thereare races/ genders that have it much better than others, as a whole.
#77 - greyhoundfd (22 hours ago) [-]
Racism requires you to actually hate someone else because of their race. People like that don't really exist in the US anymore, but we still like to blame people for being racists, so now when someone capitalizes on racial stereotypes for the sake of humor we call it racism.

See, this is what you don't seem to get. Racists are people who look at blacks and say "These people have lower intelligence and they're brutish, we need to suppress them and ensure that they never are able to threaten we whites, because we have earned our position through our superior intelligence and morals!". Someone who just makes racy jokes thinks "Hey, that stereotype that blacks like watermelon is kinda funny, what would be a funny joke using that?"
User avatar #79 - hahahaheidi (22 hours ago) [-]
man if you think racism doesnt exist in america you are horribly mistaken. but like... i mean people can have whatever types of humor, but making jokes about something thats got a fucked up history or something that affects people today in a seriously negative way makes you a huge asshole.

like literally a perfect example of pure 2014 racism is how cops get away with killing black people and a ton of people are okay with that. a ton of people are like "oh well, he was carrying a fake gun and he prob looked threatening" in the case of john crawford, like, he was holding a bb gun, in a store that sold bb guns, in an open carry state... yet there are white people in the southern states that carry fucking shotguns in target and dont even get questioned. communist countries are making fun of us because our country is so fucked up.
#84 - greyhoundfd (19 hours ago) [-]
You realize that eliminates nearly 100% of all humor on the planet? There is literally almost no joke that is both actually funny and is not in some way related to something tragic. Yeah, we should have respect for things, but that doesn't mean we should just purge all positive emotion for risk of seeming disrespectful.

And no, if you were actually paying any fucking attention to the issue you would realize that the police have issues which transcend racism. E.G., throwing grenades into a crib with a baby still in it and refusing to pay medical bills, shooting a homeless man in the back while he's leaving after having been asked to leave, beating up any number of people who "resist arrest", pepper spraying peaceful protesters during the Occupy Protests, and a seemingly endless number of other things.

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User avatar #2711 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
hay
#2772 to #2711 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
good we wouldnt want any cat related problems would we
good we wouldnt want any cat related problems would we
User avatar #2773 to #2772 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
i fell asleep
User avatar #2752 to #2711 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
u can walk i dont mind
User avatar #2753 to #2752 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
itll hurt my legs probably
but ur worth it :^)
User avatar #2754 to #2753 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
probably not but theres only one way to find out i guess
User avatar #2756 to #2755 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
U CANT USE THAT TWICE
#2757 to #2756 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
BUT ;~;
BUT ;~;
#2758 to #2757 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
get that trash out of here
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
u are so mean to me :c
#2760 to #2759 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
no no shhh its all a delusion
no no shhh its all a delusion
User avatar #2761 to #2760 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
noooo IM TELLIN
#2762 to #2761 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
omg dont im sry
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
AW LOL
OAKY I WONT CUS THATS SO CUTE
User avatar #2764 to #2763 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
it makes me really mad for some reason. thats like one of the only breeds im not down with
User avatar #2765 to #2764 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
why
its adorable :3
User avatar #2767 to #2766 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
LOL YES MORE BAAAAAAE
#2768 to #2767 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
u gotta death wish
User avatar #2769 to #2768 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
nooo dont do this
#2770 to #2769 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
ok here have this
ok here have this
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
oh yes
thanks
thats much better
User avatar #2732 to #2711 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
my life is so hard i cant even drive
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
ill drive u bby
User avatar #2734 to #2733 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
thanks i swear to god driving terrifies me if were talkin irl but yeah you can do that ill allow it
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
i dont have a license but uh
il ldrive extra slowly and gentle jsut for u
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
me neither i got my temps once but i just let em expire
but yes thanks u i dont know where this convo is going what is the significance who knows
User avatar #2737 to #2736 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
i never got any
im lazy

