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#20 - Get into ONE fight, even if it's one person against 5, EVERYON…  [+] (40 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Bans +370
#774 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/30/2014) [-]
Zero tolerance is fucking stupid. I got punched in the face unprovoked in the locker room once, and I got suspended for five days for fighting back. What am I supposed to do, let him punch me? Fucking retarded. They even threatened to have me arrested and charged with assault. Fuck public schools man. mfw these dumbasses in the admin building.
#649 - stepsword (08/30/2014) [-]
1. Attack principal
2. principal gets expelled by his own rules
3. repeat until you are principal
4. ???????
5. profit
User avatar #556 - hor (08/30/2014) [-]
In my school you get suspended for blocking. Their logic is that when you raise your arms, you're threatening the person and intentionally making contact.
User avatar #512 - cubanwhiteman (08/30/2014) [-]
I got punched in the face in my freshman year of highschool, and I got indoor suspendension for 3 days. The other guy got outdoor suspension for 3 days.
Yeah so even if you dont defend yourself you're basically in the same fucking boat. Why not fucking go for it.
User avatar #456 - moorgar (08/30/2014) [-]
Something even more unfair happend to me,

3 "classmates" fought against me, i hit one back

As punishment i had to go to the school psychologist because it seems like i have a anger problem

These 3 fuckers said i attacked them without reason, even though even the teachers knew that theese 3 were bullying me and another clasmate from time to time
#426 - aceonfire (08/30/2014) [-]
>Be me in 7th grade
>Just moved to Las Vegas, don't know anybody here
>First week of school, black kid walks up to me
>Says "I heard you been talking shit"
>"I don't even know you..."
>Kid starts strangling me (two hands around my neck)
>Punch him repeatedly in the gut to get him to let go
>He starts holding his stomach, school guard walks up to us, escorts us to principals office.
>School has a strict no fighting policy
>"It takes two to tango"
>Both of us get suspension, I get 5 days, this prick gets only 3.
User avatar #309 - mrcowll (08/30/2014) [-]
Hell my school always had fights. Could barely go a week without two people freaking out at each other. No one really did get in trouble.
User avatar #301 - niggymon (08/30/2014) [-]
1 v 5 fggt
User avatar #287 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/30/2014) [-]
stork caught in the crane's trap
if you are getting attacked, school officials will usually assume you are atleast part of the problem. even if you just sat there and did nothing, they would still suspend or expel you. and while its not very fair, they are often not wrong.
User avatar #177 - elcreepo (08/29/2014) [-]
Instant lawsuits would happen if that occurred in my area. Self defense is a right, and even though the school is acting in loco parentis expelling someone for protecting themselves in a life or death situation is a crime.

It helps that there are functional cameras everywhere that catch every moment... if someone is lunging at you with a bat and you deliver a swift roundhouse to the face the defense can then claim and win nearly instantly a claim of self defense.
User avatar #56 - teevee (08/29/2014) [-]
my vice principal's exact words: "Self-defense is no excuse to hit someone back."
#509 - rdnyan (08/30/2014) [-]
thats really retarded
#511 - johnnybing (08/30/2014) [-]
Is there anymore of that wherever it came from...?
User avatar #635 - rdnyan (08/30/2014) [-]
#682 - johnnybing (08/30/2014) [-]
Thanks!
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#541 - johnnybing (08/30/2014) [-]
Sorry should have explained that I knew the anime, but I dont think thats from the anime... ^^
User avatar #544 - fatalmaster (08/30/2014) [-]
np, for anyone out there. it's Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!
#482 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
i agree just incapacitate them without hitting them throw their ass to the ground then rinse and repeat
User avatar #41 - shenanidingus (08/29/2014) [-]
Friend got suspended even though he didn't fight back. It honestly doesn't matter.
User avatar #178 - elcreepo (08/29/2014) [-]
Knew a guy who got hospitalized when one of the local manapes threw an orange hard enough to fracture a skull

He woke up from it to find he was suspended for "starting a fight" while the monkey got expelled instantly, this guy never even knew the grapeape

His only question is how in the hell did an orange fracture my skull?

Nignogs man
User avatar #380 - spceinvdr (08/30/2014) [-]
I'd sue
User avatar #580 - answer (08/30/2014) [-]
for what? food stamps?
User avatar #746 - bateking (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm black but I kek'd. Sorry people like that exist man
User avatar #740 - elcreepo (08/30/2014) [-]
Sue the school, I think.
User avatar #712 - spceinvdr (08/30/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #60 - admin (08/29/2014) [-]
better just kill the fucker with a tire iron then if you get attacked
User avatar #44 - freakyorange (08/29/2014) [-]
So you're saying that your friend got suspended for being attacked? That's another attack in itself.


When I was in middle school, someone punched a kid. It knocked him out. Both got suspended because the teacher didn't see what happened, even know easily 15 kids did, and all of us told the same story.
User avatar #291 - wallbuilder (08/30/2014) [-]
That's the kind of thing where you ask for lawful intervention.
User avatar #34 - admin (08/29/2014) [-]
that happened to me once
my mom sent me to live with my uncle phil
#702 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
damn basket ball games
User avatar #647 - theinternetaddict (08/30/2014) [-]
Best reply ever
User avatar #859 - xxazeritsxx (08/31/2014) [-]
nice profile pic.
User avatar #860 - theinternetaddict (08/31/2014) [-]
You too amigo
#319 - xxazeritsxx (08/30/2014) [-]
for you my F├╝hrer.
#314 - thespartanlegend (08/30/2014) [-]
but i thought everyone that attacked you was either banned or executed.
User avatar #268 - philipekherpderp (08/30/2014) [-]
my name is phil
#98 - zzombiee (08/29/2014) [-]
#96 - panggalacticfed (08/29/2014) [-]
Admin confirmed to be black
User avatar #26 - fukkendragonite (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, we had that one. Stupid.
#77 - and in between Double D and Rolf?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Oh Ed +2
User avatar #109 - dracory (08/27/2014) [-]
that one was the abandon home the eds got locked in with the sisters
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User avatar #468 - klick (08/08/2014) [-]
I agree. You never know when life is going to challenge you to an accordion battle.
#967 - not driving me insane at all 08/08/2014 on Insanity 0
#326 - The classic FPS ( first person sneaker). you will never have a… 08/07/2014 on What games have aged... 0
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User avatar #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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