omg but any amount of time iwth u is significant
User avatar #2738 to #2737 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
eh who needs em but what the hell cars and **** like ?? i swear we go off into some odd ass topics and just stay there lmfao
User avatar #2739 to #2738 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
u caused this tho
i think idk i just talk and talk lol
User avatar #2740 to #2739 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
very true i dont have anything to really talk about atm so i guess its whatever my eyes are dry and its 2:15 am i told myself i wouldnt stay up this late anymore but i woke up at like noon im not even tired
User avatar #2741 to #2740 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
im not tired either, i forgot when i woke up lol
User avatar #2742 to #2741 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
is it the same time for you? i dont think we established if were in the same time zone yet or not
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
its 2:20 am right now
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
okay okay so were on the same time cool cool thats gotta count for somethin
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
twinsies
where do u live
i live in west virginia
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Im in ohio
right on the bottom of the top
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
omg hi <3
we're so clooooose
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
wtf omg we are i always though wv was under normal virginia :o
come up here pal its nice and icy
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
noooo
i love cold but i just told u i cant drive gurrrrrrrrrl ;_;
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
WELL I CANT EITHER and im just a baby lets be logical here it just makes sense
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
how am i suppose to come then
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
User avatar #2712 to #2711 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
hey pal hoooows it goin
User avatar #2713 to #2712 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
wonderful
you?
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
same i just ate a banan and now im drinkin pop so ill probably die later but im livin life rn
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
nooo dont die ;~;
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
ill fight till the end master!
also "you should talk to me more" *doesnt talk in forever*
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
but
im scared
i dnt wanna talk to u 2 much
i dun wanna seem clingy even tho i am
User avatar #2718 to #2717 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
nah clingy is okay i didnt wanna say anything first cuz i did last time and i was like nah balls in his court lmao
plus its been FOREVER
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
omg
msg me cus
i love u pls talk to me ;~;
User avatar #2720 to #2719 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
whta kind of msg u must be specific
User avatar #2721 to #2720 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
everything
anytihng
<3
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
ur
life
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
OKAY COMMENTS IT IS
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
OH
LOL
well i mean
Do u have skype or somfn
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
i do not :/ i DO have google hangout tho
User avatar #2727 to #2726 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
>google hangout

wats wrong with u
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
ITS THERE SO I USE IT WHATS WRONG W YOUUU
User avatar #2729 to #2728 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
Y
SKYPE IS THERE
STEAM IS THERE
LITERALLY EVERYTIHNG ELSE IS THERE
WH-WHAT
User avatar #2730 to #2729 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
MY LAPTOP IS FOR SCHOOL SO SOME STUFF IS BLOCKED DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HANDICAP
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - roll (12/11/2014) [-]
:c
#2708 - chokinandtokin (12/06/2014) [-]
Hey dont know if you remember but I said I was gonna be getting a kitten and you wanted to see so here you go
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Ooooooh my god it's so precious :'))))
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - chokinandtokin (12/06/2014) [-]
Thanks, i only have my laptop cam to take pics so the quality sucks. Hes cuter in person haha
User avatar #2686 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
post nudes yo bitch
User avatar #2690 to #2689 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
okay no
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
you wanna play the rape game?
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
i dont really have a choice at this point do i
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
you can enjoy it all
or just lie while your pussy gets soaked wet from my dick filling you all
#2694 to #2693 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
WOW NO THANKS
WOW NO THANKS
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
no need to thank me
I do this out of love
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
so you finally agree with it
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
NO
User avatar #2699 to #2698 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
fiesty one, love it more now
User avatar #2700 to #2699 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
WHAT IS GOING ON
User avatar #2701 to #2700 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
my dick in you
User avatar #2702 to #2701 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
please go tell your mother you love her and take a nap
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
will you be my mommy?
User avatar #2704 to #2703 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
okay bye!
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - hotpost (11/29/2014) [-]
this is just the start
User avatar #2685 - articulate ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
I got drunk on thanksgiving and texted that chinese woman that I liked her (I said it in chinese.) She said "no no no find the other wonderful girl. not me." She doesn't like younger guys or guys with long hair. Am I ****** ?
User avatar #2687 to #2685 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Aww noo No you're not ****** there's nothing you can do about it, t's not like she said she didn't like you as a person or she didn't like you're personality or something. You can't change you're age man
User avatar #2706 to #2687 - articulate ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I talked to a random dude online and he said to just move on. I think I'll apologize for texting her while drunk and just hope she'll still play weiqi with me.
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
true you could always play the "i didnt know what i was doing" card and play it off. But whatever, her loss.
#2683 - flesheater ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2684 to #2683 - flesheater ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
ok
ok
User avatar #2680 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
User avatar #2682 to #2680 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Back at ya once again friendo
User avatar #2678 - stormietheraver ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
thanks for the add
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
hey no problem pal
User avatar #2676 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolled comment #43 ** :
kkk greensboro massacre 1979

What usually happened when the protester got violent, the KKK didn't mess around yo.
User avatar #2677 to #2676 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
y
#2675 to #2674 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
It's a baby!
It's a baby!
#2589 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2670 to #2589 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
noooo i mean like extensively not racist, like i guess to the point of questioning ******* thanksgiving??
i dunno, i over analyze everything is what im getting at

i need to be 100% a good person and im ****** livin it man its so nice being nice

also i gotta say tumblr is really good at pointing out ****** things that one may think is fine i.e. i learned how ****** peta was and also the salvation army ect
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
ahhh, i see
you seem like a great person to me :c
User avatar #2672 to #2671 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
im tryin my best
but anyways it ****** 5 30 am i must sleep ttyl
User avatar #2673 to #2672 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
aww, okayyy, night heidi <3
User avatar #2650 to #2589 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
look man my family is loyal to our consoles

im sorry i have disgraced u v.v
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
im only sad you dont have live 'n'


nahhh i sitll lub you <3

User avatar #2652 to #2651 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i knooooow i only get to kick my own ass at everything

yus good good this is crucial
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
how are we suppose to like
BONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

we're gonna be bffs
User avatar #2654 to #2653 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
through cold hard text like EVERYONE ELSE

i feel it man normally i have a hard time keeping conversation with newer people but its all good rn
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
oh well, i think i can totally do that with you

totally, you're super fun, love talking to you
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
AYYYYYY THATS GOOD AND THIS IS GOOD NEWS IM GLAD YA THINK SO BOY


#2657 to #2656 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
IM HAPPY LET ME LIVE

YOU ARENT EVEN MY REAL DAD
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY

I-I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE A DAD YET WHAT
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i am happy i typed heppy at first im not proud

also its okay i dont want to be a dad ever
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
heppy, such a lovely word.

ah, fair enough i suppose...
User avatar #2662 to #2661 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
it makes me uncomfortable because i always hear it when i type it and im not jiggy w that
User avatar #2663 to #2662 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
well i mean, i dont see it too often so it seems somewhat exotic (exotic i love u bby <3)
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
im exotic
sike im white as hell i missed my dads nice olive tone this is ******** ill sue everyone
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
im like
white and a little red cus native american originssssssssssssssssssssss

omg dont sue me pls ;~;
User avatar #2666 to #2665 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
sued

speaking of whites and native americans, is thanksgiving racist or no bc i feel very uneasy about it

like cool ur eating together and everything but its the same type of people driving em off their land and **** idek dude
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
y do u hate me ;~;

LOL oh **** please, i'm pretty much all white, like barely native american so i can't really speak for native maericasn, but i assume its not
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i cant help it im on a fckin roll oooh shiiiiittt

sorry, im tryin to be a good not racist (among many other things) person i question everything i must be good

User avatar #2669 to #2668 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
ur on me omg

LOL
you have to try to not be racist? x3
User avatar #2630 to #2589 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i seriously still cant believe you dont dislike me like this was a complete 180 im still a little in shock also tell me ur real name boy
User avatar #2631 to #2630 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
it's donnie
im assuming yours is heidi?

and omg i never disliked you! you're so likeable <3
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
aww i had a hamster named donnie once
and yes u are correct!
thank u tho i try my best and i can also say the same for u i havent seen u around much but when i have u always seemed like such a sweetheart
#2633 to #2632 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
omg im named after a hamster

that's like a cute swedish girl name too, fititng maybe?

i usually go on brony board, although i havent in a while.
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
yes 6 year old heids knew this moment would come and she was prepared
and no its german! i think way back when i saw u on like the main whatever board idk that ***** too fast paced 4 me
User avatar #2635 to #2634 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
so, soooo prepared.
oooh, so close, although i suppose you still are a cute cupcake right?
i dont go on there much anymore, RETIRED xP
User avatar #2636 to #2635 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
yes yes i am thanks :'))))) and u are tooooo

why not? just get lame or something? i remember once i got some people to do hw for me on there, that was cool
User avatar #2637 to #2636 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
yay us! :p

i just got busy i suppose, don't have time to reply and dick around
User avatar #2638 to #2637 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
yet here you are B)

man i dont do anything so i have time alllllll the time. i need a job or something
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
but you're like, important.

i just play games alot xp
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
THATS AN IMPORTANT THING TO SAY YOU ARE VERY IMPORTANT

i just **** around here or on tumblr or youtube tbh
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
YOU ARE VERY MANY IMPORTANTS WE ARE VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE

sounds like a good time to me lol
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
yes yes we are great very cute very important people this is great

and it is, and speaking of games and **** , i havent played anything in so long but my dad got the newest tomb raider and im ******* psyched this is also important
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
we are cute, important, great, busy, amazing people yes

ooh, do you play on console or pc?
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
console, but im slowly realizing the agony of aiming with a controller. i only have a 360 tho, and no computer thatll actually let me play on it. what about you?
User avatar #2645 to #2644 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
i play on both, i used to play on 360 alot, but now i play on ps4 and pc mostly
User avatar #2646 to #2645 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
thats not okay
how dare u
playstation sucks balls
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
i am neutral about the console wars

we should play a game sometime, as a way of me making it up to you obviously :3
User avatar #2648 to #2647 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
the only things ive had besides 360 and the first xbox is n64 and the first playstation i cant go back man i cant

i dont have xbox live </3 what a load of barnacles tbqh
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
ive had tons

omg y must u hurt us
User avatar #2610 to #2589 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i didnt mean i wanted to go to bed
User avatar #2611 to #2610 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
oh
yay
dont go
talk to me qt :3
#2612 to #2611 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao
tbh for awhile i thought u hated me
well maybe not hate, just somewhat dislike
#2613 to #2612 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
why would you think that?
why would you think that?
#2614 to #2613 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i dunno i just got the vibe man  im glad its the opposite tho     
   
i could not for the 						*******					 life of me find a pic to go with this so this is what its gonna be
i dunno i just got the vibe man im glad its the opposite tho

i could not for the ******* life of me find a pic to go with this so this is what its gonna be
#2615 to #2614 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
complete opposite &lt;3   
   
LOL   
u shuld like   
talk to me moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
complete opposite <3

LOL
u shuld like
talk to me moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#2616 to #2615 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
ohhhh my god thats so sweet   
   
and yes of course mr weve barely conversed before what the hell
ohhhh my god thats so sweet

and yes of course mr weve barely conversed before what the hell
#2617 to #2616 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
i try :c

omgggggg it's like you hate me or somfn ;~;
#2618 to #2617 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
WEVE TALKED LIKE TWICE BEFORE AND YOU STOPPED REPLYING BOTH TIMES

I ALWAYS THOUGHT U WERE COOL

#2619 to #2618 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
omg prove it
#2620 to #2619 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
im mistaken it was only once but its right down on this page it was literally just pictures does that count as conversing
User avatar #2621 to #2620 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
das cute
also omg i didnt know wat ot say osmeitmes
User avatar #2622 to #2621 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
saaamme its okay well deff have many more disappointing conversations to come B)
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
but i dont wanna.
i wanna have fun great conversatiosn with you ;~;
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
oh my ******* god this is so sweet but soon enough youll come to learn im boring with little sprinkles of fun and great
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
no way you're like a cute little yummy cupcake with sprinkles of fun and awesomness
User avatar #2626 to #2625 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
okay whenever i see people talk like that im like wtf but ive never been spoken to that way and i completely understand the appeal like yes this is okay thanku so much
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
what do you meannn? :3
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
you called me cupcake! its something truly ethereal when its directed towards u and as i said ive never been called it before like all the mush im melting help
#2629 to #2628 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
yeah cus you're a sweet little cupcake
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
WHAT THE ****
User avatar #2592 to #2591 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
every time you come here you leave some weird **** i luv u tho
#2593 to #2592 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
i had a crush on u dumbo
i had a crush on u dumbo
#2594 to #2593 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
THATS QUITE A WAY TO SHOW IT
B)
#2595 to #2594 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
s-sorry ;~;
s-sorry ;~;
#2596 to #2595 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
shhh no i love it
shhh no i love it
#2597 to #2596 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
i love u
i love u
#2598 to #2597 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i luv u more
i luv u more
#2600 to #2599 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
i dont have any cute anime gifs
i dont have any cute anime gifs
#2601 to #2600 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
i have a couple but i dont use them much
dis is my favorite pic evur to use cus is cyoot
#2602 to #2601 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
sorry i was eating ice cream but yes that is very cute and also a furry are you 						*******					 proud of urself
sorry i was eating ice cream but yes that is very cute and also a furry are you ******* proud of urself
User avatar #2603 to #2602 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
idk, i just like jerking off to the porn everytihng else about furry i dont care about
User avatar #2604 to #2603 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
you replied so fast to that im laughing so ****** hard
User avatar #2605 to #2604 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
what u mean
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
quick to defend ur furry ways B)
User avatar #2607 to #2606 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
im just not doing anything
#2608 to #2607 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
im still laughing tho   
   
also its almost 3am i was not aware
im still laughing tho

also its almost 3am i was not aware
User avatar #2609 to #2608 - roll (11/15/2014) [-]
okayyy gudnite
User avatar #2587 - goodadventures ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
i dont love you
#2580 - pinethrush (11/02/2014) [-]
Enjoyed talking to you the other night!
Enjoyed talking to you the other night!
#2581 to #2580 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Me tooooo!   
We'll talk more often mister
Me tooooo!
We'll talk more often mister
#2579 - articulate ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
I held a leaf bug last night. It was cool.
#2582 to #2579 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
What the 						****					 is a leaf bug and why would you hold it   
   
why would you ENJOY HOLDING IT
What the **** is a leaf bug and why would you hold it

why would you ENJOY HOLDING IT
#2584 to #2582 - articulate ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Because it was really chill and let me pet it and what not so I let it crawl on my hand and we hung out for a bit. I gave him a ride to the tree outside my window after.
#2585 to #2584 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
aww that reminds me of my lightning bug bro i met when i was 15 I named him jeff anderson and gave him a ride around the block and when i got to my friends house i tried to get him to fly away but he wouldnt so i shook him off and he just fell on the ground i wonder to this day if he died on me
#2586 to #2585 - articulate ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
lol maybe you were just carrying around a dead lightning bug.
#2561 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
**jinzedmzxa is stalking you**
**jinzedmzxa is stalking you**
#2563 to #2562 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
Oh you know you love it.
Oh you know you love it.
#2565 to #2564 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
Like I need your approval, you filthy swine.
#2567 to #2566 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
That's all you got against me anyways you whore.
#2568 to #2567 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
more than you have against me   
   
im 						******					 invincible nerd
more than you have against me

im ****** invincible nerd
#2569 to #2568 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
Doesn't know proper grammar, is a whore, is 17, considers herself invincible, uses tumblr, doesn't know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ, level 222, "I love you...", from Ohio, is huge fag, must I go on?
#2570 to #2569 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
NONE OF THOSE ARE BAD THINGS

AT LEAST IM NOT AN ANIME FAGGOT
User avatar #2571 to #2570 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
They're terrible things, your name is awful too, my dog was named Heidi.

Dude, tumblr fags are worst. You're just saying I'm an anime fag because I posted said pictures, I'm not even a weeabo, go look what that is. Also the fact that you don't like anime disgusts me.
Also caps are so lame.
#2572 to #2571 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
ya know what... everyones dogs name was heidi. im not even ******* surprised.
you are literally a weeaboo and that is literally animay
it is for faggots such as u
u are lame
User avatar #2573 to #2572 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
It's a filthy name, only filth like you have it.
>Literally
Can you be any more stupid? Your age won't be an excuse this time, you're just lame and pathetic.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weeaboo
Read once in a while faggot,
#2574 to #2573 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
how do you even pronounce your name?   
is it japanese?   
youre like 2 hours older than me weeb   
i would read this but its probably not in english characters
how do you even pronounce your name?
is it japanese?
youre like 2 hours older than me weeb
i would read this but its probably not in english characters
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
One this isn't my profile and you well know it. You're just trying cheap shots like the whore you are.
2 years, stupid.
It is, you're just very stupid.
#2576 to #2575 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
im not a whore im just cute as the dickens and you ****** know it, also whatever time isnt relative bc im obvs way smarter than u

she shoots

she scores
User avatar #2577 to #2576 - jinzedmzxa (10/31/2014) [-]
Nope, you wish.
You have no idea now mad your stupidity is making me so we'll drop it.
How are you?
#2578 to #2577 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
im laughing so hard omfg   
im soaking in my feminist opinions    
you?   
also hallowseve
im laughing so hard omfg
im soaking in my feminist opinions
you?
also hallowseve
User avatar #2554 - pinethrush (10/31/2014) [-]
dingle dang I wish I could have a friends list to add people like you onto. You seem pretty chill B)
User avatar #2555 to #2554 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
you dont have a friends list?? or was this an invitation for an invitation in itself? and yes i am the chillest of them all BD
User avatar #2556 to #2555 - pinethrush (10/31/2014) [-]
ofuq there is a friend's list

I'm just a dumb little neophyte to funnyjunk
User avatar #2557 to #2556 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
****** SILLY but hey i thought i was missing some sly hint but hey we were all new once but yes we are now friends this is the life
User avatar #2558 to #2557 - pinethrush (10/31/2014) [-]
B) Naw if I wanted to add you to a friends list I'd just friend you

I won't get arrested if I try doing that without me physically asking for permission, right?
User avatar #2559 to #2558 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
hahaha good good upfront i like it

and no i give you full permission!
User avatar #2560 to #2559 - pinethrush (10/31/2014) [-]
yusssssssss
User avatar #2488 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #2549 to #2488 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
im gonna take that as a compliment idfc
i set my alarm for 10 15 im wondering if i should just stay up and see if i can make it till at least 7pm or just sleep for 3 hours
User avatar #2550 to #2549 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
It was a compliment,
Sleep for three hours, I'll wake you up
User avatar #2551 to #2550 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
ah well ty ty ur pretty okay too
but alright ill attempt sleep ill ttly boy
User avatar #2552 to #2551 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, no problem.
You do that, goodnight,
User avatar #2529 to #2488 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
no way, i dont want kids
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
They'll be your pets.
User avatar #2531 to #2530 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
no. i want kittens and puppies and hamsters. they can be your kids.
User avatar #2532 to #2531 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
I don't want pets, you're the one that wants them.
There will still be sex. Not with the animals they could join us though.
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
And youre the one who wants kids! and if theres no pets im gone bro i cant live in a world without little friends, thats like hell or something
User avatar #2534 to #2533 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
No kids, fine.
I just told you'll get you the pets so long there's sex. Again not with the animals but they can join sheez, read woman
User avatar #2535 to #2534 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
you just said you dont want pets dont try to confuse me im just tryna stay up man this isnt fair
User avatar #2536 to #2535 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Fine.
You come live with me.
We get cats and hamsters, probably a dog and ferret too.
We live happy.
Emd.
Agreed?
User avatar #2537 to #2536 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
thats exactly what i wanted, but i still need college money. youll need to hire a master hacker or something to make it look like i already payed and well be set
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Hey, we'll be honest hard working people. There's no joy in that.
Gotta work for it, of course I'll help.
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
ughh but i dont wanna work
im looking to live good without much work, but honestly thats a lot more likely literally anywhere other than nyc you enjoy living there while you still do
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Well you have to start somewhere.
I only like New York because it gives me that nostalgic feeling. I admit it's not the best place but I feel happy here, I'm also closer to the only sibling I have here in this country.
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
i wanna see ny in the winter man i love snow and the lights n **** at night would be cool.
but yeah i think it would take a lot of willpower to leave ohio, like everyone ive ever known plus all of my family live here. did you move there with anyone or just on your own? and how many do you have that arent in the country?
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
It's alright.
I moved here with my uncles, I recently moved with my sister.
Honestly, when I left I felt so happy but I realize now how stupid I was.
I have 2 other sisters.
User avatar #2543 to #2542 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
if i remember correctly you used to live in new jersey? but hey as long as youre happy man
User avatar #2544 to #2543 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
You are correct.
Honestly, no ******** , I don't even know if this is what I wanted.
User avatar #2545 to #2544 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
well just enjoy it dude. youve got plenty of time to think about moving again or whatever, might as well have fun while youre there ya know
User avatar #2546 to #2545 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, thanks.
So what about you? I barely know you. We have talked but not much.
User avatar #2547 to #2546 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
ehh idk im just ur normal kid tbh. i could say the same to you i suppose
User avatar #2548 to #2547 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
I would't say normal.
True.
Why aren't you sleeping?
User avatar #2509 to #2488 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
i do love you but you make me hate everything else

But im from lorain ohio. you?
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Just like every good relationship
I recently moved to New York.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
<3 shiiiit which city?
User avatar #2512 to #2511 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Gib me yo #
New York city.
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Oh thats not that close :/
my phone is a piece of **** to use but 4406543967
User avatar #2514 to #2513 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Ah, we'll find a way. Love has no distance
You could've just pmed me your number, you know for personal reasons.
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
yeh one day well cross paths
but i dont really care, people i dont know rarely come here and even if they did i dont answer **** from numbers i dont know so hey
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
It's not impossible.
Yeah but you don't know my number fggt. [small]You didn't think this through did you?[small]
User avatar #2517 to #2516 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I MEAN IF YOU SAY ITS YOU ODDS ARE ILL ****** ANSWER IT UNLESS ONE OF THE 80 OTHER ALEXS DECIDES TO FIND MY NUMBER
User avatar #2518 to #2517 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Again, my name isn't Alexis. How many times do I have to say that?
User avatar #2519 to #2518 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
where the **** is there an i in there? im not putting apostrophes in anything in general but *Alex's are you ******* happy
User avatar #2520 to #2519 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, talking to you has it's consequences.

Yes, yes I am.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
youre the blind one i feel my pupils drying and my corneas fading as we speak
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
You're lying, the sight of me has you tearing up. Just admit your burning passion for me.

I just skimmed it, I haven't been on fj for some time so I'm going through it, my bad.
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Look i think all of our problems can be solved if you would just follow me on tumblr
let my beautiful blog calm you jams sweet child
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
>tumblr
Well it was nice meeting you
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
you know what thats the last ******* straw goodbye i wont regret never speaking to you again swine
User avatar #2526 to #2525 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Haha, well this took quite a turn.
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
look, we can look past this if you promise to pay for my college education, let me live w you and buy me animals whenever i want. you could pet them if you wanted
User avatar #2528 to #2527 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Nono, you come live with me, we have kids and you could pet the kids and treat them like your pets.
User avatar #2489 to #2488 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Hey dude!
User avatar #2490 to #2489 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Long time no speak.


You do remember me?
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I recognize the name but i cant put my finger on how we know each other D:
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
I was also hornack.
I'm Alex, I had your number but totally lost it.
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
OOOH I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT HELLO I MISSED YOU FRIEND
User avatar #2494 to #2493 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
I got rid of hornack.
Hello, I missed you as well.
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
why did you get rid of it??
User avatar #2496 to #2495 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Long story short: I'm an emotionalfag.
User avatar #2497 to #2496 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Uh oh well welcome back friendo! dont forget if you ever need to vent or anything i gotcha
User avatar #2498 to #2497 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Don't uh oh me
Okay, get me some food, I'm starving.
User avatar #2499 to #2498 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
fck you im trying to be a good pal
you can eat **** if you want
User avatar #2500 to #2499 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
>Good pal
>eat ****
Wow.

I meant that as don't worry, things usually get fixed. You're an alright friend, which is why I'm talking to you now/
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
weve always had this type of friendship ;)
but alright man i gotcha either way
im the best friend anyone could wish for how dare u
but back atcha i gueeess
User avatar #2502 to #2501 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
I don't really consider you much of a friend tbh.
Still no food, are you stupid? Byy plis dun leve me
I've had better friends than you with better names too
User avatar #2503 to #2502 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
**** YOU I KNOW LIKE 4 ALEXS I DONT ****** NEED YOU PLUS MY BEST FRIENDS NAME IS ALEXIS LIKE HOW COMMON IS THAT

i had some bomb ass mac n cheese earlier and im basking in the fact that you couldnt have any **** you
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
My name isn't Alexis though, I think you need to improve your reading skills. And Alex is short for Alejandro.
Ah, that's so common. I like mac n cheese but it's not good enough for me but for filth like you, it's more than enough.
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
i know 4 alexs on top of knowin an alexis silly also what the **** theres no x is alejandro
ahh i see your bitch ass sense of humor is still well intact dear sir
User avatar #2506 to #2505 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Like I care about you, tell that to someone who cares. Short and they come from Alexander. You really need to step up your game or people will notice you're a retard.
You are correct, did it take you this ling to notice? Of course someone with mental problems like you might have taken this much to notice.
User avatar #2507 to #2506 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Jesus christ youre lucky its 5am or i wouldnt be taking this **** from some punk ass kid
and of course you care about me. you used precious energy to grace my page with your ********
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - jinzedmzxa (10/25/2014) [-]
Oh you love me, that's why you take it all ;)

I have nothing better to do, you're like the jester amusing the king.

So I forget, where you from?
User avatar #2485 - gugek (10/16/2014) [-]
Hey! Hope your night is going well :-] have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow!
User avatar #2486 to #2485 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
holy **** thank u ur so nice back atcha friend
User avatar #2487 to #2486 - gugek (10/16/2014) [-]
not a problem yo!
User avatar #2478 to #2477 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MISS YOU IM GONNA TEXT YOU LATER AND ODDS ARE YOUR NOT GONNA SEE THIS BEFORE I DO BUT I JUST WANNA LET YOUR PROFILE KNOW
User avatar #2473 - articulate ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Dear hahahaheidi,

I have to write this letter because I cannot contain my feelings anymore. I love you, and I have always loved you. Being in your presence fills my stomach with butterflies. A warm glow envelops me. When you are gone I feel a strange emptiness, but when you return, I know life is worth living.

I see your beautiful smile and am reduced to a warm mushy mess, barely able to articulate words. All I desire is to cuddle against your body, both of us in each others arms, and make sweet, romantic love. We could hold hands when we go out, blush when we surprise each other on our birthdays, and grow old together in a lovely apartment overlooking the city. It will be perfect, because we will be together.

Please accept me. I need you in my life. There is no meaning in this world without you. Everything is hollow without you, but full of wonder and purpose when I know it all leads to more time with you. Even as I write this I tremble, thinking about the day I will get to embrace you once again. Thank you my Sunshine.

With Love,
Articulate
User avatar #2474 to #2473 - hahahaheidi ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't know if you're joking or not but that was really sweet either way
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - articulate ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I can be serious if you want. It's really some copypasta that's been flooding me with notifications though.
#2479 to #2475 - captainsweden (09/22/2014) [-]
thats some cringy 						****					 son
thats some cringy **** son
#2480 to #2479 - articulate ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
You're not my real dad.
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